Dodger thread #155

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So do we know why Dodger quit her Polaris gig? Why did it seem so rushed and awkward?

I find it surprising that she hasn't even been a special guest on Friendzone since. I mean what the fuck happened? Did the producer rape her?

it happened, i finally unsubbed. I don't even remember the last time i watched a full video from jesse.

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>>1277578

>>1277580
I really don't understand the solo let's play scene as a whole. I like watching some Yogscast vids for example, because mates talking shit and having a laugh is quite entertaining. I'll watch a livestreamer like Trump for about half an hour, because I'm interested in the game he's good at. I don't see what people get from watching a low-skilled sporadically semi-""funny"" guy play through a game on his own.

>http://www.strawpoll.me/11141308

I'm curious

>>1277580
Same here. I just come to the threads to mock him.

>>1277580
sup copypasta jesse edition

LUL

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Do we know if there is anything exciting on the horizon for Dodger? Another 24hr stream? Cool collaborations?

>>1277541
>that turnout
I bet she was a shit dancer.

>>1277603
To disrupt these misogynistic threads, I will continue posting about Jesse (whom you live vicariously through to feel you're personally involved with Dodger) until you regard Dodger only in a positive light and without sexual perversions.

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Is this you OP?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg

Sorry I'm late Stalker Anon.

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>>1277580
You won't miss it. I'm actually at the point where I get actively annoyed if one of his stupid thumbnails appears in my sidebar.

Last Sherlock Holmes video: 2 months ago

2 weeks ago:
>omg I finally got the Sherlock files working again LOL thank goodness
>I'm editing up the last of the Sherlock footage that I had recorded from before and I think the dumbest stuff is funny you guys

still no videos

>>1277912
>actually watching this bitch's content

What happened to the "comedy sketch" or whatever that she kept talking about a while ago?

>>1277578
What was the reaction like on here when this vlog came out where she did the lick thing with her foot?

This is an insanely sexy .gif to me, I can scarcely believe it exists. That little foot is fucking hypnotic.

>>1277954
Didn't you hear? She's learning bass guitar now.

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I'm just gonna leave this here.

>>1278020
that shoot irked me.

>Lol I'm so quirky I'm going to do a playboy shoot in the ugliest clothes i can find and just show a little leg and tummy

Like at that point why bother? I don't mind voyeurism or modesty, but why try to do both?

>>1278074
Cellulite ass most likely, and look up her poolside pictures to see the quality of her tits. I'm surprised anyone but foot fetishists have stuck around here.

>>1277912
>still no videos
But now that she is no longer working at Polaris, she should have more free time since she doesn't need to go to con's. Oups, scratch that, it seem RevelMode and TB still need her there. I'm sure the Sherlock fans will
understand, just look at the Dandelion crowd still waiting after nearly 1 year. Always fun reading some of the latest youtube comments:
>11 months starting to lose hope
>What happened to this series? Is it still going?? Is it cancelled??? Dooger, what's going on
>Entry log 3779: It's been 11 months. 3 runs of Hustle Cat and 1 current run of Backstage Pass later...still waiting for the continuation of Dandelion...
>nearly a full year I guess the rumors of this series starting back up were just that...rumors
>in a stream cry said that the series is on hold because of dodger and sam's engagement stuff are in the way and shes too busy at the moment.

>>1277679
Please continue. Anyone posting here just keep this thread more alive and pertinent. All WK are welcome you dumbtard. Anyone else thinking of deep fisting that skank Dodger, with both feet at the same time?

>>1278250
>the series is on hold because of dodger and sam's engagement stuff are in the way

That's fucking hilarious, especially if he actually did say that.

>>1277685

how many times do we have to tell you? it's justin huntley. that guy's fucked in the head like no one else before.

>>1278020

:20 is good

>>1278093

links?

>>1278497

>jason
ftfy

More anime thursday night
>RE: @happileeerin: @ThePlutooo on the couch with @dexbonus watchin' gay vampire boys like yo dawg wut up
>Just got home from hanging with @HappiLeeErin and watching Servamp. I'm gonna miss her when she moves
Then gets all baby crazy Friday morning, and another late stream (dunno if they ever are on time)
>Stream today will start around 2 PM Pacific time. Got a chance to babysit this morning and I gotta get my Kaylee time in while I can
kid is better off without her
>Sidenote: two of the panels I'll be on are live streamed from PAX I believe so I'll add those to the stream schedule for this weekend
i guess "I'll" means Ama, because it's already saturday and the schedule hasn't been updated. she must have forgot.
>Finally watching Voltron while I babysit and man this is a great show
her idea of interacting with a kid is watching tv
>Also I've been informed that I'm Lance in David and Erin's friend recasting and I will gladly accept the role of this silly manchild
dunno what this means, don't care, except yes, she is a manchild
>just watched a baby put a book perfectly on a table and then throw it across the room, crawl over, grab it and repeat about 10 times
dodger is impressed, she can't even clean up after herself once, especially not 10 times. baby is smarter than dodger already.
>It's like watching her learn chaos and order at the same time but unable to choose
or dodger is stupid and the kid is just having fun playing kid-fetch liek kids do
>Just finished but I haven't eaten yet today so we'll push the stream another hour to be safe thanks guys sorry everything's all twisty
stream gonna be even later cuz planning is hard for retards
>Oh shoot! Backstage Pass never went live today! Setting it live now!
took all day to notice a video didn't go live, such a pro

>>1278020
yeah, she looked sexy there

>>1277968
There probably wasn't a huge reaction because most guys don't care about feet.

>>1278020
>>1278074
The point is that when she bathes and has a professional do her makeup, she actually looks hot.

>>1278383
>his face when a legal provision gets passed, or twitch gets bought out next week, and immediately stops enabling people to scam audiences out of money anymore.

>>1278383
Patreon is fine by me. Just have that up and that's it.

The real reason I shit on TB though is because he's a subhuman, he's disgusting and I want him to die painfully,

When's the next Polaris Civil War video coming?

>>1279396
they canceled that when jesse cried on twitter for attention about being replaced

>>1277541
G+ is fucking around again link to pics changed
https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipN8iYIS7_S0RFCkBlWdbJiq4bQQoUgBhbmgtdsYgQqzsDenDjClIuY8YBwuVnSNUw?key=RXV5X0Q4dWZwaDJqWWxPTFRUVGtLVmFyRFRHNUpn

>>1279624
thank you

>>1279624

Jason Huntley

>>1278696
>when she bathes and has a professional do her makeup, she actually looks hot.
so like every other person ever

>>1278700
>twitch gets bought out
Amazon own twitch now.

>>1278515
>Sidenote: two of the panels I'll be on are live streamed from PAX I believe so I'll add those to the stream schedule for this weekend

She didn't add a single thing to her schedule

>>1279947
You should tell her that.

>oh look someone made a video about Corfaisus fetish, too bad he wasnt featured in the video, maybe next time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4auMNnDziHQ

one of his "deviants" appeared during a scroll in the most recent video (Quick Vore Short Story). close but no cigar

http://corfaisus.deviantart.com/gallery/

@Dexbonus:
>Thanks guys! Sorry I was a salty monster today! See some of you in Seattle tomorrow!
so she was infantile, not news
>On my way to you Seattle! Gonna squeeze a lot of people mark my words
so they continue to give her money, whores gotta put out to get paid
>When you keep feeling like you forgot something and you definitely forgot something LOL
Dodger forgot something?!?! That NEVER happens....
>ITS NOTHING THAT I ABSOLUTELY NEED THANK GOODNESS haha
yeah, she can pick up another big black vibrator in seattle
>A couple just sat down wearing head to toe Adidas gear. Even their bags.
>I tried to take a picture and they looked right at me never mind ABORT
>The girl just put on a Star Wars sweater. The curse is broken.
Dodger making fun of how people are dressed, that's rich.I:m sure she looks great in the jeans with the legs that are 2 feet two long and bunch up, the dirty tshirt, and then the ratty scarf thrown over her neck or the cat-ridden hoodie thrown over it...
>Thanks for going on this journey with me I'm sure reading these tweets was a thrill
she could have not tweeted at all
>I suddenly started wondering if anyone has ever played me in an RP game and if you have, I hope you made me THE WORST
We'll they would have to if they wanted it to be accurate.
>I almost joined a Very Serious Harry Potter RP thing when I was younger but he number of rules in those things freaked me out
yeah dodger hates rules and regulations, and schedules, and being expected to show up, and keeping commitments of any sort really. too many naps too take.
>You are getting all my word vomit this morning I'm so sorry
as sorry as when she apologizes for there being a lack of videos on her channel every few weeks

If someone is at pax and sees her there they should try getting some ass pics/vids. Its been too long since we've had a new one

>>1280441

Because following her around with a camera pointed squarely at her butt wouldn't be weird at all, right anon? It's a wonder she still does public appearances with people like you alive.

>>1280662
Don't be such a downer, you just have to do it discreetly.

>>1280071

Jason Huntley

Did anyone know that Jesse had a twin brother?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cren_yvUsAAYcgf.jpg

Someone recently asked how involved Dodger was in RevelMode. Most likely not a lot. She can't even make it to the group photo, and nobody bother about it.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrhPNJ5UMAAsJTn.jpg

Of course, she lied an excuse for it
> @dexbonus: I'm behind everyone I swear

but unless she was rimming Markiplier, her story doesn't fit at all.

>>1280798
Geoff is like half his weight and size

>>1280804
You are so right autismo! It's not like she's on the revelmode panel today...
oh wait

>>1280813
Beside going to 1 panel and retweeting a few tweets, what else was else did she do? Right, nothing, not even going to the photo group prior to the panel. oups.

>>1280817
You are right again! A group photo is a lot more important than a panel, good point. /s

>>1280819
would be better if jesse could keep his fucking fat mouth shut for 20 seconds

>>1280819
i dont get whats funny about this

Is there an amber alert equivalent in France? hell-nico hasn't shitposted in the Overwatch subreddit in 3 days! I'm starting to get worried.

>>1280819
>WHAT
>MOM'S GONNA FREAK

lol why

but seriously who the fuck was laughing at this? it's not like she was trying to be funny and failing, that was flatline just words coming out of her mouth.

>>1280833
shes saying dirty things

>>1280822
He's an attention whore, he can't stand the idea of not being in the center of it.

>>1280821
Of course I'm right you fucktard.

>you hail a taxi over after working the night shift, you just want to go home
>you see there's people in the car already
>fuck it you just get in anyway
>you get in, close the door and turn your head to see this

>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrhozE2UkAAFcsz.jpg:large

>some horrigying woman-child grinning at you from the front
>some boz-eyed """artistic""" girl who looks like someone took a sledgehammer right between her eyes
But worst of all
>you're sitting right next to that gay ugly faggot who moves his hand over and starts shoving his soft finger in your left ear

What now?

>>1280798
dat cancer face

So Dodger is standing up and sitting down in the PAX stream so let's get some good webm's while we can okay?

>>1280883
leave the taxi

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>>1277587
It's quite simple actually and it is give a perfect explanation for the following result in behavior and reactions.

They are friendship simulators

,or more specifically social interaction simulations, as dodger would most likely be more of a fictional partner than a "bro" for people in this thread. I can not bear to judge negatively or positively as I understand and live in a similar state. I simply state what I've seen. It does explains a lot of the group think and it would be rather interesting seeing more competent people doing some proper research as it would benefit all involved, although keep in mind it is doubtlessly a symptom rather than the sickness itself.

Industrialism some would say, yes and no I would say, yes and no.

>>1281025
really made me think...

>>1281025
makes you wonder really makes you think

>>1281042
maybe this can give you more to think about
http://cyber.eserver.org/unabom.txt

>>1281047
:^) don't mention it

>>1280804
Why does she even bother pretending. She didn't even bother showing up in time for the photo, probably still sleeping.

>>1281025
jesse provides a "friend experience" in which he is worse than the viewer in every way, but is friendly and "fun" at the same time. He is non-threatening and doesn't invoke jealousy in boys, so they view him as the perfect friend. It's almost like everyone takes pity on him, liking him because he's nothing special, because viewers hate people who are actually good at something.

>>1280822
Attention can make you very bold and very foolish.
Longtime exposure is always unhealthy, unless treated properly.

>>1281058
Yes, now you are the right track. And each simulation caters to a specific group of people and their needs. You have identified Jess quite nicely, good one.

I believe one problem is the entertainers are too friendly with the audience, but why would they care for anyone's well being?

>>1281064
>why would they care for anyone's well being?
Because they are not sociopaths?

>>1281058
>when your line is copypasta'd
feels good

>>1281056
Anyone have a clue what Dodger is supposed to be doing in RevelMode? She fucking had no clue what was going on the panel.

>>1281277
It was no different than her on the co-op podcast.

>>1281277
>Anyone have a clue what Dodger is supposed to be doing in RevelMode?
RevelMode is a YT network.
>She fucking had no clue what was going on the panel.
Of course she did, all they did on that panel was play charades.

>>1280819
fucking hell jesse is annoying

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What a fail intro for Dodger panel mode. Not only picking the must outdated and irrelevant clip, but even they know that she is mostly about sleeping.

>>1281361
Are you retarded? They obviously took old clips on purpose for lulz, like the one for CinamonToastKen is where he celebrates 5000 subscribers...

>>1281060

air out that fedora, it's smelling awfully greasy in here

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>>1281366
So quick to defend your waifu. Good job retard.

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>>1281311
That's him on every co-op podcast, when he remembers to show up.

>>1279679
>so like every other person ever
No? Put makeup on most people and they still look ugly, unless you have low standards.

>>1281510
>>1281371

>>1281544
most people are fedoras then

>>1281510
you can make total uggos look good with makeup, ever see pornstars before and after makeup? many are gross without it.

>>1278383
Why the hell did you speed it up like that?

So why do you guys talk about Jesse so much in a dodger thread if you dislike him?

That's the beauty of youtube, you can just unsubscribe.

>>1281814
Don't bother. That's just one autistic WK thinking he his defending his waifu by pissing on Jesse. The poor retard doesn't get that shitting on Jesse is the same as doing it to Dodger. So we let him continue his fantasy vendetta, it's entertaining.

>>1281850
ah my mistake, thanks for the clarification.

>>1281814
He's not popular enough to have his own thread so he and TB come up often in these due to proximity to Dodger.

Great COFFEH

Wait? What year is it again? :P

>>1281074
Sure, but what I imply is that the entertainers do not care. It would healthy to not give the false social interaction as it clearly gives a overall negative outcome. It doesn't matter how good it makes you feel, and it never will.

>>1281075
if you circles is your tools, then prepare to become very comfortable

>>1281371
Even if I was a white racist misogynistic autistic male, it would not change whether or not I was correct. Sorry for poking on your procrastination, cattle.

>>1282035
He and TB are both more popular then Dodger.

>>1282302
Then link their threads so the anons who post about them can go there.

>>1282315
Wait, you think not having a thread where weebs masturbate to there feet means they aren't as popular?

>>1282316
Wait, you think these threads are about weebs masturbating to feet?

i want dodger to femdom me

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>>1282325

>>1282812
she reminds me of hillary clinton

>obaahahahaha

>>1280798
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrjPxwTUkAAmIni.jpg:large

>>1282861

Jesus Look At Dat Furry Oh My JEEBUZBOT

also Jesse #2 has some crazy hard nipples

>>1282861

why is Jesse always pointing at people in these pictures? is he gonna eat them? is that how he remains fatter than all holy hell?

>>1282860
they do look about the same age.

>>1282861
You know I like Jesse and everything (so don't confuse me with the Jesse-hater shitposting samefag), but can he close his mouth in at least one picture?

>>1283016
He thinks it makes him look thinner in pictures.

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>>1283011
Dodger Magoo again forgot her grandma glasses, because seeing is so overrated when driving a car in LA. With the flurry of WK eager to donate money, her career can only end doing a head-on with a dump truck (hopefully with Sam in passenger seat playing pokemon GO).

>>1282861
Does he have fans that are not obese?

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>>1283067
Here is a clip of her going to the office in the morning. I wonder how many accident she had since stopping doing coffeeh.

>>1282750
she'd get tired after 5 minutes and need to take a nap

>>1283273

Oh Magoo, you done it again.

>>1283342

that's all the time virgin anon needs to bust a nut all over waifu doog. just being in the same room would cause virgin anon to get a throbbing donger

>>1283067
should have changed it to
>evilwelshman has been pegged for more than a year

her camwhore sub alerts are even ending up in the webms now too

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ-zLvtA9-J/
>it's nice to have clean hair

so not only has it been so long since she has had clean hair that it feels foreign to her, having clean hair is such a noteworthy achievement for her that she feels she needs to share it on instagram/twitter.

it will be a very exciting day when she learns how to wipe

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As usual, she has been working so hard on the podcast. I guess, this type of clip could result in someone taking action, and hire her in circus.

>>1283467
cute pic

>>1283498
>cute pic
Of course, it's the only in month where she is actually clean. Next wash is probably for the Thanksgiving visit to the old folks.

>>1283515
only *time* in

>>1283492
nah, she's auditioning for the job she already has
camwhore

who needs to be intelligent, interesting, thoughtful, creative, or articulate, when you can just hueueueue for attention?

Wonder if she's starting to put on weight again. She's wearing a lot of baggy clothes.

@jessecox
>There were so many indie games I wanted to check out, and missed, if you have the ability SEND THEM TO ME! I will definitely play them!

if you pay him enough that is

> @dexbonus: they sold my seat to two people and I was livid. Airports are the worst
Always late as usual and still blame others for it. Wake up girl, stop blaming the world, you are the problem.

>>1283915
And as always, using twitter to cry about it to get more pity donations.

>>1283467
Boy does she look like a basic bitch now. Gent Dodger was top tier Dodger. It was all downhill from there.

>>1279947
well she did, late Sunday night, after one of the 2 events she was going to put on there was over

i request a tldr of this thread

>>1284032
There's a girl on YouTube/Twitch who half-asses her channels and because she still manages to make a living, guys on the internet hate her.

>>1284047
I keep thinking she is gonna win a Darwin award sooner or later

>>1283642

We can only hope. Then we can have a Playboy shoot take two. The fat admirers will eat it up. *slurping noises*

>>1284238
>Playboy shoot take two
I imagine Dodger's set was the most popular in the series, since it was posted on here and reddit a lot. So they would probably do another one. Has she said anything about doing it again? Don't see why she wouldn't.

>>1281720
most of them are total uggos with it though

do you think dodger has ever had a PiV orgasm? or an orgasm at all?

do you think she likes big dicks but is willing to settle for an average or small dick if the guy makes up for it in looks(sam)/money/personality?

>>1284238
>>1284852
I don't remember where but I'm pretty sure she said she did it as a one time thing and most likely won't do anything similar again.

>>1284032
Some Dodger-hater shitposting samefag expresses his autism because she didn't upload the free video that he wanted or something. So we let him continue his fantasy vendetta, it's entertaining.

>>1285002
>So we let him continue
Because you have the power to stop anyone from posting? And just to be clear, is the 'we' the some faghead group that keep donating to Dodger?

>>1285084
>>So we
Talking like a true Dodger follower, were we stand for one person. Funny thing about this thread is it's see so much more activity then her reddit + forum combine, that you have to wonder how many fans really care about her, compare to the one that despise her and come here. Go fuck yourself Dodger.

>>1285084
No, I mean that I see him very rarely get called out on the autistic shit he says because people find it funny and want it to continue.

>>1284997

As if Dodger's never gone back on her word before. Besides, she could use some extra money to strut around in her skimmies and eat pizza like the gross little piggy she is.

All she needs is some extra weight and she doesn't even have to work. She'll just have thousands of chubby chasers throwing hundreds of dollars at her to post a 3 minute video of her jiggly her pasty stomach.

any cancer updates from TB?

>>1285190
Yeah, shouldn't he be dead right about now? Can't even trust people to die these days.

>>1284991
Dunno, but I happen to have a slightly larger then normal cock and I'm willing to get to work between those soft plump thighs.

If she's never had an orgasm from dick then I'll tap that pillow soft donk till she screams, her toes curl, her cats run in terror and her neighbors call the police because they think a murder or exorcism is taking place.

>>1285172
That's funny with all the sponsored tweets he does and "forgets" to use #ad

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>>1285273

>>1285277

Now imagine that but this
>>1285186

Instant boner, just add Dodger

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>>1285289

so fat you can fuck her belly button like

>>1285277
hot

>>1285297
fuck off to DA corfaisus

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This probably gets said a lot(I only visit these threads occasionally), but I'm almost completely sure that Dodger is depressed and has been for some time. I'm no expert of course, but she really reminds me of myself a few years ago.

I just feel like it's a shame. I wish shit didn't go bad with Ro and Husky or whatever happened back then. It feels like there's been no closure to some extent.

>>1285313
Shes not depressed she is possibly the happiest person alive. Ignorance is bliss.

And she is ignorant about everything.

>>1285448
How naive are you for believing her on stream personality is real? Dodger is a persona she created, you don't really know Brooke. I wouldn't say she is depressed, but surely not as happy as she let it surface.

>>1285277
Yeah, shake it for Daddy.

>>1285306
>>1285310

same person

you like it, don't lie

>>1277685
>quickly did my makeup
What happened to the Dodger that hardly ever wore any

Hey dudes, did anyone download the Dodger burp highlights? The user made them private with no way to contact him on YouTube. I'd be eternally grateful if anyone had them. Thanks

>>1285313
nice projecting there m8