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>>1264494
lol

>>1264494
Was meinte er damit?

>>1264574
>>1264577
Mehr Assi-TV bitte

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Ist in Bearbeitung.

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>>1264669

you guys should just put up huge tvs on the refugee trail to Germany and screen your regular tv, they'd all go home

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>>1264820
what the in the fuck
is that real?

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>>1264826
doubt it

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>>1264782
Rakede

falls es wen interessiert

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>>1266178
neisz

t. Merkel-Jugend

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>>1266206
Jetzt hab ich Lust auf ein U-Boot.

>>1266197
kek is this real?

>>1266214
dieser Klingelton, ach du scheisse

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So Leute, genug für heute. Macht's gut.

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Ob ich Miriam posten darf?

>>1264586
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>>1264614
oha. das hab ich lange nicht mehr gesehen.

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>>1266760
ein anderes für meine miriam Ordner
danke
:)

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>>1267709
<3

>>1266760
Sauce? Looks like a comfy film desu

>>1264798
Sei einfach du selbst

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>>1264631
oh snap, that clip has a 2004 timestamp on my hdd. quite nostalgic!

>>1269682
>>1266760
entschuldigung, fur menschen das nicht spreche Englisch

was ist das film?

>>1264820
It's a fake. It was made to get attention for the swiss handball league.

>>1269935
I think it's called "Der Verdingbub", but I'm doubt there's an english version since it's a rather small Swiss film

>>1269956
Is there a difference between Swiss German and regular German?

Either way my German is terrible desu, only been learning for a couple of months using duolingo

>>1269957
yes, Swiss German is basically just a dialect of standard German, but it's very unique and many Germans can't understand Swiss German

>>1269961
Danke

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>>1264492
Hmmm?

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>>1270053
hmmmmmer?
Ist er ein Nazi ?

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>>1271397
l-lewd

>>1271425
she's done scenes with nudity. is it safe to post that?

>>1271427
I'm not sure how I feel about this desu

>>1264828
What?!

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I'll just eat a short ban if somebody minds this. It's pretty harmless tbqh.

>>1264730
doesnt get much more german than this

>>1266235
>oy vey gewalt
is this real? holy shit

>>1271445
too lewd

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>>1271664
let's tone it back down then

>>1266197
Falsche Hand

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mehr Miriam, bitte

>>1271627
Woher ist das?
Sieht interessant aus

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>>1271718
Irgendeine Doku von der ARD einer von denen is n Boxer, Sohn von nem GI

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oki

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>>1271726
süß

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ich habe keine ahnung was sie hier gesagt hat

(oder ob es überhaupt verständlich ist)

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>>1271731
Ganz allein in meinem bescheidenen Verließ

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>she will never scream at me
feels BAD man

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jetzt das letzte

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>>1271740
danke brudi

>>1264828
würde geistig behinderte Kinder mit ihr zeugen.

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>>1271913
ja Sieg Heil

>>1264494
>Alle Ausländer, ??? Wir farhen nach Auschwitz! All ???, All Ausländer, wir farhen nach Auschwitz!

I can't quite make out what he's saying in those parts.

>>1273724
>alle einsteigen
all aboard for Auschwitz

>>1273725
Danke schön Kamerad

>>1264538
A "classic" i can never get enough of.
Black Humor is best humor, say whatever you want.

>>1274493
>Der Schwarze
>Karamelfam

fucking hell

>>1271913
>Weronika
Jesses

>>1274525
polnische Schreibweise
Ihr Nachname ist ja auch offensichtlich polnisch

>>1264494
Armseliger Versager.

>>1266254
Yes but its the wrong arm and he meant to wave

>>1266760
Ich verstehe kein Wort

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>>1264492

Yesterday on state founded propaganda TV there was story about the rise of ebil nazis in Germany before the Meck-Pomm state election.

Of course it was the usual bullshit and hypocrisy about how AfD is like the NPD ("""Neo-Nazi-Party"""") because everybody is aware that in fact AfD could even win the election.

At one point of this whole crap there was an interview with a NPD candidate (to """expose""" and discredit them of course). When asked why they're voting for the NPD an older woman starts dropping redpills.

I thought it was too funny to be forgotten, so I made a webm of it. Enjoy and share!

Not a webm, but I thought you might appreciate OC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwtd9QUiBLI

>>1264494
>You can be imprisoned in Germany for this

>>1271731
"... Verließ"
"Was is' mit dir?"
"Ich habe heldenhaft der völligen Dehydrierung entgegen gewirkt."

>>1264538

Genial!

>>1264709
stopp wird mit 2 p's geschrieben spacko

>>1277116
danke dir basierter Anona

>>1264790
:^(

>>1264699
>Kind ist Neger

Super!

>>1266285
Der Track heißt "Stukas im Visier" und nicht "Stukas im Visier der Tagesschau 1939". ;)

>>1276809
Du erbärmlicher Kleingeist. Hoffe du wirst zu erst in der Maschine der AfD zermalmt.

>>1264492
>beer glass not even full
>riding on a dirt road

easy mode

>>1280809
The glass is full. The top row of dents in the glass mark the line of 1 liter and since it's a "Mass", it should contain 1 liter of beer. The top has to be filled with foam. (Yeah, German beer actually is frothy and should produce foam, the so called "crown", not like that tasteless, yellow, American water)

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>>1264586
>Eh, äh, ja, Junge, Alde, dat is Kaffee, echt jetzt
>mfw

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>>1264492

>>1264585
BTFO
T
F
O

>>1264699
douglas das negerkind und ein spasti

>>1264771
kek

>>1266760
My German is a bit rusty, but wth, what region is this from?

>>1282849
Switzerland

>>1282858
Oooo that explains it, thanks.

>>1276809
could you translate what she said mate?

>>1269961
"just a dialect" its easier to understand dutch than swiss german.

>>1280794
Sören was geht

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>>1277093

>>1276809
It's true. We are not longer a Germany now, we are foreigners. (That's true.) Yeah, and if we don't act against that, yeah, that's why I still say... frequently... Adolf get up, you've slept long enough, let order reign again.

>>1282865
Miriam is Swiss-Austrian, so you'll here quite a few different dialects from her

>>1271742

Wo kann ich den Rest davon schauen?

>>1285670
BW youtube channel

>>1264641
bähhhh

>>1264771
https://youtu.be/bc5HUS8dLN0?t=18

>>1264574
This is what krauts think spaghetti is?

>>1285766

Thanks, I going to check it out.


>>1286553

Kraut? Is that what you call them? We call it Assis.

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American Girl from Prag, Germany

>>1286553
it's staged. german trash tv.

>>1264619
Den Teil haben sie nicht in der ZIB gebracht ...

>>1264492
>all that head
Fucking gerrys

>>1287507
shit, 2old5disworld

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>>1269957
>>1269961

I can't even say it's just a "dialect". Swiss german uses some very distinct sounds which aren't really used in regular german.

I'm sure you more or less hear out the difference between "regular" german and austrian/bavarian one. To put things into perspective, swiss german sounds 3 times more different than bavarian.

There are also grammatical differences. Swiss german doesn't have a "präteritum"/past simple tense. We only use past perfect tenses.

To make things worse, swiss german has even more accents than regular german. I live in the Canton of Fribourg and we have a total of 3 dialects AND french, which is spoken in the south-western part and capital. Just look at the map and see how small this Canton is. Pretty much every village has its own dialect and they can differ greatly from eachother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz2S9iggdzM

I speak a dialect called "Senslerdeutsch", which is one of the rarer dialects of this country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDd81j7rfv0

This is "Zürideutsch", which is spoken (in some of its forms!) by most people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1L3SrcVbaA

So no. Swiss german it's not really another "dialect", but it's not a complete other language either. We understand germans just fine, mainly because most of our TV channels are german.
On the other hand, most people can't even speak a second national language properly, unless you're living in a bilingual part like me.

>>1264814
Die Sauce?

>>1264497
Deutschland, du Fotze!

>>1264586
SiW is the fucking shit!

>>1264803
German TV is fucking atrocious. I'm so glad that Netflix and Amazon Prime are a thing now.

>>1277079

Nicht zu vergessen die King A Elemente!

>>1287410
>Prag
>Germany
kek

>>1287507
oh shit, didn't remeber that the intro was that cringy

>>1292613
Gut Recherchiert

>>1264647

>that shuffle at 0:31 into his rock star pose

This is what the Heer died defending

>>1264814

Fucking classy.

I lost my shit at the end of this movie when they had an unscripted segment driving fake-Hitler around in an open-top Daimler - and people on the streets started Sieg Heiling spontaneously.

>>1288168

Er ist wieder da

>>1264497
tschapo hernn bömerman
hut ab

>>1264828
Wer ist das überhaupt?

>>1264585

whats going on here?

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>>1296847
Here's a subtitled version.

>>1264699
fking niggers even infiltrating our assi tv now

>>1280794
Kulturelle Diversität kann nur bestehen bleiben wenn verschiedene Kulturen erhalten bleiben. Die deutsche wird momentan von Asylanten vergewaltigt.

>>1296898
Not that guy but
>Deutschland
>Kultur
Maybe back in the 17th century.

>>1277597
>Autismus

>>1264771
Gespeichert für YLYL

Außerdem fick dich ich hab grad was getrunken

>>1283488
>We're not Germany anymore, we're foreigners. And if we don't fight against this... That's why I often say: Adolf, wake up, you've slept for too long.

>>1287410
Who watches this cringy shit?

>>1264803
Nice idea

>>1277097
Sadly huh?

>>1297953
Nils Bomhoff, schon in seinen jungen Jahren
verzapfte er nur mist.

>>1264582
i loved that show
will watch again

>>1266207
>Der Föhrer is bäck
i need to full version of this

>>1264814
that was in the actual movie?
I avoided it, because i thought it would be a "light comedy" as hitler would put it
Is it actual good? More scenes like that?

>>1264828
hello, i'm shelly duvall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVoJgQ7u8w

>>1271580
>Ai wai
it's basically the german equivalent, yes

>>1299822
that show was the funniest shit, when i was a little kid
It's painful to watch now

>>1299908
it's pretty good
I think it's on Netflix
Er ist wieder da or Look Who's Back

>>1264706
>>1264699
>>1264669
>>1264577
>>1264574
where can I find more of this my austrian/german friends?

>>1301031
90% of those are from Mitten im Leben.

I also know someone who lives 2 streets away from me who has also been on that show, she's a extremly fat and retarded cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XabB7kGcjYA

>>1299896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH2aXbF8dtc

>>1301060

>Otten

Sad part is she's probably not even an Ausländer yet she still don't even know basic German words.

>>1301294
thank

>>1277597
http://www.duden.de/rechtschreibung/stop

>>1264807
>Glückwunsch

kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzsx5sLXaVM

>>1297953
Nils hat wortwörtlich nichts falsch gemacht.

>>1276809
>AfD winning elections

They couldn't even get the majority of the votes in the poorest most fascist East-German state.

The SPD is going to win. Deal with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzZJvJCH_Cs

>>1307937

What is this gay shit? Fuck of, Mutti!

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>>1307937
you taught him the wrong language you fuck

>>1264492
bump

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D.A.K

>>1313088
3spooky5me

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>>1264798

>>1296459
JA GAMEONE FUCKYEAH

>>1307867
Meine Kindheit in einem Video, danke Anon.

>>1264790
;_; /

>>1264824
Poor Nazi grandma. :^(

>>1266237
The hell is this from?

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>>1313088
>88
D.A.K.
>>1313095

>>1313088
>>1314491
what is this

>>1314505
Autistic Germans pretending they'll do something at that specific date that isn't politely complaining about how Arabs are harassing their women.

>>1314505
D.A.K. 16.10.2016

>>1300608
not on german netlix kek

>>1264494

can you be prosecuted for this in Germany?

>>1315647
pretty sure yea

>>1271723
This is being added to war thunder... can't wait

http://warthunder.com/en/news/4241-development-flakpz-i-gepard-the-second-and-last-of-its-name-en/

>>1276809
Funny thing, village ppl who never in there live ever saw a a Ausländer want to talk about foreigners.

Even better she lives in a 99% white city and talks about majority of Ausländers.

This is sad.

>>1316448
>You have to taste shit first before you're allowed to critizise it.

Not to say, that the interviewed granny didn't do a 'Bärendienst' invoking Hitler, but this "they don't even have that many foreigners in E.Germany, so they don't know what they are talking about"-argument is pretty weak.

Does one have to be robbed and raped first; do you have to lose one son to a violent mob, before you are allowed to speak against a policy, that will multiply the amount of incidences we already have in this country?

Furthermore, whenever a lefty brings up this argument, he should then be consequent enough and shut up about "muh Trump, muh Palestine, muh Syria" and everything else, he or she is not directly involved with.

>>1264802

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHDYh7uUp-A

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hello :D

>>1299822
Why was he point at his eye at the end? What was the whole point of this segment anyway? The assistant got the wrong colour apron and a married man wanted to fuck Claudia Schrieffer?
I don't speak German btw, just did a bit online.

>>1317454
wut????? source?

>>1317527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkcxa66NjKQ

>>1296825
sauce?

>>1317454
>top tier uniform
no other country can compete

>>1318850
The DDR could.

>>1270056
He loves his country. So in the eyes of modern germans he would be. In the eyes of everyone still with a shard of common sense he would be a patriot.

>>1317454
>tfw they've been trying to ban this for years
JUST

>>1280794
Dude...
Thats what i hate about this kind of people, which more or less can be shortened to antifa fascists. You have your head that far up your ass, that you cant see that the current trend in nations is destroying them. Nations are the most stale way to create a society, and you just want to destroy everything, for a new false god.

>>1271713
Too bad the G3 is such a piece of shit.

>>1279683
will hier wahrscheinlich niemand wissen aber trotzdem danke, dass du es erwähnst.
diese dämlichen musikbanausen nutzen dieses schöne stück musikgeschichte und anderen industriell/ebm immer wieder für ihre dämlichen videos.

>>1318927
Who has been trying to ban what?

>>1307937
Mutti get out.

>>1319214
Parades for defenseministers. Because muh nazism.

>>1270056
Nein, aber du bist bescheuert.

>>1307937
That's some impressive english for kids of that age. Like, why don't these get sent to Britain? They'd fit right in! No need to assimilate, just teach them how to fry Snickers and everyone will be happy!

>>1264786
This is to fucked up to be real. Crazy world we live in. This is even more fucked up as the Propaganda from the USA or the USSR during the 1950s

>>1266214
Boah, völlig verdrängt.

>>1275489
Linksdrehende Bakterien entdeckt.
Musst nicht von dir auf andere schliessen du Spast

>>1266206
Da kriegt man direkt Lust Lüttje Lage zu saufen.

>>1315748

cant wait for it to get rekt by lower stalinium tank.

>>1314252
Danger 5

>>1266210
Wat is denn eigentlich los mit dir?

>>1264798
Wie wärs mal mit 50 kg abnehmen

>>1264649
bitte nicht, geh auf facebook wenn du assi content willst

>>1316325
Kann mir jemand diesen D.A.K. scheiß erklären?

>>1317520
They are swapping the first letters of consecutive words to create swear words.
>Claudia Schiffer - Schlaudia Ciffer
Ciffer (pronounced as "kiffer") means stoner.
Due to this they say "ficken" (fuck) alot.
That's the whole joke in this segment.

>>1322723
Salzige Unterboden-Geburt entdeckt.
Er fährt einen Reisebus, trägt eine Sehhilfe und verfügt über das reichhaltige Ausdrucksvermögen eines Grundschülers. Aber nun, ich hoffe es geht dir gut. Deutschland kann immer Handwerker gebrauchen.

>>1319557
>>1318927
Bullshit. The only ones who ever tried to ban it were the Greens and the Lefts somewhere in the 90s.

>>1318894
But they had stupid helmets.

Neuer Faden

>>1332937
>>1332937
>>1332937

>>1332938
O right

>>1330036
Wow we germans are the funniest..

>>1330036
Thanks for the explanation

>>1296423
Hah! Das kenn ich doch tatsächlich.

>>1297953
Nicer dicer.

>>1296471
Link for that video my friend, please.