Japanese Idol Thread

>>1370056
Fucking KEK!

This is the greatest thing ever

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Always remember purple is best

>>1361719
>>1361723
>>1361725
>>1361726

What are they saying?

>>1370205

I want to go back in time and show an ancient samurai what his kin have been reduced to

>>1370445
Wait for a much more knowledgeable translator, but for now I could give shit translation only by reading between the lines so I could give you at least an idea. I understand like 10% of Nipponese, and I also used some help from jisho.

1 - Food you like right now/Food you're into right now. Which is Clam Chowder

2 - The "???" you like right now.
Anon didn't fully put the whole question. Maria said "kyou ichi no (suki) ___". Which is ikura, Ikura is a seafood, so I guess seafood?

3 - Idk if the webm is incomplete or my japanese is just shit. But it's "Food you hate right now?/can't eat? food" i dont really know but she said nigatedattamono. nigate gives me "uncomfortable". mono is like "thing" in a way.

4 - Comedian you like right now/you're into right now. Pikotaro. But Nanase said it wrong with "Po"kotaro. I dont know if it's still the same because they used ima, instead of earlier's kyou

>>1370445
Something cute

>>1370808
Kyou means today. Ima means right now.

>>1370862
トップケック

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>>1371197
>that feel when no superior Nippon memelord gf

it hurts..

>>1371197
if you're all wondering what shes doing

https://youtu.be/0E00Zuayv9Q

>>1371197
That is the most adorable thing I have ever seen

>>1371853
>>1371197

https://youtu.be/G9yllla2Wws?t=530

>>1371870
Wait 'til you see her dancing Halloween Night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ptuwkxuIPI

>>1371197
>>1372049
CUTE!

>>1370056
>>1372783
Japan is so fucking based!

>>1370506
underrated posst

>>1372783
Holy shit what?

>>1370056
are japanese born with autism?

>>1370056
>Mr. Big starts playing for some reason

God bless you, Japan.

>>1373215
This board has a 4MB limit. You could've increased the quality a bit.

Also, can you post Miona serving you ice cream?

>>1373560
>beagle
>big

someone needs to bring a mastiff and have them piss themselves

Does anyone have any Tani?

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>>1374004

>>1370506
never drop 2 nukes on a country

>>1373671
that probably was the biggest dog available in japan

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mfw the anon who always posts asuka never posts anymore

>>1373560
BAD OGURI! BAD BAD OGURI!

>>1374070

she looks like she's trying to laugh something off but inside she's dying.... awwwww

>>1370506
The world number 1 exporter of cute?

>>1370056
What the fuck is busu?

>>1375093
Is this ASMR?

>>1375699
Ugly woman

>>1375836
: (

>>1375093
how long is this fucking elevator ride

>>1374025

>3

>>1376764
Don't show this to /r9k/ or else

>>1376764
I used to really love this show before they replaced Becky. Not as good nowadays.

>>1370262
>bing-bong!
>bing-bong!
>yah!

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Can someone please tell me the name of the song in this clip and who sings it?

I know this request is off-topic, but I think it's alright to get my answer since the webm's content is pretty good, right?

>>1378294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM5dikO8Ma4
Do you even Shazam?
No seriously. Get the app. I found this song in like 2 seconds.

>>1378303
Thank you so much!

And no. I've never heard of Shazam before.
I installed it a few seconds after reading your post but I don't know how it works.

I have your youtube video playing and I clicked the Shazam button but it says "We didn't quite catch that".

Does the audio have to enter through the microphone or something (as in, do I have to sing it or put the mic near a speaker)?

>>1376764
I wonder what it's like being able to walk into any room and know that every girl in it wants to fuck you

I remember seeing a commercial with one of the members of NMB48...it was about a booking company and she was wearing a dog costume. Does anybody have the webm

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have this but its not a nmb member (kojima ruriko)

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more kojima ruriko (gravure idol)

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and close friend of itano tomomi

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>>1379891

>>1379971
I can't ever decide whether Tomomi is hot or not.

>>1376967
Her "bitch" shtick got old quick.

>>1375093
Oshima is my waifu.

>>1370506
Lets be honest here there are worse coves of the song by americans

>>1376967
So fucking gorgeous

>>1380259
>ywn point at an idols tits and have them react favorably

just fucking die in my sleep already.

>>1379879
>>1379883
Thanks, i guess i got them mixed up

>>1370262
that fucking obnoxious slap bass

>>1370056
yisus fuck and i thought tv in my country was garbage...

>>1371542
source?

>>1383867
i really miss takamina

>>1371197
I think im in love...

>>1383867
Holy shit the tall chink on the right is fucking cute also I need to go buy a watermelon to try this now

>>1383898
The first month her love contract was up, she found some 30 year old guy and they fucked for like 3 days straight.

Why are the 48 groups so popular? Isn't it better if it's a smaller group so your kamioshi gets more screentime? Surely within a group of 48 there's bound to be stiff competition?

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>>1384761
>within a group of 48

Here's your (You).

This thread makes me feel like I'm watching videos of special-needs girls and it makes me want to hug and protect them. Those poor retarded girls ...

>>1384536
It's not that Kojiharu is tall (at 164cm/5'3''). It's that Takamina is a womanlet (at 148.5cm/4'6'').

>>1370056
Source?

>>1385187
HKTINGO

>>1379985
same here

>>1373548
>Also, can you post Miona serving you ice cream?
Yes of course you should

>>1381902
Isn't it the best

>>1386710
it's pretty fantastic

>>1387533
Just what I needed, thanks

>>1391378
>>1391381
Whatever happened to her career?

>>1373167
thanks anon. i needed that laugh

>>1385223
bless you

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>>1383613
https://my.mixtape.moe/hfioad.webm

Plastic No Kuchibiru, no idea how to find the sauce vid I didn't even make this

>>1392999
Sauce is AKB48 Team 8 Tour BD.

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shes still doing movies, stage shows, commericals and the occasional tv drama. no singing.

>>1393558
Yeah. She has had a very successful career.

Momokuro without her is still shit though, unless Hyadain is involved.

>>1383867
Holy shit you learn something new every day

>>1390326
Purple is our girl

Keep posting purple

>>1392679

mmm dem facial expressions

>>1396582
Lol, adorable.

>>1395069
>speaking ingurish
what country were they in?

>>1370056
>Steve Jobs has a big nose
Really fires up the neurons

>>1376967
Imma need a source on that song holy shit.

>>1375107
She got rejected. It is from the chocolate giving episode.

>>1398150
earl sweatshirt x knxwledge - balance

>>1397955
there will never be another idol as based as yuko

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>>1379891
>Tomomi got rid of her snaggle tooth.

Where's a good place to watch the various shows? I'm sick of having to scour google for deleted links.

>>1384864
I love Beaver.

>>1399318
show48 and its clone died, all we have now is torrenting the episodes then downloading their srt files.

but if you really wanna stream, i guess you could try aidol, bluementaiko, teppen, and GEES on youtube.

>>1399318
>>1399810
For recent stuff and torrents get an aidoru online. For old stuff just pray to get lucky and find dailymotion or google drive links.

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>>1399810
>>1399964
Yeah, seems that way. Thanks for the advice guys.

>>1399318
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo/edit#gid=1178117571

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>>1400213
Nice, thanks.

>>1401354
Anyone else /Oya Shizuka/ here? There's just something so damn naughty/sexy about her.

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>>1375093
>is sniffing me
>remember I didn't shower today
>mfw shunned and embarrassed by girl in a webm
Just

>>1376764
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1377662
Too young

>>1401543
she is ugly and not very charismatic so she seems obtainable

>>1402070
touché

>>1402658
Do these idols ever get a break?

>>1397955
sauce

>>1401867
> BE ME
>HAVE YOUR FEELS
>EXCEPT IM JUST WEARING MUSTY SMELLING PANTSU

>>1383867
Is just spitting out the seeds looked down upon in Nipland?

>>1403046
Are they seeing how long it takes for someone to recognize them?

>>1402070
>ugly

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43n8q6

i don't think i'd go that far...

>>1402695
fugg, that bad quality thou

>>1403046
She did pretty well
>>1403916
yup

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>>1404321

>>1370205
What event is this?

>>1408009
What idol is that?

>>1373234

Mr. Big and Paul Gilbert are fucking huge in Japan. Or they still were a couple years ago, at least.

>>1375836
its just ugly

Post more nogis please, thank you.

>>1375093
Is there more of this?

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>>1409614

>>1408043
JAV idol

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>>1374070
I'm still here. Downloading episodes is a pain in the ass so I don't do it as much.

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this thread needs lady sae

>>1404315
oH FUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>1409904
>JAV idol

what's the point?

>>1410714
sale of items other than dvds

>>1383867
cute girls AND food advice? im so excited to be moving to Japan in January

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>>1387533
cant handle

>>1393558
its crazy how Indian she looks, total babe

>>1411704
Abe Hiroshi is so fucking cool

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oshima referring to these busu?

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or may be the hkt busu

>>1408384
They still are; they sell out the Budokan for multiple shows every time they tour there.

>>1411745
sasshit ruins everything she's in

>>1411792
Fucking whore...

>>1412890
WHY

>>1411745
Wish someone would translate this show. Seems like it was great.

>>1411792
voice sounds so familiar, what animu?

>>1412817
>2016
>sashi is still best girl
this is why akb is dying

>>1414279
Cute.

>>1414052
m8, it says so right there on the webm. Simon in Gurren Lagann, MC in Linebarrels of Iron (a shit though) and Natsu Dragneel in Fairy Tail (a shit too, though Kotoko has gotten wet over Fairy Tail a bunch of times in doko/kojichu/bingo. But still, Rave Master > Fairy Tail).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakihara_Tetsuya#Anime

>>1408585
Not really, you don't use it with males.

>>1374070
>>1409982
more asuka pls

>>1376764

he deserves it though

>>1414279
Why is this so adorable?

>>1414279
Saucino, pls

>>1415372
:3

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>>1415414
/r/ Oda.

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>>1415447
Thanks m8.

>>1370056
never change japan. a culture that should be protected so it can be enjoyed by future generations of internet people.

>>1370056
>: Great patriots
steve jewbs?

>>1415453

Shida has very nice hands. I might choose her as my Keyaki oshi.

>>1375699
nasty woman

>>1370056
Donarudo Turampu!

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>>1414935
She UNIRONICALLY likes evanescence

>>1373167
Nah. It's all the soy they eat. Healthy young child has natto for breakfast, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!

>>1417862
SHUT UP! YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND!!

>>1418963

Still the queen of idols.

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>>1418963
A bigger whore than Sashi


Imagine that...

>>1421037
sauce?

>>1421154
「新ヤメ検の女2」
Law drama called Shin Yameken no Onna 2. The girl in the middle is Sato Hinata who was in Sakura Gakuin and Saint Snow on Love Live! Sunshine!!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x53mx1q_161126-tv-asah-yameken-no-onna-hinata-sato_tv

>>1421018
10/10 english at 11, damn

>>1370056
what was their reaction to after he won?

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Sae Stronk

>>1372783
link to youtube vid please.

>>1370506
>implying that they dont have the dreams of being in a famous kawaii band .

>>1424943
At what point did she stop being cute?

>>1424943

Oct 3rd, 2016

>>1427084
>>1427078

>>1370184

>walk around
>stumble upon a kids performance
>dancing to beyonce with slutty outfits
>see this
>its actually fun

Goddamn it!

>>1374010

AWW JESUS

>>1376845

They deserve the punishment.

>>1370184
lolis

>>1380259
i only understand oppai

>>1427517
This is so pixelated and compressed that I don't know what's happening. Why not split it into two parts and increase the quality?

>>1416757
Sauce?

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I feel bad laughing at this

>>1409904
...and this only makes me more curious/hard.

>>1371197
Angel

>>1403176
why would you assume that instead of just assuming that not having to spit out seeds was more convenient and easy to eat.

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>>1429325
Awesomeness is what's happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwMuHy8t_Vk

>>1430563
what the fuck is wrong with her? i'm sure she does this stuff all the time, too

please gimme your best maaya webms

>>1433132
I don't get it.

>>1436768
this is weird

>>1370205
>TFW you will never rock and roll all night with her

>>1370506
>implying that kawaii culture and contemplating one's own death to the point of being free from the fear of it are mutually exclusive

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>>1405683
Momoiro Clover Z Tojinsai 2015 Ecopa Stadium Taikai

>>1438837
are they dressed as tengu?

>>1378294
Is this some kind of competition where the girls try to seduce the man or something? That's all I got out of this.

>>1372817
tfw there is nothing to grab

>>1438837
!songname

>>1415374
161117 Nogizaka46 - R no Housoku

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>>1443054
Chai maxx zero

>>1443121
bestsong

>>1443169
She loves muscular white men.

>>1372783
I wonder if this was an attempt to get the American market interested in them or if their management just happens to be MAGA as fuck.

>>1370184
What song is this? I've heard Riripon dance to this once.

>>1440989
Where can I watch the full video?

>>1443998
https://youtu.be/UdWVHThthbE

momoiro clover z - coconuts (not the santa-san which sounds the same)

>>1444097
Thanks senpai. I was going to reply with a Riripon image but I remembered I'm on /wsg/.

>>1371197
>she doesn't even have a pen
>she doesn't even have pineapple
dropped

>>1444189
never mind watched the whole thing she does have a pineapple

>>1438837
I could watch this on loop forever.

>>1443169
That man hates himself when his shift is over.

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We all agree that Katomina is our NGT oshi

That is all that really matters

>>1444008
https://youtu.be/Q500prjm2Gs?t=607
reptile part at 10:07

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>>1446089

>>1372783
>>1423845
LATE AS EVER but heres the link
Luckily Ive seen this before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0XFdFhkTuo

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>>1446104

>>1446100
That is the greatest thing I have ever seen

>>1442912
>>1444934
wtf i love katomina now

>>1371197
K-kawaiii

>>1372609
>>1372606
>>1372605
>>1372602
I really enjoyed that despite not understanding a word

>mfw when OKAAAYY!!!

>>1375093
Legit got ASMR when she leaned and spoke to the left (video right) but not the other side, also neat seems like ASMR inspired commecial, I like the idea.

>>1446130
you win me to do it, anyways sae is perfect

>>1395069
>>1397267
Dirty gaijin children in glorious Nippon. Forcing J-idols to speak filthy engrish.

new thread?

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>>1447783

Best to end it now desu

NEW
>>1447806
>>1447806

>>1372817
that glorious framerate

>>1415453
wholy shit that ドヤ顔 at the end when she confirms it

>>1384574
I wish i could fuck an idol straight out of celebacy