Katy Perry thread

>>1244445
MUH

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>>1244587
hi im new, what is this meme mean?

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>>1244445
hnnnng

What a dumb bitch

>>1244949
mad?

>>1244949
Who hurt you, anon?

So hot

>>1244949
I'm not masturbating to her intelligence, fag.

can we get the one with her lying down in that pink jumpsuit during a concert?

>>1246199
^^

>>1246267
^^

>>1244603
its short for "muh dick" which could also be short for "muh dick is hard"
its an expression that usually denotes something arousing

>>1247492
oh ok

>>1244428
>Another year long Katy thread
I want to get off Mrs. Perry's wild ride.

>>1249623
the post that lasted a thousand years

>>1244603
>hi im new, what is this meme mean?
it means go back to r.e.d.d.i.t, fegget

>>1250164
damn dude, got anything better to do? :)

>>1251306
>:)
kill yourself

>>1251574
no

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>>1250164
>>1251306
>>1251574
>>1251711
Stop derailing the thread, you faggots

>>1251867
>Stop derailing the thread, you faggots
We're really sorry, merciful one , keep posting more of that goddess please

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>>1252134
Ask and you shall receive, friend :^)

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>>1252767

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>>1252770

>>1252767
whoa

>>1252770
muh dick hnnnnggg

>>1244949
>What a dumb bitch
she is actually fairly intelligent if you listen to her speak.

>>1254884
Not him but
>She votes Democrat regardless of candidate instead of being an informed middle-of-the-road-voter

This years DNC was... something.

>>1256730
It was wasnt it? I laughed when she mentioned her parents basically disagreeing with everything she did. But if I hated every celebrity for being politically different I couldnt watch anything

why are these threads so popular? they last for years

ayy lmao

>>1244526
>>1244528
What are these called?

anyone have the webm of her on the cloud from california gurls?

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Incredible singer.

>>1264450
She sounds so terrible what happened here?

>>1264688
No autotune.

>>1264718
Guess that was her secret, did anyone point out how terrible she sounded?

>>1264450

Her voice in the mix is too loud. If she was lower with some EQ and effects and the music was louder dont think her awful notes wouldn't be as noticeable.

>>1264726
Crowd obviously gets playback, this is just the sound from her microphone that crowd won't hear.

>>1264805
How did the person that made this webum get it?

>>1264812
There's lots of similar videos in youtube from various artists.

Now i understand why there's no sound in these webms.

>>1262672
Fap material

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>>1252134
>edgelord getting edgy but not contributin

Careful you little faggot, ur tumblr is showing

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I once saw a webm of all the sexy cloud shots edited together, anyone have it?

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>>1266387
nvm i have it

>>1262672
boobs

>>1266909
yea xD

>>1267980
Ecks dee

>>1262672
bubbling

>>1264450
autotune.exe has stopped working

>>1244428
I feel like some of you don't understand the concept of 'work safe'.

>>1274375
>>1274375
I knew there'd be some fag like you

>>1244603
still can't believe that's Jenna Fischer.

I came to this thread expecting
>People wonder if you're fine
memes
There are no memes here
This is a fucking farce
Where are the memes

>>1276174
you are the meme all along

>>1264450
You know you've failed as a singer if there is a whole thread about you in which there is only one webm with sound and it is about how you can't sing without autotune and the rest is just about your hot body

>>1275996
thats katy perry dude

>>1244949
she has more money than you so she wins.

>>1276643
I guess that's a great success in the modern mainstream music bizz.

>>1284063
there's still great music made today but I HATE how everything is autotuned now, every single pop radio song is autotuned into perfectly tuned soulless garbage

>>1275996
>>1244603
she's a Germanic goddess

>>1284046
lol wht is this

bumb

>>1284046
I don't understand what's going on here

>>1274375
go home fucking muslim

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Posting the highest quality .gif ever made

>>1284046
lol, can someone explain this?

All these webms and so few with sound. What is wrong with you all?

>>1293984
None of us like Katy Perry because of her music you fag.

how long will this thread last?

>>1244445
holy shit when she looks down and she fucking knows he's looking. who wouldn't love to be that guy

this thread will never die

>>1264688
>She sounds so terrible what happened here?
this is an isolated recording of her live mic feed. there was a youtube/twitter account that was doing these for all popstars [then banned for it]

you can find more on youtube searching "vocals isolated"

>>1257028
>bend over
>everybody raises camera

kek

>>1244646
when you crop a certain part of a webm but then don't leave the whole thing in...

Katy Perry has soiled herself by going full shill mode for Hillary

>>1293872
niice

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bumpin

>>1244445
>this bit kills me
ngl, cringed a bit

>>1262672
mormon porn

>>1308372
i'd be pissed if I paid for a ticket and I was standing on her left

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pretty colors

>>1311442
this isnt her is it

>>1313762
its jenna fischer

>>1314429
No way

>>1314488
its true

>>1314429
>>1314521
stop lying you faggot
>>1313762
the girl s Alice sinitsyna on youtube she looks like shit honestly, shit face and shit body

>>1314703
u have depression

>>1315333
and you have a retardation

>>1314703
its okay, pal! thats what strangers on the internet ar for. tell us whats wrong and we'll try to help.

>>1293918
>>1289487

have you never seen shit talking ?

>>1316850
no i havent, but when katy does that with her hair does it mean like "fuck you" and what does rhianna say here?

>>1244603
PAM

>>1244428
>Katy Perry
>Kitty Purry
How has she not dressed like a cat yet?

>>1308339
I want to meet the camera guy and beat the living fuck out of him and waterboard his children

>>1327406
is there higher quality of this gif?

>>1324868
>furry detected

>>1321136
Pretends like she had straight silky hair to flick people off with but instead realized she has to use shit extensions for her crappy nappy hair.

>>1330324
ok its like flicking someone off then.
thank you for teaching a poor Autist basic human body language

>>1327265
maybe it was the editors in the backroom who cut it out.
i wonder if she did it intentionally..

>>1324868
http://favim.com/image/406693/

>>1256730
>> /pol/

>>1311442
the fuck
is she dressed like the girl from ME!ME!ME! ?

>>1325011
noice

>>1336755
Very good

>>1308385
I love her short hair. She has a Lisa Stansfield look to her.

>>1244949
tay tay pls go.

>>1336755
mandy kay

>>1244428
didn't she vote in the nude recently?

>>1343937

Yeah, but only in name only. There were bars covering up the good stuff, and I'm about 99.99% sure she was wearing a flesh colored body suit under that robe.

>>1244949
I'm glad we got over the whole Miley Cyrus thing, and today it's more acceptable for popstarts to use their sex appeal without shaming

>>1276643
She's a pop singer. That's like saying "Man, this AAA shooter really failed as a game because all it offered was great visuals and run of the mill gameplay"

>>1293872
it looks like im seeing into my computer

>>1344322
Honestly, it just takes a single artistic pioneer to make things possible for everyone that comes afterwords. I wish more performers were as willing to push the limits like this, since it makes the entire world better.

>>1339520
fuck off tos

dont let it die

Whose dis semendemen

>>1275719
I knew there'd be some neet cunt like you who doesn't understand what being in a work environment is lmozzlepop

>>1264812
Sound engineers and/or cable pullers patching their recording devices in the mix

>>1244646
>>1244445
Wait these have to be two different shots. She looks at him differently in the second one.

>>1251867
She clearly likes showing off her tits. Not just because you can see them, but also because she keeps turning full frontal to the camera.

>>1270383
kek

>>1380644
why did the bear flipp her off?

Flavor of the month t b h

>>1375455
Sauce on this video?

lel no blowjobs for you dumbfucks I guess. MAGA

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>>1385898

>>1385898
kek

FUCK THIS UGLY CUNT!

>>1390263
wow rude

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ayy

>>1264450
I farted in sync with two then almost misspelled farted

how many come here to jerk off?

>>1244603
wtf i love Pam now

>>1256730
to be fair, you have to be really damn dumb to support donald trump, regardless of your political leaning or income

>>1264450
Honestly that was pretty good except for the fumbled legato third intervals and one rogue note. If that's an example of her doing bad, it kind of proves how good she is

>>1403817
faggot

>>1264799
>some EQ and effects and the music was louder dont think her awful notes wouldn't be as noticeable.
There are many of singers who are very good.

Katy is just an auto-tune entertainer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUuK2WGmhMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRBS4slLguE

>>1403817
Good job falling for fake news, dumb cunt

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>>1403817
groups that voted for trump over clinton:
>men
>college educated white men
>college educated white women
>college educated whites in general
>white men
>white women
>whites in general
>married men
>protestants
>catholics
>mormons
>other christian
>average income over $50k


groups that voted for clinton over trump:
>non-whites
>jews
>muslims
>ex-cons
>single mothers
>homosexuals and trannies
>average income under $50k

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-mythology-of-trumps-working-class-support/
Trump supporters tend to be whiter (smarter) and richer than Clinton

>>1244611
i luv u

>>1244428
I honestly think this woman is utter fucking perfection, plastic as she is. That is the perfect female specimen. Like if a woman was naturally like that that right there is a fucking 1000/1000

>>1244949
>MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

>>1331185
>>>1327265
>maybe it was the editors in the backroom who cut it out.
>i wonder if she did it intentionally..

>i wonder if she did it intentionally..
>the height at which she lifted her leg

Total accident my dude

>>1400049
Yeah

people actually like this slut?

>>1380654
looks like an ass for a second

>>1407795
i jerk off to her everyday

>>1264450
katy perry has never been good. that doesnt actually matter to be a star

>>1407795
>people
Yes

>>1407795
you must understand its a really stupid question to ask here. If you and some group of friends were Discussing her performance at the music awards, it would be a better place to ask. But people are obviously here to jack-off

>>1244428
shes got some great hips. Why hasnt she popped any kids out yet

>>1403824
This.

>>1344336
yeah 60fps is like a whole new world

>>1403817
nice B8 M8

>>1404589
>>1404603
B8'd

>>1256730
I'm not sure I can ever morally vote for a Democrat again. I was a bernout until he sold out then hopped on the trump train. Felt strange voting Republican after the last 3 elections of voting democrat.

>>1244616
she just put her tits on this guy's hands

>>1302008
who wouldn't

>>1375455
Anyone know the sauce for this one?

when will the janitors remove these year long threads? i'm sick and tired of seeing this mongoloid everyday on this board


shes hot as fuck though

>>1445495
cry about it ledditor

threads lasted for years before the 2012 influx of /sp/ normies and facebook turds and more people due to fappening in 14 came here and shat all this place up

in 2010 threads on multiple boards could last a week still
2008 they could last 2-3 weeks
here you could last 1-2 years, most on average 3-4 months

kill yourself cancer, make your own thread

>>1446967

>replying to obvious troll

>>1256730
I do the same thing. It's a two party system and only one party represents my interests, while the other either does not or outright opposes them.

Both parties are partisan as fuck, have their members stick together like glue, and have completely opposing views on most issues.

There is no real middle ground. If you are voting for candidates from both parties, you are flip-flopping on 90% of the issues. It is only acceptable when your own party already controls the legislature and produces a godawful candidate as the opposing party nominates a moderate/centrist.

i wonder why women are sexually objectified

>>1266395
tfw you weren't born female

>>1448992
It truly is a mystery

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>>1286919
instead of pulling it up, she's pulling it down
what dirty whore

>>1284597
>>1289487
>>1316850
>>1330324
>>1331170

God all of you are idiots. Rhianna says "you fancy" after Katy was looking at her. Katy does the flick like "gurl I know im bad" so then Rhianna does the same. In this case Rhianna can't do the same hair flick as she has that hairband in there perfectly. They weren't talking shit at all....

>>1284046
I forgot to include you...
>>1461076

>>1264450
I don't think the people here are here for her singing skills.

>>1325011
Does anyone have the full first part of this clip?

>you will never seed her pussy
At least I can keep beating off

>>1377534
Dude just jack it and chill out

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one more year of this shit and its a new record

>>1471734
what do you mean?

shes the hottest average faced chick out there

please dont let this thread die. thx

this thread will live, FOREVER

>>1310680
WE

>>1495078
WILL

I would like to sex on her

>>1264450
what sounds bad here? she is on point all times but the Ohohoh parts, the instruments are also too fucking low, if it was louder it would be a really good performance

i'd literally do anything (that wouldn't involve me getting killed or losing a limb) to fuck her couple times, holy shit she is perfection for me

>>1500154
yeah
5 years ago
time is a bitch

>>1407475
>>at womens march in dc
>> am dude
>> Weird witch tumblr boring ladies bookstore from portlandia lesbians everywhere
>> why am I here
>> I am really out of place
>> whatever
>> I get glances but for the most part the festive left don't care
>> supercrowded can't get around
>> this 5 foot nothing midget in ironic glasses and a beret is fucking GLARING at me
>> almost said what is your problem, realize its katy perry in "disguise"
>> look at instagram it was totes her
Katy fucking perry is only person who made me feel unwelcome at women march
>> bitch

>>1514172
>at basement in moms house
>am dude
>browsing katy perry's instagram dick in hand
>why am I here
>this isn't really porn
>whatever
>mom knocks on door saying "tendies are done!" but I ignore her
>superfat can't get around
>come across picture of katy perry at women's march in ironic glasses and a beret fucking GLARING at me through the screen
>almost screeched in horror, realize I can still fap to this
>die alone

FTFY anon

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>>1514337
autism

>>1514337
kek

>>1497942
KANGS N SHIT

>>1514324
that bassist is gay

>>1516575
Looks like he spanked her.

This damn thread is immortal

>>1519009
thanks

>>1479521
its because its an average face on a perfect body

>>1244445
>>1244646
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

three years of KP thread
tree years of same gifs

I just want to have Sex with her once and then Instantly call her a White Nigger.

is this the longest a non-stickied thread has gone on on 4chan?

>>1523131
and i created it, feels good

>>1525316
No I did.

>>1525364
OP claimimg id

>>1523131
nah. i've seen longer

>>1381603
It's a song about california

>>1523131
there used to be a thread in /i/ that was 3.5 years old it finally got deleted mid 2016

>>1532781
what was it about?

>>1533590
panty from panty and stocking

>>1262672
hello newfriend

>>1523131
Not even close. The last Katy Perry thread was here for a good year, and there was a thread about curling athletes that lasted longer like two years ago.

>>1523131
there was a star trek one that was recently archived that had been up for like 15 months

>>1362049
lmao if I found someone who browsed 4chan at work or school I'd tell everyone I knew what kind of faggot they were.

genuine faggotry is what that is.

>>1308358
seriously?

>>1532210
>TAKE IT BRANDON, TAKE IT BRANDON
>Who?
>Uhhhhhhhh.... BRENDA

>>1532781
I assume it was a mix of usually dead board and only getting replies when on page 10? Or was the bump limit upwards of a million?

>>1415850
>snowfl8k'd

>>1514338
Bumping because I can't let this thread die.

>>1544907
>1544907
thanks friend

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>>1400106
>now

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>>1251867

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it can't die now

>>1252770
I want to blow my big stinky load on those titties

>>1544907
yeaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>1514341
>>1514338
What's the source of these?

>>1250164
hi i'm new here, what is r.e.d.d.i.t?

>>1244428
THIS THREAD MUST NOT DIE

This thread is gonna die.

>>1556701
Not on my watch, pussy boy.

>>1553055
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Bumping this thread!!!

>entire thread got fucking nuked because of Hiro's incompetence

FUCK NIPS
THIS IS ANOTHA PEARL HARBOR