post sneks

>>1251388 I enjoyed this webm.

>>1251391
it took me entirely too long to realize it was playing dead

>>1251384
As a herpetologist, this thread pleases me. XD

>>1251384
>>1251388
>>1251391
>>1251511
>>1251828
These are danger noodles

>>1251828
>>1251830
delet this!

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>>1252161

>>1251828
So dis is how snake poop

>>1251828
>that pooling in the carpet
I think I'm gonna puke
>snake poop looks like butter
definitely gonna puke

>>1252161
>Otacon! You son of a bitch!

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>>1252161
okay actually related one this time

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>>1252359

>>1251388
Hello, Sir. Do you have a moment to hear the workd of our lord and savior THE BASILISK?

>>1251828
That's pee, son.

>>1251384
Sneks are degenerate

>>1251828
So thats where tofu comes from...

>>1251388
>Julius Snake

>>1253110

Titanium Testicles

>>1254531
And now I've been dragged into the Snakes With Hats world. This is how people feel like when they're looking at cat videos on the internet.

>>1253221
Can I get a version without the editing?

>>1253391

>when you're so autistic you've become immune to snake venom

>>1255053
NO

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>>1255053
>>1255655

yes you can because that 2bcont is fucking cancer and always has been

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>>1251384

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>>1251384

>>1253221
what the fuck, what kind of snek gets that fucking big, is that a fake?

>>1256164
is no fek snek

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>>1256090

>>1255074
I've done that, herpetology is fun

>>1254955
they pulled all the fangs out

>>1253221
still made me jump

>>1253305
anime was a mistake

>>1251830
do you really think you're funny?

>>1251388
>that plop

>>1255797
Is that fucking thing galloping

Guys, anyone got the gif/webm about a Gaboon snake biting the living shit of a rat?

>>1253391
Sauce?

>>1256549
Clock time doesn't change. Shitty attention to detail.

>>1255797
Does that not look like the happiest spider on the planet?

>>1256470
That's how most spiders run.

That ones just slow enough to catch it.

>>1256595
Viperkeeper. The snake is Elvis, his king cobra. He doesn't fuck with it anymore because it's about 3 times the size and even more aggressive nowadays though.

>>1253391

>It's like a hose reel working.
>BROOOOOOP

I don't have any webms but I just bought my first noodle about 2 weeks ago. He's a regular western hognose. Guys have any idea what to name him? I'm trying to stick with a greek mythology theme for my animals if that helps

>>1256829
Ares, Destroyer of worlds.

>>1256617
Broken clock.

>>1256829
gorgon

>>1253221
This one is no fun, because the whole point of the original was a jumpscare

>>1257054
filename made me laugh

>>1256829
jon

>>1258199
Do snakes feel any sort of affection?

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>>1258229
As far as I know they don't.

>>1258229
No clue, but I know my desert tortoise does love receiving attention.

>>1258229
no, imbecile. they are reptiles, ergo, they have a reptile's brain. they can just about feel pain, temperature and urgency

>>1251391
snek dance :3

>>1258229
That's up for debate. They can definitely associate human interaction with a low stress environment, so sort of, but beyond that I think the lines are blurred

>>1258229
They like the heat your warm blooded body gives off. That's about as far as it goes.

>>1258229
No.

Snakes, insects, spiders and fish are shit tier pets.

>>1258990
Fish are more about aesthetics as pets, though.

You don't get them to interact with them, you get them because you find them interesting or they're neat to watch.

>>1255689
Amen. That, the john ceena and matching parts of a video to a song. Literal cringe.

>>1258990
Don't talk shit about sneks

>>1251384
Is that your voice? [spoiler]You sounds really cute[/spoiler]

>>1251391
>This doesn't have wu tang or eurobeat for the dance

>>1259530
So?

>>1259538
It could have been a great meme my dude

>>1251391
Let me alone i am dedz

>>1259123
Wimp.

>>1254531

sauce on that song cover?

>>1258482
something tells me a mammal is behind this post

>>1255074
top kek

Do someone has the webm with the two-headed snek?

>>1258229
Snakes (and reptilians in general) are the second least intelligent vertebrates, above amphibians. In general, I would say they have the intelligence of most fish. Alligators and sharks are smarter, but still only around the intelligence of a chicken or pidgeon.

It's debatable how much those animals are even aware of their surroundings; they can perceive the world of course but it's through a very strong lens of instinct, not thought.

>>1251391
>ew dont touch me
>ARGGHH, he touched me!
>get it off! get it off!

>>1259529
Unfortunatly not, it's just a video I found on yt

>>1256549
I don't recall this in the show did they make an ova?

>>1261843
>live rats for your ball python
What a dumbass.

>>1260556
green dragon

>>1261834
Thats the one. Thanks. Do you happen to know if this cute thing lived shorter than the average for its species? or did it lived as usual?

>>1261898
What? I feed my fucking corn snake live rats.

>>1253072
Kek

>>1262277
>Not dislocating the spine first

>>1259706
i smirked

>>1261843

I've seen a bunch of vids of dude's heads being blown off by isis, and I can't finish the webm because I'd feel bad for the little rodent.

>>1258990
If you get a fish that is not for looks e.g. a bass they are pretty smart once had a pair of bass in my fish tank that I caught and actually managed to somewhat give them commands I would point to a side of the tank I would want him to go and he would go there

>>1260569
That's funny, because crocodilians have been seen to use tools in the wild, varanids are capable of distinguishing between human faces, and cobras have the rare gift of self-awareness (ie, if you put a mirror in front of them they can recognize themselves versus another cobra).

So there's that.

>>1261898
Live rats for anything is dumb as shit unless the animal WILL not take anything else.

>>1261898
Please explain why it is a bad idea.

>>1261712
It's a bunch of little side videos made back during the air runs iirc. Called 'day in the daily life of a monster girl' or something like that. That Webm was more or less an entire clip/episode if memory serves right. I remember having a heck of a time hunting down the last half of the clips they made fro some odd reason

>>1261843
i need this to my back yard

>>1263094
Live rodents can fuck up a constrictor.
While they're getting the life squeezed out of them, they'll do their damnedest to escape.
They scratch and they bite trying to get away.
You risk having your snek get blinded by their food, or getting an infection from getting cut open by the little bastards.

>>1256829
Payer Of Debts, the most mythological creature from Greece

>>1262269
Sorry for the lack of source anon but I heard two-headed animals often die quicker, like cloned animals or any creature that might have genetic defects. Someone can chime in with sources and disprove me but I believe they don't live very long.

>>1263094
the rat can fight back biting and kill the snake plus some time they just dont wanna eat so you gotta be careful

>>1263203
Well they deserve it. They're ugly and slithery.

>>1263498
You take that back, fucker.

>>1258229
yes
snakes have positive responses to human contact, unlike other non-mammals

>>1260569
birds are reptiles so ???

>>1263498
Weird way to insult rats.

>>1260569
Then why did Julius learn how to open doors?

>>1262277
You shouldn't, a rat/mouse can really fuck up a snake

>>1262491
That's because Humans>pets>rodents>>niggers>sand niggers

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>>1251388
>mfw i hate sneks
>mfw THEY CAN OPEN DOORS NOW

>>1264145
There is a way to stop them.
See >>1252359

>>1264145
>hating sneks

>>1253391
here's an idea that i hate
a 3d version of this video

>>1261834
>no i wanna drive
>no i wanna drive
>no i wanna drive
>no i wanna drive
>no i wanna drive
>no i wanna drive

>>1253072
This needs the screaming orgasm sound edited in to it.

>>1260569
>Alligators and sharks are smarter

This.

Gustave, a crockodile has killed and eaten over 200 people and is still alive and kicking to this day.

>>1261834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME2BN0tJv34 In this video the owner reveals that sometimes the heads will try to eat each other after feeding. He needs to give them a bath to get rid of the smell of food on them in order to prevent it.

>>1258199
That's a strange dog.

>>1251388
>AvonCalling.webm

>>1251388
that sure is a weird cat!

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>>1262491
yeah honestly. Who could harm cute little rodents like that? Rats are probably 10x smarter than snakes too. Hell so is this hamster

>>1251391
What a drama queen.

>>1261898
Because apparently all snakes, even those in the wild, prefer their rats served on a plate with candles and a glass of wine.

Get out of your mom's basement dumbass

>>1260569
Chickens and pigeons are very intelligent by animal standards.

You should see what all those chicken people on tumblr get up to. It's the caged for life birds that are basically brain dead and that's entirely due to a life with zero stimulation.

As for pigeons, they have complex social interactions including grief over dead flock mates. There have been cases where one bird in a mated pair died and it's partner became disheveled and depressed.

>>1264934
Are you this autistic

>>1263968
having a positive behavioral response to human contact doesn't translate to them feeling emotional affection in the sense we do.

>>1264891
>Rats are probably 10x smarter than snakes too
i had 3 Pet rats as a kid
they are extremely smart
i watched my rat come up with a way to open it's cage that involved a backflip.

>>1251828
i dont want a snek anymore

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>>1266286
Felix Colgrave. Nice.

>>1251830
YOU BROWSE IMGUR!!!!!!!

>>1262603
Really? I'd love to see an article about it.

>>1267221
what a stupid cunt

>>1267278
I heard the snake died poisoned because of the implant.

>>1256164
Looks to be an anaconda that don't

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>>1251384

>>1266303
>>1266286
Fuck, I didn't know Felix made a new animation. The man is a god.

>>1264094
pets>humans>rodents>etcetc
when it comes to killing, rather see people die than dogs

>>1263203
Then why not buy trained rodents that don't bite or scratch?

>>1270450
Are you simple?
Training costs money, and even then, it's not a guarantee.

You could train a dog to be the nicest pooch in the world, but as soon as you start strangling it to death, all bets are off.

>I certainly hope this is just weird bait, because otherwise, I have lost confidence in the people who cook my fries.

>>1264934
no, you fuckin idiot. because the rat can see the snake, as opposed to the snake sneaking up on it outside, so the rat has a better chance of fighting back and killing the snake

>>1253391
My palms are fucking sweating after watching this. I can't stand snakes.

>>1253407
Not
"Hello, Ssssssir. Do you have a moment to hear the world of our lord and ssssssavior"

>>1271153
Looks like you can read.

>>1258229
No. You could raise and tend to a snake for years, and if it got a chance to eat you, it would. They are completely soulless animals incapable of emotion or really, even, feeling happiness. Their entire existence revolves around avoiding pain and the anxiety of hunger and unpleasant temperature. That last part is why they sometimes tolerate contact with humans. They're stealing your calories for warmth.

They're like if Schopenhauer designed an animal.

>>1264934
Snakes are ambush predators doofus, the rat isn't supposed to see it coming, it's supposed to go "oh fug I'm being killed by a snek" after it's already having its endoskeleton obliterated by the python's muscular might.

>>1258229
It isn't affection, per say, but snakes and reptiles do like their handlers/owners over others (if they're kind and take care of the snek properly)

>>1260684
what is it with people who think it's funny to pretend that animals can talk?
>hurr imagine snakes could talk it would probably say something like this XDD huehu lol lmao great meme

>>1256617
Maybe she did it all ìn under a minute?

>>1266286
The animation was so good. To bad the music was awful.

>>1253110
Why would you slap a snake? That seems like a great way to get bit

>>1272081
The animation is one of the most basic things I've ever seen.
It's essentially just still images put in separate layers. The most credit I can give to this piece of shit is the sprouting leaves

The artstyle and color scheme has potential though

>>1272082
they dont have any fangs

>>1256299
a missnake amirite

>>1272075
It was just the first thought that came up.
Settle down.

>>1272075
Unlike you, most people have this thing called imagination.

>>1272622
That's a mighty funny looking Cheerio.

>>1272606
>>1272470
Exactly the fucking point.
Blurting out your absolute first thought with unoriginal and unsurprising "jokes"

>>1264891
what the hell is up with this video?
brazilians are weird af

>>1256829
I ended up going with >>1256829 but I have a question for anons here.

My western hog greatly prefers to stay buried, will his lack of uvb intake from this negatively impact him? Should I even bother with a uvb at that point?

>>1272622
>>1272646
Fucking lost

>>1253110
>>1254955
>>1272082
All the snakes there are defanged, They physically cannot harm him.

>>1274159
I'm no expert but this looks fake

>>1251391
This snake is actually in extreme distress and probably overheated as well.

>>1274178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIG1JRNzYeI
it is.

>>1274185
>This snake is actually in extreme distress
Any animal using its "don't get eaten" technique could probably be described that way.

>>1258278
Why is this the first time I've seen a snek drink?

>>1259521
tell him yo

>>1264337
I thought the case with him was the Rebels in that area of africa were killing people and throwing them in the water. Then he got big as fuck from the extra food and lack of competition

>>1256622
"i caut snek. am hapi spoder"

Now hold on there...

>>1266025
Yes the small fuckers are cleaver, I had 2 chinchillas, I used to let them out for the night and somehow both learned to sit on and jump around my hand (while I was sleeping) when they wanted to go back to the cage. Those little fucks woke me up every fucking night.

>>1283268
I want to slap her so hard.

>>1264947
I own chickens

they're really stupid

>>1258229

nope, my uncle had a python that he used to treat like a pet and pet, it used to lay next to him all the time, later found out that the snake would only lay next to him to see if he would fit inside him.

>>1258229
sneks hate everything

It's spelled snake.
I'm not sure how so many of you could have messed it up.

>>1284995
>guaranteed replies

>>1274159
This looks like Syfy channel quality CGI.

>>1267816
Fuck the little snakes

>>1262269
It did not live to be full grown. In fact most of them don't. They usually die from some sort of complication or another somewhere down the road, most of the time earlier than later. Source would be me. I get to see them more than most people due to my work. When you breed larger numbers genetic anomlies pop up more. They sell for a SHIT ton sometimes. Crazy what people will pay. I have quite a few two headed specimens in jars, as they really don't live long and I like to preserve them after death. Same thing for other genetic alterations such as conjoined twins and such. My favorite is a gecko with two bodies joining into one head. 3 eyes, one on each side and a single on the forehead.

Interesting stuff.

>>1274185
That is a hognose
It will pretend to be dead, what you see here, and gives off a terrible dead flesh smell to deter predators

>>1284209
I worked in a pet store and would hear this twice a week
It still makes me physically cringe every time I hear it and even family members who "seen it on the facebook" refuse to accept its bullshit

>>1257054
Fucking top jej

>>1253391
He must face death every 10 seconds.

>>1274260
Thats what I was about to say desu senpai

>>1262603
I've only heard of the 5 great apes, elephants, dolphins, and magpies being able to recognize themselves in a mirror. with those animals being the only 8.
Can you show me an example because I'd really want to see it

>>1263447
I see. Thanks.

>>1286656
I did supposed they didnt lived long but wasn't totally sure. And that gecko sounds totally crazy!

>>1286611
How can you hate something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz2opOBqClo

>>1264211
It doesn't

>open webm
>immediately pause it
>skip ahead to see if it's a cute snek or a grumpy snek
>close it if it's a grumpy snek
grumpy sneks are way to scary

>>1251384
Can someone make this cute snek into a webm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz2opOBqClo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXvxaBYRMLM

>>1252161
The cutest snek :3

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post your most talented sneks

>>1294144
where snek

>>1251828
I get more and more turned on by this with each viewing

Halp

>>1267916
wat dat mouh do

>>1264934
I had both rats and snakes at the same time once. Tried to feed the rat babies to the snakes, seeing as they probably wouldn't put up much of a fight to the snakes, but they didn't give a shit about them.

My snakes would only eat the dead rats I bought from the store, reheated in the micro-wave. Guess they got used to food that didn't struggle.

>>1253409
Jesus fucking christ that makes my sphincter clench.

>>1257606
Aye man, thats pretty cool

>>1284019
I do too, but not with my hand

>>1295068
Did you have fun cleaning the microwave after the rats exploded?

>>1274024
Snakes in general don't need UVA or UVB.

>>1295427
i am strangely aroused

>>1267916

I feel like this should have been tied in with some sort of Snake Eater remaster or soemthing somehow.

>>1294144
So you're telling me they can open doors and climb walls?

we have to stop them while we still have time.

>>1251384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrsBr_JDmhw

>>1295748
I always suspected this but a guide I had been looking at told me my snake needed full spectrum. Thanks anon

>>1257606
can sneks even taste sweetness?

>>1266025
Thats a hamster, back legs give it way.
They are dumb as shit

>>1295088
the cobra was defanged, the baby was in no danger

>>1272622
>honey Nope:Cheerios

>>1261834
we said post sneks not ferks xD

>>1295881
no, but they can smell it

>>1267916
Directed by hideo kojima

>>1256829
Since it's a male, you can name it Ladon, the brother of the gorgons. However, if it gets proved that it's a female, you can name it any of the names of the gorgon sisters; Stheno, Evryalle, or Medusa.

>>1295427
what anime is this bro

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Careful.
Jumpscare

>>1274159
Top Snek

>>1296858
monster musume

check the meta data next time

>>1296888
thanks dude

>>1258229
Herpetologist here. Advanced reptiles can feel affection, like in some testudine and agamid species, but the kings of "mammalian" levels of affection are Varanidae and Teiidae, especially in larger monitors and tegus. Some large snakes do have people preference and can tell one person from another, espeically highly advanced species like more modern elapids (Cobras, mostly). They have individual personalities and can range from docile as shit to mischievous fuckery.

>>1274185
nah man, just a hognose doing hognose things you look at them funny in the wild and they play dead.

>>1258229
depends on how you define affection.

if you treat them right, as a carnivorous reptile, not a pick up and play pet, they will associate you with food and maybe warmth which is about as much as you will ever get from a reptile.

>>1274178
>>1286423
I'm pretty sure the hawk would at least kill the damn thing before trying to carry it off somewhere

at least from what I've seen

>>1296864
What an absolute spook there

>>1274260
Snakes gather their water from their prey or absorbing moisture through their skin. They're extremely efficient with their water use so it's very rare they need to take a drink.

>>1296864
Simultaneously browsing YouTube and I find this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz2opOBqClo

>>1286834
>>1296922
That doesn't change anything, reptiles don't handle this stuff as well as we do. It can be painful, even lethal for them to be overly-stressed.

>>1270450
easier to kill them than train them
snakes don't care
some lizards and small snakes eat rat fetuses too

>>1274185
>overheated
>snake
nah

>>1260558
>be snek
>wish i had hands

feels bad man )^:

>>1296864
THAT WAS STILL SCARY WTF

>>1269018
>being this much of a retarded faggot

>>1260569
I assume these are your assumptions? Or you are trolling? Either way I'll correct it (3/10 if trolling). Not all snakes are equal in intelligence, just like people. Snakes that don't have to hibernate tend to have higher levels of intelligence due to their brain being warm and active all year round. A King Cobra is a somewhat intelligent snake, while a garter snake is smart as a fish. Lizards on the other hand, monitor lizards in particular, are orders of magnitude smarter than an alligator or a shark. Monitor lizards are the most intelligent reptiles on Earth as far as we know. They have personality traits, distinct ways to kill different types of prey, can figure out multiple approaches to find prey, and can recognize their owners. The name monitor lizard comes from their habit of a daily routine of following a path around their territory(say a square mile), as they "monitor" their grounds, and at night settling back in their burrow that they might have dug themselves or stole from a rabbit(and possibly feasted on). Monitors are from tropical or arid areas so benefit from warmth all year which is necessary for higher brain function.

>>1274159
What the actual fuck

>>1284995
Damn, public schooling failed me, ty 4chan!

>>1295427
why the fuck does it have ears?

>>1297084
bs I had a rat snake who drank water every single day along with his daily hamster and newspaper.

>>1297517
>along with his daily hamster and newspaper.

Your snake eats newspaper? (I assume he didn't read it)

>>1297084
mine drink after every meal, cottonmouth.

>>1256224

>I'LL GET YOU, G.I JOE!

>>1295427
This sorta describes my current relationship

>>1295427
>>1251828
for the love of god please do these in the same webm

>>1267221
Snek has standards, he wont kiss anyone.

>>1256224
Why do people keep snakes when they're so stupid and aggressive?

I mean if the snake showed aggression and you gave it a good whack with that rod, would it even be smart enough to learn not to show aggression?

>>1297852
I wish there was a longer version.

I hate dogs.

>>1297852
what the fuck man

>>1297852
the worst one. why would you do dis

>>1297850
It's a kingsnake. It sees its reflection in the lens, and thinks its another kingsnake. Kingsnakes eat other snakes, so...

>>1297852
SAVAGE
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>>1255797
Is that spider dragging a venomous coral snake?

>>1257054
He looks like he's practicing boxing on those little punching bags

>>1258229
Snakes are less workable than lizards and whatnot. I'd say rare cases they can have nice responses with certain people. But they're kinda iffy on that whole affection stuff. I had a ball python a while back who was real chill and nice to me, but didn't like others. It was a rough time to get it trusting and tame, but it seemed nice enough to understand I was its caretaker. Dont really know if it loved me though.

Lizards though, they are sweet. Some will associate food with you, and will come see you when hungry. But some will just come to the front of the enclosure to just have you in sight and be petted or hang out. The limbs probably make them more relatable.

>>1256470

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/wsg/1471793221109.gif&v=XFQpPbjJWTc

>>1295639
kek

>>1297913
>Welcome to Australia!.gif

>>1258229
Mostly, they see you and other humans as a mobile Sun that they can wrap around.

As a result of this, they perceive humans and the affection that we give them as being in a low-stress environment where they don't have to lash out to survive.

Besides the free warmth we give them, no, it is unlikely that they feel affection.

>>1297906
Nazi mods deleting posts

>>1297767
kek, please someone

>>1256299
Anaconda was a mistake.

>>1297506
Because it's half human?

>>1295427
it's a naga, not a snake-girl

I can't explain the anatomy of the centaur though, that shit makes no sense

>>1295427
Hot damn this show is giving me a monster girl fetish that I never knew I wanted

>>1302353
I think they actually refer to her as a Lamia, but I guess the details don't really matter that much as it's not like anything is accurate to any myth.

Just someone throwing shit out that he barely remembers, but IIRC the original myth about Nagas came from some of the groups in the Indochina region. Nagas were supposed to be a proud and noble race that were emissaries of the gods. The Lamia was originally a nationalistic myth out of Early Rome. It was some story about how one of their rival kingdoms, I think where modern Libya is but I can't remember for sure, had a founder and first queen that was a terrible monster that was half woman, half snake that drank human blood.

When Gygax and co created Dungeons and Dragons they just kind of picked through old myths to come up with things to convert into enemies, and then early computer rgs further took those, making Nagas, Lamias, etc into just kind of generic monster people.
And then anime came to make them into fapbait.
Anyone who either remembers more or wants to put effort into looking it up feel free to correct me.

>>1302353
I can't explain the anatomy of the centaur though, that shit makes no sense

Two words lad

HORSE

PUSSY

>>1254514
kekd too hard at this

>>1259697
Puttin' On The Ritz
By Various

>>1257606
top snek

>>1284995
pretty sure its snek. mandelaeffectfag

>>1296900
>mischevious fuckery
kek'd

>>1299052
my side XD

>>1259706
Kek

>>1260556
The full video of this is aesthetic as fuck. Make sure you watch in at least 1440p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNJdPyoqt8U

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>>1251384

>>1297850
Snakes aren't aggressive at all, especially not domesticated ones

Kingsnakes eat other snakes and are carnivorous, so it sees its own reflection in the lens and pounces to attack it.

>>1258990
>t. never owned a snake, insect or spider as a pet
Snakes are god tier, as well as lizards. Spiders are total bros and insects, that one depends on the insect

>>1297460
Correction, monitor lizards steal burrows from a certain type of bird that lays in the ground, and rarely ever rabbits. Everything else is spot on though

>>1304219
>mouse sensitivity too high

>>1252359
DON´T THREAD ON ME

>>1261898
>>1262277
>>1262605
>>1263094
>>1264934
You know what they say about images and words, right?
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aeNOPbW_700b.jpg
Ignore the 9gag URL, for some reason It doesn´t let me upload the one I had saved and this was the best result with reverse image search
There it goes my snake eater filename joke

>>1295639
With your foot?

>>1295427
I've never binge watched a series in my entire life.
I haven't watched an anime in years.
These were only truths before I came across this webm, anon...

>>1251391
Fuckin shit ALL over it's self.

>>1284995
its a snek you dip

>>1260569
>Alligators and sharks are smarter,
Komodo dragons are by far the most intelligent reptiles, they brush their teeth (literally), can recognise different zoo keepers and can count
Sharks are dumber than most bony fish.

>>1304447
nice

>>1251388
ay gurl i can smel that pussi you want sum fuk?

>>1304560
O blessed ignorance... How you will come to miss that in the future after browsing 4chan for a week.

>There are people who don't like snakes that come into snake threads
Why?

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>>1251830
fuck off >>>/leddit/

>>1260558

Yeee gopher snake. These guys are all over SoCal

>>1308938
because the world needs to know what pieces of shit these animals are.

>>1256617
It's a time lapse of her morning routine, of course.

>>1263094
>>1261898
>>1261843
Well, on top of the damage to the snake... This is a hooded rat. I mean, that's not even a species of feed rat, so it's gonna cause more problems than mice and rats specifically bred for eating. (And hooded rats are among your smartest rats - you can train them to do tricks and stuff - so it's kind of a waste.)

>>1296900

I've never heard of monitors or whiptails being affectionate.

please explain.

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>>1251384
REMOVE SNEK

>>1272622
*plop*