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People speaking languages other than their first (English Preferred)

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All I could find we're the one's from Japanese Threads
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>>1360571
That's dubbed though
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>>1360916
how is it dubbed when her lips move with the words perfectly you moron
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>>1360575
That was pretty cute anon. It wasn't THAT bad I guess. For a Jap.
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>>1360924
Because she it doesn't sound like her. She knows Japanese and spoke it, but her voice is dubbed in the commercial.
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>>1360574
This is just plain spooky.
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>>1360940

Not the same anon, but it seems like it is actually her speaking.

Her pitch-perfect accent seems a bit off at times, so I doubt it's dubbed by a native. Though it would be very conviniently impressive for a Swede to be this good at Japanse.
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>>1360924
It is called ADR. That shit is used in movies, TV and any professional video everywhere
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>>1360571
sounds native level. very impressive
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>>1360571
>hot white women speaking perfect Japanese
I think I have a new fetish / 新しいフェティッシュがあると思う
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Really? No one has a webm of Tommy Lee Jones singing in Japanese?
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>>1360940
She sounds like she has a lisp.

I'm pretty sure thats really her speaking
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I thought that was Joosten, if so she can speak Japanese
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>>1360574
damn Jojo animation just keeps getting better
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>>1361827
nice
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>>1360940
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2016/01/11/language/strong-keep-believing-says-trivago-girl-gift-gab/

>There are many foreign celebrities here who speak Japanese to a high level, yet when it comes to 発音 (hatsuon, pronunciation) and 抑揚 (yokuyō, intonation), few sound as accomplished as Natalie Emmons. An American singer/songwriter who used to live in Osaka, she made a bit of a name for herself last year thanks to a series of commercials for the hotel metasearch engine Trivago.

>Delivering phrases such as ホテル料金比較サイト (hoteru ryōkin hikaku saito, “a price comparison hotel website”) in a native-like fashion, she had many people thinking the adverts were dubbed. They definitely weren’t. The few Japanese sentences she spoke during our interview made that clear.
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>>1360575
>that phone number
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When one of you can't speak Japanese and the other can't speak English but you both know Korean, I guess you can make do with that.
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>>1361760
You're japanese is shit m8
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>>1361760


audio streams are not alloweddddddd!!!!!!!!
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>>1363447
that's kind of nice but did he know kyu sakamoto or something? seems like a weird choice
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>>1363473
WHo are these two?
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>>1361842
This is the freeze door. It is extremely dangerous and may attack at anytime, so we must deal with it.
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>>1363902
Just some people on the Youtubes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2knT4-qA138
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>>1363743
It was an all-star celebrity morale-boosting TV spot by Suntory following the 2011 earthquake/tsunami, and Tommy Lee Jones is a celebrity who works for Suntory.
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>>1361842
Spede <3
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>>1360940
wrong, look at the comments section on the video. it's actually her
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>>1360940
>>1363446

Japanese pronunciation is not that difficult for native English speakers to grasp.

I work as a translator/interpreter and people mistake me for native over the phone sometimes.

In my opinion, the misconception that foreigners have bad accents in Japanese can partially be attributed to the fact that most foreigners on TV commercials usually speak in an exaggerated accent because the audience thinks it's funny.
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>>1364234
Full episode is quite long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXpyr0aVkHM
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>>1362602

holy shit
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I have quite a bunch of videos of myself speaking in english, but it's not that entertaining. I have an accent but nothing worth noting.
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>>1360956
sounds just like my dad but has more crazy attire/attitude
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>>1363513
this is why people hate on weeaboos
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>>1364298
But "wwwwwww" isn't hate. It's a sensible chuckle.
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>>1361760
HOW DID YOU GET THIS
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>>1360574
Same dude behind Genesis-World of Confusion music video, right?
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>>1361760
>that fucking script
hahahahaha holy shit, I'm amazed that's still around
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>>1360571
I don't know why but I find this shit intensely fascinating. Same thing with people imitating accents from other countries (especially British/Irish trying to sound American).

Anybody got webms of accents?
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>>1362602
fucking hell man, I'm dying here
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>>1364014
THAT'S the reference I was thinking of, I knew I recognized that accent
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>>1361827
I'd give her my cock anytime ;^)
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>>1360575
cute
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>>1363513
i'm havin a good time
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>>1360575
Yea it's all cute and shit until they're not reading a script and you have to communicate while working together.
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>>1364320
HNNNNNNNG
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>>1360575
hhnnnnnnngggggggggg
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>>1364882
I feel like I need to ask this, but do Japanese video editors specifically edit the eyes on western actors to look more slanted? I've noticed this too many a time in almost any Japanese commercial with a western actor.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNugYjbPCzo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2ps4v1gxs8
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>>1365347
Probably not, since that's Korean, not Japanese. I guess it's just the way the soap opera makeup artists work over there.
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>>1365445
Yeah, it seems to be the same way for Japan too, they put on makeup on westerners the same way they do on locals
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>>1363743
>>1364107
He's done a few japanese commercials now. He's a real bro at that sort of thing.
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>>1360956
bobcat goldthwaite
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>>1365810
I'm not sure of the exact count, but it's over three dozen commercials by now over the past 10 years.
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>>1364882
that was really cute~~
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>>1360571
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>>1361760
>interject copypasta

my inner /g/ is raging right now
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>>1364119
>Dennis and the gang go to Japan
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>>1364119
Tosh point 0 was on good behavior.

Also those girls... can't possibly be as old as I want them to be.
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>>1366249
They're plenty old enough now. That was filmed in 2005.
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>>1360571

wow what a cunt. she speaks jap fucking perfectly

REEEEEEEE
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>>1366251
Some of them are 18, good enough for me
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>>1366263
All of them are, considering they didn't have any seven-year-olds there.
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>>1363447
sukiyaki reminds me of my dad.

thanks for making me cry bro
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>>1364119
This guy has so much patience
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>>1364320
pretty cute
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>>1364545
so cute

>no famous asians in the western world
>THOUSANDS OF FAMOUS NIGGERS
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>>1364997
You can make out each individual word, but not the whole sentence.
I wonder if an italian accent is easier to understand than many because they are quite ubiquitous or if its italians easy phonology that allows them to adapt easier...
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>>1361760
top kek that brought my inner /g/ off
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>>1366507
Where's he from?
I can't make out if he's an expat whose mother tongue got a bit muddied by living in china or if he's ESL and just very good in both tongues.
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>>1361842
Take notes lads, finnish women turn into these despotic monsters after you marry them.
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>>1366625
British guy who started learning Chinese during university.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/world/china-watch/culture/british-musician-chinese-music/
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ceck out Günther Öttinger. European commissioner and former german minister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88OGXLFpeMw
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>>1366939

btw. this is a speech he obviously prepared, but there're also videos and transcripts of speeeches he held freely. just beautiful
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>>1366939
His english really is not das yellow von dem egg.

(Und sein französich auch nicht der Sahnes Sahne)
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>>1364168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnhJbf_YJ74
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>>1365322
(You) (You) (You) (You)
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>>1365322
Is this Kuragehime?
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>>1363447
0:18 sounds like vocaloid
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>>1367093
Its interesting to hear the Russian accent on top of the Mandarin accent, all in English
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>>1367149

They are from Kazakhstan so I assume their primary language is similar to Russian
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>>1362602
that got me good
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>>1364185
can you tell me how to get good at the pitch accents/intonation
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>>1364185
>foreigners on TV commercials usually speak in an exaggerated accent because the audience thinks it's funny
I remember watching on a japanese show a foreigner comedian sad over the fact that his act wasn't as funny as it used to be, mostly because over time he became more fluent in japanese. Poor guy.
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>>1367184
>They are from Kazakhstan so I assume their primary language is similar to Russian
Most of the Kazakhstan's city dwellers are bilingual, but Russian is a Slav language whilst Kazakh is a Turkic language. Educate yourself to not make any retarded claims in the future.
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>>1363447
>tommy lee jones
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>>1367722
rekt
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>>1361842
this guy is great
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>>1363513
okay, tell me you all didn't do this watching nge. if you say no you are a dirty rotten liar.
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>>1366493
best video so far
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>>1360571
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>>1360575
I want my semen running down her face and into that sweet smiling mouth. Holy shit, so cute. She started crying at the end, did you see that? Hnnnng
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>>1360571
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>>1363447
Tomeli jonesu
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>>1363513
I have to admit to doing this in the shower.
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>>1366323
milku-dodz
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>>1360575
I can hardly understand her
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God I fucking hate weebs
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>>1368265
>posting on 4chan
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>>1360571
this is racist af

what if that chick was born in japan and her first language was japanese?

also goes for any of these other people in these webms.
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>>1363499
>You're japanese is shit m8
>You're
>You are japanese
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>>1368333
But she wasn't born in Japan. She started learning the language from Ghibli anime then moved there for the first time in 2010.
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>>1368333
Fuck off, Tumblr.
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>>1363447
>last guy
holy fucking shit dawg, i got goosebumps and nearly crapped myself
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>>1366315
>no famous asians in the western world
You actually retarded or something?
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>>1368527
he does have a point, even tho he worded it like a retard
Asians are very underrepresented in western media
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>>1361760
Im laughing but I hate her voice
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>>1367127
reply 1988, korean drama
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>>1363513
>>1368065
Haha, oh yeah. When I first watched that show and googled the lyrics; I was totally like that guy.
Only that I didn't record myself doing it, thankfully.
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>>1364761
>>1363513
It's funny the world round
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>>1368333
>>1368414
>Tumblr demands diversity and cultural acceptance

>Learning another language and contributing to another country's economy is racist
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>>1360575
I imagine the English teacher must be boning her to lie to her like that.
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>>1369835
Well, they were paying him too.
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>>1368333
>Every other country in the world is like the West and is culturally diverse
Kinda racist of you to think that way, tbqh
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>>1361760
>his great descendant steve jobs
what is this i don't even
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>>1365810
Tommy Lee Jones always struck me as a guy who would do this stuff and fly back to the states going "What the fuck was I doing"
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>>1361842
THE FUCKING LAUGH IN THE LAUGH TRACK AT 0:42 HOLY SHIT I'M CRYING
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>>1361760
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
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>>1364099
She's cute, but she needs to brush her damn teeth
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>>1372271
Are you retarded?
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>>1372282
For liking clean teeth? Nah man.
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>>1372288
For liking plastic veneers and thinking they are the default state for clean teeth.
Hers are pretty fucking white.
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>>1372290
You seem pretty upset over my opinion, mind relaxing a bit?
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>>1372292
I do mind.
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>>1372293
Alright then, good luck with that.
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>>1372296
Thank you.
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>>1364997
>transizione alla Scarface
My fucking sides
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>>1366323
welp found a new past time
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>>1373005
They are getting paid to say things.
95% of those girls have a good idea of what it means even if their pronunciation is shit.
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I love this.

This is a high quality thread.
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>>1373016
this is niconico, it's a regular live streaming website. They're just reading the chat like on Twitch.
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>>1363446
>she learned japanese by watching anime and listening on to their pronunciations
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>>1363465
I don't get it
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>>1364320
>that Cyrillic alphabet
I'm guessing she's Russian? Either way it made me wonder if there are any Russians in Japan. They do kinda border each other.
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>>1373628
>russia borders japan
Wew. Just like america kinda borders colombia.
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>>1366493
at 0:23, i can't work out what she's trying to say. usually i'm pretty good at decoding asian accents, but that has me stumped.
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>>1374867
>I hope to share my compassion and to help people in poverty.
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So who gonna post pink panther hamburger scene?
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>>1374874
Cheers bro.
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>>1360571
I got the biggest crush on Natalie Emmons because of this thread
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>>1363447
Fuck it, that beautiful song deserves to be heared in it's glory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbH754gScuk
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>>1373628
>>1373658
Japan and Russia have had a lot of history together and one of the voice actors in Sailor Moon was a Russian native who taught herself both Japanese and voice acting in Japanese.
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>>1364997
Renzi is a pretty good guy but trying to speak a language you aren't very good at makes you sound retarded.
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>>1363465
glad i stop watched evo
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>>1366323
my sides
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>>1373622
he's saying he "downloaded" his opponent
as in he knew from beginning to end how the other guy was going to play and how to beat him
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>>1375566
He didn't quite know from beginning to end, since Fuudo beat him in the first matchup to send him to losers bracket. In between that and the grand finals, though, is when the download completed. In the first match, it was still ZMODEM-ing along and incomplete.
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>>1366887
>“Shaun is different from all the other Western singers, as he truly loves Chinese culture. He has stories about China, and he sings Chinese songs just like local singers although he doesn’t speak Chinese,” said Tina Zhang, operations director of Magic Sound Entertainment, which is managing Gibson’s China tour.
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>>1360574
So that's how Japs see White people.
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>>1373658
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan%E2%80%93Russia_border
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuril_Islands_dispute
Get fucked
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>>1364168
>Barry Allen runs to the orient to cuss out Asians
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>>1364555
>what is Choa's charm?
>"Oral."
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This is the first time i ever found a pronunciation thread and i'm liking it. (but i never looked for one)
Also, i'm pretty sure there's a lot of people who speak english as a second language here as well.
How about we say shit on vocaroo or something like that?
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>>1364555

Choa wins.
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>>1361760
her fucking hands holy shit
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>>1363513
Anyone who didn't sing along to to Eva is a goddamn alien
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>>1360575
>impruuved
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>>1375566
fuck that's lame
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>>1367722
thanks for educating me you fucking shit cunt, i find that genuinely interesting
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>>1370656
Nobody gives a fuck, sperglord.
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>>1367025
what the literal fuck
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>>1377969
Like that all the actors did all the commercials in English and Japanese. On top of the 90s House of Pain song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZaz7OqyTHQ
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>>1361827
Sounds like they call it Kora because it sounds like Cola, just a guess
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>>1360575
Japs speaking English is adorable as fuck, every word is a struggle because of their syllabry and they try so hard.

Been learning Japanese myself and I love doing language exchange with native speakers
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>>1372412
Am I crazy or did she just say kony island?
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Here i'm not a native american speaker give me something to say.
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>>1366352
I think that out of all accents, Italian is the easiest to understand.
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>>1375356
>Renzi is a pretty good guy

no.
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>>1379362
Korea
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY

This is from my country, spanish weeaboo shitter meeting japanese famous person or something.
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>>1363447
That entire commercial set is great, and is packed fuckign full of Jap celebs.
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>>1364882
Is she from T-ara?
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>>1384518
Doesn't appear to be.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jang_Na-ra
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>>1367025
i want to fuck that waitress and have her speak english during the whole thing
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>>1364119
Gaijins are pretty tall senpai
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>>1377969
this is so weird because they all sound pretty consistent in the japanese ones, but then in the english ones they all have really different strong accents
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>>1364545
soooooooooo fucking cute :3333333333333
>>
http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_atlas.php

PLEASE CALL STELLA
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>>1361827
It was not cola.
It was cock.
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>>1379308
You're dumb. They call it cola.
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>>1361842
this is like tim and eric. I cant tell if its purposefully bad or not.
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>>1386339
its because if japanese was your first language you'd recognise the flaws in pronounciation more
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>>1379263
Hey, that's the "WHY JAPANESE PEOPLE?!" guy
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SAWcuIr5uM
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>>1379490
YOU CANNOT LEARN JAPANESE.
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White people are the fucking worst.
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>>1390278
T-thanks friend...
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>>1390300
Shut up whitey.
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>>1360956
Sounds like a Russian/Italian accent.
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>>1364119
I need more of this.
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>>1390344
The English-stories segment takes up the first 20 minutes of >>1364251, then they shifts into other contests and skits.
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>>1366323
jesus this is gold. is there more like this on youtube?
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>>1367025
good lord that English is horrid D:
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>>1390348
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>>1364614
Its spitting image. Peter Fluck, Roger Law and Martin Lambie-Nairn. Those puppets cost a fortune to make.
>>
>>1364545
goddamn I love crayon pop. too bad there was no ellin in that clip.
>>
Reading off a paper in Cyrillic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpq5hPm0ohA
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>>1367025
The show is called Grotesco

It's the same show that made the white blonde swede singing the national anthem while being fucked by a nigger.
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>>1363447
good version of the song
>>
>>
>>1360571
>blonde girl speaking native level Japanese
What is this. I like this.
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>>1372690
is this what mika hakkinen does now in his freetime?
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>>1360574
pretty sure thats from Spitting Image
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>>1390360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytkOwZAhH4g
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>>1360575
at least, this is not a fake commercial.
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>>1377917
>My name is Bally Arren
>I am The Frash!
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>>1377969
Is the maid Stefanje Joosten?
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>>1394670
yes
>>
y u no post classic meme?
>>
>>
>>1366937
What is PEI?
>>
>>1363447
Fuckin saved, that's fantastic to my ears
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>>1365569
lmao, last part sounds exactly like borat.

>todayuh..i readuh..aboutuh little boy and little gahl
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>>1379252
>>1384648
>>1390362
Swedish comedy show called Grotesco, they're intentionally speaking like that to make fun rednecks
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>>1367093
does anyone know what the girl in the middle said really quickly?
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>>1372412
whats this from?
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>>1395184
Prince Edward Island
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>>1360571
>>1360574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X403uwWbyzo
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>>1361842
has someone the "kniggers" video?
>>
>>1366696
fun fact: Finnish don't have gender-specific pronouns.
>>
>>1398606
finnland is based
>>
>>1363447
Is he really that fucking broke? I guess making desperate attempts for money selling out obscurely is better than selling out massively in auto-insurance commercials.
>>
>>1361842
Why does he sound so Indian? Especially at 0:23 when he's saying "I need one bottle a beer a day"
>>
>>1398622
finnish is based of some romanian gypsi language what I heard of
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>>1365322
What the fuck is going on
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>>1398609
Probably not, since he's been doing commercials with them for a full decade. Ads with his face on them are all over Japan.
>>
>>1366323
>our nipples look like milk duds
Fucking based anon has seen Kung Pow
>>
>>1390362
Are you trolling? Because that was accurate as fuck.
>>
>>1397549

Wie kan dit allemaal verstaan?
>>
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>>1398634
Ich hab ein paar Worte verstanden.

War aber schwer.
>>
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I found the Knickers video from Spede
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>>1367184
>>1367149
that's some murrican tier ignorance right here.
>>
>>1368333
>white from japan

Are you fucking retarded?
Japan is homogenous as fuck, most immigrants, and there are barely any, are Chinese or Korean, and even then its like 99.9% Asian.

There are no white people.
>>
>>1395184
It's a tiny island province in Canada, off of the coast of Nova Scotia. Pretty historically significant, it's where the Canadian equivalent of the declaration of independence was signed. It's a popular summer vacation spot, but it's mostly just potato farmers.

Because of Anne of Green Gables, some kids book that took place in PEI, which has been part of the Japanese school curriculum since the fifties, there is a fuckton of Japanese tourists there. High school students often learn Japanese because of how many Japanese tourists there, and they all go there because some book they read in school was there.
>>
>>1398646
Wut? Need sauce!
>>
>>1398666
nice devil trips.

I just googled "spede knickers"

found it on a finnish website
>>
>>1398655
But there are big military bases where families also live during long-term deployments.
>>
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>>1398663
>>
>>1360940

Why would you cast a woman to speak Japanese before having a Japanese person dub over it.
>>
>>1398634
i understand most of it. it's just simplified dutch with a wacky accent.
>>
>>1370578
HAHAHA
>>
>>1364014
I love the hydraulic press guy.

And I think the fins have the most extensive english vocabulary of all non-native speaking nationalities.

Probably because they spend so much time on the interwebs during their 10 month winter.
>>
>>1398789
All scandis speak english well. It's taught in school for pretty much everybody and aside from england there's a higher english literacy rate than most other places in the world including the US.
>>
>>1379263
>CHEEKI BREEKI
>>
>>1367025
can foreigners tell the difference between different american accents? Like minnesotan vs deep south v brooklyn v valley girl?
>>
>>1398625
No it isn't you dumb retard. Every other European language (with the exception of Estonian and Hungarian) is Indo-European (aka. Indian gypsy) trash.
>>
>>1390428
hahahahaha, oh wow
>>
>>1369835
>>1369857
... her English was pretty good, particularly the pronunciation. She wouldn't have any trouble speaking to probably 95% of Americans/Canadians. I wouldn't call it "great" if she were from the US, but since she's a native Japanese speaker (and Japanese is missing several sounds that exist in English), that pronunciation was pretty impressive.
>>
>>1372658
>>1372674
>>1372678
>>1372685
>>1372690
Why is there a computer power supply in his sink
>>
>>1364997
>d d d
>dh dh dhh
>deh
>deh dehhhh
>d dhh de dehh

Jesus Christ, my cheeks ache.
>>
>>1398626
they're conjugating
>>
>>1368333
>I was raised in a garage, therefor I'm a car.
>>
>>1397684
Would be better if he was screaming "cyka blyat"
>>
>>1398640
Always loved that commercial
>>
>>1363499
His Japanese is almost as bad as "you're" English.
>>
>>1394903
Yo, what the fuck?
>>
>>1394927
Why is his moth green..?
>>
>>1360571
>ywn have a girl this cute by your side

What is the purpose of living again?
>>
>>1398663
this

every time some japanese person learns that i live in canada they ask me if i know about anne of green gables

i have to say no since i'm from quebec
>>
>>1402394
He just finished a match where he used the green mist.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD1hJCYcpEs
>>
>>1364882
>tfw you fight the boss for 72 hours
>>
>>1377889
Nar. Needs a letterbox effect.
>>
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Snapchat messed the filter up but here's a clip of my Japanese wife learning NWA songs.
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>>1402391
>Coming to America
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>>1402394
This is why
>>
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>>1379263
somebody do a cheeki breeki edit
>>
>>1366493
Hi, I'm Men Siyi (forgive me), I come from China. I love to smile and I like music. I studied Chinese folk music people sing when they work such as farming or picking tea leaves, so I think it is simple and beautiful and music is universal. If I win Miss World I hope to share my compassion and to help people in poverty. Thank you.

It's not so hard if you don't the lol so randumb subtitles.
>>
>>1398609
If you could make thousands of dollars for a days work by slipping briefly into a different dimension you would do it. This kind of work has absolutely no impact on his professional life outside Japan but renders a good paycheck for minimal effort. You'd be crazy not to.
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>>1403921
"Minimal effort" can vary. They didn't use special effects for this one.

>The commercials taxed Jones, but he is said to have worked endlessly and without complaint during the filming, Sports Nippon reported. Following his last day on set, the entire staff stood up to applaud Jones’ performance.
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>>1402255
nah as a swede i can say we hear southern hill billy yap or regular old "american" english from you 'mericans
>>
>>1363447
Is the pianist Ryuichi Sakamoto?
>>
>>1373475
Do they sing "pissing all night everything's alright?
>>
Too lazy to make a webm.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qaTSqHmsDY

>"What is most fun about the internet?"

>"Yes, it is actually, it is, it is, i don't have fuel in, I, am, gay."

>"We don't speak that much Swedish, we're from Finland."
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>>1373475
Why are the koreans singing in japanese?
>>
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>>1405227
Because kawaii earns many yen.
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>>1405227
And sometimes K-pop goes trilingual.
>>
Tim Kaine speaks great Spanish with Honduran accent :3 :3 :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHyJiEWDolQ
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>>1363513
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>>1405721
What are those green things supposed to be? Look like watermelons.
>>
>>1397689
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH my guts hurt holy shit
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>>1397689
This fuck is so drunk he actually fell up.
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