Sound Porn

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I just realized all I have is military sound porn, I need to change that
Post your best pls

>>1253393
fuck man that's scary as shit
jeesus crhristst

>>1253393
I do not envy that guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bWt81vhIyY
No webm but relevant

>>1253566
I hate drag racing because of how much of a waste of money and resources it is, but goddamn that is fucking sexy

>>1253569
>>1253570
And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the pinnacle of human achievement, everything was downhill from there

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too lazy to post the rest of these
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>>1128650

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>>1253575
whoops, didn't mean to link that last one

>>1253549
more here
>>1195872
>>1195873
>>1217229
>>1217230
>>1217231

>>1253575
That's really fucking awesome

>>1253389
>AKM
>5.45
Didn't even try senpai.

>>1253579
0 to Fuck You in 10 seconds flat!

>>1254195
at first i was really questioning what the fuck i was listening to but then it hit me and it was freaky as hell

the secret is the spectral image of the tone has very distinct peaks that travel upwards at the same rate as the tone itself, and the video is cut exactly where these peaks would overlap so if your brain focuses on one of the frequencies being played and "follows" it, you can follow it until it's so high you can't hear it

>>1253458
allahu akbar*

>>1254205
they did this in super mario 64 with the stairs to the upper level of the castle if you didn't have enough stars

>>1253585
Why where they stacking the casings like that and one guy inspect them?

>>1253566
>ZA WARUDO

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This counts i guess.

>>1254193
>did you freaking here that?
what a beta voice.

>>1253552
They strayn?

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Have some nice explosions.

The fun starts halfway in

>>1253577
thats a hell of a kamehameha

>>1254195
god what the fuck??

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>>1253552

>>1253477
neat

>>1254190
fuck this really hurt my ear when it get to really high pitch which make some sort of pressure through the headphone

somebody webm this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37CGj0G5InY

>>1254238
He is not inspecting them. He is putting again the primer inside the shell for further use.

>>1253583
holy crap, this is glorious

>>1253393

holy shit.

>>1253549

>the sound of those big lazy radials

god that sounds fantastic.

Somebody get the Slo-Mo Guys clip from when they shattered CDs. In relatime, it sounds awesome, like something from a sci-fi movie going to light speed.

>>1254187

that's fucking cool.

>>1253393
>allahu ackbar

Is that just a sort of idling noise they make?

>>1255156

>Just Cause3.webm

>>1254537
IF you open it in ten tabs

>>1253574
but 4chan was made 31 years after the Apollo program ended

>>1256400
confirmed

>>1253561
Bernie pls

>>1256555
Sound porn not porn sounds

>>1253575
it fucking sucks so much that I will never see that live

>>1256178
story?

>>1254195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-udfiFZcko

>>1256400
fucking genius

>>1253561
That gave me the biggest hard on.

>>1256392
He's praying because he's scared shitless.

>>1256392
blaspheming without the blasphemy
just imagine him going "good lord"

>>1253572
I hate entertainment because of how much of a waste of money and resources it is

>>1256602
Sonic boom, during attempted coup in Turkey in June.

>>1256607
This is both hilarious and asmr.

>>1254190
>Dentist

>>1254190
>Browsing memes at the speed of sound

>>1256821
There are other forms of entertainment that don't waste obscene amount of gas, create a ton of carbon emissions, and destroy engine parts
You know that drag engines basically have to be rebuilt every time they're used, right?

>>1256555
this is one of those jobs that takes a special kinda of guy.

>>1256607
Is that rhett and link?

>>1255190
I get to hear that sound over my house a few times a day. Never gets old.

>>1253389
>They're all sound effects

>>1256392
Combine: "Oh god, thank god, holy shit."

>>1256400
fucking madman

>>1253386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33teK7L4DM4

>>1253393
wow

>>1253579

>morningaftervindaloo.webm

>>1256830
July 15 actually

>>1253386
>dat rapid shoot shutter sound
Hnnnng

>>1253389
Ya, sorry, those are added sound effects. But thank you for contributing.

>>1256607
That little whimper hahaha wow

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>>1255252
someone beat us to it

>>1256903
>got places to go gotta follow my rainbow

>>1257169
The only sounds I want to hear at this point.

>>1254195
It keeps dropping back down an octave for me every time it plays through

Can't be bothered to convert this to webm right now, if someone wants to do it, do it.
https://youtu.be/mrnul6ixX90?t=176

>>1256610
Shit terrified me as a kid. I could never make it up those stairs without freaking out first and either turning off the game or muting the TV.

>>1254238
>>1256142
Correct.

Though he's also looking for any abnormal marks on the primer, in effect making sure the firing mechanism of the gun is working perfectly.

Nothing scarier than a misfire on a shell like that.

>>1254195
it's like the endless staircase in mario 64

>>1254187
Tuning that must be a nightmare.

>>1253574
you sound like a retarded baby boomer

>>1256915
They run on renewable fuel called methanol, you sped. But please, continue to show your ignorance.

>>1258377
C A R B O N
E M I S S I O N S

>>1255156
BLEVE

>>1258392
Methanol is made from wood. Wood comes from trees. Trees consume CO2. CO2 comes from Methanol.

Most racing sports make less waste than you taking your fat ass on the bus down to the supermarket for chicken tendies.

>>1254190
holy shit I have this mouse and didn't even realize I could do this!

>>1254987
sure are, the RAAF had a number of F-111's up until 2010 when they were retired

>>1253389
SUPER

>>1258633
HOT

>>1256976
yes, they did a bunch of these 'commercials'.

>>1254190
when the turbo spools.

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>>1254195

>>1257258
why do faggets hold the gun like that? it's a like blacks holding a handgun sideways

>>1259376
Supposedly it helps with recoil management and getting the barrel back on target

>>1259376
More stable grip. Notice how little the muzzle travels

>>1255184
what is the purpose of this?

>>1259759
it looks cool

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>>1256400
Its good.

>>1259376

Afaik you can use your thumb to aim.

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One of the asian countries I believe.

>>1256915
in the grand scheme of things drag racing uses next to nothing, while advancing the fields of engine design, lubrication, fuel design, tyre design, etc

>>1256392
>idling noise
woke my roommates up going "HAH!" thanks.

>>1259376
>doesn't thumb over bore
Do you even operate?

>>1253477
dat leidenfrost effect though

>>1259816
it's north korea

kims on the building there

>>1260058
Oh yes indeed he is. Thanks, love.

>>1253393
how the fuck can isis fucks not get demoralised by this shit

>>1254195
people with any kind of music background can tell when the octave shift happens

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>>1259759
If you have a mechanical problem and need to dump fuel, this is one way to get rid of it. Larger aircraft carry fuel in quantities that will overstress the landing gear's weight limit if an emergency landing is required soon after takeoff. You need a way to get the fuel off board quick, and that is how the F-111 does it.

Its also a fun thing to watch from the ground.

>>1259859
Nevermind the insight on power density of combustion engines.

Leave it to ecotards to ruin the fun of things they dont care about in the name of muh nature.

>>1254195
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepard_tone

>>1259376
Because fashion
https://loadoutroom.com/5695/the-over-exaggerated-c-clamp-grip-hype-or-not

>>1260387
Where is this?

>>1260575
Portsmouth, New Hampshire. Its a festival thing. About boats.

>>1259802
>Welcome to Silent Hill

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>>1260079
He is scared as fuck. Why else do you think he's basically calling to his god? That's the sweet grovelling of a mudslime that was just forced to realize he isn't safe in his hole and could be the next splat against the wall.

>>1258392
hippies gtfo

>>1256607
>0:14 seconds in
>her face

im ded

>>1260397
Wardruna? Sounds familiar as fuck.

>>1260086
This, these literally never fool me

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Gonna post this in the planes thread too. God I love these NK-12MA engines

>>1260170
>You cannot grasp the true form of Allen's attack!

>>1258628
A sad day that was too

>>1259798
Anybody know where I can get one of these things?

>>1253579

This one always confuses me because there's no reference for size and it disturbs me. It could be 1 metre across or 50.

>>1253569
fucking hell I wish I could have seen that in person
You have no idea how much I want to see a real rocket take off

>>1260401
i keep expecting the Halo music to start...

...don't judge me.

>>1262545
>>1262550
lewd

>>1253393
I would not survive in the military, holy fuck

>>1263468
it's like a meter, look at the vent and grass nearby

>>1263468
>>1263616
22.7 meters if it's indeed topol-m

>>1262545
>>1262550
sounds like a b-36

>>1260173
I know the guy on the left in that video

>>1259802
Purge Night!

>>1259816
It's like they're self-aware of how fucking bizarre they are.

>>1260173
Just sounds like a typical giant laser sound effect, goddamn.

>>1260189
A Hind D?

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>>1263504
Here you go Anon

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>>1260401
Not Gregorian, Byzantine actually.

>>1253585
finally some high quality audio
thanks anon!

>>1263821
What's a Russian gunship doing here?

>>1260086
tfw you have no musical background and you hear the "drop" every time. maybe I should git gud

>>1254195
Here's a video of more audio illusions if anyone is interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzo45hWXRWU

>>1259816
that country is weird that is on par with japan.

>>1263444
angelic trips

>>1259781
This sound design makes me fucking wet. The perfect welcome into their world, I love how the PS logo screen would only come up if the game was running and it would still overlap a little bit, and then the little harmonics and high pitch notes at the very end just barely audible. Fuck, video games were good.

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>>1260170
>somebody reposts your OC

>>1263473
Got to see a rocket take off that would look like a little matchstick in comparison to the Saturn V, and even that was fucking impressive. Can't imagine what seeing the Saturn V take off must have been like in person.

>>1254187
tfw god dies

>>1256607
Do you think Rhett and Link put all the Scientology stuff on the wall, or is that legit?

>>1259815
Was Kevin OK?

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>>1253477
What's he dropping it into? I assume that's not water, or there'd be a lot more bubbles.

>>1264058
Oh, never mind
>>1260043

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>>1264079
Oh, I forgot to mention, it starts getting good about a minute in, and better after that.

At the end it sound like it's charging up some crazy sci-fi technology. I half-expect for there to be a loud bang and a flash of light and to be transported 1000 years into the future.

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>>1264092
Funny, I was just about to post this. Shit visual quality, I know, but I love that roar and the victorious musical notes.

>>1264058
I love his reaction.

>>1264025
Kevin's just fine, he lands dead-stick like it wud'nuthin

>>1260621
He's not ISIS you tard.

>>1257235
>>1260086
>>1262401
Fuck off music nerds, noone cares.

>>1253393
Why do the bombs sound like you're slapping the tinfoil on a cookie tray?

>>1259812
I can't let you do that Dave.

>>1254187
If I remember correctly, this is the only instrument of it's kind.

>>1255156
>Attention, everyone! There's an emission approaching!

>>1259108
>kermit-o-face.gif

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when you hit (with) the pipe

>>1253583
Number of insurgents hit: Probably 0

>>1261448
LOL exactly what i was thinking
that face said "jesus christ, that didnt seem very pro"

>>1263823
ooohohoohohoohalrighty thennn

>>1259766
amazing

>>1264508
It's called clipping. Microphones are designed to pick up a certain range of frequencies. The microphone in whatever camera used in the video wasn't made to record ear shattering explosions. The sound waves are so loud, they become distorted.

>>1260391
>>1260397
mix these two together and get something amazing

>>1264886
>15 fucking years ago

>>1259816

shit. that sounds like they just decided "fuck it" and put a freaky-ass numbers station broadcast through Metallica's PA rig.

man that sounds weird

>>1265023
It's just a synthesizer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u2UhBMZdjc

>>1253552
rekt

>>1263989
I loved this as a kid, When i grew up i built a sound system JUST for this part.

>>1264604
Sauce, anon-san?

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>>1253386

>>1264886
>that explosion sound

>>1259859
Dragsters don't use normal engines or even petrol or diesel and the improvements in engine design come from engine companies, not from dragster enthusiast. Not even an eco-nut, just correcting the record.

>>1253389
AK-74 =/= AKM you cock muncher

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>>1265087

>>1265087
>those aluminum snapcaps
Fuck those things get TORN APART in my SLR-104FR

>>1254187
I saved.

Does anyone have story or source?

>>1265030
very tomita-esque
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igHOaMOzzUo

>>1264941

CHI
CA
GO

>>1256610
69 stars heh. This is work safe gif, delet this

>>1259802

That's downtown Chicago's tornado siren, for anyone interested.

I live in a coastal town in a tsunami zone, we used to have a siren test at noon every single day. You can here those things from anywhere.

This is the city up the coast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bVO0vwciLQ

>>1253575
God I hope I get the chance to see that happen again in my lifetime

>>1259766
The footsteps ruin it as you hear them instantaneously, there should be some time from when it steps to when you hear it.

>>1256607
It's great until you see his walls are covered in Scientology diplomas. Then you realize he probably only got this Rhett & Link commercial because of dirty dirty Scientology connections, and that they're probably Scientologists as well.

>>1265580
Half a block away? Yeah ok dipshit stop trying so hard

>>1259766
Is there some sort of name for the synthetic groan movies use for large things? I love that shit for some reason.

>>1265560
Every single day? Bullshit. That really fucking defeats the purpose of a drill. "Tsunami? Don't be stupid, it's 12:01, just the drill."

Stop lying anon.

>>1259816
Damn how can people live downtown like that? Traffic must drive them crazy.

>>1265224
Is that a sabre? Or just a mig?

>>1260407
and then one goes under your fingernail

Anyone have a webm with the M1 Garand ting?

>>1265689
>>1265087

>>1265614

I don't know what exactly it is for, but my town also runs the sirens every day at noon. It's the same sirens that run when there is a fire.

>>1265618
Neither. It is a Hawker Hunter

>>1265614
>>1265714

A lot of towns run the siren every day for lunch...

Also, usually we get giant earthquakes a bit before the tsunami. If it's far enough away that we don't feel it, we have enough time to figure out it's not a drill. The siren was in my town was originally used to call firefighters for wildfires, not for quakes and tsunamis, so it's got it's own weird culture.

They took it down a few years ago and now they ring a little bell that you can barely hear a block away. The handful of times they've done full county siren testing, half the things have failed or gone off incorrectly. They're worth testing at least once a week, rather than twice a year.

>>1259766
still pissed there isn't a version of this with a strider from HL2, the apartment blocks would make it fit perfectly

>>1260585
Oh shit I live like 20 minutes from there.

>>1264092
if he was right there, wouldn't that blow his ear drums and kill him or because of movie still have yet to watch this

>>1263994
I home the mars mission will happen in my lifetime because I will go down and watch that launch. There is no way I will miss something that important

>>1265584
poor dude

>>1259802
wake up take a trip to paris

>>1253561
USfag here, I've only ever seen an F1 car one time in my life when a team brought a single car to do a few laps around Laguna Seca and I will never forget the sound of it. Its a dream of mine to go to a race in Europe.

>>1265835
actually he lived but his wife died

>>1265610
bumping for an answer to this guy's question, I'm curious too

>>1265560
I used to live in Brookings, not far from CC
Quite familiar with those sirens.

>>1263915
Poland uses these too, they even still have the Russian words in the cockpit control switches

>>1265882
Different dude.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szwd-0tatdo

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>>1265083

>>1256607
>Whatever

>>1256392
It's the sandnigger version of "oh god".

>>1260189
Those crafty Russians and their sexy helicopters.

>>1253393
aren't you supposed to allahu ackbar when you're about tto bomb someone ? why is this guy ackbaring while being bombed ?

>>1265584
>god damn its bad
>were gonna get in some shit here honey
>ohh man
>our house is freakin destroyed, Josie!

It's always amazing to see someone maintain a seemingly cool demeanor in the worst of situations

>>1266095
It's basically the equivalent of "oh my god", as well as being a prayer

>>1260387

well i guess its time to replay Black Flag

>>1255190
>it ain't me starts playing

>>1265087
>putting a magazine in from the top
baka desu

>>1265870
FINALLY some one got it.

>>1256588
underrated

>>1255156
BLOW OUT SOON FELLOW STALKER

>>1266713
Explain to me how else you would put it in a garand, genius.

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StuKas attacking

>>1256555

this is complete bullshit. if you've ever had sex like me you'd know that there's no fucking "added sounds" in porn

>>1264101
>his head moves but the beam is stationary
3/10 would not watch

>>1266713

I can't tell if you're retarded or saying magazine on purpose...

>>1266816

And I can't tell if you just ignored him saying magazine, or if you are also retarded.

1. It's a clip

2. The magazine is already in the garand, it has an internal magazine.

>>1257169
>WW3
>not 30 minutes of either poignant silence or normies panicking and then instant atomic oblivion

>>1253561

Fuck you Bernie you bad haircut ass, F1 would be the best and fastest in the world no this RC car bullshit rule racing it is now.

>>1254537

Why are they using axes to take up road paint?

>>1265381

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

>>1253583

Still no game ever recreated this correctly. Too much military jerking off or robotic boring sim. No one can seem to blur the two lines.

>>1253579
If any one wonders how it would sound when the world is about to end.

Its hundred times this all over the world.

>>1255190

I remember playing battlefield 2 and how realistic the sounds were

>>1260173
Sound of V1 engine?!

>>1256400
amazing

>>1259781
fuck this sounds good through $300 headphones

>>1264509
kek

>>1267071
Squad is doing a pretty good job towing that line right now desu. Optomization update can't come soon enough tho

>>1253393
...It's gonna be hell when you hear mother freedom start ringin her bell and it feels like the whole wide world is rainin down on yoooouuuuu

>>1264089
God this scene is so bad from both a scientific and tactical perspective

>>1263989
It's no meme. This movie is actually better than The Force Awakens. What the shit J.J.

>>1262545
Tell the pilot to stop playing his cello, this is serious buisness

>>1266915
>>1264101
>>1264092
You're not missing anything, trust me.

The only interesting carracter dies like 15 minutes in, rest of them are the run of the mill prettyboy monotone shit actors you expect nowadays, which there are 2 more hours of.

And the movie is so dark its hard to make out whats on screen, which is not godzilla most of the time when there are monsters.


Just don't bother.

>>1267435
Joanna Newsom.

>>1265381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

>>1256540
>>1267051
>bernie
What the fuck are you talking about

>>1266713
>magazine
Fuck off retard

>>1267071
Insurgency came to my mind, when I saw this webm.

>>1257169
Comfy cozy as always

>>1260043
yes yes everyones impressed with your superior intellect you fucking pseud

>>1253574
i disagree, it was the pinnacle of human idealism but with that technology would've been nothing but a waste, we're currently on the brink of space travel technology far more awesome

>>1267915
Rest in peace Fox ;_;

>>1253568
I imagine this is what hell sounds like

>>1260183
Rest in Peace, Vulcan. You were too sick for this world.

>>1253569
that fucker got real close to exploding after a pogo event

>>1258338
not nearly as much as a piano

>>1256392
if that was a westerner in that video, you'd hear him say nothing but "oh my gawd, holy shit, oh shit" as well... seems easier to pronounce than that 5-syllable monster exclamation though.

>>1253393
What that first quiet sound before main explosion? Shockwave from the missile flyby?

>>1267329
I swear, every time I watch this, the tone gets higher and higher.

>>1268206
I'm assuming sonic boom from the fighter

>>1257169
Another great name for this one:
Alex Jones was right

>>1267069
>>1267827

Thanks.

>>1254537 open more tabs with this

>>1265197
If you're from somewhere that says petrol then you don't know shit about drag racing. There are drag racing classes for every kind of fuel out there including jets as well as electric. What 'engine companies' are you talking about anyways? Are they not involved in drag racing? The most powerful internal combustion motor ever is a top fuel motor developed over decades with millions of dollars in engineering. You eurofags need to learn about the superior automotive sport.

>>1259781

the sound that woke up many parents at night

>>1267915
I hate furries

>>1263168
Got you
https://www.amazon.com/Oshaberi-Doubutsu-Talking-Animal-Rabbit/dp/B00BCGHUD6

>>1253568
dear god so much wasted energy

>>1268869
>sending untested shit to space`

>>1263825
its honestly the same, Byzantines were almost WH40k imperium of man irl

>>1263444
>tfw no traditional yelling aryan white gf

>>1265584
fucking americans with their paper houses

>>1255004
that's awesome

>>1256607
>that squeak at 0:28

>>1256400
big fat wind chime that is

>>1264964
>Microphones are designed to pick up a certain range of frequencies
you're right, but clipping happens because of amplitude

>>1269197
>Loose screw

He fixed it

>>1268896
they could gather the energy and send it to nearby cities so they can have free electricity for their TVs and microwaves

>>1265608
easily multiple hundreds of meters away

>>1254195
doesn't work for me

>>1266095
>>1266534
It means "God is great" more or less. You say it as a reminder to yourself as much as a prayer and a battlecry

>>1256588
hahahaha!

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>>1271521

>>1271521
holy shit fucking kek dude

>>1253566
holy shit

>>1255156
>FF7