Trump WebMs thread #22: Louisiana Flooding Edition

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>>1252458

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the violence continues...

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Need this for another board

just vote Gary Johnson

>>1253326
The music sounds so familiar...

>>1254342
>just hand over the election to Hillary for dude weed lmao

Why are all the news articles saying worst flood since hurricane sandy? When sandy hadn't even touch Louisiana.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Sandy

Last flood was hurricane Katrina and was 100X worst then the flood they are showing.

>>1253319
>that fattie
>eat trump

>>1253319
Something to wash off with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGNKgah948s

>>1255378
oh fuck thats funny

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>>1254302
What is this, a WebM for ants?

>>1256321
I'm starting to think lying is a fetish for these people.

>>1254342
>Vote for the globalist open border sperg
Why the fuck would I do that? Hes not even a very good lolbertarian

Hey... Trump lost.

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>>1256893
Get fucked CNN. Bunch of filthy kikes.

>>1257025
Anything can happen, anon. Especially considering the age of both candidates.

>>1254342
>just vote for a neo-con pretending to be a libertarian
No thank you.

>>1257033

Don't worry, only 7% of Americans fully trust their media, 33% a fair amount, so 60% think it's garbage.

https://www.rt.com/usa/340124-americans-trust-media-plummets/

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>>1252458
>>1252466
Louisiana here, I do think that Trump's visit was a good move. Even our Democratic governor (In all fairness, he acts more like a JFK-democrat than a modern one) was appreciative of his visit, and said he got along extremely well with governor Pence during a lengthy phone call beforehand.
And Facebook is exploding with support for him, because this is a nasty situation for the state and people are looking at the fact that until Trump was already there, both the current president and the democratic nominee were mum on the situation.

Luckily it seems very few people have been injured or killed in the flooding, just a huge amount of property damage. It probably would have been a lot worse if it didn't happen in a state with approximately 1.33 John Boats per capita.

ama, it's nice to feel relevant.

>>1253319
>nice to say
>shut the fuck up is something nice now
Ohhhhhhh Cunton, I need to speak to you before I catch a case of suicide.

>>1256893
There we go.
Thats the strategy, dont get them to admit they are wrong, put up other Dems words and either make them say the other person was wrong.
We cant make the snake itneats own tail, it has to do it on its own.

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>>1257455
What the hell happened?

>>1257455
>Problematic
>Won't someone think of the children
>I need someone else to come up with ideas for me.

Muppet.

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>>1257930
With the flooding?
Lots of fucking rain, and all the waterways were already high due to lots of rain up north.
Several areas had more than 40 inches of rain in under 48 hours, a couple of months back when it flooded in different parts of the state, we had 21 inches of rain fall in a span of 16 hours.
When that much water falls on land that's relatively flat (Hell, the highest 'mountain' in the state is only like 400 feet tall), there's just nowhere for it to go.
And then add on the fact that the whole state is basically silt, and trees do not grow their roots deep. So with any significant amount of rain, any wind at all will knock down trees like there's no tomorrow

For the entire northern part of the state, the last flood we had was in like '86, where one of the main streets of our town had 3 inches of water across it
This time though, there was 2.5 feet of water on top of the road

And on top of that, no one has flood insurance because it's such a low-risk area that insurance companies won't sell flood insurance, for the same reason people in South Dakota can't buy hurricane insurance.

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>>1258244
In theory homeowners in the declared disaster areas are a eligible for up to $33,000 in FEMA disaster assistance grants, but going back to Katrina the average payout ended up being around $6000

>>1254305
woke af

>>1258347
In theory yes. Huge problem being not just that people homes and belongings were destroyed, but most places of business as well.
In the flooding in the northern part of the state several months ago, my mother's place of buisiness had 6 inches of water in it (Luckily her building was actually on the top of a hill so she had relatively little damage). Even though it was considered a disaster, disaster assistance grants would replace a portion of merchandise, but not any equipment or building damage. Due to us going up and stacking shit as best we could on top of plastic containers the merchandise damage was minimal, but she had to pay out of pocket to have the flooring replaced, walls up to the first foot replaced, etc...
Meanwhile a dive shop down the street couldn't get a dime from disaster relief because even though the building was submerged save the attic, all of the merchandise that wouldn't survive the floodwaters was relocated before the floodwaters got too high.
Nearly every window broken, debris of all sorts inside the building, and nearly 2 dozen water moccasins awaited them.

It was pretty surreal on the cleanup day after though, gunshots were going off at least every 10 minutes as people were killing snakes and hogs in the middle of the day in the main commercial area of town. (An ordinance allows firing a weapon within city limits as long as the intention is to kill a "dangerous pest")

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>>1258486

>>1255392
Is there a youtube link for this? I would love to share this.

>>1258520
Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYKAmQvxG2g

>>1255372
is this legit

>>1258556
more or less:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrgeslpPZnk

>>1255386

God this is fucking hard to watch

>>1255381
Must feel good to make him laugh

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AWOOOOOOOO

>>1257455
God Mika is fucking useless on that show other than being hot enough and reading a teleprompter.

Anyone who thinks it is a good idea to vote for a lesser evil needs to be castrated, have their hands and feet cut off, tongue cut out, and eyeballs plucked out. Just to make sure they can in no way reteach their ignorance

We're fucked.

>>1256713
"Here you go mister Trump here's the nuke launch codes"

You're telling me you wouldn't feel safer knowing Yosemite Sam got fake ones? Because I would. This fucker is not responsible or trustworthy at all.

>>1260166
>not trustworthy or responsible

And Hillary is? She's been caught in multiple scandals already and somehow manages to avoid prosecution for them. It seems that every week she's found to have done something illegal. I'd rather vote for a rock than Hillary.

>>1259063
What does that even mean? Like it's an honor?

What the hell?

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>>1260155
>>1260166
>>1260320

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Yet again. Clinton's giving a speech on the alt-right Thursday.

>>1260166
Do we need another lesson in nuclear weapons theory?

>>1260166
>the president can launch nukes all on his own meme

next you'll tell me about how cities are the primary targets of nuclear weapons.

>>1260166
>Mrs. Clinton, WHERE ARE THE NUCLEAR CODES?
>Oh I put them on my private server, don't worry it's safe in my basement

>>1261135

Hey, this is pretty good man.

I'm the guy who made the Brexit one.

>>1253319
it makes me want to move to the usa and vote for trump

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>>1258486
>>1258493

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>>1253633

>>1261441
>yfw hateful dumbass is still more respectful than Hillary supporters who resort to violence and theft

>>1261642
>words hurt worse than kidney punches

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OVERWHELMING POWER

>>1253326
this gives me the opposite of a boner

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>>1261726
>not posting the superior version

>>1261642

This.

>>1253326

she's got a great laugh though. can't deny that.

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>>1262055

>>1261833
it's shit

>>1254302
>>1256047
Has someone made this yet?

>>1262022
>>1262055
>>1262056
Based Nigel, I really wish Trump would hire him and take him on the campaign trail

This might have skyrockted him to the whitehouse

>>1262051
>Fox news describing what Cuck means on TV

This electioncycle is awesome

>>1259063
Not as good as it would feel when he slid his cheeto cock into your butt, right? Faggot.

>>1263366
>Pepe the frog is one CNN
Jesus

I'm just poor enough to be struggling, but not poor enough to get food stamps or other "benefits". I could just quit my jobs and be a lazy piece of shit, but then I'd feel even worse about myself.

What the fuck is someone like Trump or Hillary going to do that's going to make my life any easier?

>>1262755
what the fuck, is this real? i hope it is

>>1263385
anything can be real if you truly believe in your heart anon

>>1263317
THE MADMAN

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>>1263537

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>>1263543

>>1263537
>>1263543
>>1263554
fucking awesome
youre my hero tonight anon

>>1263537
>>1263543
>>1263554
where is this from?

>>1263543
>>1263554
>>1263661
>We cant even escape them in the apocalypse.

It wont ever end.

>>1255793
thanks

>>1261276
desu his "attacks" on carson are very weak, and they were a response to carson's very weak "attacks" on trump

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>>1263891

>>1261276
What a two faced twat

>>1264034
Babby's first election.

>>1263537
>money from big donors
>big lobbyists
>mail

I'm dying.

>>1263661
>>1263693

She honestly sounds like the caricature that the left made Trump out to be.

>>1263537
>>1263543
>>1263554
kek
>saving the world in the apocalypse from Hillary Klanton

>>1263668
huh, sounds fair. So that "direct quote" was not a direct quote.

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>>1252458

>>1265260
Fuck you I lose my shit every time I see that

>>1261413
Got a youtube or something sauce on that?

>>1265142
>nobody even knows what it is, this is a term that was just given

Very glad he didn't fall for the alt-right meme.

>>1265260
I don't know why this kills me consistently
holy fuck

>>1263537
whats the song?? beautiful

>>1260320
>>1263352
Only thing better then making him laugh is watching the libfags get all butthurt about it

>>1263693

That clip with Brian hitting her with the paper needs to get posted on its own

It's a clip of many, many uses

>>1253319
they fuking stole tuck frump from twitch chat
am i supposed to take this seriously?

>>1263435
You made me chuckle anon

>>1262902
I am going to enjoy explaining to my kids what this change was like.

>>1262055
Nigel Farage is what I think of when I think of the classic "English gentleman"
Smart, concise, eloquent, a snappy dresser and last but not least, appropriately sassy when necessary.

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I like Pence, but Mr.McMahon would've made a better running mate.

>>1262055

so much power together on that stage

>>1264784

well.. she was a cutie 30 years ago

>>1265947
underrated

>>1261974
perfecting your human emotions for hours

Anyone have that webm of Trump saying China repeatedly?

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>>1267093
yap

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>>1267093
>>1267274
Original version

>>1261154
seeing trump rip into jeb is what convinced me he's the person i want as president. Jeb is such a pushover and would have been so shit for our country if he got elected.

>>1260764

did he say slave owners?

>>1268611
Subtitles say "swing voters".

>>1262022
wait wait wait, nigel have been giving a speech on trump ralley?

>>1268502
>why suggest otherwise
she was his political opponent at that time, what kind of idiot made that webm? you???

>>1268668
The video is 8 years old, and it shows that Hillary's a hypocrite for calling out Trump on the birther issue.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/aug/22/fact-checking-media-yes-clinton-machine-did-start-/

>>1267007

Glorious. In my limited experience with African Americans (in Australia), they know that Democrats have fucked them but don't want to admit it.

>>1268904
lol. Even the CNN technicians are sick of their shit

>>1269103
That's MSNBC man, even tho they're the same shit as CNN.

>>1253633
Oh shit I live near there.
When was this?

>>1253319
LOL I was laughing at the way they all have the same voice tone pitch and cadance and THEN FUCKING WHEELCHAIR MIDGET
AND THEN FUCKING JAYDEN HAWKINS!
OH GOD MY GUTS HURT!!!

>>1254088
i dont think you guys know how retarded this make him look

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>>1273035
>no fun allowed
Dude, calm your shit, it's all in good fun.

>>1273035
it's just funny you mong. not everything has to be 100% pro-trump to be funny

>>1254088
>ever?
every time

does anyone have the creepy cruz webm with the eerie music and his pudgy face up close while he is laughing?

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>>1273820
Here you go anon.

>>1255386
> don't get nervous
kills me everytime

>>1255366
What song?

>>1274256
unsettling, this webm is so unsettling.

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>>1252458

>>1261441
>double nigger in background
I hate it when /pol/ drags memes into real life

>>1276165
i love this guy

>>1276682
What the fucks wrong with gary? Why the fuck is everyone so upset about the term illegal immigrants? They are here illegally, not legally, which makes them illegal immigrants.

And assuming that they only belong to the hispanic ethnicity, lol.

>>1276699
He's an open borders sperg.
>>1269819

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>>1276706

>>1263537
His speech is very inspiring with this music, this foggy stage and the barren land...

>>1276709

ICELAND STRONG!!!

They took Greenland though. Bastards ran over Kangerlussauq and are going for Ittoqqortoormiit and Qeqertarsuaq next.

>>1253319
nobody can be this retarded...
hillary paid them i suppose.

>>1276859
Go check out anti-Trump rally's, they are full of people exactly like those shown in that webm, the type is very real sadly.

>>1276682
>it just is
lul

>>1277468
like a boss

>>1273035
Yeah, that's Trump supporters in a nutshell. They think everyone's laughing with them, when they're actually laughing at them.

>>1278509
The look on her fucking face kek. Did that stupid cunt really think he was just talking out of his ass about Killary smashing Blackberries?

>>1268502
christ john goodman is old

>>1261441
"i deserve that"
ayy

>>1278449
I wonder if the kid would act tough without the camera.

>>1262055
He's a great speaker desu

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EVERYBODY DANCE!

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>>1278475
she should have done this in her blackface makeup

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>>1279621
She really looks bad

>>1279621
Russia did 9/11. What a stupid ass bitch

>>1269004
>reflection doesn't disapear
he has to go back

>>1279629
Holy fucking shit.

Welcome to your new world order.

>>1279621
She looks like the crazy cat lady light version.

>>1279629
SHUT IT DOWN!

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https://twitter.com/HFA/status/772563031716982786

It's over. Hillary invoked Goobygate.

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PACK IT IN BOYS, SHE'S DONE

>>1282829
>10 seconds in
>GULP GULP COUGH COUGH

you gotta be fucking kidding me

>>1276691
>offending mil- lots of people who are watching
Even she knows no one watches her shitty show.

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>>1255392
Unity as Americans, not as blacks, whites, democrats, republicans, muslims, christains, homosexuals, heterosexuals, WE ARE ALL AMERICANS, AND WE WILL ALL WORK TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!

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>>1282829
>>1282926
>>1283052
>>1283111

>B-but this health (cough) issue is j-just a (cough) (cough) conspiracy theory!

>>1278509
>>1278525
who is this 4chan?

>>1283544
Fucking hilarious.
I can go to sleep giggling now.

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>>1263693
that family guy clip made me roflmao my kek off

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This is the only future I look forward to.

>>1283964
What's that? Perfect Dark?

>>1283969
Nah the first DAH! game

>>1263317
A rare pepe.

>>1253319
Funny... I didn't see Hilary at Louisiana...

>>1282829
holy shit, it's even funnier with msnbc trying to save her

>>1284322
MAKE GREAT DEALS

>>1254088
I found this guy's yotube channel but I can't find this video on there. Any help?

>>1282829
>TFW Hillary has tuberculosis

>>1268904
This is glorious.

>>1284863
Not sure why it isn't on his channel anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YzMh5qV2i0

>>1278333
shill detected

>>1285192
What the fuck is he even saying.

>>1285201
They basically assume that Trump's most important demographic (poorly educated whites) won't show up to vote, as in 2012. But the CNN poll shows that there is a big enthusiasm gap. It's just like Brexit.

>>1255825
That whole episode was good tbqh, Trump really made SNL funny for a night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg0pO9VG1J8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkLzSLkYnGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYP4Cvbpl-8

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>>1283243
but not as blacks, democrats, most republicans, muslims, homosexuals, or, pretty much the entirety of the working class.

Great again.

>>1272904
fuck my sides

>>1253319
soooo its a video full of insults, crying about being insulted, and having children use vulgar language to promote propaganda?


wooow the irony.

(notice large majority is brown, hmmm commifornia, i sense your presence)

>>1255377
i fucking died man, i havent laughed that hard in a looooong time.

>>1255392
i havent used my single man tear all year, and holy shit i came close.

>>1263738
looks like it's from elianora, a modder on the nexus. dunno if she? is going to upload it somewhere. it'd be great to get more followers.

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>>1282829
>>1283052

>>1261295
can you post it?

>>1259824
Song?

>>1258579
What a fucking dumpster fire

>>1285314
>(poorly educated whites)
That's not very tolerant.

But I noticed that here in germany people started to call 20% of the population of a state dumb since they voted for the AfD last sunday.

Not nice.

/r/ing Ramzpaul's remix of the guy yelling PEPAYYYY at Hillary's speech

>>1286473
Out of all those jokes, Peyton Manning is the one that tells the best one? Holy shit, these were bad.

>>1287187

Leftists one and only attack method is character assassination; they'll play the racist and bigot card quickly and aggressively to try and shut down any discourse. The key is to laugh it off and turn their attacks against them.

>>1287187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpdt7omPoa0

>>1276682
>how's the crackdown on 11million undocumented workers going to work out?
>president obama has deported 2million heads of household
so, pretty easily, apparently

>>1287187
who, whom

>>1285586

No, as someone familiar with Parkinson's that's not what it looks like.

She's ill as fuck, but pick a better disease.

>>1262055
>>1262056
A new, stronger America/UK alliance was forged that night. Father and son working together to rule the galaxy.

>>1285187
Single women are a disease and Trump is the cure.

>>1276691
Illegals are a slap in the face to the people who went through the trouble of going to the US legally. they should be deported, if not for the sake of legal mexican immigrants who now have to compete with people who can work under minimum wage. fuck this retarded woman and fuck msnbc. what a fucking joke

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>>1286473
>roasting my waifu
S T O P
T
O
P

New thread
>>1291137

New thread
>>1291137

>>1263374
Trump will cut your taxes.

That's right. A republicain giving poor people tax cuts

>>1261154
>>1261154
That wtc talk is just low.

>>1292623
It's definitely fair play to put the responsibility for 9/11 on Bush, or at least on the government, especially in light of the manipulation of the American people to invade Iraq. The president often has to take the blame for someone else's mistakes too.

http://www.businessinsider.com/new-report-shows-how-many-warnings-about-bin-laden-were-ignored-by-the-bush-white-house-2012-9

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/11/opinion/the-bush-white-house-was-deaf-to-9-11-warnings.html

On the other hand, Trump apparently did not lose any close friends. He loves to use the lie of truthful hyperbole.

>>1268904
You can't make this shit up LOL

>>1278449
>bitch, bitch, you fucking bitch

fuck these kid is pathetic, harrassing an old man like this

>>1285192
chuck todd was implicated as being complicit with the clinton campaign in the first dncleaks. brian williams and lara logan were publicly disciplined for less.

>>1286473

The roast of Ann Coulter featuring Rob Lowe?

>>1274406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GhNo6ed7mM

>>1260764
Bet that lil sloot loves browsing /b/..

>>1261441
Is that mace or something?

Also,
>Goes to/Does hit someone
>Gets Maced
>sarcastic "Yep I deserved that"

Gotta love these special snowflakes, thinking they can get away with anything and when someone defends themselves takes no blame.

>>1261103
More like
>Where are the launch codes?
>"I don't recall where they are."

>>1254305
>tfw no black trump supporter gf
dont even care for trump too much but its a nice break from blm fuckers