Japanese Commercials / テレビCM

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And I don't know if this actually aired on TV, kinda long for a spot there, but at least it's still a commercial.

>>1253657
lewd.

>>1253689
This one's pretty cool.

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I can't squeeze another minute into this, go watch the entire ad here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvUzDn5usVw

Requesting the Jeniffer Aniston one.

>>1253646
god that's horrifying

>>1253650
is he making new commercials? Nice.

>>1254164
Apparently that's the most recent Alien Jones one, from six months ago.

>>1254157
You mean Jennifer Connelly? I couldn't find any Jennifer Aniston Japanese commercials, and Googling around just came up with a couple domestic commercials and her saying she won't visit Japan until their government changes a dolphin policy or something.

>>1253616

>What is this ad for?
>Is it for an English school?
>It's definitely for an English school
>CUP-A NOODLES!!!

Never in a million years would I have seen that coming.

>>1254595
Why is it green?

>>1253616
>The American officer just spouting random English politenesses
holy shit

>>1254635
抹茶, green tea flavored.

>>1254669
THE BEST FLAVOR

>>1253689
who's the last batter?, she's qt.

>>1253625
>OH, THATS 'A BASEBALL

>>1253660
So would the American equivalent be a bunch of revolutionary war looking types getting mcdonalds coffee? Kinda like the dodge ad with George Washington?

>>1254640
>you don't greet each other while exchanging artillery fire over here?

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>>1254959
No idea, I don't think it came with credits.

>>1254959

https://youtu.be/rxOpFVhMJc8

>>1255124
Her accent makes my dick hard.

>>1255124
Goddamn that was too cute. Props to her.

>>1255210
The Japanese localisation of 'UP' seems interesting.

>>1253646
Fuck, Slenderman must be desperate for work.

>>1254635
wasabi

>>1253616
I feel like the survive typeface should be more paintbrush to match to theme of the ad.

>>1255253
thanks anon!

>>1255554

Fucking hell made me kek. So close to quint quints too.

Anyone got any recent Arnie ads? I know he's doing print ads again, not sure if he's doing TV though

>>1255253
>>1255682
Also, I made my own research. It's Inamura Ami.

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>>1255398
There were more parts to the ad campaign, too.

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>>1255872

>>1253636
What was that man's face meaning to convey


also I wish I had sauce on that song, anyone at least know the genre?

>>1255899
恋の技を決めてあなたを振り向かせる by ハナエリカ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3qUkTGtH_4

>>1255906
Cheers m8 thanks a million

How did you get all these anyways?

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>>1255924
Typing Japanese text into the Youtube search box until something interesting comes up.

>>1255872
job interview at aeon next week

wish me luck lads

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Just in time for back-to-school.

>>1253689
An aired edit of this was about 20s with no/different music.

>>1256136
Good luck
If they accept you, are you going to live in Japan and teach english?

>>1253636
top kek

>>1254640
>American

That's a Polish flag

>realizes not Polish accent

wait whut...

>>1255210
As soon as the dog talked I lost.

>>1256661
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong board. /gif/ is 10 blocks down.

>>1256693
toppu kekku

>>1253625
fuck, I played way too much of that as a kid

>>1256661
off topic but still helarious

>>1253656
Oh fuck the one on the left is so hot.

>>1254637
reminds me of the lost in translation film, Connery looks like he has no idea what their trying to do with him

>>1257193
Clip's too long to webm in good quality and comes with a watermark, but here's that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQnH450hPM

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>>1257193
He also did a yogurt commercial.

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>>1257203
And then there was a rabbit.

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There was a Japanese cover of Daydream Believer?

>>1253680
back when bras didnt exist in the 90s

>>1253636
He kinda looks like a Japanese Colbert.

>>1253665
>This is a cat.

Okay, Japan, whatever you say.

>>1255124
This was adorable.

>>1255009
I guess it would be the closest, there isn't really a hard equivalent.

It's false equivalency with a lot of things in Japan, not many things really compare that easily.

Ex. Samurai and the Shogunate don't have an American equivalent because America never had a "ruling class" like Europe did with Knights and Bluebloods. The closest thing you COULD equate it to would be patriotism and "Japan-ness" I suppose so the enlightenment period-style militia men would maybe be the closest, but you're comparing an apple to an orange. Japan as a nation (kind of) is over 2000 years old, modern America is only 240. If you want to stretch it you could put Knights in the same position but the idea would be completely detached from white Americans because we have no concept of Homogeneity, quite the opposite.

>>1253663
They referenced this commercial in project x zone 2
https://youtu.be/EXr34t67jGM?t=28

>>1253647
Thank god they brought pocky mens back.

>>1258864
It went away?

>>1257296
is this the "WHY JAPANESE WHY" guy?

>>1258891
A couple years ago they quietly discontinued it. Probably because the dark chocolate was getting too expensive. They now sell them in smaller boxes.

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>>1258904
Yeah, he's Atsugiri Jason (aka Jason Danielson), and the girl he's next to is Yuko Araki.

>>1257490
Wait was that fucking Hirohiko Araki as the gay guy? It looks exactly like him.
>inb4 all look the same

>>1258948
Probably not. If it were, there'd be a lot more search results for his name plus the product.

>>1253650
Why does he do these commercials? Do Japs love Tommy Lee Jones or something?

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>>1259019
And/or it could be the other way around too.

>>1259060
>LoL i wanna see that alien!

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He also helped out with a celebrity singer morale-boosting TV spot after the earthquake five years ago.

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>>1259145
And his other one.

>>1259169
>>1259227
What a fascinating land

>>1254689
its really not

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Interesting pronunciation.

Does any1 have those 2 commercials where a woman is dressed up as a dog and drumming and acting weird in a library. I think its for a parking app

>>1253660
>You never knew you wanted to go back in time to start a Japanese coffee bar for Samurai and just to see what would happen when a bunch of soulful, intelligent warriors with rivalries and beefs come together to talk politics and use their tongues and the power of caffeine not their swords to cut each other down

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>>1259387
Searched around for such a thing but it didn't pop up. Found something else odd in a library, though.

>>1255124
>tfw you never will be a kawaii slave to a girl gang

>>1256136
godu luko

>>1259413
Thnx anyway, but this is not what i was looking for

anyone have the commercial where the dude eats gum, and then whoever he breathes on turns into an anime girl?

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>>1260052
This might be it.

>>1254528

Connelly yes, my bad.

>>1255124
>>1255872
>>1255881

What a qt, I hope to have my way with a girl like this in 2020.

>>1260136
The Jennifer Connelly one was posted in the last thread: >>1233249

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>>1260144
Thanks senpai.

>>1260037
Is it me or it this Toyota Japan's answer to the US Prius ads? (Read: The getaway ones)

>>1256781
This is flag of Monaco. Not Poland.

>>1260077
What a terrifying power.

>>1260037
A real live IMPOSSIBURU.

>>1259413
Oh shit this one got me.

>>1253672
instead of moving the camera and or zooming, you too can enjoy 4x the filesize for shooting 4k

>>1260754
High-tech Japanese memory cards, folded over 1000 times.

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>>1260754
But Yonkei.

>>1260121
oh fuck they think its ok. they are going to start again. noooo japan not again. was 2 not ENOUGH???

>>1260826
>>1260830

Oh, that's why I couldn't find it. I was looking for ads for a parking ticket app, not an event/concert ticket one.

>>1253653
ayy lmao

>>1260799
>Yonkei.
but Cloud technology

>>1260077
That threw me off, are they the voice actors for the characters?

>>1260902
I'm not 100% sure on Mikuru and Haruhi, it could be them, but I know that Yuki's voice actress is three cats.

>>1260153
AESTHETIC

>>1255210

What's going on in this ad?

>>1260992
Searched around for a summary and this was the best I could find.

>Explanation: It's a commercial for cell phone service and being able to continue on a family discount plan when you leave school or move away (hence the flying house). It looks weird because the joke requires knowing who all these people are and the fact they're dressed in odd ways. Japanese humour is like British, very much into farce and nonsense.
>The black guy, Dante Carver, actually speaks good Japanese.
>The dog is the father of the family.

>>1253629
>>1253632
these work and aren't over the top.

>>1258849
He is the best character in the game.

>>1253689
>you will never play spontaneous city wide FFA cricket.

Why live?

>>1261003
We only watch them for the cute girls.

>>1260121
Glorious Nippon will rise again!

>>1260816
>>1261084

But it's the JSDF, not the IJA.

>>1261015
>cricket
That's freedom ball

>>1260999
Thanks

>Dante Carver, actually speaks good Japanese.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dante_Carver

>The dog is the father of the family.
Well that makes perfect sense.

>>1261127

Pocari Sweat??

>>1254637
>>1257193
maybe he ponders why there are ice cubes in his Whisky

>>1261133
Sure why not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuOGGfCOVo

>>1260826
>>1260830
Thnx man, now i can fantasizes about my waifu

>>1261141
>not putting ice cubes in your whiskey

>>1260816
They live next to China and North Korea anon. They should probably have some kind of defense force.

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why he becme a dog (theres a whole storyline for that)

>>1258932
Aguacate!!

>>1260077
why melancholy of haruhi suzumiya characters?

>>1262433
Commercial's from 2009, they were more relevant at the time with the new episodes airing.

>>1260816
Hey, if anything I applaud them for actually wanting to take national defence back to their own hands rather than having to rely on the USA. They're neighbours with China and North Korea. They NEED to bolster their defences mate.

>>1254640
It's metaphorical for an English Exam/dealing with English-speaking coworkers.

>>1262498
I didn't even know Chun Li had a dayjob.

Where the FUCK are the WonderCore commercials?

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>>1262504
In Japan.

>>1255210
>background nigger doing nothing in japanese commercials
ENRICHED

>>1259060
>black man out of nowhere speaking japanese in japanese commercials

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>>1262631
>>1262635
He's got a speaking role in some of them.

>>1262643
Kek. Not even sure what's going on but the camerawork ads to the comedy alone.

>>1260070
Shit I lost, she's way to cute

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>>1262659
The gist of the scene is that Alien Jones is working as a maid for the dog and that cell phones and canned coffee are cool.

>>1254595
green tea kit-kats are soooooooo freaking good

>>1262684
why is the white man portrayed as a giant while the black man is a comedy relief? are japs red pilled?

>>1261001
they really dont link that word with 汗 kek

>>1262727
But it's what you drink to replenish lost sweat.

>>1260865
what in the fuk is going on here XD

>>1261001
I tried that drink a few times and can't get used to the taste lol

>>1262724
Because he gets to be famous nationwide for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_cCDFqLeTY

>>1262643
idk what just happen but that shit was gold

>>1262427
i havent watched commercial tv since 2006 so i thought mobile app/game ads were limited to asia... nope they just do them better and i stopped before smartphones really became popular

>>1261001
This stuff is actually not bad. It kind of tastes like Gatorade, and it made summer in Tokyo a bit more bearable.

>>1253643
I feel like I'm supposed to be crying my eyes out from this

>>1253689
a fucking car commercial?

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>>1263694
It probably holds greater emotional impact if you yourself happen to be a Japanese lady living overseas in America and you left your imouto back home.

Though, in this scenario, the ad probably wouldn't be playing nearby.

>>1253646
didn't they have a video game about this guy

>>1264265
PS1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C33Xo1hE9XE

>>1263596
not a commerical but a clip by kashiwagi for the show AKB Eizo Center.

>>1264262
>that turn
>those soulless eyes

It feels like I am staring into the abyss and I am afraid to blink

>>1264293
>you will never have 100 Japanese meidos make you pancakes

Why live?

>>1256250
Thoaw kisa look qhirw A FUAK

>>1264316
Sorry, meant to say those kids look Caucasian

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>>1260937
>Australian budget airline advertising in Japan

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>>1264439

>>1264439
wtf how shameless, that ever lucrative 音フェチ pizza market

>>1261076
It's all about that final second.

>>1264344
What the hell is up with that sound Japanese people make when they drink beer?

>>1261076
I really liked the humour in that one.

>>1264518
I'm guessing it's just a generic sigh of relief and pleasure after drinking a can of beer, after a long day.

>>1264439
NANI
A
N
I

>>1259145

Is that Ryuichi Sakamoto on piano?

>>1264598
Yup. In order, it's: Ryuichi Sakamoto, Masatoshi Nagase, Kenichi Hagiwara, Shota Matsuda, Aya Takashima, Tommy Lee Jones, Ayaka Miyoshi, Norito Yashima, Katsumi Takahashi, Kenta Kiritani, Terry Ito, Nana Eikura, and Eikichi Yazawa.

>>1260741
...this is literally about paper that acts on your eyes like cutting onions

>>1262682
hashimoto kana

>>1255210
>>1260992
>>1260999

with subs
https://youtu.be/IJcvRLKO_pU?t=274

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>>1263596
YOU CANT LIE TO MY!!

>>1262433
It's an old add and Haruhi was INCREDIBLY popular while it was airing.
Like the school they used as an art reference for the show had to request people to stop making pillgrimages to it.

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>>1264518
Does it even count as "beer" if it's 0.00% alcohol?

>>1262643
YOSODAGESU

>>1260902
Not at all.

>>1262682
A talent that comes only once a hundred years.

>>1266030
>remember japanese only do things for Christmas because it's simply a fun holiday
>they usually just eat fried chicken and decorate
What a trule interesting place. Kinda jealous of how they do it. Guess there's nothing stopping me here, though

>>1267808
Don't forget Christmas cakes too.

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>>1267808
I think the downside is that nobody gets Christmas off from work. Everything is open as usual.

>>1255124
dat 大丈夫でしたか先生? and her "YES!" was cute as fuck

>>1267808
I wouldn't trade Christmas dinner for anything, though.

I understand if you don't like the family shit or the presents, but those are easily avoided.

>>1267845
Oh this is a common issue for me, my family does the celebration, presents, and get together on Christmas Eve night, not Christmas day. So on the 25 I usually don't eat much beyond leftovers of the night before and martinelli's apple cider. Nothing wrong with that, but at the same time, might be fun to have fried chicken and watch some JJBA with a robe and sweatpants on while it's a few degrees above freezing outside.

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>>1267865
>a few degrees above freezing outside.

Eh, I'm too used to that. We haven't had a White Christmas here since 2007, and on the rare times when it DOES snow, it's almost invariably a half-melted slush before noon.

I'd rather try a Kentucky Christmas in Hokkaido.

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>>1267949

>>1267949
Closeups of sodas always make me thirsty as hell

>>1267968
Goddamn, got me there.

>>1265951
>吾輩は猫である
every time

also that voice sounds like 沢城 みゆき

>>1261076
yo I've been to that restaurant. It's trendy as fuck, but the burgers are pretty mediocre

>>1253657
Jeez i would have dicked her until she couldn't walk!!

>>1268056
https://twitter.com/asahi_soseki/status/729570286404702209

Apparently it is.

>>1260070
>>1262682

Same, i'd ruin that

>>1260121
Safest job in japan i would think, the Japanese Military is never used! That's why they're so happy for them

>>1261059
Fuuucccckkkk!!!!!

>>1268067
>twitter
>usually repulsion
>read the kanji
>humble as fuck

oh its a newspaper, maybe there is a reason to use twitter

>>1262750
its grapefruit but way more tolerable than the actual thing

>>1260518
>>1256781

they are just random flags they aren't either of these you goons

>>1255009

I think it's kabuki actors or something?

>>1255881
is that karen fukuhara?

>>1264322

they have Jetstar Japanese branch as well

>>1264441

I feel uncomfortable as fuck some reason

>>1264525

>I'm guessing it's just a generic sigh of relief and pleasure after drinking a can of beer, after a long day.

Not that. And it's not just beer. They do it for all drinks. The gulping sound.

>>1264525
>>1264518
yeah i do it when i pop open a nice can of calpis or pocari or some random taiwanese/chinese/japanese cold tea based drink usually like "ahhhhhh shit" or "ohhhhh fuck"

inb4 autist

>>1268332
Do you not know what dubbing is? I'm surprised you didn't ask where the music was coming from.

>>1264344
Is that the Space Battleship Yamato theme?

>>1255210
The black guy is the girls brother, the dog is the dad. These commercials don't even make sense to my Japanese wife.

>>1268492
They're not supposed to, the idea is they're absurdist to make you remember them.

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>>1268282
Satomi Ishihara, the same as in >>1255872 and
>>1255124

>>1268526
What? She has a big cock?

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>>1268526
And sometimes touristing Tokyo instead of New York.

>>1268640
A week off.

>>1258814
>Kitsune Udon

>>1255872
>>1255124
>>1255881
>>1268648
>>1268526

Is this the same girl that makes a candy commercial?

Its a ad where she is on the office, when a coworker offers her a candy, she eats it and then flowers start to grow on her dress.

I hope you know what im talking about,

>>1267871
Oh I meant a couple above freezing because that's as cold as it gets here, I live in Northern California. Last time I saw snow was on a nearby mountain for a couple days after a huge hail storm a few years ago.

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>>1268798
It's also Satomi Ishihara in here if you meant these. Here they're mikan, not just flowers, and she eats one herself instead of being given the candy.

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>>1269146
And I remember seeing this one recently but I can't pin down where at the moment.

>>1254598
Holy fuck this was so cute I laughed and cried simultaneously. What the fuck is happening to me?!

>>1259019
The japs fucking love western shit.

>>1255881
Holy fuck this woman is so goddamn attractive. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i want a japanese girl. But they don't like white dudes.

I was having a bad night, this thread saved me. Thank you.

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Unfortunately for Aeon, it seems that Satomi Ishihara isn't quite good enough to pull off a native speaker role. In the recently-released Shin Godzilla, she plays a Japanese-American whose English is apparently the weakest part of the film according to reviewers.

>Satomi Ishihara as Kayoko Ann Patterson. Ishihara plays the Special Envoy for the President of the United States. She became excited after accepting the role but stressed that her character features "English-heavy dialogue", stating, "Sometimes it's so frustrating, I just want to cry."

>Jay Hawkinson from Bloody Disgusting called the film a "very good Godzilla movie that teeters on greatness," however, he felt the film's drama "didn't always work" and some of the English delivery felt "canned and often corny", particularly Satomi Ishihara's character who he thought was "convincing" at times but a "hard sell in her role",

And various lines from reviewers:

>The picture's one flaw is the unforgivably stylised Patterson character,

>Still, the badly miscast Ishihara and her shaky English are not meant for export.

>Overall, the performances are good. There is one character who they, for whatever reason, decided to make speak English in odd an inappropriate times.

>The other problem with this movie is the Japanese-American woman played by Satomi Ishihara. Why did they choose an actress that talk that bad English ? She's supposed to be bilingual but most of the time she talk I didn't even knew she was speaking English!

>To mention some downside, one turnoff was Satomi Ishihara, who was supposed to be acting an American, but wasn't trained enough to speak like one. She did a pretty good job at mocking short phrases, but long phrases were disastrous.

On the other hand, these are all English reviews. Maybe in Japan it came across more as, "Wow. Very English. Such American."

>>1269723
It did, they honestly can't tell the difference. She's absolutely atrocious in anything, I can't stand the cunt.

It's not like anyone on set could tell if she was fucking up her lines anyway, so the shot choices might as well have been random.

The entire Japanese entertainment industry is based on looks, in any other country these girls would be models, but because there's such a shortage of attractive women who can act, they hire mainly hot ones who can't.

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>>1254630
Found a couple more in the Nissan / Journey to the West series

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>>1269748

>>1269649
They don't like not being able to communicate. Since they don't know English, you just gotta learn flawlessly fluent Japanese and you raise your chances a few percent.

>>1262643

I love how she gained a monobrow somehow

>>1269969
They all did, the commercial is about how they notice the nigger's monobrow, which reminds the mother of the excellent reception offered by softbank. The eyebrows are "connected" just like how phone calls are now more easily connected.

It's all pretty easy to follow, like when the perfectly normal maid played by Tommy threatens the father, who is played by a dog, for almost revealing that he's an alien.

thanks man, appreciated. Thought it was him (have a few of his albums), but haven't listened to him for a few years

Have a link to the original song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C35DrtPlUbc

>>1269991
Kyu Sakamoto, singer of the only Asian-language song to hit #1 in the Billboard Top 100 in the US. Even Gangnam Style only managed #2.

>>1268526

>Are you alright?
>I just feel a little down
>What's the matter?
>I wanted to go to New York but my friend there called me and told me they lost their house for mis-gendering someone.

Future conversation classes

>>1253632
when they said peanuts i heard penis