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>>1369284
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>>1369276
Its bf4
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>>1369231
How can anyone get that fat?
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>>1369639
i enjoyed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkjrOssNAEc
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>>1369305
No, it's BF3.
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>>1369639
God bless the person who took the time to edit out the bungee cord.
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>>1369284
how..... what?
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>>1369282
jesus christ american cops are fucking pathetic human beings

i hope they all got fired
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>>1370356
we all need the context first
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>>1369787
it says "CN vs RU" at the bottom you retard. It's BF4
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>>1370356
Fuck off, you cock
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>>1370394
>>1370356
if i remember correctly, they were chasing him after he shot and killed a cop in their department
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>>1370356
>sweden
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>>1369222

Play this while watching the webm
https://youtu.be/_GFmwAFwc1o
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>>1369229
fucking LEL
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>>1369229
Comeon man...
lil nigga just wants to learn
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>>1369229
Lol at the poor 3rd guy
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>>1369825
It's China, did you really expect him not to be an asshole?
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>>1369222
This is a wizard
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>>1369825
apparently the driver was an elderly person and he was having some kind of seizure or something and didn't even realize he was crashing into things.
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>>1370557
Crabs in a bucket man.
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>>1369681
Various Eating/Glandular/Thryoid/Pancreatic disorders, but most likely eating.
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>>1370356
>american cops
>fired

good one.
Nothing short of killing a cop will get these fuckers fired. It's either roaming the streets killing misdemeanors, junkies, or mentally ill people, or in federal prison for these fuckers.
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>>1369276

My clan used to do this all the time in BC2 against helicopters.
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>>1370356
Another officer tried deploying spikes to flatten his tires, and the guy hit the cop at like 100 mph turning his legs into noodles. He got the ass whopping he deserved. Fucking niggers.
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>>1369267
>>1369262

classics
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>>1369231
sauce?
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>>1372307
Did you even watched the video dude?
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>>1369229

He showed them who is the fucking boss
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>>1371779
What? You babbys couldnt single handedly do it with a single bolt action sniper. Shit tier clan.
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>>1369281
This is art. Thank you.
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>>1369281
Holy shit I'm actually in tears
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>>1370664
classic excuse
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>>1373166
wtf is going on there
someone explain how that's possible
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>>1370711
>being a nigger unironically in 2016
for what reason
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>>1373615
sturdy lets you survive 100% oneshots, endeavor deals equal pctage damage you recieved, sandstorm finishes off.
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>>1370356
>dindu shots a coop
>dindu starts to drive at high speeds endangering all the people in the highway
>dindu crashes
>cops beat him up for killing their partner, and punting in danger everyone with his erratic driving.

he should have been shot to death right there the same way he did to that cop. if you think other wise. you are a cuck and you deserve to be "culturally enriched" soon.
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>>1373690
the police taking the law into their own hands and performing extra-judicial killings couldn't possibly have any drawbacks
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>>1370401
no, it's BF3, know your place.
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>>1369231

A true hero for our times.
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>>1373716
there is no Chinese faction in BF3 or in any of BF3's expansions
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>>1369276
>playing normal
shiggy
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>>1373777
>agnryrhino.gif
>rhino

boy
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>>1369795
right?? where do people find the time for these things...
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>>1373784
What?
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>>1373784
Have you ever been on 4chan before?
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>>1373715

You expect the blind police adulation post-911 PTSD blue lives matter crowd to understand that?
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>>1369229
KEK, the third guy
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>>1369281
You might not know, but the second car that hits the girls was also texting.
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>>1369284
what the fuck was that second woman doing just standing in the middle of the road?
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>>1373775
Info? I know its not cannabis
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>>1369229
Well if school doesn't work out he's got a bright future in the pimp industry
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>>1369278
that lady ate that fuckken seat in front of her
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>>1370515
he also nearly hit a few cops during the chase
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>>1373872
>let me see how many blm buzzwords I can fit in one sentence

tyrone pls
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>>1373941
>Tyrone
>Dindu
>Niggers
At least those faggots are innovating, what's you're excuse, you fat cuck?
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>>1373715
>the police taking the law into their own hands
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE POINT OF THE POLICE ARE FUCKING SWEDEN JUST DIE
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>>1373888
Carbon Dioxide, it didn't die they revived it shortly after it collapses
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>>1373888
also checked
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>>1374022
>innovative

If by memorizing and repeating the words preached to them by their sjw college professors is innovative, my 5th grade essay about zebras should be the greatest thing since the invention of the wheel
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>>1369278
>>1373896
she probably died, old people can't handle a knock that hard
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>>1369284
Besides the beyond retarded pedestrians, whoever is driving is 100% fucking stupid and should have their license taken away.
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>>1370706
Stop even saying this. A thyroid accounts for 5 lbs (and that's accounting for 3 standard deviations, even). It always has been and will be, a case of overeating. If you believe you can become overweight without overeating you are delusional.
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>>1374073
This.

Famous scene from The Andromeda Strain
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>>1370356
In the full clip that beating is actually totally justified
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>>1369284

That person is actually impressively camouflaged against the crosswalk. If you pause at 0:51 the white bag/cuff/whatever in their hand looks like one of the lines of the crosswalk and the headscarf corresponds to the horizon as well.
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>>1373820
>filename
jeezus fookin christ
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>>1373777
>She never walked again

fuck you made me laugh
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>>1369276
Music name??????
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>>1373166
>>1373615
le old F.E.A.R maymay
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>>1373750
holy moly
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>>1373846
You are a pro?
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>>1374444
You must be 18 or older to post on this site.
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>>1369284
Reminds me of nightmares where you do something wrong or illegal and trying to avoid getting caught just stresses you out and makes the dream worse and worse until you wake up with your heart racing from all the shit your dreamself did
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>>1374559
Yeah we all don't dream in nigger, thanks.
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>>1369282
>stop resisting
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>>1374577
Wasn't his fault.
What horrible fucking parents.
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>>1374577
they were totally jay walking and the driver did nothing wrong right?
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>>1374581
It's not even the jaywalking.
It's the fact they are walking cross 2 roads and not on the island in the centre either.
The trees obscure them, they can't see cars and cars can't see them.

I see this in the uk a lot too, people with prams thing they have the right of way.
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>>1374577
>checks the car
>ok, minor scratches
>checks the kid
>realizes you will have the pay the medical treatment
>fuck
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>>1374040
arrest people so they can be provided constitutional due process and not beat up some guy on the ground who doesn't seem responsive
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>>1374577
is the kid alive
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>>1374593
>realizes you will have the pay the medical treatment
And damages because the kid will be scared of cars.
>tfw parents are rewarded for stupidity,
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>>1373634
>>1373615
Endeavor reduces the enemy to the same HP as you.

It's a fun little cheese tactic that only works against literal retards, but it's really satisfying when it does. It's a good lesson to people that don't have varied movesets.
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>>1374073
i'd like to put you in a cage and fill the room with carbon dioxide and revive you later
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>>1374444
It's the A Team theme , so you did not get half of the joke , but yeah , you should be 18 or more to post , there even was a new A Team movie man
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>>1369276
They still do the kill cam?
If so >>>saved
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>>1374689
Well it's absolute shit
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>>1373775
They look so expressive when they die. Does anyone have anymore monkey death webms?
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>>1374593
>>1374601
why would you have to pay out? It isn't your fault. They are culpable.
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>>1374327
Maybe the driver was a child or a very senile old man/woman
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>>1369276
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>>1374864
Is this the new Final Fight?
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>>1369278
Name of the song?
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>>1369282
I'm English, and our cops would never act like this. Americans, you better learn from us already, you have the mindset of children.
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>>1369285
song ?
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Anyone have the webm where the kid jumps off the wall and kicks the other kid in the face
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>>1373775
Is it actually nerve gas?
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>>1369231
>tfw you go tipping cows with you mates
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>>1375164
What? no. Can't you read? Cannaius = weed. This is what you fucking potheads are injecting into your veins every time you get high.
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>>1374577
No sympathy for the driver. He speed up significantly after they came in view.
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>>1375120
Sweet Child O Mine, dunno the band, it's not the original for suer.
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>>1373775
God, I masturbated so hard to this. Does anyone have any of girls? Like women? You can post it to /gif/ and crosslink if you want, I just want to see a woman in a cage dying from nerve gas like this. I love the helpless fearful expression on its face that swiftly turns to suffering and how it falls to the ground twitching in utter surrender to the awful gas.
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>>1374156

Bahaha I'm white and I haven't been to college in a decade, AND I went to Texas A&M. I respect cops and the job they do, when they do it right. I just don't dick ride all cops automatically because i'm not a pea-brained peasant with a knee-jerk mob justice mentality. I'm an American who believes in rule of law, and due process. I'm not a sleezy closet racist who celebrates internally every time a black dude gets shot by the cops because I can't spout my white nationalist garbage in public anymore.

Cops are human, they make mistakes, they have to be held accountable for the mistakes they make like everyone else. They cannot be above the law that they are supposed to enforce.

tl;dr go live in the philippines you fucking cretin
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>>1369795
didn't even notice it was missing
nice touch
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>>1375182
this fuckin guy
swag nigguh
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>>1373778

PALACE
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>>1369276
i love it when a plan comes together
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>>1374774
what's the first song?
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>>1375182
>believing everything in 4chan is true
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>>1374579
>>1374581
He drove at 60 km/h in the 40 zone. That's enough to get you indicted for man slaughter in most countries.
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>>1369285
i love how Northern Irish car accident videos have become memes
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>>1375464
E D G E

D

G

E
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>>1373715
hehexd one of this days you are going to get culturally enriched by one of those monkeys. and you will understand how cops feel when they have to deal with this google every day.
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>>1373187
>missing the point
>aggressive over nothing

Are you ok?
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>>1373884
she was on a motor bike. most likely at a red light
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>>1375164
Asphyxiation by carbon dioxide.
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>>1373166
>>1373615
Some cheesy unbalanced shit exploit. Almost on par with actually cheating.
That should be shown to all those people crying about how the earlier gens of Pokemon had such unbalanced and overpowered types and that shit was so unfair and whatnot...
Try THIS fucking crap for a change!
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>>1375744
>Some cheesy unbalanced shit exploit. Almost on par with actually cheating.
Kill yourself.
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>>1374577
Both parties messed up. Driver was going too fast and sped up, thinking he would avoid contact with those people that way.
The parents on the other hand not only crossed the street where they shouldn't do so, but the guy actually pushed the carrier straight into a speeding, incoming car, which is simply... mind-boggling. Even if the driver had slowed down/stopped, it would have been better to just stay behind.
But, oh well, you know what they say about hindsight.
Also, F-f-f-free-f-f-free-free-styla! Rock the Microphone!
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>>1375766
C'mon, nigga. If taking out several LVL 100 Pokemon with one single LVL 1 because of a crappy game mechanic like that isn't an exploit, then I don't know what is.
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>>1375545
underrated/10
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>>1375782
It's a clever strategy, nothing more, nothing less. It's very easy to counter if you have a half decent team, only retards fall for that shit.
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>>1375782
You are one of those people in online games with the sort of loser mentality that really betrays their insecurity in real life. You have this personal concept of "fairness" that everyone should adhere to so you can feel better in your little safe space. When someone "exploits" something by being clever about something or just plain better than you, you start crying because someone broke your illusion.
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>>1375698
No I'm serious....
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>>1369266
jewicide
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>>1375631
apия бecпeчный aнгeл

Going to the run covered by a russian band called aria in english. Great song.
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>>1375461
i know its not original that is why i asked
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>>1374813
get help
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>>1374559
had a dream i robbed a bank
scary
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>>1373750
whoever chooses stupid anime characters deserves to get this destroyed.
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>>1373534
>>1373546
cant believe people still samefag
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edge
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>>1374040
cops arent judge jury and executioner. stop watching movies and learn how civilized humans handle justice. its slow and strenious but its in place for a reason
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>>1374864
yo wheres the edited version of this?
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>>1369266
Thaty is antisemitic yo.
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>>1374577

It's all the father's fault.

> Initially the driver has to change lanes to avoid the father.
> Changing lanes fails because father follows car into right-hand lane.
> Pause it at 0:09. Driver is left with no choice but to slam the breaks hard or hit up on a curb on the sidewalk.
> Mother has common sense and from 20 feet back is like "WTF is my husband doing?"
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>>1375783
even after all these years I can not for the life of me understand what he thought was going to happen. Did he believe he could acually fly? 'Well, somebody has to try this out. Why not me? Now is the time and this is a good place. I'm a bird!'
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>>1375813
>When the genocide kicks in
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>>1369229
KEK

Not even a YLYL and i lost
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>>1369229
>that last slap
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>>1375813
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>>1369229
2 slaps for the ones who did it, 1 slap for the one who did nothing to stop it.
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>>1374864
TEACHES YOU TO MESS WITH THE WORST PUNK OF SARIYASKI JUNIOR HIGH
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>>1374825
>>1376358
This happened in America, so the driver is 100% liable and the parents aren't. If you hit a pedestrian you have to prove that there was no possible way you could have avoided it. This guy had a good 5 seconds to slow down and stop but he chose to speed up, and what's more even got caught on video doing this. In fact my guess is he wouldn't even go to court over it and would just plead guilty cause if a jury saw that video he'd be in prison for a long time.
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>>1374577
Both parties at fault
>0:03 40kph speed limit
driver is speeding if the indicated speed is correct, plus seems to accelerate towards the pedestrians
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>>1369229
2 taps and a slap
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>>1377440
>This happened in America
>KM/H
>Russian-looking cars
>Russian-looking people wearing Russian-looking clothes
>dash-cams very common in Russia

What makes you think this is an America?
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>>1377440
>This happened in America
You're either a very stupid American or someone trying to find reason to hate them.
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>>1370560
They're all poor.
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>>1374577

Eh, I'm inclined to say that this is mostly the drivers fault. It looks like what the father was trying to do was get into the next lane to avoid the car coming towards him, which didn't work because the driver decided to speed up to go around them and they ended up going in the same direction trying to avoid each other.

But trying to avoid a pedestrian by slamming on the accelerator and veering into the next lane is one the dumbest things I've ever seen - he was only going 55 when they came into view and probably could've easily eased on his brakes in time.
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>>1374833
Either case they shouldn't be driving.
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>>1376361
I think he was more over trying to grind on the rails.
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>>1373754
PAC-MAN does better literally every match he's in
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>>1373715
I understand some people gets emotional, adrenaline at highest point, affraid to die in your job, all that plus you're traineed more in to do harm/defend than rage control yoga...
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>>1374581
>>1375682
>>1377440
>>1375206
>>1375773
>>1377454
>>1377521
seriously did you even watch the webm?
driver was doing 19 near the crosswalk, very safe, very prudent, then there's a 40 limit (probably because of the parking spots right after it), and the guy speeds up to about 40, 40+ (you'll have to excuse for the tolerance and accuracy of various speedometers, such as the one displayed in the video. Now, as far as "speeding" (remember that "excessive velocity" is not the same as "velocity excess" in the traffic code and the law), he was barely even speeding. In Europe, if you're going 20 or less over the speed limit in the inner cities, it's a minor infraction, ie you pay like a 80€ fine and you're on your way. The couple have already illegally crossed the road a good 25-35 feet, but while the mother wisely stands back, the father decides to go all the way, and never attempts to stop or turn back when he has line of sight with the car. The driver, instead, tries to change lanes and speed up (he may be speeding up because there's a car behind him on the right lane that he doesn't want to collide with), and obviously tries to avoid the pedestrian by changing lanes. Notice how the pedestrian himself wasn't harmed, but put the stroller right in front of the car. The driver is already committed to changing lanes and speeding up to avoid the pedestrian, and braking could also lead to catastrophic results. The pedestrian, however, takes several careful steps forward without changing intentions, long after having seen the car. It's so stupid to the point you might even claim the couple was intentionally trying to kill their kids, with the mother emotionally standing back and the father meticulously putting the stroller in place before dashing backwards to safety himself.
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>>1375806
not >>1375782 but holy shit dude, you're projecting so hard
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>>1374577
What would you do in a situation like this? I couldn't even fathom.
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>>1377628

not worry because i'm not a moronic person who risks my life let alone the lives of two of my children so this would literally never happen to me.
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>>1369267
that is funny as fuck
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>>1375098
seinfield intro theme
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>>1373820
schoolbullies.gif
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>>1374577
stop saying he is speeding, 40km/h limit doesn't exist, it's probably 40mph limit that is 60km/h so he isn't speeding
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>>1377610
>70 on 40 road
>barely speeding
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>>1378128
>meme reply
it only registers over 70 after the collision. he had started speeding up to avoid any kind of collision far before then. i'm sure if there were no pedestrians, he wouldn't have gone over 50.

also, in my first post, i didn't state what i though was the obvious, but what many americans don't know to be true:
you're meant to always stay on the rightmost lane

captcha: CASH CLINTON
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>>1377610
the driver was already going 10 over before you could see the guy crossing. the guy ran forward to avoid the car at the same time the car started to switch lanes and he stopped and tried to pull back once he realized he was still in the path of the car
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>>1378147
Aaaaaand he drops off his children right in front of the car, while himself staying back unharmed. if i was a lawyer in this case, i'm sure i could convince the jury that the parents simply wanted to get rid of their children.

look at the amount of space he's occupying on the road, the driver would never be able to tell whether the right choice was to stay on the left or change lanes to the right (especially when the law pressures him to change to the right, and he may need to accelerate if there's a car behind him on the right lane already). there's really no way out short of braking, which could also not turn out well for him.

i'm a fucking slav, i know what these people are like, and i know what the guy in the video (i assume the grandfather of the children) is like. he's a big fucking idiot. look at the way he runs after the kid, who even runs like that? if not fully intent on killing those kids, this guy was at the very least negligent and not in proper condition to be taking care of children (under the influence of alcohol and who knows what else). he runs forward and, judging from his head motions, may not have even been aware of the car to his right right up until it was less than 10 feet away. that road is unidirectional, there aren't going to be cars coming from the left, only the right, and he spends most of the time looking to his left.

meanwhile the driver is simply practicing "casual driving" and trying to avoid an accident. there is no reaction from the pedestrian whatsoever that indicates he ever attempted any kind of evasive maneuvers of tried to avoid the collision.
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>>1378168
he could've just brake
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>>1378172
how arrogant/ignorant are you?
i'll pose this question:
-you could have just not been drunk
-you could have no just been stupid
-you could have chosen not to run across an avenue that has 4 lanes going across it when there's a crosswalk seen literally at the beginning of the video
-you could have not taken the stroller headfirst
-you could have stopped half-way and looked if there was oncoming traffic coming from the 2 opposite lanes before you ran blindly
-you could have looked at the ONLY direction the cars would be coming from when you were crossing
-you could have decided to turn back once you realized you were a fucking idiot
-you could have tried to get the stroller out of harm's way

literally anything would have been better than what he ended up doing
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>>1374864

>Arkham Knight
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>>1378192
llook at this butthurt fag.
Wrote all that for nothing.
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>>1374864
That last bit where he goes after the cunt in pink all I can hear is "IMMA GURL IMMA GURL IMMA GURL!"
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>>1374444
C'mon man
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>>1374596
holy fucking shit liberals are stupud
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>>1374577
>double kill
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>>1374864
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>>1378361
No, you're the dumbass here m8. Due process is a fundamental aspect of our society.
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>>1369282
Only in USA, kek
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>>1374583
He tried to go around them but went the wrong way. He totally could have just stopped. They're both wrong in this case.
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>>1373820
Filename fucked up.
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>>1374583
>I see this in the uk a lot too, people with prams thing they have the right of way.

Yeah, but not just crossing the street, it's like they think they're fucking gods now because they squatted down in the mud and shat out another little piece of shit like them.

They literally seem surprised when people don't fall down on their knees and worship them.
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>>1369262
A stretcher only has two functions. One is to be capable of supporting the weight of a prone person.

The other function, just as important is to be designed so that two people can carry it by it's handles.

This stretcher fulfills it's first function, but not the second. There is nothing for the carrier to grip and lift without pulling it straight into his own ass.

So everybody can laugh at the athletes going through this amusing little pantomime on the field, but the guy who designed that stretcher is the one who deserves scorn.

And maybe a really fucking hard slap right across the face. Hard enough to make his ear ring.

Does everybody else understand this?
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>>1375631
you just went full retard
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>>1369282

am...for all the sjw, if i recall correct...he had just killed a cop before they got him.....thats why they were so upset...
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>>1377628
>be driver
>slow down or stop

>be father
>stop
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>>1374577
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>>1376361
nigga thas photoshop
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>>1369231
that my fucking m8888!!! i wish i was as cool and helpful as that guy
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>>1377628
use the crosswalk
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>>1378867

>Idiot in the car speeds up
>Idiot with the stroller runs out in front of the car

Russians deserve each other
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>>1378584
cant stop watching this !
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>>1374774
Who /Sabaton/ here?
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>>1369231
let's be honest though, she was never gonna catch him.
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>>1374559
"fever dream"
I was thinking the exact same fucking thing.
You can hear the driver's panicked, frustrated breathing too.
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>>1373690
>>1371804

>police officers should operate on a basic principle of petty revenge and should not be expected to uphold values higher than that of the average man

Americans, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>1377610

y'know in any reasonable legal system it's expected that a driver will slow down and stop when there's an obstruction in the road, regardless of what it is, not speed up to try and move around it and hope everything works out in the end.
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>>1369787
You know how I know you're retarded?
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>>1369282
good that'll teach him to run
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>>1380897
who started off this mess? i suspect the only ones who lean more toward the pedestrian than the driver are people who have never driven a car before

it's also legally expected of him to reposition himself to the right lane, something americans have no clue about, and like i explained in my post, he might have had to speed up in order for that to be possible.

either way, i'm essentially playing devil's advocate. if you want me to be honest, both were at fault, but the driver's fault is MINOR, like 20% compared to the pedestrian's 80%

a good lawyer could have gotten the driver acquitted in no time
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>>1375886
haha kek
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>>1373715
>>1380874
I'm a Filipino, look at how our cops are just killing druggies left and right, my country is now far safer than years ago.

This brutal vengeance is a good solution, because causing pain and suffering is all these criminals understand.
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>>1370356

das rite he dindu muffin man.
he wuz a good boi went to walgreens every day.
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>>1378798
Yeah its nigger tier engineering but also nigger tier problem solving

Face the patient and lift in that case so your anus doesn't get tongued
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>>1369272
Imagine if cops were actually like this, crime would disappear overnight.
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>>1377900
>>1375098
the actual title of the song from its original source is "im fucking twelve please spoonfeed me on basic culturally influential media"
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>>1375117
That went to the moon
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>>1380929
You have no goddamn idea what you're talking about. In no remotely reasonable country is it anywhere near acceptable for a car to speed up to move past an obstruction in the road unless there is no way else to avoid hitting it.

The driver hitting the pram had MORE than enough time to slow down or stop to avoid hitting that pram. The father is an idiot for what he did but the driver is downright retarded for doing what he did too, and I can't even conceive of what kind of lawyer would stand up in a court and say "look, the driver had to speed up and move to the right hand lane in order to get past this pram full of children, there is no other solution that I, or any one else, could ever possibly come up with."

I don't want to live in your world, because your world sounds horrifying.
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>>1369278
I've seriously changed my bus travelling habits due to this video. Always sit at the back
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>>1381391
I hate how stupid people look when they're in a crash.
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>>1381009
>civilization
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>>1369282
god bless american police
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>>1378192
No you're the ignorant one. The responsibility always lies more on the driver's shoulders and here's why.
If you're operating a vehicle than you should have a driver's license, and if you have a driver's license it means you were taught traffic laws and know what to do in this situation. The pedestrian on the other hand does not necessarily have that knowledge.
In any driving school, with any instructor in any country they'll tell you that when you come across an obstacle on the road the first thing you do is slow down, go to a lower gear if it's a manual, and come to a full stop if there is absolutely any risk at all, not accelerate passed the limit and swerve into the next lane.
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>>1378798
>>1381063
That or just get two people on the front.
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>>1378867
>that neon green track suit
cyka blyat indeed
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>>1373716
Last time I checked, Golmund Railway was a Bf4 map. Also, the user interface is obviously Bf4.
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>>1381599
So.. this video is the proof of how you can disarm and catch a criminal without shooting up the whole place and killing people in the process? Or is it supposed to be an argument against this policy? :)
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>>1375631
YT link?
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>>1382169
if anything tazers should be the standard there, why make peeps wait? he could have chosen to stab anyone just then.
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>>1378839
fucking pig probably deserved it
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>>1382169
No, the only reason that female cop isn't dead is because the guy didn't actually try to kill her. She locked up and was completely defenseless. The other officer was totally useless, and this guy could have ganked either of them in a second if he'd wanted to.
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>>1381599
Well here is a clip of a dude that with just a knife could've killed 4 people and the officers were powerless to do anything until a tazer was summoned ages later.
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>>1382461
Therefore the criminal actually didn't want to kill anyone. Still, in the USA he should've been shot.
Btw i agree that tasers should be carry at least. Ans women should stay in the kitchen.
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>>1379834
i saw them live once, shit was pretty legit
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>>1381599
Only the third is a british cop.
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>>1382463
what the heck... Thats not how you cut your hair
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>>1369222
god damn niggers
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>>1378867
turns around to check the dmg on his car
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>>1381599

The first two are community support officers. The closest parallel would be a mall copy. That's why only the third one had a taser.
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>>1369284
At least he signalled
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>>1369231
PULVERIZING PANCAKE
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>>1370356
fuck that
I want cops that burn with righteous anger and strike down criminals.
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>>1375117
Your cops don't live in the same world. Plain and simple. I went over there and your cops are like

>stroll into a crowd of strangers (surrounds self)
>crosses his arms high (now unable to react quickly)
>never checks over his shoulder (someone can take him from behind)
>Will do this with no other cops in sight (alone)
>This is at night

I realized right then that the simple difference between our police is that we have actual criminals, if we exported our criminals to your country you'd be destroyed within the year. This isn't a boast, this is just reality.
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>>1369681
I used to wonder the same thing.

Turns out that most of those people are eating ~3x the portions you'd think anybody would eat, and often have habits such as drinking 4 liters of soda a day, or eating a block a cheese a day. They often don't see anything wrong with their eating habits, or they do but they don't have the willpower to break those habits.
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>>1381599
Look at this fucking faggot coward giving up so fast.

I'd hold that taser on that cunt till his heart turned into a dubstep speaker.
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>>1382967
Why would you ever want to be responsible for making dubstep though?
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>>1378867
>>1374577
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>>1369231
somebody gotta do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZvWvfCSZ8M
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>>1375545
This... best comment.
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>>1370711
Meh... least they're clearing the streets. Taxes well spent.
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>>1369795
yup
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>>1374864
What is the fucking story behind this? Its so outrageous
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>>1375783
Saw this kid get his foot ground up in 98'. Shit haunts a man.
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>>1374577

Both sides of argument to this webm are very interesting.

Fact is the woman he was with had enough sense to stop, he didn't.

Car driver was speeding, didn't react appropriately when he saw them. That being said it's a bit hard to know what you would do in a situation that's been thrust on you by a idiotically homicidal fuckwit.

People speed all the time but who thinks they can get away with walking across that much road without being able to see the traffic? With a fucking bunch of babies no less!?

Again I'll say that if the mother could stop so he could he.

TL;DR: Looks like two people walking toward each other on a narrow footpath and having an awkward moment about which side they should pass each other on except one guy was a person with a bunch of babies and the other guy was a car doing 70kmph.
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>>1375631
cannot stand this hipster bullshit singing. its not pretty.
>>
>>1384285
what do you mean hipster bullshit. she's just singing, she's not doing anything special
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>>1369278
everytime someone bitches about using seatbelt in busses I remember this and many other videos.
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>>1378798
>>1381740
how about simply extending the handlebars?
>>
>>1374597
there are three children
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>>1384285
I thought it was an accent
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>>1382967
wow u must be cool
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>>1374864
Needed edit.
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>>1384117
sure you did.
>>
>>1374577
>>1374597
3 kids
all 3 survived, some bruises and scrapes, the one in pink got hit hardest, compond fracture of the hip
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>>1369282
Feels good to live in sensible Sweden.
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>>1384841
Fucking saved
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>>1369222
Not physically rekt but rekt nonetheless
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>>1374774
i love watching third world police officers react to things. they always jog the first 5 steps, and then just walk it out while doing something ineffective like blowing a whistle or something
>>
>>1369226
this just makes me sad
>>
>>1374564
Oh shit, it's kraP neK.
>>
>>1369229
How can he slap?
>>
>>1374328
Tumors?
>>
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>>1375117
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>>1374733
ooh baby you say all the right things
>>
>>1384919
sauce?
>>
>>1385834
wot. HA that guy would be dead if america
>>
>>1376314
Can't believe people still think they can sniff our samefags when there's nothing indicating they are the same person.
>>
>>1374689
Kill yourself.
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>>1374577
the guy who threw his hat down at the end, was that the driver?
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>>1375716
It doesn't look like she was on a motorbike. Looks like she was just standing there in her stupid hijab clothes
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>>1386108
not true, i remember in seattle there was a guy doing this with a samauri sword, they just sprayed him with a fire hose until he dropped it
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>>1378361
>due process is for stupid liberals
>cryingfoundingfathers.jpg
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>>1373820
those lions are lucky that hippo had someplace to be
>>
>>1382441
watch?v=I5X6F1URAzs
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>>1383156
This is better.
https://youtu.be/mVTrJ_v1Qfw?t=7s
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>>1382447
it is a good thing that earlier this year a US judge ruled to have the level of force for the tazer moved to just under presentation of deadly force. Now a metal stick that has 5 major areas that can kill a person if struck in, and an attack dog are considered more appropriate to utilize before tazing somebody.
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>>1381619
Pedestrian doesn't' have the knowledge of not walking into a driving vehicle, because that is not a common sense. Yes, let's fuck logic.
>>
>>1374577
>Two kids killed
>Dubs
My sides
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>>1374577
the driver is a fucking idiot, when he saw them he should have hit the break
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>>1378070
You fucking numbnut, cumgurgling faggot.

Come to Finland. All cities here have 40kilometers per hour limit.
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>>1387583
Italy here... 30 km/h in urban area
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>>1387464
This.
>>1385271
Why?
>>
>>1369226
best in thread
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>>1386520
Watch the webm again cumrag.
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>>1369639
DID SHE BROKE HER SPINE?
>>
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>>1387905
Are you telling me that this woman is on a motorbike?

She was standing still when the car approached her, and she was standing still when the car hit her.
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>>1369229
Why do African niggers always wear classy, matching shirts in the middle of fucking niggerland?
>>
>>1388469
What do you think all those care packages were?
>>
>>1388104
You fucking dolt, You can see the bike sliding down the street as soon as he hits her.
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>>1388530
Shut the fuck up
>>
>>1369795
needs a jojo edit
>>
>>1375783
>Max Payne.gif
>Mario speedrun.gif
>>
>>1382462
meh because the first two were not police officers they were community support officers, it is likely this guy was mentally ill and the community support officers (basically volunteers) showed up to help but got into deeper shit than necessary. A real police officer was called, in UK police are armed with tasers now nearly universally and while there are events going on in cities the police are armed with pistols and sometimes rifles.
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>>1378893
>nigga thas photoshop
while vfx and editing is a possibility, I would require proof of your assertation
>>
>>1374689
The autism is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>
>>1386548
namefag cancer worse than the fucking frog posters
>>
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>>1382988

God fucking damn it anon you win.
>>
>>1385834

Bristol 911
>>
>>1381599
Couldn't they just trow some jars or shit
>>
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>>1385557
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>>1373627
They kill white people and get away with it too. Theres a lot of power in being a cop. Easy to cover up stuff when your whole precinct is willing to help
>>
>>1381009
Its safer until they shoot you for whatever reason they feel justified for
>>
>>1375117
You're right. Your cops would just stand there scared of a man with a stick instead of appropriately addressing the threat
>>
>>1388469
because it's classy?
>>
>>1369282
Muh freedom!
>>
>>1369266
shut the fuck up.
>>
>>1384919
>>1386086
DailyMail about the kids http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3177284/Three-year-old-boy-holding-pushchair-catapulted-30ft-air-hit-speeding-car-Russia-smashed-twin-brother-sister.html
>>
>>1374559
Lol
>>
>>1387464
And waste all that momentum?

No way.
>>
>>1374864
>dead_island.webm
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