Fight thread: post your fight gifs and webms
>>1355463
ends too soon. sauce?
>>1355483
thats really the end of the clip
pro too or just amateur?
>>1355503
pro is welcome
5'10' vs 7'0'
>>1355463
i will dump some OC
>>1355584
CQB training for Russian special force
>>1355584
I'm not him but its called Krav Maga look it up, its basically bad ass ways if disarming and disabling people in close quarters combat like CQC
that shits weak af
>>1355529
Real country vs Fake country right there.
>>1355554
LANKLET BTFO WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>1355564
bringing shadow arts to MMA?
>>1355763
Real country is sucker punching?
>>1355906
Russia plans to take over Japan. Have you ever taken a look at how close their islands are?
>>1355531
stop posting this gay weeb shit
COME TO BRAZIL
>>1355463
>Captain jack sparrow
fucking lol
>>1355763
There's such a thing as "fake country"? Why the fuck would someone want to pretend to be an ignorant baboon?
>>1356258
>European sword fighting
>Weeb
??? ???
>>1356258
might not be japanese but it's pretty fucking gay and it's certainly similar to weeb shit.
it's two grow men playing with lightened swords, it's not interesting
is the dude with all those judo webms around?
>>1355463
>that fucking grapple
>>1356386
>posts about shit
>doesnt know shit about it
good job man, you played yourself
>>1356609
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>>1356386
>lightened swords
way to prove you're an idiot
>>1356663
Youtube search Rope a Dope 1 and 2 (2 is better but the context of 1 is good too)
>>1355558
Damn, who's the fighter? UFC noob here.
>>1356606
Which film is this?
>>1356606
fake as fuck
>>1356753
its a movie, no shit
>>1356732
donald cerrone. Good fighter but he chokes up in big fights
>>1355906
Never hurts to be prepared, right?
>>1355891
I'm sorry, since when did brawling have rules?
>>1355488
dude. nice fucking arm bar. kid got some mma skills.
>>1355887
kek
>>1356753
Are you fucking retarded?
>>>>1355529
That first hit looked like the victim agreed with the contact.
>>1355564
Flopper
>>1356297
Hello?
>>1356290
what a fucking man
>>1355922
Kek.
Good luck Russia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tsushima
More amateur?
>>1357275
I laughed when he broke the third bottle over his own head.
>>1355463
story?
>>1355558
Oh fuck I felt that
>>1355590
sorry but
>disabling people in close quarters combat like CQC
what did you mean to say?
>>1357420
Cqc from metal gear solid games. It was a video game reference
>>1355463
Holy shit, I recognize that skatepark. Whitecourt, Alberta.
Found the source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wreAOZZ8q-I
>>1355558
>>1356732
>>1357419
>>1355463
Boy in the gray couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag
>>1355488
this nigga can fight
>>1355488
fuck that armbar hurt to look at
>>1355558
that combo was fucking god like
>>1356290
Full camp Mendez would have won this fight with wrestlefucking but he gassed. Alvarez is going to win with wrestlefucking.
>>1357275
nice opinions man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qVKGcz0reI
i lost my webm of this one : (
>>1355488
I like how his buddy hugged him, good shit.
>>1356297
>Player 2 has lost connection.
>>1355488
good shit. feisty little hurricane.
Would take to pizza hut and then buy a new videogame.
>>1355488
Out
Fucking
Skilled
>>1357952
Films need more gun-fu
>>1357468
nice find dude
I'm about to make a bunch and dump a bunch. Stay tuned.
>>1355564
>Victor visibly bewildered at pulling a full spinkick that actually worked
lel
>>1358187
ever been hit so hard u turned into a seal?
>>1357898
>Would take to pizza hut and then buy a new videogame.
is this a meme?
>>1358187
i bet he got coloring books for christmas
>>1358194
did his neck break?
atthe end he was unconscious and had a huge bruise (or shadow?) on his neck where he didnt before.
>>1359097
just dirt head on ground knocked him out
>>1355529
Is that fucking Jontron
>>1358113
Best fight ever
>>1355531
it reminds me that one webm where some neckbeards are running flaping their hands like retards like if it was some kind of kung fu. you probably thinks its cool too
but no its not, its fucking autistic, like this one "sword" playing or wtf it is
>>1356716
well hes not wrong, those look like theyre made out of super light metal and theyre thin as pins
>>1358187
this guy literally curled up into an L
>>1359336
Moar UFC fights?
>>1355488
What fucking school and country is this? Pretty sure this is the same place that had the fat kid getting bullied fights back to guile's theme and that other kid that got his asswhooped by a chick who ran off
>>1359413
>>1358187
'i would have fucked you up worse" lmfao
>>1355463
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>>1359588
If it's a movie, I apologize. Looks real enough to me
>>1359589
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>>1359595
Last one I got, and it hurts. Just from the the waist up though
>>1357372
This is cool and all but it doesnt really fit the thread
anybody have the one where a group of niggers gank a white dude but he fucks them all up after getting hit by wooden planks and shit
>>1355463
Who was in the wrong here?
>>1359593
Either its slow mo or those are the slowest haymakers ever
>>1359666
both of them.
>>1359589
Fakest thing i've seen since fake tits.
>>1359414
>HighSchool
>Fight
These dudes look 25
>>1359681
Both are 16. Videos was originally posted to Reddit by a friend of the one with hair iirc
>>1359343
they weigh around 2 kilos, which is on the heavy end for longswords
>>1359584
YOOO these niggas smart yo, watch em leave as soon as he hits the stall LMAO
>>1359795
Kill yourself, nigger.
>>1359673
I think the guy in the yellow knows that he's barely conscious after the first one and doesn't need to hit him that hard
>>1359911
It's real m8
>>1359612
Probably a rugby school in which case yeah, there is a good chance they are on steroids.
>>1359601
the kid in red got robbed of an easy win here, he was fucking ready for that shit.
>>1359343
You are commenting on something you obviously know nothing about and looking pretty dumb as a result.
The American way.
>>1359911
thats not fake, thats me
>>1359929
He knew how to box, but that was it. No wrestling, take-down defence. Wrestling is the most important part of street fights and fighting in general.
>>1358323
LOL man i mever laughed so hard in this site before (maybe i did once or twice but whatever).
Quality humour.
>>1356361
i dunno, same reason people want to pretend to be gangsters or niggers.
>>1359584
I hate it when i'm tryin to take a shit and an unconscious body falls into the stall.
>>1357323
One bottle
Two bottle
Thr--
Surprise
>>1355558
i remember seeing cowboy fucking that dude up live. Man is old but he still has it.
>>1359795
I'm surprised they just didn't all jump him at once, that's usually what the animals do.
>>1355529
The skinny guy didn't throw any punches. He didn't really want to fight. Dem feels.
>>1359601
ITS SAD. FACE GOT BUSTED BY THE FLOOR HE GOT SLAM INTO. UNFAIR MATCH
>>1355463
I like Jack Sparrow in this. he didn't do any bullshit while the fight was on but once his friend was done he jumped in.
>>1355488
B O D I E D
>>1359412
did you hear that friend after the fight?
>u beat dat nigga ass cuh
yeah, its the USA
that fat kid was australian
>>1358187
first time ive ever seen one of this where the white guy wasn't immediately tackled by like 10 other black guys after the first punch
>>1356737
Rope a dope 2. A youtube short movie.
>>1360124
Toilet paper for the unfortunate that run out, but I wouldn't recommend wiping your ass with more shit.
>>1359681
Big 'problem' here, especially kids and rugby. The islanders boys are twice the size of palangi kids the same age.
That's what happens when you feed your genetic winners pure protein from day 1.
>>1355463
that dude froze to death in a tree
>>1359573
Holy shit
>>1355488
Why was that fuckhead acting like he was ready to keep fighting when the only reason his arm wasn't snapped was cuz the redshirt's friends pulled him off
>>1360415
Be nice to awkward bro, he just got the shit beat out of him.
>>1355529
That first punch was a cheap as shit though. Neither of them squared up, dude just started swinging
>>1359593
>uhhh
>>1359582
translation? Why did that kid lay the other one out?
>>1359584
It's so obvious that the kid with the shirt on doesn't know anything about how to fight. I feel bad for him.
>>1360238
unfair becuase????
he lost?
wut
>>1359316
this is real dueling
it's completely authentic swordplay, unlike the movies 90% of bladed fighting is hitting the guy first cause there wont be a second attack
>>1359956
It really isn't
It only matters when you fight someone twice your size in a confined area
>>1357278
I know this is bait/a joke but this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen someone try and claim.
>>1359929
Size of mass usually wins fights, although skill does sometimes come through
>>1355590
CQC in the reference and in real life both mean Close Quarters Combat.
>>1360642
What is even happening here lmao
>>1360642
guy looks nothing like mike stoklasa
mike is fat
this guy is jacked
>>1358187
>nigger
>out there by him self
>lost cuz he didn't have a congo line with him
>>1360238
i also noticed the sanctioned ring, referee, and judges.
>>1357893
>>1359577
>str vs str
>>1359824
Not naming this Goomba Stomp.webm
>>1355558
fucking wombo combo
>>1357275
The ideas are actually good, at times really clever but unfortunately it doesn't seem like the people involved are quite at Jackie Chan's level of skill or obsessiveness. Some really solid gags in there though, just needs more polish.
>>1358187
That guy needed to stop wailing on him like 6 punches back. Could have fucking killed him and that would have been a shit storm. Doesn't matter if the guy literally came at him swinging, he could be a child molester but so long as he's black he dindu nuffin.
>>1361118
bristelback VS centaur
>>1355657
So is your post
>>1358113
What style is this?
>>1359900
>dynastywarrior.webm
>>1359170
No it's not that faggot
>>1355782
That guy's 6'11
>>1359120
shit. that knew what he was doing.
>>1362004
what are u confused about?
>>1357859
the car that rolls away, dude forgot to put the parking break on
>>1357031
Probably since the concepts of honor and integrity came about, but if you're going to be a coward and attack people that haven't even raised their hands against you, go ahead, pussy.
>>1360936
The story goes two chicks got into a fight so the winner was trying to walk away but the loser kept trying to fight. The losers boyfriend pushed the winner so her boyfriend knocked him the fuck out and as you all know niggers and spics don't fight 1v1 so he had to knock out 2 more to be done with it. That isn't the whole video.
>>1359601
this is exactly why profesional fighting has weight clases. malets never learn.
>>1359573
>Just smiles through the whole thing
>>1355564
barely noticed his head kicking back from the connect there
>>1359900
love how she used the chaos to dine and dash
>>1362089
If he was a thick little nugget he could handle grappling, but he's going for a faggoty point-scoring bantamweight body
>>1359316
This is actual, traditional European sword fighting and is essentially becoming a lost art in modern times. These people have saved and memorialized old texts and instructionals on how to sword fight properly.
They're preserving history. What the fuck have you done lately?
>>1356606
3/10 choreography
1/10 camerawork
6/10 music
>>1357517
As smooth as a target combo in Street Fighter. Clean hits.
>>1355554
Mark Hunt is fucking savage
>>1357415
looking at the videos and comparing to real life,
krav maga is the arts of defending oneself from a man gone berzerk. I have been in a few situations where people just go haywire and pull out a weapon/knife and start shredding people.
I actually want to learn krav maga so it doesn't happen to me again.
>>1361995
why not shoot him in the shoulder? Looks like the risk of the guy maybe grabbing the gun or escaping is too high
>>1355564
next WW champ right there
>>1362442
>when you try to show off and deadlift 5pl8
>>1362442
Epic kek.
>>1359589
Music source? Obviously a cover of Shine on You Crazy Diamond
>>1359929
He never had a chance.
It was a close quarters fight agains't a bigger and stronger opponent, he should've stayed the fuck down.
Skill over size every single time, and skill also means being able to tell when to and when not to get in a fight and obviously being self conscious about your size and your fighting capacity.
>>1362492
>An average man weighs 500 lbs
K.
>>1355488
>using an arm bar in a school fight
for what purpose? Why would you want to break the kids fucking arm, not like he was in any actual danger
>>1360948
It isnt Mike, but in old pics of his, he kinda looks like that
>>1357517
you got the slowmo?
/set evasion: 100%
>>1362533
so much appreciation for connor watch how fast he blocks the incoming feint on the right then swings straight after. this kid is a beast man
>>1359316
If you don't know what you're talking about, then maybe you shouldn't comment on it at all.
Makes you look like a massive, ignorant dumbass.
>>1361110
Saw that when it came out. That Mexican can fight.
>>1362534
are you a fucking idiot? I don't even go to the gym and I know one plate doesn't weigh a hundred lbs. God damn you're retarded
>>1362569
Let's try and break the myth : What sort of punch would you send that he wouldn't evade ?
>>1362043
t. never been in a street fight
>>1356286
Haven't seen Brazilians this BTFO since 7-1
>>1357173
dude if you pause it you can see his heel come into direct contact with his temple. Hes lucky that hes not dead
>>1362660
I think you're retarded here, buddy, and you didn't need to mention that you don't go to the gym. 5pl8 is 495lbs. I really hope that was b8
>>1358099
Huh, thought I was about to watch a Chad get BTFO. Score one for lanklets.
>>1359911
This video is like from ~2007,the story is that those emo kids where harming kittens or something like that so that guy kinda just kicked theyr asses.
>>1356297
I like how he just stands there cause he knows it's fucking over. Savage.
>>1362441
I dont think people are really prepared to try some kung fu shit when they walk into a store with a gun for $100 or whatever
>>1359120
short dude, but built like a tank. Fatass didn't saw that coming
>>1362569
God damn this dude must have spider-sense or some shit. That is some insane maneuvering.
>>1359900
a real human bean and a real hero
>>1362401
>that nigger on the floor at the end
lmao
>>1358187
Lol, dumb nigger
>>1358323
kek so hard
thank you
my sides
>>1362442
Did he paralyze himself? I can't tell who is who with everyone wearing black
>>1356297
yeah there is no way that didnt just break his ribs
Old video of Mike Vallely fighting 4 dudes at a gas station. Mike Vallely was a skateboarder back when Tony Hawk's Pro Skater was fun. The fight itself isn't that great, and there's not a lot of damage or anything, but it was cool back when it came out. A skater taking on 4 drunk douchebags, kinda helped me and my friends stop letting ourselves get pushed around when we were out skating and stuff.
>>1362403
Just make sure you go to a decent place and not somewhere that offers $5 black belt specials
>>1355531
Cool shit
>>1356616
>irish whip
this shit is enjoyable in a jakie chan kinda way
>>1359413
>highschool
sooo are they like teachers or like what?
>>1360473
i heard "fuck" and "cause im stronger"
>>1355782
manlet cuck detected
>>1359584
FATALITY!
>>1362546
P U S S Y
>>1355529
he deserves it for tucking his pants into his boots
>>1363193
mike v is a giant douche who screwed over his friends for money
>>1363193
Fuck; Mike was a fucking crazy sumbitch. I remember seeing videos of him back in the day.
>>1359897
bro thats not cool.. those scrawny little shitsters cant defend themselves why man
>>1362442
Oh shit, the angle his head is at when they are on the ground is gnarly. Then when the other guy gets up it springs back. I think that dude snapped is neck real bad.
>>1359601
Good on camouflage there for not hitting the other kid after it was over.
>>1363193
I remember this.
Those guys actually didn't want to fight at all. Mike started shit with them and attacked them because he wanted to look like a badass fighting 4 guys on cam, and he thought they looked pussy enough that he could actually take them. The only guy who even fought back after Mike hit him (rather than just shielding himself) was the guy with the backwards hat and the hawaiian shirt.
Mike Vallely is the douchebag here
>>1362770
i'd fake a left, and then cross. always worked against fast guys in my club, but this guy's on a whole another level
>>1362770
a lead one
>>1362569
>dodges all thoes punches
>they just hug it out
>>1363335
Daamn nigga that dude is dead
>>1360473
black said: don't get closer
yellow: why are you so scared?
black: do you not revere personal space?
yellow: as I'll get money I'll pay you back
black: when?
yellow: I said it clearly
boom
>>1356297
>that was my special move
>you already lost
>>1359577
>shall we compare our rush attacks?
>>1359588
where can i start seeing/follow ufc or shit like this
>>1362442
>kill
>>1362568
yo, thats gay
>>1362546
Dont go looking for fights if you are not ready to find one.
>>1363178
Yep himself, the guy he picks up is wearing a jacket. And only he stands up.
>>1359414
you missed part 2 mate
>>1362569
who dat?
>>1362770
the one where i shoot him
>>1355488
>Mei Ling, get that nigga off me
>>1363932
https://youtu.be/O5Cqc6Beqm8?t=47
>>1355531
Why do they treat this like fencing?
Its not like any of those hits would have done anything to a fully armored knight.
>>1357449
I think he's pointing out the fucking redundancy of saying close quarters combat twice. CQC is not a reference to MGS, as CQC and the acronym itself has been around for a lot longer than that, you ignorant twat.
>>1362465
I can't fucking wait for this.
>>1359584
dis nyggers watching are priceless
>>1363335
>desu damn
I had not noticed! then he died.
>>1362401
dumbass, either put your hands up or back the fuck up. Expect to be attacked when someone walks up to you squared up and ready to fight
>>1362442
This is just embarrassing, Cant even lift a DYEL
>>1360642
Clearly not Mike but I still kek'd heartily
>>1362253
>lanklets, when will they learn
>>1360238
Dude the blood didn't come from the red shirted kids face, came from the camo hoodie kid. You can see the trail go away when the hoodie kids walks away. (and note the stuffy sniff sound)
>>1359824
YAHOO!.webm
>>1359120
shit that fat kid fucked him up bad. I bet that faggot got shit the rest of the year for getting fucked up by a 4'11" fat kid.
>>1362569
Source? Fucking amazing
>>1359601
Camo guy got hit out of view before that massive ground slam. His nose is bleeding afterwards.
>>1361591
Nah he literally died if i remember corectly.
>>1362171
Give him an eyepatch and he's basically Sagat
>>1365488
Yeah because the red kid knew how to box.
>>1362043
make sure you take your fedora off before someone punches you, lad, wouldn't want to damage it
>>1355488
The puncher wearing those red socks and shoes reminds me of Astro Boy.
>>1360260
it's because he was out there all by himself, fuck these niggas man
>>1358194
>that crack at :10
it's subtle but fuck mang.
>>1363193
Skateboarders are the dregs of society. We all fucking hate you.
>>1363929
watch the video again
>>1362770
low kick
>>1355565
that fucking instazooms and flashes. my eyes are bleeding
>>1359595
>Durun siz kardeşsiniz.
>>1359824
Player 3 is connected
>>1359900
>FUS RO DAH!!
anyone?
>>1356858
Maybe it's more lucrative to throw matches.
>>1361991
sambo
>>1361995
dude coulda put one thru his nose and got off i bet
>>1359824
Dark spirit has invaded!
>>1359666
>666
Father?
>>1359577
Holy fuck that's brutal
>>1359584
Lmao, the nigga with the timbs just walks out the stall
>>1362442
Did he die
>>1362569
Is the music big wax?
>>1362569
Pernell Whitaker is a fucking legend
>>1362875
gr8 b8 m8
>>1356297
omae wa mou shindeiru
>>1359584
wass good long socks?
>>1359591
obligatory Joe Rogan "It is all over"
>>1366586
His legs are killer
>>1365464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5p4fPaAI2I
boxing is the best sport to be honest
>>1355529
>sucker punch
What a faggot. The skinny kid may have gotten his ass kicked, but the 'winner' is a waayyyyy bigger pussy. Fuck that kid.
>Look at me, i'm so tough and strong punching people in the face before they realize things are physical
You square up an fight like you have any confidence and honor, or you don't fight at all
>>1356290
2 weeks notice mendes tanked. otherwise fagboy mcgregor would have gotten ragdolled until death.
>>1356297
Hate Page. Such a cocky little fag. Think you're such a fucking fight god? Sign with the big dogs and lets see.
>>1363293
>"emofags"
do you need any further explanation??
>>1362587
the guy is a hack. middle of the road fighter who has used hype and talk to get where he is. it's a shame mendes didn't have a full camp to shut this fagboi up, and it's a shame that aldo got caught because aldo is far and away a more accomplished and more complete fighter than conor.
it's cool though. in november alvarez is going to fuck his world up and i can't wait.
and if conor wins then i'll give him props, but he'll still be my least liked fighter because of how much of a cocky loud mouthed tool he is
>>1362899
>Chad
Where do you see one?
>>1363314
because they hurt little cats who cant defend themselves either
>>1362569
>tfw you attack a much higher level at WoW
>>1366061
things used to be different. it used to be fun before it got all tight pants and faggoty