Cat thread.
>>1283963
wow. that cat was pissed.
>>1283963
honestly that's when you kick the fuck out of that cat. I love cats but I fucking hate when they act like this
>>1284052
oh lawd reekrus
>>1283983
poor kitty is absolutely terrified
>>1283976
Song name?
>>1285602
i can't handle these feels
>>1285572
title reminds me of this
>>1285652
Fucking perfect. Any more/sauce?
>>1285527
Really? Because if some asshole started rubbing my head with an oven mitt when I didn't want to be touched, I'd wanna rip his nutsack open too.
>>1285527
You're wrong. You can't just make an absolute statement like "every ill tempered cat was raised wrong" because that's not true. I knew a lot of animals, cats included, that were just mean fuckers sometimes. Cats have emotions and those emotions can vary due to multiple factors. It isn't 100% due to anything.
>>1285652
>They leave tasty snacks just out of reach.
>They taunt me mercilessly.
Lost.
>>1285350
for no fucking reason, cats are strange
>>1285709
https://www.youtube.com/user/HenriLeChatNoir/videos
>>1285341
I don't know why but like...
I feel good now.
I've been so stressed with life but this kitten and song make me feel comfortable.
>>1285602
FUCKING
WATERY EYES
>>1285602
Goodnight, sweet prince ;_;7
>>1285797
What is it with cat and being scared of cucumbers?
>>1285413
Skooma
>>1283968
Source on the song?
>>1286802
Sail-Awolnation
>>1285602
Oh man i wanna play shadow of the colossus again now
>>1286690
Snake instinct
>>1283983
hahahaha cats are such bitches
>>1283982
whats wrong with this khajit
>>1285345
>
song?
>>1286754
Skooma? i cant find it Q_Q
This is not a request thread. Do the fucking legwork your damn selves. Fuck!
>>1286984
Kajiit had wares, but traveler didn't have the coin
>>1286984
Ran out of skooma.
>>1285339
Open ten tabs of this.
>>1286690
Copperheads smell like cucumbers.
My cat apparently has no survival instinct- she just turned and tried to get the damn thing to pet her when I tried this.
>>1285598
shadow of the colossus?
>>1283963
That cat is probably injured in some way. Probably a tooth or something. It's rare for cats to act like that unless they're in pain.
>>1285655
>tfw you realize you're a cat
>>1287197
sounds like them little plants outa harry potter haha
>>1287005
I love this webm, but you should've cut out the part in the middle. This is a blue board after all.
>>1287005
I've always wonderd if he ended up taking that kitten home with him.
>>1285658
that's a fake cat
>>1290111
Wow, you cracked the case Sherlock.
>>1283961
>>1283976
>when the skooma hits
>>1283976
Khajiit is high af
>>1287005
I wish I could focus on my job as well as this guy.
>>1290182
>Great game out there, Jerry.
>>1285655
video makes me wonder if the baby or the cat is more self aware....
>>1290227
Haha
>>1290297
How did he not notice the TV falling in time to react.
>>1286994
Miles Davis - Blue in Green
I don't much care for Markiplier, but this is alright.
>>1290178
What's going on here, I lost
>>1290313
Holy shit I lost
>>1290305
Eyes closed
>>1283963
>jumps out the window to continue attacking the guy
My fucking sides.
>>1290313
aww my favorite part gets cut off
"Meow Bitch"
>>1290540
Well I'm sorry. I use a website for converting to webm and it doesn't allow precise editing.
>>1290614
Wow, what?
>>1290313
wtf bro lol
>>1285339
>2cat.webm
>>1284275
>Wants to not be touched
>Kitty at your foot and you keep touching it..
>You get scratched through your jeans
>Fuck you kitty you're gonna spend the night
>Fuck you kitty you're gonna spend the night
>Fuck you kitty you're gonna spend the night OUTSIDE
>>1284049
What kind of kitty is this? I want an adorable pile o' poo like this.
>>1290954
hairy baby
>>1291042
Cool. How much do these hairy baby's go for?
>>1290339
They probably just came out of anesthesia, or are on a really strong pain med. It was hard to keep mine from doing this after her surgery.
>>1290313
He did a dog one too.
>>1290356
Does anybody have the one that fades out at the end? I know that I've seen it before, but I keep forgetting to save it.
>>1290920
I have it, I have the cuddly wuddly syndrome
>>1285700
you gotta see the full version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_-cewCy8Q
>>1291912
god damn it, wrong link - here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwmeH6Rnj2E
>>1290339
Dandy walker, youtube it.
>>1290920
lmao 2cat
2CAT!!!!!1
>>1285602
poor thing died not long after that. too much trauma for a wee kitten.
>>1292239
BULSHIT! THEY SAVED THE KITTY AND HE LIVES WITH FIERE FIGHTER TOGETHER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1283982
dafuq are cats even doing this for?
>>1285658
good shoop
>>1290949
nice presidents reference
>>1287254
Sworbearer of the cosmos
>>1292311
it's in distress and this is pretty much one of the forms of cat growling.
>>1283961
outta my way catfags
>>1290614
That looks so french and upon googling the band are, in fact, french.
>>1285772
Holy shit this goes perfectly with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB_FOOeWY3U
>>1292547
>doge is confused as to why the cat and turtle are allowed to exist
Heh, captcha has a bunch of CAT diggers - I think its a sign.
>>1283982
>nononononononononono
>>1292546
>Broken tree
>Broken glass
>Cat gets electrocuted and runs away
>No electricity in winter
Mission success, tovarish.
>>1290614
As along time Caravan palace fan, I approve
>>1290614
This is fucking awesome
>>1290339
nerve gas
>>1285782
You have to remember that cats are desert animals.
Flash flooding means death.
>>1283963
That cat isn't playing any fucking games.
>>1293199
>domestic housecats
>descendants of bobcats
>desert animals
>>1287792
Because its backwards
>>1292513
Whoever invented that hates animals.
>>1290313
faggot
>>1285598
SotC oh gawd the memories
>>1292546
Brilliant all around
>>1293526
I think in the long version it gets up and walks away
>>1293532
I really doubt it, that thud and the way it bounced off the table seemed pretty fatal. It sucks because had the damn cat been left alone it would have jump back up over the rail, instead the dipshits just kind of shoved him off the edge. People are dumb.
>>1293538
(I was just doing that thing where you lie to someone about how a webm ended to make them feel better)
>>1293539
I know, and I appricate it anon, I really do, but it's okay, I understand and it's sad, but it ain't my cat! And for that I am thankful
>>1285341
oh god I am tearing up
what have you done to me
>>1286984
im not sure but the mouth licking makes me think it has a loose tooth
>>1290954
Looks like a Persian.
>>1294239
"Suki" means "Bitches" in russian
>>gj your cat is called bitches
>>1294431
It fits
>>1290614
favorite part of this is the snake people
>>1294431
I named one of my guinea pigs suka because she is a bitch.
>>1283961
>>1295599
I swear he's saying "taco"
>>1285725
Well then, get ready to be kicked in the guts and thrown at the wall. Cats should behave. Human must act as a leader for it.
>>1285655
That cat just got 7 Vietman flashbacks.
>>1290297
That cat did that on purpose. If that had been me, I would have put that kitty in the freezer. Sorry kitty! No more light for you, ever again!
>>1290313
This is fucking awful and I encourage you not to post it anymore.
>>1290297
That guitar's just adding insult to injury.
>>1292546
Only in Russia.
>>1290614
what with the two cats that survived?
>>1290614
I don't know exactly what my expectations were, but that defied them all.
>>1293257
They're actually descendants of desert cats found in egypt and the middle east
>>1295599
fucking brazilians
>>1283983
would kill those bitches! absolutely disgusting "people"
>>1283961
and this is exactly why they are so loveable!
>>1296439
watch out everyone, there's a cat video patrician here
>>1283983
That's aquaphobia
>>1283963
What did he expect? The cat was clearly pissed and he just continued.
>>1292326
Technically, his front paws were the first part of him to touch the ground, so did he not land on his feet?
>>1283983
you faggots ever think that maybe the cat had fleas or maybe got into something it shouldn't have?
>>1300275
It doesn't matter, that's not how you bathe a cat and not even CLOSE to how you treat a cat for fleas
>>1292239
proof?
>>1285602
this makes me not want to kill myself for a bit :')
>>1293029
is this a clever edit or did this really happen in this show?
>>1292761
I'm laffin over here
>>1290313
This is the least funny thing I have ever seen
Congrats, honestly. Its quite the achievement
>>1283983
almost fucking pissed myself when i understood the filename
>>1286690
probably snake instinct, and the fact that is wasn't there before. Just like you're surprised when something appears behind your back.
>>1285341
I fucking love this webm. My heart.
>>1296600
haha what the fuck
>>1283983
I'm not sure if I should laugh at the file name or be sad for the cat.
>>1285658
fake but cool
>>1285725
this is so great.
>>1296600
sounds like an old lady that used to do drugs.
>>1300346
it really happened, pretty sure the "hacking" scene was just satire tho
>>1292547
That turtle is an asshole.
>>1292546
There goes like 7 lives right there. Insulating fur probably saved it.
>>1292546
>>1285655
i'm a cat?
>>1287792
gravity
>>1294239
my cat does this
>>1285598
oh god, this is how i end!
>>1292239
i read that as too much tuna
>>1292547
IMGONNAHEADBUTTYAIMGONNAHEADBUTTYA
>>1301185
Crime and indiscriminate violence.
>>1301885
>"wow this is really beautiful"
>tattoos
>mfw
>>1296600
never feed your mogwai after midnight
>>1295858
Good thing cats don't "leaders." They're solitary animals. They're biologically programmed to not obey a leader. So...don't have a cat, because you clearly don't know how to deal with them.
>>1285598
This is why cats are better than dogs.
i am the cat who wants me!
>>1290339
http://vetbook.org/wiki/cat/index.php?title=Dandy-Walker_syndrome
>>1286802
Have you been living under a rock for the last half decade?
>>1290313
>Facebook worthy
>Single mom post tier
>>1290313
Why are there so many normies on wsg
>>1301909
youll masturbate to traps all day but tattoos turn you off?
>>1298059
You're a fucking retard
>>1301185
Alcoholism. Insanity. Disregard for human life.
>>1290954
Those are unhealthy as fuck. Can't even eat properly.
>>1292326
As I understand it it's rather common they break their jaws when landing. I even believe there is a term for that, but don't remember it. "Cat falling..." something I think
>>1286690
there was an article i read earlier saying that cats eating are letting down their guard and consider themselves in a safe space so when an unfamiliar object suddenly appears in that space they freak out
>>1290614
the fact that the poledancer still performs even tho after all the shit that's happening around her turns my fucking dick to diamonds
>>1302303
kek
>>1302303
haha
>>1301885
The blueprint for a crazy cat lady.
>>1301141
gravity cat is not amused
>>1302303
Pinky is not pondering what you're pondering.
>>1285652
Worst french I have ever heard!
>>1302303
>that last scream
my sides
>>1292326
Now lets try a fall at this angle with all other animals (includind hummans) and see how much they are able to decelerate their head before it hits the ground.
>>1287005
we used to watch this show when i had a jap tv stream
was on NHK BS channel. Every week just an hour long show about cats in various countries.
lolicat???????
>>1283963
more cat violence?
>>1296600
Thats obviously not a cat.
>>1283963
Maybe, I don't know? stop fucking trying to pet it?
>>1285527
I call bullshit on this. We had lots of cats born on our ranch, and one in particular was mean from the start. Damn thing was mean to people and other cats it's whole life and it was raised the same as all the others. When it got hit by a train we didn't even bury the little shit. 15 years of that goddamn cat...fuck you snoopy, I hope it's hot in hell.
>>1298059
go back to youtube and complain about hunting videos you dolt
>>1300311
Suffered from lung damage.
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillypets/Viral-video-of-firefighter-saving-a-kitten-has-a-sad-ending.html
Still, GoPro shouldn't have pulled this from their reels, it was still a very heart felt and powerful video.
>>1290243
My bet is on the cat.
>>1293257
They're actually descendants of African wildcats.
They're so close to each other African wildcats and domestic housecats often interbreed when their habitats intersect.
>>1301909
Build that time machine faggot
>>1290224
It's a kitten, it wouldn't be difficult to ignore something so small, light and mellow. If it was a puppy though, that'd be a challenge.
>>1298059
your dumb
>>1304064
One of my favorites
>>1285339
Those are Tonkinese too, one of the most vocal breeds of cat.
>>1296600
is this cat a smoker?
>>1301185
killing civilians
>>1283983
I had give my cat a bath once because she couldn't clean poop off her asshole. I tried my best to calm her down and followed guides, but man, she fucking shredded my dishwashing gloves I had on when I tried to clean her. Slippery little thing too, I didn't have a shower door like that, so she would constantly run around in the bathroom looking to escape when she escaped my grip.
>>1302587
this is a good post. I like this fucking post
>>1283982
Dude my cat has been sitting here ignoring the fuck outta me this whole thread but I started playing this and now he's absolutely fixated on my speakers. I think he's really trying to understand. I'm impressed
>>1301885
This is now a you love you lose thread.
>>1299791
This. People are very fucking stupid when it comes to animals. You see what kind of human someone is when you see how he/she acts with animals and inferiors
>>1285598
I love this
>>1301909
I know that feel
Here is OC of my new kitten
>>1306102
Does it do anything besides be a cat?
>>1306102
Your other cat seems so chill with the kitten already. When we got our kitten the other cat did not approve whatsoever for a long time.
>>1306627
My roomies and I had that problem with one of our cats, we found a kitten in the road outside and brought it in, the older cat Wayne was totally chill and didn't mind him at all, Harley on the other hand through such a fit, she'd hide behind the fridge or couch and just growl and make a fuss. Cats are silly.
>>1285725
Sure you would, champ.
>>1290614
So who started it, and why did Snake go for the Zebra?
>>1302128
naw cats are assholes that do cute shit dogs are bros for life
There's something a little off about this cat.
>>1287208
>Copperheads smell like cucumbers
I don't have much of a sense of smell but I always thought copperheads smelled a little funkier than a vegetable
>>1306844
My cat kinda does this. I'll pet her then she'll randomly latch on to my arm and bite a bit then lick the spot she bit then go back to lying down. She's not as crazy as this cat though.
>>1283963
why don't people just euthanize cats that are like this
a dog bites someone and its killed, a cat does this and it's cute
>>1307130
I didn't think it was cute at all.
>>1304064
Screamer.
>>1291918
anyone know where I can find footage of space like the one in this video, only without the cat?
>>1285730
this, my cousin got a cat as a birthday gift, at first she was happy about it but as the cat grew up it became so fucking mean and choosy when it came to food that its simply unbelievable - hissing, meowing, scratching at everyone coming nearby. Cat had a good home with her but turned out a sick fuck. Somehow the cat only allowed one person to pet it and it was my cousins brother and it wasnt even his cat. some cats are just fucked in the head
>>1285602
8 lives left
>>1302230
And feline life.
>>1290614
That's why you don't go to furry conventions
>>1290297
faker than shit. Tv isnt plugged in and its way too set up.
>>1305477
my dumb what?
>>1290297
Fake, the cat doesn't even react to the noise or anything.
>>1285658
how the fuck did they make it look this good?
>>1307522
it´s not uncommon for white cats to be deaf. a buddy of mine hat a white kitty that would attack the vacuum cleaner when you used it while all the other cats fled the room
>>1296600
Sounds like your bike needs a little 2 stroke oil dude.
>>1285341
I was having flu but I feel better now
sleep tight little feline
>>1307536
lots and lots of time
>>1306844
It's secretly a dog.
>>1301130
>Yes!
>YES!!
>YE. . .I have made a terrible mistake.
>>1305013
Better
>>1309293
10/10
>>1301185
espionage
>>1285341
Me and my wife pillow desu
>>1292513
I'm fucking dying
>>1290305
>How did he not notice the TV falling in time to react.
fat
>>1301130
>not like this
>>1306102
Your tuxedo cat looks almost exactly like the one we had that went missing.
>>1283966
I'm crying.
>>1298059
go back to tumblr trigglypuff
>>1300313
same :, ^ ) keep kickin my dude
>>1301185
Corruption, for one. And their propaganda, last I read, is some of the best in the world.
>>1284275
>Annoy the fuck out of an animal
>It attacks you
>GEE THE ANIMAL WAS BAD I SHOULD ABUSE IT MORE
>>1301109
cat's don't have furry paws
>>1307212
You're gettin' it's rocks off. That spot pleases the cat, sexually.
>>1286984
>>1294223
>>1292311
God, you people are retarded.
That's one of the things cats will do when they're truly scared. It's trying to stand it's ground, but it's making that noise as sort of its last-option warning. It's utterly terrified and you fuckers think it's some weird little quirk. Fuck you.
>>1283963
>Trained by the soviets to kill but not how to stop
>2018 in cinemas near you
>>1306102
>vertical video
You motherfucker.
>>1314076
Is this the new /wsg/ cancer or what?
>>1313896
>france
>cat
>door
You also forgot to put the cook, the customers, and the name of the place
>>1290413
Hug that fucker for actually caring
>>1314106
>wow god how are you not le cat expert like me!
>God like, how do you guys not know fucking cat mannerisms
It is because no one gives a fuck you mongoloid, it is a retarded fucking cat and no one gives a shit faggot nigger
>others retarded for not staring at cats all the time
You sound like a 300lb single female lel
>>1283968
sort of sounds like "cold as ice"
>>1314325
Is that a dead cat or just a stuffed animal? Either way, looks hilarious.
>>129660
metal fan in past life
>>1301909
>not finding tatted up girls hot
I couldn't live with such plebeian tastes. I don't know how you do it.
>>1283982
This cat is either trying to work up a hair ball, or is very scared and letting you know about it.
don't mis-interpret this as something quirky, it's a last resort thing some of they do, because they're not sure what else to do. it's clearly non-violent, otherwise it would be claws out crazy.
best to give it some space, it'll come around.
>>1285725
i'm crying
>>1314731
>finding ink under the skin hot
>>1314731
One or two tasteful tats is alright, I enjoy a sexy tramp stamp myself, but sleeves and the majority of the body covered in tats is a huge red flag along with hair dyed an unnatural color (red, blue, green, ect), and if she claims Harley X Joker is relationship goals material. Generally these are attention seekers who become joyless cunt the moment they turn 37 and should only be met for a one night stand.
>>1285345
>I should buy a boat.webm
>>1305490
funniest webm on here by far
>>1290421
i wish i had a cat so bad
landlord wont let me have one
>>1316083
mine neither, she says no animal allowed, still she has two cats on her own, who never leave her apartment.
i say get one, just do it.
BUT MAKE SURE!: its an indoor-cat who likes being inside. or else it will turn out a nightmare and possibly animal-cruelty.
A cat was the best that ever happened to my family
>>1314420
It is actually the quadcopter owner's former cat. He taxidermied it into that shape and attached propellors, etc
>>1314177
>autist
>aspie
>sperg lord
>>1317440
THANK YOU SAFETY CAT
>>1305520
I can second that, I've got a tonk named Bubba
>>1302204
Yep.
>>1314325
I never said I was an expert, I'm just not retarded like you assholes. It's an animal trying to warn away danger, the whole fucking point is that everything should be able to understand it. Don't get mad at me for point out how out of touch with reality you are.
You also need to work on your profiling: I'm male and of normal weight. Faggot.
>>1302603
fucking kek
>>1314325
>>1313958
Oh god, I've been jerking my male cat off for years.
OH GOD