ASMR

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>>1287021

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https://youtu.be/EK5sGtxTQv8
I ran out of ASMR webms so just have a pixel art instead.

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>tfw your webm is so old whispercrystal saw it and was all like "repost nigga"

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He's very relaxed as you can see

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIUh_XJzmP0

This is a good video.
Also, have a cute animal gif.

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https://youtu.be/rVorAA_vtzg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ztcBCanOg

>>1287121
back to /gif/ i guess

>>1288289
Nah its cool anon-kun.
Its not lewd.

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https://youtu.be/hOCvsbp_VaM
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>>1287021
Stupid question, are ASMR sounds limited to left/right and back sides?

I listen to several of these and I don't feel sounds at the front of my face

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KPSgJRG7y0

>>1289210
Do you have ears at the front of your face?

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>>1289211
I just happen to have a webm of the best bit of that...

>>1289211
>>1289244
her lips are fucking digusting

>>1289501
Oh yeah!? W-well, your waifu is fat! So there!

>>1289210
Unfortunately like 99% of shit uploaded isn't recorded with 5.1 or 7.1, only stereo. The equipment and/or software to fully capture it isn't cheap, and most of the people into creating ASMR content don't rent studio space; they just get a binaural mic and do their best with stereo. Their efforts into anything more than that would mostly be wasted because most people don't own headphones capable of 5.1.

>Only get ASMR from Barbering videos
>All this other stuff creeps me the hell out.

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Got some fresh OC for y'all.

>>1287263
>whispercrystal saw it and accused you of reposting

This give me both a hearty chuckle and a sad. I miss WC.

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Is there a reason why monster or non-human asmr is so uncommon. I've found like 2 that fit that criteria.
It doesn't sound like it would be that hard.
Take a lizards man, drag ssss and you're good.
Big fuzzy thing, use as excuse for hair brushing and grooming.

>>1291371
>loud lip smacking/food squishing noises

REEEEEEEEE

>>1291383
asmr is about noises.

this is the point.

>>1291843
Food in mouth is shit tier asmr.

>>1291371
That lip smacking holy shit thats nasty

>>1291248
You should check out ephemeral rift on youtube, he does stuff like that alot.

>>1287137
Lmaoo didn't know this was ylyl

>>1287021
I started with FairyChar and used to get the
response throughout the entire video.
After a while, I couldn't handle the cringe anymore
and moved onto different works. As of now, my
preference is jap-shit where I can't really understand
what's going on.

FastASMR does a really good 'layered sksk' video
with visual triggers. The visual gets to me every time.
Highly recommended for those who can't feel anything
with audio anymore.

Tfw asmr doesn't work on me.

Closest I got was the bane one.

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>>1293519
You know I think it can work for everyone, they just have a very specific sound that does it.
For me I really like mouth stuff, but painting stuff or barber hair stuff really doesn't do it for me.
Just experiment, there's a lot out there.

>Inb4 the ASMR haters come into this thread and start spamming how this is a fucking fetish and we should kill ourselves for being in some cult for freaks

Unsheate thine penises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl8vDi83CWk

I like listening to girls whisper at me
I just wish there were more beard massage role plays
I know that Equilibrium does two of those but who else?
Everything thing else beard related is shaving

New favorite channel.

>CapitalASMR

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyOafAXVgl4
>Tsundere Chuuni Magical girl

all these white girls always eating with their damn mouths open my.

disgusting

i only get tingles from my right ear. am i the only one

>>1294203
>my.
your what, good man of supreme eating etiquette?

>>1288286
If i crinkle this bag would you relax?
It would be extremely tingly

>>1293716
I hate her so much

>>1293519
asmr only works for me when it's someone doing something in silence, like asmr of people studying in the library, writing and turning pages and whatnot. really hate forced soft voice and those tsk tsk sounds.

I guess this might be a nice place to ask
Do you guys remember when sound was first introduced?
There was some time between /gif/ getting sound and /wsg/ getting soud right?
One of the threads back then, I think at the OP, had some chick testing her new binaural mic, whispering and stuff, which I've only recently come to understand was for asmr purposes
Does anyone know what webm I'm talking about?

Wish there were any archives that would go that far back for /gif/, really

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Anyone here watch Rappeler?

Did this girl seriously rub a pink vibrator on her face for 3 mins in her last vid like we wouldn't know what it really is?

>>1287021
I've never gotten tingles from ASMR videos

The best they've managed is make my eardrums feel like someone is scraping them with a nail

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>>1295167
There's probably loads like that. Be more specific, describe her / the webm

>>1287021
asmr vids are retarded and everyone who makes them are douchenozzledingleberries

>>1291377
Jesus Christ, all I wanna do now is punch her in the mouth

>>1296596
It went something like
>hey guys I got a new mic
>(shifts to right ear) so I can talk to you like this
>(shifts to left ear) and this

I don't remember much else. All I do remember is /when/ it was posted, else I'd be trying to find it myself

>>1291372
looks like she caught a beating about a week ago

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>1297549
>hey guys I got a new mic
>(shifts to right ear) so I can talk to you like this
>(shifts to left ear) and this

That's basically every ASMR girl who started before 2014 when binaural mics became the standard. Can you describe the girl?

Asmr is shit

>>1287137
Almost pissed myself, wasn't expecting that lol

>>1291371
makes my butt tingle

>>1294214
no
I'm the same way but in the left ear
well not exclusively left ear but overwhelmingly favoring the left

>>1300672
subtle

>>1300624
to bad she hasn't produced anything new in a while because she keeps almost dying.

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>>1287021
so you like kissing ASMR do yah?

>>1300622
>>1300621
>>1290887
will she ever return

>>1291371
somebody put up cakefarts pls

>>1300934
Short answer: No

Long answer: Nope

>>1288289
I feel you

>>1288487
Try to understand his post a second time.

>>1294214
You feel it in your ear? I feel it in my brain or back part of my scalp

>>1291248

Lots of people doing ASMR shit.

Few people experimenting or taking advantage of video craziness.

You don't have to do anything clever for ASMR so lots of folks don't evolve very far with their video content. Not that they can't, they just don't.

>>1302406
>from
l2r

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ZOgqeuZ0w

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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;_;

>>1303585
>I suppose the important thing is you can hear some of the sounds of the snow falling
Meanwhile PC fan WHIRRRRRRRRRRRR

Very few of these do anything for me. I think you probably need to be a natural qt to pull it off. The ones with people eating are just disgusting.
>>1296596
This one is cute.

>>1287021
>ctrl+f Autism
>0 of 0

Fucking autism

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>>1304543
So you looked up autism and didn't find anything?
Anon, maybe you should think before you speak next time.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=53&v=oBcJefKpgMc

Very relaxing

>>1300934
>>1302315
https://twitter.com/HeathFeathASMR/status/739037710669783040

>>1300891
Having a kid screws up your body if you're weak to begin with.

>>1300624
>>1300625
Listen to these two at the same time

>>1305226
well she almost died giving birth and then she almost died from having her tonsils out

>>1287227
>promo asmr
Fucking korean ASMR da best

>>1305240
I almost died eating a bag of bad almonds 2 years ago but you don't see me making videos apologizing for it.

>>1305243
did you suffer from massive blood loss?

>>1305246
https://www.drugs.com/cg/cyanide-poisoning.html

Fun fact: There are different kinds of almonds.

>>1305249
well don't eat em' raw dumb dumb

>>1300619
amazing

>>1305253
Raw sweet almonds are fine. Bitter almonds are not fine no matter how you prepare them.

>>1305255
you sure? I thought they were like cashews where if you don't boil them you die

>>1305260
They put raw almonds in cereal and sell it.

Do you need to boil your cereal before you eat it?

>>1305261
you don't?

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>>1305262
Not when I'm in a hurry.

>>1305263
WE ARE ENEMIES NOW!

on topic, wtf happened to lilly, she used to be really hot and was on track to be bigger than Maria then she went all retarded

>>1305267
Broke up with her fiancee. She seems to be getting back into it.

>>1287137
This guy is a f*ckin' genius. Lol.

>>1289210
I get the idea that asmr has to do with your ears taking over the 'sensing' of what's near your body, probably because your eardrums are better at detecting things close to them than the skin and hair detecting the breath...(or maybe it's the other way around, since asmr happens we rely on it to detect these types of sounds near you) but either way, this wouldn't apply to the front of your face: your eyes and nose and lips are all very sensitive and would do better at detecting things there. But some of these visual asmr gifs might provide some similar feeling for your front?
>>1287227
did it for me after a little while.

>>1305268
huh, well maybe she'll change her fashion sense back to something presentable

>>1305269
voices like that are always women

>>1305233
>Checked.

Thanks for that.

>>1305272
>>1305269 < Me.

The more you know, I guess.

>>1287021
I'm just getting hard but I can't get off to this, complete bullshit.

>>1287121

I wonder how this would feel in VR holy shit

I dont have any problem with people making this autist topics, but why do you have to put a sophisticated name for it ala reddit?

can you just become softly/whispering/moaning general or something?

>>1305482
oy cunt dats da name o that genre

>>1300672
deep

>>1305267
>wtf happened to lilly

BPD

Her brain is deep-fried so she keeps doing random shit that just pisses people off

>>1305268
>Broke up with her fiancee
*Cheated on her fiancee with a guy

FTFY

>started getting really stressed out a while back
>stumbled upon ASMR
>helped a bit
>some problems I had been having just got diagnosed as being caused by high anxiety/stress
fug. Is there such a thing as ultra-relaxing ASMR out there?

>>1305642
you can try frisson or nsfwasmr, sometimes the japanese licking ones have been reported to help with PTSD

>>1305654
>frisson
>search in youtube
>one of the first results is a playlist of "songs that cause frisson" or some shit
>tfw I can feel it chipping away at the emotional wall I've been throwing shit behind since I was 11 or so
oh god no, I don't want to open that shit pile right at the start of the quarter.

>search nsfwasmr
>tfw I've already seen bits and pieces of most of the first page
>tfw Japanese annoys me since I hear chink speak all day throughout the college campus hallways

Whispered positive affirmation videos seem to work the best for me, but it seems a lot are geared towards depression and/or comforting being fired or some shit. Is it too much to ask for some shit that focuses on helping those who self-doubt too instead of just those who are about to sudoku due to poor self image.

>>1305683
oh you want girlfriend roleplay asmr, almost all of those are telling you how proud they are of you.

like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIoP-TDTn4M

be careful not to waifu them

>>1305698
>tfw I've already watched that one
It's not necessarily that I want someone to say they're proud of me and my accomplishments, but rather that I'm doing the right thing. I really should stop posting late at night since I'm having a hard time wording this shit, but I haven't found anything meeting my oddly specific desire yet.

Don't worry, I am very aware of my own actions and have never come close to waifu-ing anything.
>tfw it's going to take a day or two before I feel the effects of the anti-anxiety shit they put me on so I can hopefully stop having to pretend to be a normal functioning human bean around others.

>>1305233
You're a genius!

>>1305704
Here's my personal favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2WUDbT-YoQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mIR78TEZ_k

Neat
https://youtu.be/P8ZOgqeuZ0w

>>1305704
bro no one is normal, normies are just good at hiding their mental handicaps.

anyway check these out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XXt03MiXR4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJir_G7vLFA

>>1305811

>She's moved on with her life while you stagnated ;_;

>>1300900
Who is this? i looked up the title but cant find the exact vid.

>>1306160
Maple, she uploads a new video every single day

>>1294195
Fuck man, this content is really good. I wish more people did stuff like this than the generic shit.

>>1287227
>tfw no Korean gf

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>>1306286
>subscribe to maple a few weeks ago
>literal email spam for the past week or so

Any ASMR that are actually good?
Not those shitty voice ASMR ones but the ones that have scratching and stroking sounds.

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>>1307194
dimitri does this but he's been slacking lately with barely any releases for a while.

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>>1307198

>>1307198
Went to see his videos just as I typed above out, but Google seemed to have touched Youtube again with their competent coders.

>try restarting your device
And suddenly it all makes sense why that site doesn't work as intended.

>>1307193
she's sending you spam or her updates are getting dumped into spam?

also your filename should read "Hylian tries ASMR"

people aren't going to get that filmmaker means she does porn

>>1307204
[spoiler]but you got it didnt you[/spoiler]

Finally found one that have nice volume and actually feels like it's in your ear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP0XcOnMJ_s

>>1307207
well I already knew

>>1304684
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Just skimmed through the thread, don't think I saw any of her videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DJIt2MEgV4

I don't understand a single word but her videos are top notch quality wise and I really enjoy lots of them

when the fuck is porn going to start using audio in your ears like this.

Not even the damn VR porn creators have touched audio.

>>1309589
I think I once found a porn JOI video that did the whole quiet binaural ASMR whispering thing. It was a while ago, but I think it was on pornhub. Shit was great.

There's also plenty of erotic asmr audio for "hands free orgasm" that are alright, although I get the feeling that's not what you're referring to.

>>1294195
Love this.

Hatomugi ASMR
You're wellcome.

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>>1311281
I just found that channel a little while ago
this fucking seltzer in ice one was like rediscovering asmr again!

>>1300900

I've never heard of ASMR before today...but I'm kind of digging it.

>>1297549
I think you might be talking about this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuEDMwMagsk

>>1307047

Don't take me there again...please. That series made me feel...more intensely than I ever have before.

>>1312066
>tfw last video was 1 year ago
Is VeniVidiVulpes kill?

>>1304425
What the fuck is wrong with her face? It's like the skintone of her face is different from the rest of her body.

>>1312118
It's called being Asian you cock mongler

>>1312106
She got the /b/ treatment back when ASMR was new

Never recovered, dislikes the internet now

>>1312170
This is why we can't have nice things

>>1312118
caked in make-up

>>1312738
Screamer

>>1312738
screamer, dont watch.

>>1312738
original without the hardy bullshit at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLh-A3pu3-Y

>>1291383
Fucking this, I can't handle it.

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>>1293716
>stop the bleeding right away
>18 fucking minutes in
>not checking being able to check the tree yourself
Jesus fucking christ man.

>>1312935
This is great.
I really dislike voiced asmr

>>1313099
>>1312935
Best non-verbal video comin through
>With piano
https://youtu.be/1127OIw9LRw
>Without
https://youtu.be/NmlMyfiq_Z0
>I don't have the webms

>>1291933
to your shit tier ears

>>1296685
THIS

Every single one of these webms makes me rage. Making these should be a crime punishable by death. I have to turn on music and blast it loud to attempt to wash the awful, disgusting sounds I hear here out of my ears.

I am an adventurous person. I will always give something new or something I don't understand a strong try. But listening to any one of these webms for more than an excruciating 10 seconds had me so angry everything I saw had turned red. I desired to physically assault the creators, and I desired to physically assault any disgusting piece of filth that ever desired to listen to this.

Furthermore, all my readings on ASMR make me believe it is nothing but a complete fabrication. From the wiki, ASMR is described as
>Listening to a softly spoken or whispering voice
Induces rage
>Listening to quiet, repetitive sounds resulting from someone engaging in a mundane task such as turning the pages of a book
Induces rage
>Watching somebody attentively execute a mundane task such as preparing food
Typically induces rage
>Receiving altruistic tender personal attention
I like that, but it doesn't invoke any special kind of response

Seeing that 4 of 5 of these things are actually some of the most aggravating things I know, I believe all this ASMR is just some kind of sick joke.

>>1313836
You're a fucking spaz. You should be put to death before you hurt anyone that actually contributes to society you useless fuck. Go get your anger issues checked out, it's not normal. Why the fuck are you even on this thread if it makes you that fucking retarded.

this is my favourite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y8ZSqz_624

>>1312128
Fuck you shit dick, I'm Asian but I don't look like a ghost from the neck and up.

>>1312478
That's most probably it.

https://youtu.be/hFfZWMLEcFc
>tfw that rough English and the accent/lisp
I guess I just really find foreigners speaking English with a heavy accent relaxing.

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>>1291372
shes so weird
i honestly cant tell if shes just quirky or a drugged out whore

i dont have any sounds asmr webms but i do have some visual ones

>>1313836
Ironically the best one got deleted
>>1312935
>>1312932
>>1312764

>>1300934
shes working on her giant video of like 1000 triggers or something according to her last vid

>>1296945
wonder how she'd look with a nice fat black eye

>>1304684
he actually has a decent quality webcam, but he makes the audio shit on purpose.

>>1300628
Makoto Shinkai's art is amazing. The sky is always nuts.

>>1300876
The phallic imagery is pretty obvious, but I guess subtly is relative.

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https://youtu.be/a4jDAEIoGDI
Squishy ear stuff makes me feel funny

>>1313836
How's that paranoid schizophrenia working out for you? Too many dissociative rage episodes?

>>1294195
Top 5 Video Games
L4D2
Oblivion
Fallout New Vegas
TF2
>Artificial Academy 2

Reddit or one of us?

>>1315454
subtlety*

>>1317115
wew this is nice. I like how it actually feels like its right in the ear rather than a foot away like almost every other asmr person does

>>1313836
Certain things trigger ASMR for different people. A strong trigger for me is scissors/spray bottle. So whenever I get my hair cut I get intense ASMR. Some people don't experience it at all so maybe you are one of those people.

>>1300619
I'm not sure what I was expecting

>>1296225

I love that it's always possible to find a new fetish. Such as now.

>>1313836

As much as I think the term is overused, you might be genuinely autistic. I could come up with reasons why all of your complaints are bullshit, but I'm tired as hell so I'll just write up the first thing that pops into my head.

>>Listening to quiet, repetitive sounds resulting from someone engaging in a mundane task such as turning the pages of a book
>Rage inducing

If you don't like page turning, that's fine, but dismissing everything under this category as irritating seems stupid to me. That would cover everything from chewing gum, which I find do find annoying, to soft breathing of a sleeping girl, which is something that males are hardwired to enjoy. Rain, crickets, cats purring, wind, any natural sounds can be ASMR.

Tl;dr, the people who make these make them for the people who enjoy them. It's not their fault you hate being able to hear things so much that it drives you into a homicidal frenzy. You fuckin' psychopath.

>>1287121
I sometimes try to fall asleep to these, but they just make me horny.

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It's almost the season for it.

>>1321423
feelsgoodman

>>1287021
uhh guys, I got a ASMR boner right now.

>>1321423
This got me good. Source?

>>1313836
Jesus christ what a fucking sperg you are.

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Guys, i'm looking for something like this, those "no no no!" are so good. Don't get fooled by the thumbnail, is not roleplay or some other furry shit.

>>1313278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe9WMDTrjh0

and the rest of this guy's videos

>>1313836
I think you might be fucked up, you should look into it.

>>1321596
Not op but here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVMGRwh3CJs

>>1321754
Is there a full video of this? Its great,

>>1321423
Does anyone know of more hyperactive blowing in your ears type of asmr?
That shit triggers asmr for me like there's no tomorrow

>>1322710
Thanks dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZNRlGqlf4o

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

>>1324186
nice eyebrows

>>1324186
That's actually pretty good [spoiler]at least from what I can tell from the one's I listen to regularly.[/spoiler]

>>1324585
She's still wouldFug/10.

>>1324186
She's not bad at impersonations.

>>1307047
yt link???

>>1313836
Son, your autism levels very very high

>>1303046
Pretty disgusting.
Would've been better if she joined ISIS.

I need that raind sound webm! ploox someone?

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This girls pretty new

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26IoHq9VAGI

Nothing? No one saved that Rain sound webm?

rain sound webm? no one?

>>1328283
>>1328390
>>1328424
off yourself

>>1328439
im trying but i need that

>>1291383
holy crap this i wanted to murder her

>>1313836
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia

>>1321423
It feels like they are actually blowing in my ear
crazy

>>1327267

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQWvThtb3x8

Enjoy

>>1294494
Why is he dressed like a girl?

Does anyone else do beard massage roleplay outside of Equilibrium?
Anything else beard related is shaving and trimming

>>1321423
>>1322710
does this channel only do ear clearing

>>1329847
>Equilibrium
god damnit why won't she stop being so retarded. She's one of the actually good asmr girls. Gets right up in those ears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFgMFUb_GiA
Here's something that could help you fellas! :)

>>1328356
sweet thanks

>>1313278
Jesus Christ,
that 2nd video is better than porn...

>>1291372
the bruises, scratches and scratching herself make it look like she's on meth. the boob jiggle made me horny. I'm so conflicted on this one

>>1287137
I lost my shit to this
>my name is
>[left ear] "bobby"
>[right ear] "hill"

>>1296596
Ywn be able to go back and watch most of the videos these small clips came from.

Just fucking kill me now

I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD:

Listen to all the webm's at the same time. See how long you can last.

>>1305482
Because it is a real response, not solely triggered by voices and what not.

>>1323053

https://youtu.be/OlRjmbMU840

>>1333683
[spoiler]Reddit[/spoiler] usually knows where they're backed up, give them a try if you have a particular video you're after

PPOMO is best

>>1307193
She is Terrible at ASMR. She is a dumb cunt.

>>1334765
What?

>>1334787
nah ur a fag

>>1334765
>the fuck is this shit?
>skip ahead halfway through
>nigga really?
>skip to the last quarter
>it's literally 5 minutes of some animu repeating akarin in an annoying voice

>asmr is being taken over by weeaboo shit
shocking

>>1335603
asmr started with japs, nerd.

>>1296225
Koreans actually use "personal massage" tools for personal massage though

>>1287021
>watched video where Ilse talks about her husband being an emotionally abusive cunt

>follow up video where she says she's staying with him and calls subscribers cunts for telling her to leave him and being concerned that the cuts and bruises she had were a sign of domestic violence

Never subbed to her, but even so that's a fucking weird turn of events

>>1296225
It actually is a face massager that shit's really popular in Korea they're always concerned about their faces looking 'bloated'

>>1335702
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>1334852
No she is fucking terrible. She just plays random sounds. Sounds fucking terrible. No flow or anything. She also bangs the mic a lot. She is just a dumb whore without any brains. She is just banking of dumb faggots like you to donate to her. She should stick to getting fucked up the pooper, shes good at that.

>>1335849
Yeah because their faces do look bloated with small eyes and mouths, but normal sizes heads.

>>1304684
Can't breath.
What a genius.

>>1335930
>flow

some people need hard contrasting things like this to get a response anymore, like me.

your pretty much saying
>stop liking what I don't like
faggot.

>>1336076
>like me.

Like other retards. You have shit taste.

>>1336089
>goes into hobby for retards
>calls people retards
you don't fucking say?

back to some normie thread with you

>>1336099
>Hobby

It's not a hobby. It's a pathetic thing to listen to and it's on the more shitty side of this whole thing.

>back to some normie thread with you

You are listening to the most normie ASMR poster and she is terrible.

>>1287021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyvrst4NvzI
FAP

>>1287021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjvWAdGF0S0

>>1336105
>>1335930
she's literally a pornstar what the fuck do you expect?

>>1336276
Exactly. That's what I am saying. She is terrible.

>>1294494
That smile at the end...
>InstantlyFellInLove.gif

>>1328424
rainymood.com

>>1291371
I want to punch this stupid bitch in the face.

>>1336279
Despite her banging the mic on occasion and her ADD it still works for me. You have to be able to appreciate the chaos and lack of guile.

>>1336904
https://youtu.be/xCnzsyxLUtQ
>see link related
>Drums, that's a bit odd for ASMR
>fuck it I usually like the soft singing videos so lets go
>tfw it's that shitty weird drum thing the whole time and any singing is completely overtaken by the drum
I like some of her other shit, but damn was that disappointing.

Her livestream chat is always good for a laugh though.
>leaves to go pee and leaves the stream up
>chat blows up about wanting her to pee on them

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posting my rare Alexa again

>>1335930
Yeah, she seems dumb. Yeah, she has the attention span of basically "oh, look! A butterfly!"

But she does some really nice ear eating sounds. Plus she's cute.

>>1287321
saw that shit from a mile away

>>1294494
I came here to sleep, not love

>>1335828
shit, didn't even know she was that popular

>>1313282
what's good about hearing people smacking their food? it's fucking disgusting

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Only good asmr

>>1317115
>wanting to listen to someone chew
ASMR is great but this is RANCID

>>1291372
Every time she drops a video I watch it just to see her progression as an edgy snowflake. She went through this whole Harley Quinn phase, which was interesting, and I'm not sure she's even completely out of it yet. I'm not sure how she gets the bruises, but there are usually cuts on her arms which have to be self-inflicted.

>>1305778
She's the only friend/girlfriend roleplayer I like.
Everyone else just showers the viewer with "Oh you're so good looking, you're so nice".
Like I get that it's suppose to be a supporting thing, but I just want cute small talk

I hope you're not listening to girly ASMR, you fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPyNEbLnZh0

>>1313836
Assuming your post isn’t well-crafted b8:

I get you. I really do. Some of the things I see and hear in ASMR videos make me livid (though it’s generally the content, such as extolling an evil philosophy).

But to call it an elaborate joke? Come on man. Just because you don’t like something doesn’t mean that we’re all in on some joke.

Think of it like a massage, or spicy food.
Some people could not be less comfortable with the vulnerability and intimacy of a massage. Others will pay for the experience.
Some of us have an incredibly low tolerance for spicy food. It is so unpleasant that it is painful. But I know a guy who will consume Ghost Pepper sauce with a smile. He’s as far from a masochist as anyone I know, so I believe that he finds something genuinely enjoyable in the taste.

ASMR is a VERY distinct sensation. If you’re watching a video to “find out if you have it”, then you don’t.
We’ve experienced it our whole lives, and you just can’t perceive it. You’re like a colorblind person accusing us of making up this “difference between red and green”

>>1341838
Girl voices are soothing to me
If want to hear men talk I'll go to work
"Suck my cock" this
"Shut the fuck up" that

>>1341814
Lisa's a cute.

>>1307967
I've been listening to ASMR videos for about 2-3 years now, and lost the ability to get triggered - for the most part - about halfway through. They still relax me and all, but the triggers are rare.

This one right here hit me pretty hard just now.
Fuck

>>1304684
i fucking love this guy he's such a terrible person so other people don't have to be

>>1328962
>its an hour long

>>1341814
how old is she?

>>1341814
Listens once
>"Today I'm gonna show you what's in my pants, okay"
Wait... WHAT?!
Listens again to be sure.
>"Today I'm gonna show you what's in my pencil case"
Ah... better.

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>>1304684
That evil mother fucker, such a cunt. what a devil.
[spoiler]12 fucking dollars[/spoiler]

>>1287121
I don't find the sound of someone slurping on udon noodles that appealing

>>1341838
guys' voices a shit, though I like deeper women's voices
so soothing brehs

>>1289223
Listen to this you retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXm6SuUigI&fmt=18

>>1290091
the memory of WC lives on in her many many videos left behind

>>1305155
>from june

>>1299948
BOUT A WEEK AGOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1287263
>tfw I couldn't stop thinking about how this could be the intro to the comfiest porn ever

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This shit. Maybe it's a little NSFW, but good god does it trigger. And not in the sexy way either.

>>1345905
>I can get into this
>those fucking claws
>holy fuck
>inverted dick.png

>>1318208
Actual Type I Schizophrenic here:
I find ASMR very satisfying. You'll have to try another disorder.

>>1328442
youtube

>>1336279
objectivly she makes good quality sound with a good mic, and her sounds often work for me.

why are you so angry btw?

>>1313836
...

get help, seriously.

>>1345786
>she died before she could delete her channel

Silver lining I gues

>>1343330

You and I have different definitions of "better".

>>1327456
this just makes me hungry

>>1300655
see
>>1300672

>>1307193
0:27

shes much better at other things than asmr.
im talking about deepthroating

>>1346509
her porn is boring and generic as fuck. can't stand it.

>>1294259
kek

>>1346522
agreed, its just the same shit over and over desu

>>1302315
>Tl;dr on long answer: nah

>>1302646
what do you do with all that spare time you have?

>>1294494
This lady reminds me a lot of my brother for some reason. Mainly it's a personality thing. Like she has a very distinct way that she acts and it comes through here. I've always found it very off-putting. She and my brother both act like 15 year old boys.

Incidentally, my brother is a fucking cunt

>>1347309
oh hey, I hate my brother too!

>>1341814
What video is this from?

>>1348316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYlRi0CU0aE
This one.

>>1287121
>>1287263
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>>1290091
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>>1291366
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>>1291372
>>1291377
>>1296225
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>>1300672
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>>1304425
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>>1307193
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>>1328356
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>>1334765
>>1335828
>>1338768
>>1341814
>>1345905

all this creepy, girlfriend-simulator bullshit

listening to someone breathing or smacking their lips next to your ear

you should all take a step back and consider what the fuck you're doing with your life

>>1297549
This video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiOrWrjVITE

>>1349771
wew

>>1345905
Is this on YouTube?? Any names

>>1349771
Well arn't you just the most precious little thing

>>1349771
>implying anyone here has a life
disgusting

>>1349771
Dude, you're just naming random videos, not even things relevant to what you listed.

>>1349771
>a girl doing asmr is a girlfriend simulator
B-BIGOT

>>1349771
do you realize where you are

>>1349771

Holy shit you are so lost

Contributing one I thought was neat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI9nwVex0lk