More slav

>>1360801
wtf

>>1360801
is that a fucking EMP gun?

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>>1359273

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>>1359275
Does the dog have brain amage?

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>>1361364

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>>1361373

>>1361364
Looks like Lyme.

It's actually quite serious, even to humans.

>>1360933
yes?

>>1362651
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D_h2G6QMMjA
It's part 1,vid is from part 5 iirc.

>>1363000
What does the word in the middle mean?

>>1363477
[s]HE EШ ПOДУMOЙ[/s]
Зaдyмaйтecь... [Think; take thought© Goodle translate]

>>1361386
nothing like watching a normal russian tuesday to remind me that i've wasted my life

>>1360801
source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XbLz0L6UdI
They fuck up sound system as well.

>>1363477
"Let's think... "

>>1364046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNyG-xu-7SQ

Does anyone have the one where its a fuck ton of people in an elevator?

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>>1364076
no, but I have this:

Anyone have the group of soldiers teasing a sniper by putting a hat on a shovel? I think they were slavs.

>>1359473
sauce on music?

>>1364123
https://youtu.be/PhCIIg6PmZk there ya go

>>1359473
i wish i had friends ;_;

>>1361879
I'm going to marry Natalya Poklonskaya!

>>1364002
Amazing

>>1359273
"metro" who the fuck called that a metro?

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>>1359273
tfw I live 30km from that place

>>1364240
>russian takes vectorial calculus

>>1360801
microwave on a stick

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>>1361386
If anyone gives a shite, I asked a Russian about wtf was going on here. She told me they are reenacting something from WW2.

That is all.

>>1364240
Why are they speaking english in american accents?

>>1364299
and what was going on in youre webm?

>>1364257
Oh look, he was aprehended without killing him.
Britbongers 3 million - 0 Amerifats

>>1361879
>tfw mummy will never hold you in her bosom

>>1364257
>those cops
>'pls dont stab me sir pls come with us sir - no sir pls dont stab us'

Fucking limeys man
Bunch of fucking limp wristed fucks, no wonder they have proportionally higher crime rates than the US.

>>1364431
Catch a lot more people alive though don't we?

>>1364456
And? Doesn't change the fact that you have higher crime rates. I'd rather have more dead scumbags than living ones.

>>1364457
I've lived in both countries and I've never had a real problem with crime in the UK although admittedly I haven't lived in London or one of the northern cities where it is really rough.

Although I love being in the US at times it feels like a fucking police state.

>>1364457
Lived in brazil and UK and the only thing that ever happened to me in both was some gipsy pickpocket who failed. Amerishits clearly never left their police state and don't know what they are talking about

>>1364466
>>1364476
>police state
>people from actual police states calling the US a police state
>when the UK government literally sends people to jail for hurting people's fee-fees and defending themselves from criminals

>>1364481
>be american
>get shot
>leave hospital
>doctor said he couldn't fix my problem and I'm still american
>get swatted

>>1364481
>I'm pretty sure having militarised police and curfews makes for a police state

>>1359473
RushB.webm

>>1362979
sauce?

>>1364563
Cepёжa Чё - Hy нy дa

>>1364299
fucking dags or chechens, fucking scum

>>1364250
sauce on the music?

>>1364484
>be american
>get shot
>leave hospital
>criminal who shot me was shot dead by police
feels good

>>1364232
Music sauce?

>>1364027
>fox mulder after his adventures in Russia with the black ooze

>>1360801
that shit was too cool

>>1364129
Thanks, anon

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>>1364637
Living the American dream my friend

>be Canadian
>get shot
>leave hospital, pays nothing
>criminal that shot me killed by rabid beavers

>>1364002
Music pls

>>1364226
history?

>>1364747
literally read the title you inbred swine

>>1364752
this guy has not included turn signal at an intersection.

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>>1359273

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>>1364883
Literally though how Russians live. Listen to this guy's commentary

>>1364887
пpивeт никитa

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>>1364888
menja ne zavut nikita...
no privet tebe tozhe

>>1364229
kek

>>1364752
Just basic slav shit
Seriously, i live in a rich neighbourhood and 1/3 of my neighbours got killed, the one next to me made me add 4m to my backyard wall so they cant snipe him from there. It's old local gangsters who ran dirty bussiness back in the 90s getting cleared out cause the big fish they used to work for are in the government now and these guys know way too much. All the famous ones got done in in brought daylight durring the early 2000s, even the ones that fucked off abroad got tracked and killed, one dude even got rekt, again in brought daylight, in the middle of fucking Amsterd am which nearly sparked up an international conflict. Other than old gangs, thw russian mafia is still going strong in the background in 99% of ex-soviet coutries and even western europe.

>>1364299
> there are three of them
> one has managed to escape
Good job, Spetsnaz.

>>1364950
>in brought daylight

Broad daylight is the term

>>1364925
She's right though. Only people without self respect can be triggered by that.

>>1364962
Nigga please, english is my 4th fucking language, even you fuckers that speak it natively make a ton of mistakes, do you expect me to be fucking Shakespeare or something? Fuck off

>>1364982
He was just telling you the correct term. No need to be triggered. Just learn without getting mad that you didn't know.

>>1364993
Yes this was the intent.

>>1364637
>someone shoots me
>I shoot and kill him
>I'm still shot and american
That's some 3rd grader revenge logic. Or Afghan logic, that seems something straight out of the pashtunwali. Maybe you are more alike to them than you think :^)

>>1364096
my favourite

>>1364887
Greedo?

>>1364356
Jail is arguably worse than death.

>>1364456
Nobody in North America cares that your police can be stabbed one after another by anyone who wants to do that.
Nor do they care that you catch more people alive, when a retard runs at the police with a knife and he gets shot in the mouth, everyone laughs at him for being a dumbass.

>>1364887

Just look at how beautiful, just take look at this. How clean and neat these houses are. My God, my God, why in the cock was I born in fucking Russia. Fuck, this is truly a bitch, it's a curse, fuck. It's a bitch, a fucking punishment, fuck. Oy, what a nightmare.

>>1364883

The funny thing is is that I don't know if this is real footage or staged for a film.

>>1364925
Russian spoken by a woman can be so sexy sometimes

>>1364679
https://youtu.be/y7RwHxqgqFY

>>1364883
me on the left

>>1364883
is_this_real_life.webm

>>1364105
Why would they have an elevator opening right up to a stair case?

>>1364567
thanks. great jam.

>>1364961
you have to leave a message

>>1364733
>Canadian
>got into hospital

>>1364456
an angry cunt with a knife threatening police should be shot dead, there's no reason to risk that shit my lefty friendo

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>>1365103
I wish I understood Russian. This is what I hear:

>I be eyes!
>I be eyes!
>I be eyes!
>I be eyes! ad infinitum

>>1365103
captain murika really let himself go in gulag

>>1364096
lost my shit with this one

>>1360801
cancer in a box.jpg

>>1364162
And I will be the president of USA!

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Anyone know what the song is here?

>>1364747
are you retarded?

>>1364257
LOL fuck bongs are pathetic

>>1365252
He just swears over and over. Blyat' is the same as Polish kurwa.

>>1360910
>>1362651
>>1362829
Yup... Some of us poles are really weird (yet nice) people. Our art is full of weird twisted shit.

>>1360958
helo i am ivan
problem is kitty stuck on tree
there now kit is no longer tree

>>1365427
Blyat is on par with something like "fuck", right?

>>1365640
Yup. It means "whore", but can be used as an exclamation mark. Or instead of any other interpunction, really.

someone make a webm of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZgckdxhg3E

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>>1365656
here

>>1364239
What in the everliving name of fuck happened here?

>>1364925
what the h*ck are they talking about

>>1364240
>Interstellar.webm

>>1364229
>>1364232
Actually, this looks kinda fun...

>>1365956
One of the seven seals was broken, and a bit of Hell shone through.

[spoiler]A gas line was damaged. Most likely it wasn't shut down correctly for maintenance and welding or cutting it sparked the flame.[/spoiler]

>>1365146
its an eastern european country dude, shits weird

>>1365146
>>1366401
Honest question, why do you think this is weird?
The doors to the apartments are just to the left and right of it, behind the guys.
Is it weird because the stairway isn't running around the elevator or because the hallway (is so small?
Both of these things are because its a City Building, where the width is usually smaller than depth.

>>1366388
>>1365956
it's a methane outburst actually

>>1364232
groovy as fuck!

>>1364883
avarange ukrainian village

>>1365277
It's Poland!!!! We need to enlight people! Russians cant stole our glorious inventions!

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>>1366446

>>1366496
They just let chickens walk around the house?
They'll shit everywhere

>>1364235
sauce?

>>1364247
tfw some slav passed out drunk while flying and did the perfect countermeasure for any IR missile

>>1364848
There's something cosy about music from the Soviet Afghan war

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOAHOhuachk

>>1360801
is this real?

>>1364492
We don't have curfews you fucking retard. Why are bongs so desperate to laugh at other countries. Like nigger, look at your own.

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>>1364108
This?

>>1364492
Where did you hear that we have curfews? We barely have to obey police orders, let alone be home before midnight.

>>1366025
Song sauce pls

>>1367779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AUG1YEUuGw

>>1361879
eternal waifu

>>1364239
Sounds like the whale probe from ST IV

Thread needing of more slav

https://youtu.be/Y7oqfusKfUI

>>1367124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9p4B6s0j4U

>>1366321
haha

>>1367841
now give me the porn version

>>1365519
kot take litle shock bratishka
is ok now

>>1364696
fucking kek.

>>1364431
>>1364457

You've been misled by this claim. The UK has a higher total crime rate, but way a lower violent crime rate.

And remember that's only reported crimes. For example, the rape rate in the UK has doubled over the past four years, but the actual rate of convictions has stayed the same. People are just reporting more edge cases. An estimated half of violent crimes in the US are never reported. The UK just has a bunch more white collar criminals that actually get caught.

>>1365651
no cyka means whore, blyat is like "fuck!" or "shit!"

>>1365252
"Ay blyat"
basically "Oh fuck!"

>>1365252
I hear "I'm blind!"

>>1361386
alexander meresjev ftw!! btw this depicts the propaganda story pretty accurately

>>1364634
every single time

>>1360958
When that paint can hit the side of the building/window I just burst in to laughter. I'm imagining someone's window being busted in, and nobody reimbursing the owner for the window.

>>1364887
>>1364883
>>1365085
This is a staged.
I've spend my summer as a child in one of the poorest oblast of Russia.
You can encounter from time to time things like in the vid, roads are garbage but not to this point. Only worst houses looks like that because that shit is clearly pre WW2, and in the western part of russia those buildings are pretty rare

>>1365376
I need to know too

>>1366321
The little divet at the end of the pan is made to hold your wooden spoon there. Dumb rooski.

>>1365313
No you won't Hillary, now get off the computer you've got more email lies to make up

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>>1359273

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>>1361879
l i t e r a l l y
p e r f e c t

>>1360801
>the lines the camera makes

>>1369774
>>1365376

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpxjvYoLEJs

>>1364334
russia is happening

>>1365252
i heard

>i've big eyes

>>1367458
YES!

>>1369868
My mother didn't know either :<

>>1366355
kek

>>1367458
this one is my favouritte

>>1360958
actually kek'd

>>1369567
Means bitch but close enough

>>1360801
>4 magnetrons pointed towards a person

rip in cancerroni

>>1365044
for slav, similar to jap, death is more desirable than capture

>>1369928
Thats it. Thank you anon!

>>1364567
can't find it on youtube

>>1364634
tili tili bom

>>1370594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_uiojy77vw
Just tried it myself and you're right
I had to use a different method to find it

>>1364240
the kind of pleasure that women will never understand

there was one i remember that was a girl being tricked into thinking a picture was being taken but it was a video

>>1367045
That's the landlord.

>>1366496
Someone please translate this.

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>>1364232

>>1374464
Fat guy asks about "wtf is this?, Do I have halucionations? etc". Other 2 keep ignoring anad responed someething like "Look at that protest", and other irrelevant stuff.

>>1362979
My Russian is pretty shit, but I like how (what sounds like) the word for Italian is utter just before it cuts to them chasing a random guy.

>>1369888
slav harry potter?

>>1364240
https://youtu.be/QZm4zseMok0

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>>1362829
wtf is that shit anon

>>1364235
>>1367050
Ive been trying to get some sauce on this everytime its posted. Please let it be saucable. SAUCE!

>>1364257
they arent police. Thats community support officers. Police would have tazed and battoned him. Unlike amerifats who need an apc and 40 armed men to take on a dude with a knife.

>>1364187
OP did, slovaks call that tram like anyone else.

>>1375050
Um, what? Have you seen our latest police brutality reports? It's just one white cop gunning down black children with squirt guns.

>>1364235
>even slavs love sushi

>>1366496
>donations to get a donkey a dog and a cat
sides.gif

>>1367050
>>1375046
>>1364235

https://youtu.be/hRGIYZ6Aqqk

>>1367458
not slavs

>>1364887
That is from a movie set.

>>1375119
based anon thanks

>>1364002
>.
source

>>1364887
holy shit I've been in salina

Slavic men are disgusting subhumans and should be exterminated.

But their women are so goddam qt. If I had a choice of picking any girl I wanted it would be a slavic girl.

>>1375582
>t. the Eternal Teuton

>>1374991
Is it caterpillar?

>>1364027
To think of those poor italian fucks who were sent to invade Russia with cardboard shoes.

>>1366411
I'm right there with you, I don't understand why it would be weird.

This shit pisses me off to no extend. You realize all those videos were recorded by regular folks living here to mock this sort of pathology. Yet so many fucking edgelords on this website automatically assume that's your every day living in Eastern Europe. Fuck off.

>>1360801
did he just strap some fucking magnetrons to a cone? fucking brilliant.

>>1362687
cheeky!

>>1375651
poe's law, nigga

>>1375651
>You realize all those videos were recorded by regular folks living here to mock this sort of pathology.

I think most of us do but its still kind of funny. In many cases there are non slav equivalents. We had an aussie thread a wile back with retarded stuff in it. Someone thought it was funny obviously.

>>1364848
reminded me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WKCPLoDwe8

>>1366496
>russia invade ukraine
>proofs?

>>1374956
welp, there go my sides.

>>1360801
for anyone wondering, they have a whole channel of this shit, look up kreosan, one channel in russian, one for english

>>1366411
>>1375629
Not that guy but he probably thinks It's weird because elevators, while also for people who don't want to take the stairs, are also for handicap people who can't take the stairs

If you were in a wheelchair and the elevator just opened up to a set of stairs you'd still be fucked

>>1364752
>>1364226
Story is quite sad. This is a first (or second) assault on businessman Zulfugar Asadov in the city of Volgograd, and he actually survived that (bodyguard was hospitalized). Last assault in september of 2015 reached its point unfortunately. Zulfugar was from Azerbaijan and was killed due the long feud between the two families of representatives of the Azerbaijani diaspora and business rivalry.

>>1376712
What's going on?

>>1376712
That poor mother...

>>1376730
Polish people can have autism too.

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This is one of my favourites. I like how even the cat sounds Russian.

>>1360958
cat versus high voltage

Thank you for everything in this thread

Does everyone have a death wish in the eastern blocs or something?

>>1375651
I'm from eastern europe myself and I just don't mind that they think that. Stereotypes was, is and will be a thing whatever happens. It makes kinda enjoyment that some guys from different places find some videos here interesting/funny. And about assuming it's not every day living. Sure it's not everyday, but people who live like that are one of the happiest people.. Sure commieblocks are depressing sometimes when you think about it, but in the end, it's one of the best things in life remembering life around like this, because didn't have any worries and you just chill with buddies. I think that best life is life where are you happy mostly/a lot. Shit happens sometimes, but idk, when you think about some people just saving up money getting everything they want only in the life end, and dying from natural cause/old age it's just sad...

>>1375702
Yeah, and you get directional EMP
And they have goddamn strong one af, it even fucks up camera view even they're not pointing at it

>>1375119
op delivered
what at time to be alive

>>1360910
o kurwa.

>>1359473
can confirm, this is exactly how me and my friends walked to school every day.
t. croatian

>>1378094
>filename isn't Initial Pig

>>1378038
de ne jedi govna

>>1378094
M-MASAKA
SWINE DORIFTO?

>>1365277
>polska space program

>>1365020
Kek

>>1365976
How they're gonna fuck every guy from now on, no exceptions

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>>1364257
>Police qt girl

idiots why they always employ those pretty girls, it will end badly most the time

>>1364982
ease off the wodka pyotr

>>1365936
hahah

>>1365376
>>1369928
ethnic slav music is so good

>>1377350
Before /int/ turned shitty I used to spend a lot of time trying to work out what life in commieblocks was really like. I'm sure it has its shit aspects but the concept of not having to have the best looking house but rather one that works makes a lot of sense to my way of thinking. I'd be interested to visit but not sure I will ever be able to so the net is about as good as it gets.

>>1378669

That gif is literally perfect, right down to the fact it's a guy who saves the day. But in response to your comment, the woman in OPs gif isn't a police officer, she's a community support officer. They're the dinner ladies of authority, their job is just to be on the ground and call when the actual police are needed.

>>1360801
How likely is this to sterilize you/give you cancer when you shoot it?

>>1381502
50%
either you get it or not

>>1364356
Why would you want to give that scum a comfy jail cell rather than a box in the ground?

Anyone got the qt slav girl in a military uniform singing a song?

>>1359276
What's the name of the song?

>>1376706

and no kurwa's was given

>>1381176
Its North Caucasian (just west of the Chechens)

webm converting is cancer sorry senpaitachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPE8L--ey84

>>1361879
She has herpes.

How do you think she got her job? She gets passed around regularly by Russian Oligarchs.

I can't find the picture at the moment but she did an interview in a large concert hall with a huge cold sore on her lip. She thought she could hide it with some make up lmao

>>1381502
It's non ionizing radiation at the same frequency as WiFi, so approximately zero

>>1364027
I love this

>>1361879
>Natalia
anybody have the edited version where she plays the soviet march from red alert?

>>1383967
>that vid of heartbroken givi after Motorola was killed
;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nimuUOMx07A

>>1359273
Someone make an eurobeat edit

>>1360910

so spacey

and yet...

>>1383967
Anyone got that
>how are your tanks?
>oh they are good, the bad thing is that the Armour falls off sometimes

>>1365089
based anon

>>1364240
how does the circle spins

>>1385027
vectorial divergence :^)

>>1369280
>estimated
>not reported

that would mean that someone guessed at how much goes unreported, or they know how many go "unreported", which means that they were reported in some form, i.e hospitalization records. Either way your statement is retarded.

>>1385015
>that video of givi actually looking depressed and angry when he describes how shitty the ukies treat their own troops especially after they get killed
how could anybody side with the ukies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbbOjJmdTY

>>1385535
>a "rebel" group being supported by a nation many times more powerful than your enemy
They can side with ukranians by not being russians

>>1385585
>he doesn't know that the azovs, aidars, and ukrainian government are backed by NATO
buddy of mine in the canuck army was over in ukraine setting up camps for the ukranians just a few months ago

>>1385586
I know they are backed by NATO. One of the driving forces of russia attacking ukraine is the same thing that made them attack georgia both nations wanted to join NATO so russia attacked them both to avoid that, in georgia it succeeded but in ukraine it backfired. Why do you think that the world is manicheistic and everyone needs to support one side or the other? At least NATO commits murder (and tries to avoid war) in discrete ways and not in things like grosny.

>>1385590
the azovs and aidars are groups openly violating the geneva convention, the fact that NATO backs them is morally reprehensible

>>1385593
The fact that the US president issues drone assassination is moraly reprehensible. Doesn't stop the fact that the russians are just as bad or worse in ukraine and have no business there from the perspective of ukranians.

>>1385626
the west ukies have no right to donbass, they literally just want it for their mining and production facilities even though they've historically been an independent oblast

>>1363477
It means - Think about it.

>>1381515
Jail cells are not comfy everywhere.

>>1360801
Slav RayGun

>>1373320
I like how the 4th one doesnt go off so they have no way to know how strong the last one will be

>>1361373
a one horsepower engine

....I'll see myself out

>>1364431
those guys are like mall cops. The only real cop came in at the end in yellow

>>1365006
Racist

>>1375095
Whoa whoa
One cop at a time
Not one cop
We dont have fucking charles bronson out here

>>1383697
They made us do that in basic...
DSG stooke was such a dick

>>1364356
Thet because Russia don't have niggers

>>1366025
Who has the It's my life version

Mine corrupted somehow

>>1382087

OMFO - Money Boney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpPl2ktgIc4

>>1365020
FUCKING KEK

>>1376712

Nezabijes mnje Bin Laden hehehe

fucking lost, love polska

captcha: train stations

>>1364499
this

>>1365956
Beginning of a Lazarus Wave

>>1364232
That's eastern railways for you! Underfunded!

>>1386486
Woah, did someone edit out the door sounds?

>>1381502
microwaves dont ionize, so absolutely 0% cancer.

>>1374991
its portuguese, the song is called ai se eu te pego

>>1364247
a fucking controlled spinout, thats boss. any guy tailgating him would be directly in front of him after that.

>>1360910

>überall
>poland

I guess this is pretty good quality for something made in WW2

>>1386486
Sauce on song pls

>>1386486
Instacrush

>>1383124
>herpes
I wouldn't give a fuck if she had full blown AIDS, I would fuck her until my dick fell off

>>1359275
Song?

>>1359473
does anyone have that one with the same thing\song going on but with the lads getting down from a bus then going into a park?

>>1364096
fucking brilliant