Instant Karma Thread

>>1297018
she's right though. Fuck I hate when spanish fuck up my food and then talk shit about me amongst each other in spanish as if I don't understand them. Disgusting behavior. I thought this was an instant karma thread OP? Why didn't I see those waiters get hurt in some way?

>>1297035
Shhh it'll be okay anon. You can put your edge away, nobody will hurt you here.

>>1297030
doesn't have the second half where the pot falls on your face

>>1297035
don't act like a cunt and nobody's going to talk shit about you, sorry you thought that common decency only applies to everyone else anon

>>1297392
not taht guy but i thought learning the language of the country you re immigrating to was the norm for people. but nah these 2 useless pieces of shit that cant even write a food order right and then talk behind your back like the garbage they are is common decency then you can go fuck yourself cunt.

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>>1297018
The whole "this is Murica hurr speak English" is a bit much. But I've been there when people of heavy accent get my order wrong. I've only ever gone back 3 times in my life to return the shit. Al, 3 times I had them read me back my order before finalizing the order on the phone, and they STILL got it wrong. Always Spanish places too.

>I do have an Indian run pizza place that makes killer pies. Driver showed up with the wrong order, and he realized it before me. My family and I order from this place every weekend. He shoved the 2 pies into my hands, didn't take my money, said "I'll be right back!".
>dude came back 10 minutes later (we live close) with the pie we actually ordered, Stromboli, cheese bread sticks, and some type of sweet cake his wife made. Apologizing up, down, left, and right for messing up our order.

Turns out the dude was the owner. Only thing wrong with our order was we asked for green pepper AND onion pie. The one only had pepper, no onion. He only took payment for the 2 pies. Again Apologizing as if he cursed our family name.


Don't have many Instant karma videos but have this one of me playing Dark souls 3. The guy I killed summoned as many phantoms as he could and kept running away. Finally manned up to fight me 1 on 1, and i crushed him into a red paste.

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>>1297035
>if someone doesn't speak my language near me they're obviously talking about me in a bad way
Impossible, nobody cares about you enough to shit talk you, anon.
And your some stuck up little fuckboy, I can tell, because you've clearly never worked food service or retail, which means you're a neet, well off enough to go to school with out working to pay it, or just rich.
Your opinion is therefore invalid and uninformed, and is trash, just like you. Even if they're talking shit, the spoiled daddy's girl cunt deserves it for being an entitled bitch, and you do too for the same reason, service industry workers have enough to put up with without overgrown kindergarteners like you and the bitch throwing tantrums because you didn't get 100% of what you wanted. They aren't wizards summoning your requested item, they're people who have to put it together under time constraint and quality/health standards, you entitled fucking degenerate shit.
You wouldn't last a month working at target. Let alone food service, you'd probably kill yourself judging by your utter inability to handle people not doing what you want.
Fuck I needed to get that off my chest.
I meant it, but it's not from just your post.
Long week...month...well year.

>>1297494
Tldr

>>1297494
Buuut I'll be there FOR YOUUUUU

>>1297018
>the customer is always right

The amount of dumb cunts that think that's in the constitution is astounding.

>>1297952
What
Did he shoot him or some shit

>>1297436
What the fuck kind of pizza place makes pies? And green pepper and onion in a pie, what the fuck is wrong with you?


Oh, unless of course you mean PIZZA but you keep writing PIE for some strange, mentally handicapped reason.

>>1297018

I worked in fast food for 12 years. I never had an order come back. While she is being an enormous cunt, she is right about, "Get it right the first time."

I always told my staff, focus on the order, speed will come naturally with practice. If a customer is being shit, let it go, they will eventually be shit to the wrong people, but we're not the wrong people. Get it right the first time, and you'll never have to see them being shit, cause they will know you're not fuck ups.

>>1297977
beat him up

>>1297494
>I can tell, because you've clearly never worked food service or retail

You don't know this. Your opinion is therefore invalid and uninformed, and is trash, just like you.

>>1297494

Food service workers only have to put up with the bullshit they cause.

I'm >>1298032

I can tell you, fast food employees are some of the whiniest, laziest, fucking cunts you will ever meet... IF you let them be. I didn't put up with it. 2 months and 3 weeks. That's how much time you had to not learn how to not be a cunt, come to work, and do your job.

No, I didn't ban socializing, I just banned drama and fucking waambulances. Nothing more distracting then a fellow employee who can't get over their personal lives for 4 to 8 hours.

>>1297035
>Fuck I hate when spanish fuck up my food and then talk shit about me amongst each other in spanish as if I don't understand them

We're not talking shit about you unless you're being a dick to us. And even then you barely get our attention for more than a few seconds.

>>1297952
>Canadian

Sounds Mexican

>>1298104
You have to go back.

>>1297934
When the rain starts to FAALLLLLLL

>>1297494
as a mexican cook in la i tell you are wrong
we shit talk everyone and every thing sometimes white people speak spanish and say i understand you and we laugh harder

>>1298104
American with mexican brother who is fluent in spanish here,

That's not true at all..mexicans talk shit all the time. They have no honor in their culture.

>>1298217
Build the wall

>>1297021
The cat is bothering the dog, probably wants some shit on their yard.

All shes doing is kicking snow at it, harmless.

Wouldnt call it karma.

>>1297952
i wouldn't apologize the guy attacked me, hes going to jail.

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>>1298385
the cat is bothering the dog... what a faggot, seriously fill yourself

>truggered

>>1297992
ay it'sa pizza pie autismo

>>1298217
And that's why you scrubs don't do any better than cooking our food.

>>1298385
The dog seemed cool with the entire situation

>>1297018
you know how annoying and flat out rude it is when people talk in their own language in front of you, when they are serving you.

>>1297035
This x100000 speak english you faggots

>>1298104
shut the fuck up beaner. Speak english or go the fuck back to mexico with your faggot taco losers

>>1298758
>>1298756
>>1298727
>>1298529
>>1298447
Thats interesting but an A press is am A press you cant say its only a half

>>1297018
She isn't wrong....

>>1297954

As a teen working retail (all of 20 years ago), I decided that how right the customer is has solely to do with how polite they are. They can be telling me the sky is orange and, if they're polite about it, I will give them whatever they're asking for. If they were dicks, I'd do my damned best to screw them over even if they were technically correct. Ask to see the manager? Oh, that's me. I loved when they did that.

>>1298104
Every Mexican I've ever worked with does nothing but talk shit about other people. It doesn't matter if the person was kind or an ass, all the Mexicans would do is talk shit all day. Everyone else was working and the Mexicans were just talking nonstop shit about everyone. Literally every fucking job I've ever had with Mexicans they spend 90% of their time shit talking other people, you are clearly in the extreme minority and I wish others were like you.

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>>1297952

I remember when graffiti was about gang territory. Now it has become hipster art for everyone who wants to be Banksy.

>>1297436
Nobody cares about your video game adventures faggot

>>1297021
Dude even the dog is looking around at the moment the cat strikes back just to see if anyone else is seeing what just happened...kekkles to the max.

>>1299008
Well TJ """"""""""""""""""""""""""HENRY"""""""""""""""""""""
Yoshi hear me out
There a three parts to a full A press
When A is pressed
When A is held
And when A is released

>>1297018
This is America!
>you get it right the first time. . .

>>1297018
>You get it right the first time
>fails to go through the door correctly on the first time

>>1298107
>Sounds Mexican

>Saying "soory" over and over again

Maybe not this time.

>>1298046
"Food service workers only have to put up with the bullshit they cause."
Maybe in a well-managed place, but as an overall statement that is completely fucking wrong and you sound like an asshole. If you are a really good manager, I could forgive your assholism, but given my experience with food industry management I seriously doubt you are that good.

>>1297021
All I can think about is the background noise. Is this dude fapping while recording this on his phone or some shit?

>>1298394
You just got knocked the fuck down and you're bleeding while someone is screaming at you. Maybe you'd also apologize, regardless of how much of a twat that guy is...

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>>1300263
where did this happen?

>>1300280
>brown people
>motorcycle robbery
>thwarted by off duty cop
>Portuguese on signs

I'll give you one guess....

>>1297018
Not really sure how people are siding with this blonde cunt

Even if the servers hadn't been hispanic/whatever they were, she would have found some other excuse to yell at them

She is obviously an extremely self-absorbed and insecure person. Hope she dies in a car crash

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>>1298104
Soon.

>>1297023
very nice recovery. He was really thrown off but came back.

>>1300283
braslaiz

>>1298341
Fucking outskilled

>>1300280
i'm not 100% sure but this may be Brazil and in Brazil criminals don't get medical attention, i heard the dude bleed out and died.

>people defending speaking a language in the presence of people who don't speak it.
It's just plain rude. You don't see mennonites or the amish speaking dutch around outsiders, and I certainly don't go around calling people kapusty glowa.

>>1297436
Nice story anon. Made me happy

>>1298107
Filipino

>>1299035
That actually looks like a fucking video game, holy shit that cg is terrible.

>>1297018
seems fake

>>1298758
I was born here though. And nobody in my family has ever even been to Mexico.

>>1299035
Thanks Fox

>>1298046
>Food service workers only have to put up with the bullshit they cause.

Not all your customers will be reasonable.

>>1297432
>i thought learning the language of the country you re immigrating to was the norm for people

Since when?

>>1297952
Guy deserved it. I'm glad he got punched.

>>1300443
yes it is brazil and yes he bled out, i saw a webm of this same dude "drowning" in his own blood in a rekt thread

>>1300280
brazil

>>1297023
she even says sorry, so cute, hope they all had a great show that night!

>>1300331
this
in that situation, on a stage when everybody's already laughing at your expense, I'd probably just walk off and take the L
good on him, hope he got laid

>>1297023
worth the wait

>>1298394
I guess at this point he's just scared to be beaten up to death

>>1301128
since immigration laws where created retard.

>>1297954
I'm so glad I live in a civilized country. In my country we have a law which translates to "Right of the house" which basically says "The owner of the business is always right".
If a customer treats you like that blonde piece of shit, you have all the right in the world to simply throw her out.
I'm a shop owner myself and there clearly is no "The customer is always right"-mentality in my shop. I have a lot of customers that always return to me because they value my knowledge and service but if a new customer comes in and gives me shit right from the start, I simply throw them out and tell them to fuck off.

>>1297023
What did he say?

>>1297339
Kill yourself.

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Don't fuck with doggo, Cesar

>>1302468
I done the doors for a bit and people would act like fucking animals and then tell me "the customer is always right" as I'm hustling them out the door. One genuinely went to the nearby police station because I wouldn't let them in.

>>1301125

I just made them leave. Trust me, you get more regulars by giving good service than you will lose by kicking out asshats.

>>1302474
Wtf, I hate César Millan now

>>1301174
and nothing of value was lost, just look at that guy also anyone have the webm he mentioned ?

>>1302474
That dog was so peaceful and then it was Satan's pet

>>1297035
>>1297436
Spanish =/= Mexican

>>1298357
Just pick him up from the Home Depot parking lot.

>>1302485

lol. I didn't like him to begin with. This doesn't affect my opinion of him. You ever have a dog chewing on you?

>>1302511
I haven't but idk if I would kick the dog even then. This faggot is supposed to be the ultimate dog trainer and is kicking dogs? Fuck him

>>1302527
Are you fucking retarded?

>>1302473
Get your Emperor elected first, then we'll talk.

>>1302527
I would have kicked that dogs head like a fkin football during the superbowl. My dog doesn't do that shit, fuck yo dog.

>>1300576
cg is just fine. Animation is just the weakest link in this case, bringing down everything else with it

>>1302474
Chewed his hand like a rubber toy, what the fuck is wrong with that animal

>>1297023
Absolutely the best comeback.

>>1302527
if something is harming me i will try my best to murder that shit no matter if insect, animal or human

>>1302527
Mate if something attacks you, you either run, incapacitate or kill it. In this case you can't run so you fucking beat the shit out of the thing or kill it.

>>1302584
>>1302588
the dog was just chilling and he had to fuck with him, and then kick him? Nah man fuck that spic

>>1298104
you people are shit
multiculturalism was a mistake

>>1297018
this isnt karma

>>1297509
so what do you do with all that free time you have? cause its probably far too important to read about somebody's opinion. so what so you do with all your super valuable time?

>>1299076
what an entitled little faggot you are

>>1302598
The reason he is there is because that dog is already a vicious shit, he didn't even fuck with him and it attacked. THE DOG DREW FIRST BLOOD.

>>1298397
please leave

>>1302598
>muh fur babies
You keep trying to spin it like milan was the one who attacked the dog.

>>1298341
>>1300443
#thejukeisreal

>>1299035
I'M DONE WITH IT!

>>1302472
Glad you remember.

If a dog bit me it would die. No question. Who would just let a dog bite them?

>>1300576

Pretty sure the top part of a tank just doesn't explode and disintegrate when thrown at some soldiers.

If a dog bit me it would die. No question. Who would just let a dog bite them? As to that lady screamin in the restaurant. She was right a little bit and so very very VERY wrong. Its unacceptable to scream and yell at someone for making a simple mistake. There is no excuse for throwing a temper tantrum just because someone got your order wrong. GROW UP! This isnt preschool!

>>1297436
That ain't you. I've seen that webm posted in other threads before.

>>1302623
>>1302631
Fuck off Mexicans. Jump back over the border before I unleash my dogs on you

>>1302764
>being a bleeding heart cuck
You need to go back, and take your poorly trained dog with you.

>>1302767
>upset beaner
lol!

>>1302775
>everyone I don't like is a mexican!
ebin debate skills xdd

>>1302711
He was antagonizing the dog like crazy. The dog was territorial about food, so he tried to 'fix' the dog through domination by guarding, removing and generally fucking with it's food.

No surprise, the dog wasn't dominated, it was just super fucking stressed out and went bunta when he pissed it off. The best part is, despite being the supposed "whisperer" that can read dogs, he said the dog was calm and went to touch it on the nose. Then that happened.

Too bad the dog got ripped away from it's family and emotionally lobotomized because of it. That spic cunt deserves to rot.

>>1302782
thanks!

>>1302810
Someone who actually knows animal behavior. Subhuman spics can't be trusted to know anything, I suppose. Bleeding heart lib cucks need to be gassed desu

>>1297436
God I hate that fuckin arrogant shit in this game, hahahahahahahahahaa I better give you a clap because I killed you real easy. Wish they'd take that nonsense along with half the other emotes out

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>>1298341

>>1302810
>>1302822
Yeah let's ignore all the other dogs this man successfully trained just because of this one deranged one.

>>1302764
I'm gonna make sure to kick them, kek. Go be triggered somewhere else

>>1297952
If it was me who got beat up that guy would be dead and I'd be justified. Well officer I was In fear for my life random dude attacked me I want a lawyer. That said graffiti is nigger and gang culture.

>>1300299
remember chewbacca?

>>1299035

i remember when graffiti was carved into stone houses back in the ancient days. now everyone fucking does it.

>>1298107
http://globalnews.ca/news/1868992/kensington-store-owner-beats-graffiti-artist/

>>1299035
> tank turret just explodes into nothingness

What absolute fucking garbage

>come to /wsg/
>get /pol/ instead

can't wait until trump loses

it's going to be the funnest 4 years laughing at you retarded faggots

>>1302474
ANGERY

>>1302837
That is just creepy as fuck.

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This... May not be exactly "instant"...

But there's at least one graffiti vandal out there who must be bro tier.

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>mfw newfags don't know what kiting is

>>1302468
The owner of the business has the right to refuse service. They also have the right to throw someone out, particularly when that person is disturbing other patrons by making a scene or whatever. Those two, however, were employees of the business and not the business owners.

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>>1302852
Wow you sound like quite the badass, I'm impressed

>>1297018
fake as fuck

>>1297023
Holy fuck that's great

>>1297018
she's right though

america is a service economy now

maybe being a shitty waiter is okay in mexico where you still manufacture shit is okay but in america where there are people who can't find jobs because people like them ran away from their own country and refuse to speak the language of the people they're serving

why the f*ck do they have that job instead of someone who can actually get the order right the first time

when their entire purpose in life is to just take an order and they get it wrong because they're chatting to each other in random gook

like

fuck off

>>1297954
america is a service economy now

the customer is always right

>>1303778
That police officer just strait up killed that unarmed black teenager for no reason

>>1303854
Because Americans are too lazy to do those.

Just like when all the crops where going bad before they could be picked because they kicked out the illegals and not a single hard working American citizen would pick crops for more than 1 day.

>>1303865
>But if the illegals weren't here, who would do those jobs??!!??

What a fucking meme. Keep on thinking that you dumb as fuck Liberal.

The only reason nobody in their right mind will do those jobs is because illegals DROVE DOWN THE WAGE BY WORKING FOR LESS. NOW THOSE JOBS ARE VALUED BELOW WHAT THEY SHOULD BE.

TAKE A TRIP TO /POL/ AND LEARN SOMETHING.

>>1303865
they didn't even try to get americans in those jobs because americans have rights

they weren't going bad because there were no people to do it they were going bad because they weren't willing to pay what the leftist governments say is a living wage that they deserve for picking berries

>>1300087
I think anon was talking about the guy who beat him up?

>>1303489
I think I'd personally assault that guy if he did this to my whatever that thing is. I'd wait the night out on the roof.

>>1303854
Americans rarely make good authentic food from other countries.

The US is a rich mixing pot of different cuisines and ingredients, and those wouldn't be possible without immigrants and their initiative to set up businesses. Unluckily for you, these places earn the money necessary to remain open because Americans really enjoy a diverse variety of foodstuffs to eat.

>>1298341
Holy shit i lost it lmao

>>1302844
You can't appease to logic in a dog lover, they are too emotional.

>>1303939
thats wrong though

they just charge more when they do it because it was a skill they had to learn

>>1302852
Watch out guys! This one kills people and gives no fucks.

>>1297952
Don't piss on other people's property and you won't get fucked up.

>>1300331
You can see he had the comeback like 4 secs after, he just waited for people to quiet down

>>1298901
>work in tech support for one of the highest rated companies in the industry
>top rated agent in the busiest dept, handle 50+ calls a day sometimes
>get to the point where I can even make the rude, mean customers happy (with a few exceptions, some people just have retarded expectations for phone support)
>now I'm getting hammered by the company itself because they changed the quality standards to be fucking ridiculous and won't even tell us the new guidelines

The trick I learned to deal with angry customers is to just talk to them calmly like I would anybody else. They back down pretty quickly when they realize that being a yelling, rude asshole won't get them their way.

>>1303874
>>1303875
So you are saying that crop pickers should get paid twice as much and then vegetables end up costing twice as much for us.

Nigga I aint payin $3 for an ear of corn.

>>1302474
I like all the people who are like "omg i hate him now" even though they dont know any of the context. If you watch the actual episode you'd understand. Also would you not kick a dog if it was fucking biting your hand?

>>1302822
People like this are the ones you avoid in real life.

>>1303778
Fuck man, they killed that defenseless black immigrant and made her go blind.

>>1303904
It's a government owned substation. Why not fuck about with it?

There was a guy near me got the council to fill in the pot holes by spray painting dicks around them.

This thread is fucking awful as is this entire board since inception. Go fuck yourselves.

>>1305049
It won't be 3 dollars fuckwit. That's what GMOs are for. Less resources -> more yield -> low price. But because of higher yields, farmers get paid good even if they sell the corn at a lower price. Simple economics.

>>1303778
she must be a soccer player

>>1305652
>simple
>economics

>>1305663
How is it not simple?? This shit was taught in highschool...

>>1302852
I doubt a fatass 4channer would be able to defend themselves but whatever.

>>1303778
the sound version is so much better, anyone have it?

>>1303778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XF9gqWVkHg

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>>1305744
kek I've never seen it with sound before this is great

>>1297035

I get why people would go off on you for the last sentence of your post but agree with your initial qualm, though I'm curious if that is the case all of the time or even in this instance.

>>1305773
the hell? Sounds like he sliced her face open with the way she is screaming

>>1305818
she's screaming so the people who didn't see what happened thing the cops hurt her. Fucking manipulative slime.

>>1303369
calm down reddit

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>>1303369
Nothing better than subhuman Mexicans getting btfo tbhfam

>>1297436

This is America, speak English you fucking spic nigger sand ape. Why is that so hard to understand?

>>1305854
fucking spics man

>>1303904
that guy is helping to give you a steady stream of work, or at least a good justification for your job

>>1302598


You are such a massive fucking pussy holy shit.

>>1302810

So you're one of those pussies who lets their dog bite the fuck out of them everyday, then says "Oh its alright he doesn't mean it".

Fucking kill yourself, holy fuck. That dog bit me id drop kick the faggot.

>>1303874
Holy fucking shit nigger. Are you seriously recommending /Pol/?
Top keku

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>>1303369

Trumps victory will be the sweetest victory in our lifetimes.

You have to go back and BUILD WALL.

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>>1297023
Swag

>>1305773
This is the kind of person who actually dies when shoved slightly.
I hope she gets eaten by some chinese escalator, dies from getting stuck in a sports mat or some other, ridiculous way.

Since this is /pol/ now I have a question. If i'm born here but my parents aren't where do I go in your spectrum?

>>1306213
If you're white you stay. It's really that simple

>>1305773
this is not the real sound.. i mean... IS IT ??

Why are liberals so desperate to tell everyone their feelings? We don't give a shit, stop shitting up the bored with your faux outrage

>>1297035
I 100% agree with you my man. Except I can speak 5 languages and I love it when I know the language that the ingrate is speaking and I can call them out on insulting a customer.

>>1298104
>We

BUILD WALL

>>1302511
>>1305070
Get your meme game on

>>1297021
>the way the cat lands on it's feet after it gets thrown
h-hayai!

>>1305070
Where are these posts you speak of?

>>1306276
no sound?

>>1306285
that's why I use a cattle prod to deal with trash pandas and opossums.

>>1306276
this does it every time for me cant stop laughing, fucking monkies are vicious

>>1305773
The sound got to be fake.

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>>1302837
>>1303488
Sauce.

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>>1302837
>>1303488
>>1306339
Original.

>>1304297
Learning it means learning from people who make culturally authentic food. Cooks who learn from other cultures are tolerant of immigrants and multiculturalism.

>>1306285
kek
>When you back out of a fight after getting your ass kicked but get pissed off walking away.

>>1306043
Cuck detected. Thanks CTR!

>>1306285
Did he survive that vicious second attack?

>>1297030
Nice gif you faggot, you're missing the entire second half

>>1306285
kek better check for rabies

>>1302527
How fucking stupid are you?
Take your retardation back to /v/

>>1302474

Whispered the fuck out of that dog

>>1297021
Anyone else get the sudden urge to challenge the cat? Like if that was me, my cat-like reflex would've insta slap it away as it jumped towards me.

>>1297021
This is just again cats being dicks.

>>1306276
the new tank class in world of warcraft

>>1299008
In what job do people not talk shit about each other all day? I'm from Orange County and have worked in all white staff elementary schools and before that I worked in an all Mexican warehouse and every body just talks shit. There's 1 or 2 that stay out if it in every job but every one does it. It's called gossip and humans evolved along side gossiping at least mexicans will say it in a funny fucked up joke so it helps pass the time.

>>1297494
>which means you're a neet, well off enough to go to school with out working to pay it, or just rich.
you're a fucking idiot. NEET = Not in Employment Education or Training. how is he going to school if he's a NEET? i guess you just can't expect much from a retard who works in a kitchen.

>>1297436
indians are generally top tier minorities, right under east asians, at least in america
the same cannot be said of mexicans

>>1297952
street justice

>>1297018
People are only gonna defend the dumb cunt because she's yelling at latinos.

>>1305657
underated coment

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>>1300263
>that lack of trigger discipline

Glad he's dead

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>>1306276
my sides

>>1297494

Fuckin' rekt.

>>1306222
thinking the same thing, i honestly expect more of my fellow humans

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>>1297018

>>1305657
Neymar Jr school of acting

>>1297035
>losing your shit over green vs red peppers is acceptable
they are literally the same thing just a different color.

>>1305773
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1307623
/k/ would not be pleased

>>1302852
not how that works nigger.
>you commit a crime
>get confronted by the owner
>you shoot the owner
>you go to jail for murder AND vandalism

>>1307623
lost

>>1297018
>Bimbo american blonde with that whiny brat voice

Just fucking kill her

>>1305854
Oh man, this one takes the cake. Spics btfo

>>1297952
I'm so fucking aroused seeing a millennial fuck get what he deserves

>>1297023

Are you all retarded? This is so basic. if this is considered hilarious, then comedy is dead.

>>1307662
>Riddloker
Also, this makes me want to finally buy arkham asylum and city

>>1299035
>before it was cool
>calls other people hipsters

>>1297035
someone speaking another language doesnt mean theyre talking shit about you, if youre really that insecure fucking kill yourself and learn another language like the rest of us, edgy autist

>>1298217
kill yourself, you give us all a bad reputation that we constantly have to work for

>>1303854
>maybe being a shitty waiter is okay in mexico
have you ever had an african american or white waiter, theyre the fucking worst, lazy & complain all the fucking time. Also, please educate yourself and know that not every immigrant is from mexico and mexico isnt the only spanish speaking country.

fuck off

>>1303874
>TAKE A TRIP TO /POL/ AND LEARN SOMETHING.
>implying /pol/ is anywhere near educated

fucking kekd

>>1306285
*hits it*
"Man, it shouldn't come back after I attacked it, that's how coons work, right?"
If you hit a racoon, it's going to fight back.

>>1307759
They're good tbqh

>>1306276
must be fake... monkeys are strong enough to throw a human with a single finger.

>>1305773
holy fuck Europe, that is just pathetic

>>1306276
I love that he could have walked away at 11 secs but doesn't and gets his fucking face ripped off

>>1306285
This is why you own a fucking gun, just shoot the motherfucker there are hundreds of these things out there

>>1307623
What song is that?

>>1307759
city is bae. buy them now

>>1307546
What movie is this from? I know I saw it a few years ago and google isn't finding anything.

>>1307864
Pretty sure it's Cloud Atlas.

>>1306276
Rofl
Dude who threw the shoe at it didn't get attacked
The monkey attacks the innocent guy rofl

>>1307883
Definitely is. Thanks anon.

>>1297392
>don't act like a cunt and nobody's going to talk shit about you

but what if they talked shit and then she acted like a cunt? really makes ya think

>>1306343
wunderbar

>>1305773
Judging by how instant her reaction was, she was trying to goad the officer into hitting/assaulting her in some way and then milk the fuck out of it, and make it look like he seriously injured her, but it backfired when she reacted too soon to him not even touching her.

>>1306344
Cultural Appropriation!

that's the new sjw trigger my friend,
You are only allowed to eat food relative your cultural heritage

>>1306285
>karma
Nah, fuck racoons.

>>1306285
Lost it at the broom head flying away

>>1306276
monkey vs monkey

>>1297018
I would smash.

>>1305773
this is either fake or she has to haveautism

>>1307987
its an attentionwhore.
for every right wing conspiracy nut you have attention seeking whores with victimcomplex on the other side of the spectrum

>>1305854
golden

>>1298758
triggered faggot hang yourself trash

>>1307665
No they're not, I bet you think coke and pepsi taste the same too

>>1298758
>being this upset
AAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>1300532
if people are more comfortable speaking their language when they need to im fine with it, im not an insecure little bitch who thinks everything is about me.
if theyre at work, shopping, eating, working out, i dont give a fuck.
get over yourself

>>1307825
I knew I had this song on my phone, but I couldn't remember the name and it was pissing me off. So I went through all the songs in my phone and found it for you.

Erik Satie - Gymnopédie No.1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU

>>1299008
not true, not "every" mexican, stop generalising and creating stereotypes

>>1308690
>anecdotal evidence fallacy

not an argument

>>1298046
than*
then would be used to denote it came after an event

>>1308690
Every mexican is a fat ass loser who talks shit but is a pathetic weak manlet. You're going back taco boys on November 8th

>>1302485
If you saw the whole episode you would know that dog was fucked in the head.

>>1297023
why even is this considered to be a comeback?

>>1298727
If you're a racist, maybe. People sometimes do that to keep their conversation just between them, or they're just programmed to speak their enculturated language first than their acculturated language(s).

>>1297018
>spot the trump supporter

>>1297992
>What the fuck kind of pizza place makes pies?
That's essentially what a pizza is.

>>1302499
Mexicans speak Spanish retard.

>>1298341
BACKING UP

I'M BACKING UP

BACKING UP

>>1297035
>they talk shit about me amongst each other in spanish as if I don't understand them
Although I disagree with most of your rant, me being a lighter-skinned Mexican, have come across this a lot.
>Enter restaurant
>"Jose ve a ver que quiere el guero." (See what the white guy wants)
>"Ni va saber, se perdio" "jajaja!" (He's not gunna know, he's probably lost) (Hahaha!)
>"Hey, do you need help?"
>"Si quiero dos ordenes de pollo para llevar." (Two orders of chicken to go)
>"Oooh, simon morro ahorita te lo ago." (Oooh, yeah man I'll get it right away.")
>"Gracias." (Thanks.)
>Comes back a couple minutes later. Pay up.
>"Ey wey, estabamos hablando de otro morro que vino ase rato y estaba perdido. No desiamos de ti." (We were talking about another guy earlier, it wasn't about you)
>"Todo bien wey, no te preocupes." (All good man, no worries)
>Start to leave
>Can hear snickering in the back and something to the tune of "Menso" (stupid) a couple of times
Shit like this pisses me off. On one hand, I admit that some Mexicans are absolutely fucking prejudiced, but on the other hand, I could've just handled it better by saying some joke or stupid line to make them laugh like "Pues que paso wey." at the beginning.

>>1297992
that is another name for you dark room dweller loser. fucking go outside and talk to people you fucking idiot.

>>1297952
Don't know why, but I always feel sorry for this guy. Maybe it's because he's pleading so pathetically, I can help but give him a pass. Or that he was beaten to the point of shedding blood that really gets to me. Tracking him down, giving him a punch or two, and chastising about what'll happen if he keeps this up? No objections here. Harming him to that level of injury? Too far.

Anyway, should've just knocked him down and held him there until the police arrived.

>>1307696
no It is not considered "hilarious." No one said it was, but it is a good comeback. Just because you got made of fun of in school and sperged out putting you into a vast array between social anxiety and depression, doesnt mean everybody cannot connect to a fun social enviornment over the internet. I know you wouldnt know what that is like so yeah, Kill yourself.

>>1308813
>Hispanic
>Live in a border state
>try to make an effort to learn spanish to be able to talk to my own people
>find out all they use it for in the US is talking shit and the people who can have a meaningful conversation in spanish can speak english clearly anyway

So much for multiculturalism

>>1305818
Balloon popped in her eyes. Shit hurts like fuck.

>>1307883
Cloud Atlas. And the scene takes place in futuristic Korea, not Thailand.

>>1307546
>>1307864
And, spoiler alert, she's executed for doing that.

>>1306285
someone link the "to be continued" version of this please

>>1297035
You know no one is stopping you from learning Spanish,

>>1297992
Where do you live? How have you never heard a pizza called a pie before?

>>1297952
What happened inbetweeen and after? Did the owner get in trouble?

>>1306343
Jesus, what the hell happened to Germany after WWII?

>>1307546

Cloud Atlas, one of the most incredibly underated and superb movies of all time.

>>1308688
not sure if you're still here, but thank you! I've heard it a million times but couldn't for the life of me remember that damn name.

>>1306276
>fist fighting a monkey while on his knees
>throws a ball of sand at him
every FUCKING time

>>1297934

You're a big guy for meee toooooo

>>1308825
>babbys first projection

>>1297018
Jesus, wouldn't want to be near that pussy, fuck that. Btw she can just simply go somewhere else. I don't understand the logic of some people really. Screaming out in public just makes you look like an idiot.

>>1299035
is this the new mediocre 4?

>>1305854
I´m mexican and i find this hilarious

>>1297023
what did she say?
yes....

>>1306276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZiIkc87K4/iframe>
the monkey one is funny

>>1306276
haven't lost like this in long as time

>>1307623
(((KUNTZMAN)))))

>>1307546
I remember seeing a webm of this movie with a song over it like a music video ages ago, if anyone has this or has any sauce on what i'm talking about i'd appreciate it

>>1307884
Nah, dude that threw it had a read shirt. Cameraman has a black shirt.

>>1303778
>>1305744
fuck, I thought he pepper sprayed her, are you fucking seroius?

>>1306285
>karma

>>1308792
>if your racist
Thats not how you spell white.
Fuck off cuck. I wouldn't go to Japan and start speaking english while serving Japanese people.

>>1305855
This. Nobody moves to china without learning chinese. Its not that fucking complicated. Fucking spics.

>>1308794
Is that supposed to be an insult? Do you know where you are?

>>1302527
To be fair, he trains the people more than he trains the dogs.

>>1308813
>Go out
>get insulted by foreigners
>smile tell them its all right and laugh it off
When did you become such a cuck?

>>1308819
Fuck off faggot. He deserved all of it. Why are millennials such bitches. He was only punched in the face a little bit until he was bleeding and you act like he shot him. He's a faggot, especially when he says the Jamaican guy said it was cool. Deserves death for being such a pussy desu.

>>1302558
dogs do this to me all the time, he'll live

>>1308873
they didn't stand up for themselves

>>1308973
only good part was the rest home bit

>>1305773
or what is he holding in his hand ? pepper spray ?

>>1309440
What a horrid language, holy shit

>>1298107
South american mostly.

>>1306285
At first i was like he is pussing out, then i saw the raccon and told myself that he is going to need a bigger broom.

>>1299076
You care enough to take the time out of your day to acknowledge him and type a response, good for you

i fucking hate any brown person including the filipinos and spics

>>1305773
Maybe the balloon popped in here eye. That can hurt.

>>1305855
USA (not America) doesn't have an official language, so it is not mandatory to talk in english. And yes...it may took 50 years, but you'll speak spanish by then.

>>1309031
tune?

>>1306390
Post rest then!

>>1306307

i catch raccoons in a humane havahart trap. and then i toss it in a trashcan filled with water and drown the fuckers.

but fuck you for killing possums, man. not cool. they don't bother nobody.

>>1311364
MIA - YALA (Bro Safari & Valentino Khan Remix)

>>1297339
>edge
nigga he's being rational. this is normal thought for people outside of your small world of high school.