Japanese commercials

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Been there. Done that. At 3AM, while everyone else is asleep.

Nissin should be treated as druglords. But boy do they make the best cure for a hangover.

Is this the result of two world wars and an atomic bomb?

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>>1333988
Also football.

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I saved this from awhile ago

>>1334195

Wait, how does this affect the main game?

>>1334070
that feels

>>1334588
tfw no early 80s Japanese gf

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>>1335034
stupid kid doesn't deserve nice doggo

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>>1333802
Anyone have the full version of the Denpagumi Inc. ad from 00:35? Someone posted the full TEMPURA KIDZ one from 00:08, and the new Denpagumi Inc. one (webm related), but not the one at 00:35, and I can't seem to find anything other than a 15 second version that's been ruined with extra shit on top by whoever uploaded it to youtube.

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>>1335081
Best I could find, I dunno if a 30-sec version of this one exists.

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>>1335095
Thanks, man.

>>1335099
poor takahashi looks a bit restrained

>>1335057
other three legs of the relay: minister, photographer, physician
mfw I'm def the pachinko guy

WTF, why there's no WTF

>>1335680
A cat who's also a police officer asking a high school girl to marry him isn't weird enough?

>>1335331
>Hava bureak
>Hava Kito-Kato

fucking LOL

>>1335068
Lemonkakke

>>1334070
I was not aware until this exact moment that Tommy Lee Jones spoke Japanese.

>>1336232
Anyone knows Japanese as long as they're very short phrases to memorize, practice with a coach, and recite in a short take. How much of it he's actually practiced over a decade and is now fluent in, no idea.

>>1334073
I know just enough Japanese to know that I have no idea what's going on

>>1334078
Is this and ad for lesbianism?

>>1336695
Probably not, since it's an ad for dic.

>>1336420
Tommy Lee Jones is a space alien who cheers up long-distance truck drivers with magic tricks and Boss canned coffee.

Why Japanese commercials more fun?

>>1337015
it's the qts

If anyone has the Aeon commercial which is just one girl speaking English to the camera, I will love you forever. I think her name is Ishihara Satomi, but I'm not sure.

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I'd like to see more Rola Bengali CM's
Hafu Russian/Japanese
She's always a QT

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>>1337815
Yeah, it's Satomi Ishihara. You can see her in Shin Godzilla, limited one-week theatrical run starting next Tuesday.

>>1337834
My mistake, she's only quarter Ruskie and rest Bengali.

>>1337840
You're my new best friend.

>>1334087
IS THAT THE PROFESSIONAL AS A JEW

>>1336997
Calpis and Milkis are too good

>>1337886
YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT
God bless the nips

>>1337834
Thanks for the explanation, I was about to comment on how different she looked.

>>1337834
she's also annoying af

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So are these actual twins or just fancy camera tricks?

>>1338240
we arr rook same

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>>1337840
Who did it better?

>>1338240
Actual twins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ketgzaytvJw

>>1334070
Holy shit that guy on the bike played Kira in the Death Note Live Action Drama

>>1338435
oh god im so alone ; ;

>>1338501
You won't be all of your life.

>>1333099
HA, that was a good one

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Kotatsu on the balcony.

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>>1335030
Truly the worst of all feels.

I've been meaning to ask for a while. I am not familiar with much Japanese, I used to watch anime casually but mostly with English dubs. Now I'm appart from it. Anyways, do the Japanese people use a lot of English words in their vocabulary? Or do they only do it so that actual English speakers can understand?

>>1334081
anyone have the wondercore ads?

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>>1339030
I suppose. I just usually don't look them up because they're so well-known by this point.

>>1339018
Over 99% of the time dialogue is meant for Japanese listeners, so you got a situation where they're either using English loanwords to the language, or words that seem like English but have a Japanese-made meaning to them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gairaigo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasei-eigo

>>1334087
The jew, fear the samurai.

>>1333878
This is truly, The Land of Confusion.

>>1333802
Goddamn this funk, so funky

>>1339121

Is it just me or is Goriki in alot of commercials? What exactly does she do? Also, >that qt short hair

There must be more like her.

>>1338608
Thats some wishful thinking huh

>>1337924
>>1337886
>>1339526
>Not knowing that its Doraemon and Nobita

>>1335034
It was so weird seeing this on Japanese TV and then seeing it on American TV

>>1339922
everyone loves puppers

>>1337015
Because their ad execs actually have fun ideas?

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>>1339684
>What exactly does she do?

This and that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayame_Goriki

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>>1339935
I actually didn't know that one aired on US TV. Then I look up the English version and his phone there talks about free two-day shipping instead of free same-day shipping.

Now, this one I knew was just a redub of an American commercial, but at least it didn't have changes in what it was offering aside from language.

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>>1341040
>you'll never live in a comfy seaside town in Japan
Just kill me now.

>>1339623
That's exactly what I thought when I opened the webm.

>>1338787
god damn that girl is pretty

>>1339121
>Goriki
damn gouriki is such a qt

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>>1341033
>>1341040
I KNOW THAT GUY

>>1341065
On the bright side, you won't be tsunami'd away either.

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>>1336997

>it sounds like cow piss when they say it

>>1340057
It's almost as if Amazon has taken into account the size of the country they're selling to.

Very interesting....

>>1342935
I do wonder what the limitations on that are. I mean, delivering to someone on the outskirts of Tokyo, same day is easy, but what if they live in a rural fishing village over on the north shore of Hokkaido, can they get same-day delivery too?

Even Amazon US offers same-day Prime as long as you live in one of several large metro areas, they just advertise two-day because they can get that to more people.

>>1342956
given that even wakkanai is less than 1000 miles away from tokyo and the us is nearly 3000 (before factoring in states like alaska and hawaii), I can't imagine it being too much of a hassle

>>1343111
3000 miles wide, I mean

>>1337905
That was fucking awesome.

>>1333091
Lift the whistle, you dip.

>>1334081
if this aired in the west the sjw:s would be outraged

Anyone know the commercial where the old lady goes "hi hi hi hi hi" ?

>>1338259
>>1337840
They both have a heavy accent, but both of them are understandable.. I don't know who did better.

>>1333827
so when is a new shogun total war coming out?

>>1343455
While I've no idea which commercial that is, is that a Japanese ヒ (hee) or English hi (ハイ)?

>>1334077
could someone please explain me wtf happened to their eyebrows?

>>1336995
>japanese playing basketball
why even bother

>>1343579
They connected. Just like DMM's waves.

>>1337840
>>1338259
More? Someone should make a language thread [spoiler]or board[/spoiler]

>>1333099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFVIJPtm7G0

>>1334936
You can get some goodies that you can transfer over. The main ones is that Radar is how you obtain all the MP dragon counterparts, Zues Dragon, Hera Dragon, Noah Dragon, Hephaestus Dragon, and Gaia Dragon. They have the same leader skills, but boost HP instead of RCV

>>1343575

sorry it's "hai"

an old lady basically says "hai hai hai hai" on the phone, IIRC it's about a streaming service in japan. Always saw it playing in danganronpa livestreams

>>1333815
he's a big guy

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>>1343590
Because their opponents are also Japanese girls. It's a fair fight.

>>1339121

Holy fuck she's cute as hell. Go

>>1335068
i saved this for mastabatory purposes

>>1336977
>sex sells AC units

>>1336995
Is that Matsumoto?

>>1333802
>funky music
>goofy outfits
>english
Looks like Hirohiko Araki's wet dream

>>1336915
Can one get「Boss」canned coffee stateside?

>>1339936
I bet it's this. With their work ethic they have to do SOMETHING fun.

>>1338787
Damn, that guys got some fly moves

>>1341026
>that subtle JoJo pose when the smoke clears a little after halfway in
D'aw

>>1345430
I could probably ask the guy at my local flea market
He sells Japanese candy and soda

I've tried a shit load of Japanese Kit Kats and other assorted candies

I still have the packages for the Fuji Mountain limited edition and Sake flavored Kit Kats

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>>1345408
Yeah, it's Matsumoto.

>>1345430
I went to an Uwajimaya the other week and they did have it, but only one variety, the Premium Boss Black coffee in the bottle-shaped can. Other Japanese grocers may or may not stock it.

>>1334588
does this remind anyone of that one Miku gif?

>>1341540
Dude.

>>1345453
Neat

>>1334081
Nice spookscare.

>>1338778
Goddamn that looks comfy as fuck

>>1339121
by any chance is this the guy that came out in the kamen rider ooo series?

>>1346612
dear god i never thought i'd see another commercial from these people after seeing it on web soup.

>>1335715
Wait, what just happened?

>>1347276
Looks like it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takashi_Ukaji

>>1347296
>A woman is so surprised by the cheapness of a software package, she gives birth to a foal.

>>1346679
Well...I have a new fetish.

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It's Hiroshi Fujioka.

>>1338435
shit that almost made me cry
I've got tears in the corner of my eye

>>1346612
plz be my ai gf

>>1335703
We can actually BUY lolis in Japan ?

>>1334077
Alright, someone need to tell me what they fuck they are saying here

>>1348156
Subtitled:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6P5jX5wDco

>>1347424
Who is the singer and what's she singing?

>>1348243
It's Hikari Mitsushima, singing "Fight!", which is a song originally by Miyuki Nakajima (who also sung "Headlight, Taillight" in >>1334073).

>>1348249
Cheers m8

>>1348072
that's a loli mobile suit, you operate it from within

>>1336232
He most likely doesn't. It's like how Jackie Chan can't really speak English, so he has to learn all his line phonetically.

>>1334087
a jew as doraemon, wtf

>>1345443
You're a fucking idiot.

>>1334070
At a Glance Tommy Ree Jonsu-san looks Japanese

>>1335715
okay Japan, you win this round

>>1349012
sick commercial. reminds me of samurai champloo

>>1335040
A child's distaste for dogs is well founded. Many dogs kill the children of their owners from jealousy.

>>1344567
for you

i swear to god, if someone posts the Autoway commercial, i will leave from this thread

>>1348381
lewd

>>1346679

Isn't one of those lads in The Raid 2?

>>1349480
So damn cute, fuck.

>>1349869
Yeah, one of them is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryuhei_Matsuda

>>1349896
Ah, thanks for confirming my suspicion.

>>1345467
I'm pretty sure the Miku gif is based off of this.

>>1338787
Name of song?

>>1337840
She speaks English a lot better here than she did in Shin

>>1349987
>Tatsurō Yamashita (山下 達郎 Yamashita Tatsurō) (occasionally credited as Tatsu Yamashita or Tats Yamashita, born February 4, 1953) is a Japanese singer-songwriter and record producer.

>Yamashita is best known for the song "Christmas Eve", which initially appeared on his album Melodies in 1983 and later became a hit throughout the decades. It is considered one of the standard Japanese Christmas songs, winning the Special Prize at the 45th Japan Record Awards 20 years after its release.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8CgehqveLI

>>1350007
Thank you, my good man.

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>>1339121
SUBARASHII

>>1347424
HMM, TASTY

>>1347485
>Here's your slide kid, now go play the Sega Saturn or you're next

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>>1337168
just made this gif, enjoy

>>1344588
I ship the short-haired tomboy and the ponytail girl.

>>1350817
>When you nut, but she keeps sucking.

>>1339687
well atleast youll die someday so you dont have to endure it for long.

>>1334087
thats Jean Reno

>>1350503
hehe

>>1337655
Japanese standup is weird.

>>1344587
AI GARO!

>>1346612
I hope that app keeps the beta in the title

>>1333988
One world war. Japan wasn't a main in The Great War.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrGTfEck_oA

>>1335068
Anyone else hear her say holy shit at the very end?

>>1341399
Is this a movie? Looks pretty funny and maybe worth a watch

>>1353139
She said おいしい.

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>>1334087
Jews in japan yep all is over Faggods!!

>>1336912
this fucking killed me. all I could think of was "this is an add for dick" ironically haaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>1333815
That was an interesting commercial but it makes me think his fucking sweat is in the noodles now.

Why the fuck would i want to eat that unless I was a woman or a fag?

>>1338240
hair is different, so either they did two takes which is improbable or they are actual >>1338312 fuck beat me to it

>>1353366
could you post the original one with the girls dancing in the school rooftop?

>>1349012
Holy shit that was good.

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>>1355674

>>1334588
holy shit 80's thicc

>>1347041
>anything comfy in a tie
Pure torment.

>>1355691
thanks mate

>>1340057
Someone replace the music with the theme from Schindler's List

>>1342956
>I do wonder what the limitations on that are.
I know in NYC you can most things delivered in under 2 hours as long as you order between 6am and 3pm

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They're going after more holidays.

>>1358542
greedy fuckers aren't satisfied with working at full capacity on Christmas eh?

>>1338778
If only life was fun...

>>1345964
I actually have some hi-chew right next to me.

>>1358542
>Jap kfc has actual french fries

Lucky bastards

>>1359139
you just gotta enjoy the potato wedges for what they are. + i think they go better with fried chicken since you get more starch to oil since you're already eating something fried.

I just went over to KFC Japan's website to see what else they're up to, and there's a countdown clock to Chicken Pizza.

http://www.kfc.co.jp/campaign/chizza/index.html

>>1359139
Wait, what?...doesn't all KFC's have french fries?

>>1359424
If they do, it's not listed on the menu on their site. The menu of sides is: Green Beans, Cole Slaw, Mac and Cheese, Whole Kernel Corn, Mashed Potatoes & Gravy, Seasoned Potato Wedges, and Biscuits. Didn't see any thin fries in there anywhere.

>>1359749
Anon, I am dumbfounded by this. Here in Puerto Rico they have fries in the menu. Are you pulling my leg? I thought all KFC's had fries.

>>1359817
New Jersey here, they do not have fries. Just wedges. Believe me I asked.

>>1359817
American KFCs apparently don't, just wedges. Japan and Korea KFCs both have fries.

>>1335660
Will there be Gundams and Godzilla at Tokyo Olympics?

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>>1359838
Just beards and holograms.

>>1359874
Sauce on the song

>>1359932
https://music.dmkt-sp.jp/song/S1003728728/?affiliate=3499010379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOoXFWp1rXc

>>1348441
IS THAT FUCKING EMPTYHERO?

>>1338435
Yo really tho. Last time I went to Didneyland there was a bunch of japanese students visiting for it. Nothing but highschool japanese girls for me to creppily stare at. They really like didneyland.

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>>1359945
It's just Bob Sapp.

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>>1360491
http://i.imgur.com/DuKy3.jpg

>>1337015
because you don't see them repeatedly for several hours daily

>>1360777
This, tbqh

>>1360495
>>1360491
>>1348441

Hahaha what a legend

>>1338778

WOW why does that look so cozy what the hell.

>>1358542
Are those curled things supposed to be churros?

>>1360975
I think they're apples.

>>1360977
http://www.kfc.co.jp/menu/detail/?menu_id=444

Ringu Churros, not Ringo Churros.

>>1347295
link me I never saw that

>>1353308
Just shut up and eat it you closet-homo, I already am.

>>1362572
These commercials are so good. Gives me that warm feeling.

>>1333827
Most of these i kinda get the gist but this confused the fuck out of me. Whats happening here?

>>1362767
There's CC subtitles in this version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_iDfoy1v5g

>>1343427
really? easy mode excercise gimmiks that do jack shit made for prime commercial material last I checked, I haven't seen US commercials in a while though

>>1353181
Blue Blazes or Aoi Honoo

>>1347387
is this ghibli?

>>1347485
I saw this mini-saw on that reality show Billy Mays was on, some fire fighter guy said he invented it

>>1363580
No, it's Studio Colorido.
http://colorido.co.jp/works/category/tvcm/

>>1355764
kek

>>1347387
>this heartfelt scene was a fucking cup ramen commercial

>>1366169
It wasn't cup ramen. It was miso soup. 全然違う。

>>1348427
jackie chan speaks 7 different languages one of which is in fact english

>>1338035
しらないの?