Bugs

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>>1238038

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>>1238044
fucking brown marmorated stink bug

>>1238038
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sauce me please

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>>1238040

>>1238038
clark-ted
if anyone's interested

>>1240806
ty anon

>>1240798
Gets me everytime

>>1240791
>My life in one webm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq-r20mlGes

From the Adult Swim show Off The Air, first time I ever saw these little guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lv57iRvbe4

>>1238051
Kek

>>1238045
Got this shit going on right now outside with big ass flying ants, had to tape the cracks on the front door and go out the sliding door to spray. Entire apartment complex is completely covered with them, can't even see the concrete out front from all the dead ones we sprayed. In an unrelated event (presumably) someones engine caught fire not even 100 feet away out in the middle of the road while we were battling that shit, big ass fire in the middle of the road and people at the taco stand between us and the road still standing in line covered in fucking ants 25 feet from a burning car waiting for tacos.

>>1240814
HOLLOW FANGS

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>>1238038
I gotchu

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>>1246121

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>>1246129

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>>1246148
OH God

>>1246145
It's so chubby that it's kinda cute

>>1246151
those are "hair pencils," meant to spread pheromones. The guy is inflating them on a dead moth using a puff of air

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair-pencil

>>1240791
>Journey

>>1240793
Just watched a SchShow ep which featued these dudes.
They have little fans on the center legs, and wave them around at the female to test if she's already preggers, or if she's down for Netflix and Chill. If she's pregnant, she'll act aggressive and lunge at the dude trying to eat him. If she's interested, then he slowly approaches her waving his fans around to mesmerize her. Normally he's hiding behind the leaf, waving a fan to test her first.

It's literally "You good? You good? Yeah? It's okay? Okay? Okay I'm putting it in. Here it comes okay? Okay? Okay? No? Okay..."

>>1240814
Fuck that. I heard it has the most poisonous venom in like ever.

>>1246126
I want one. How does it know we hate wasps?

>>1243575
Dark souls in a gif

>>1238044
He really hates steampunks

>>1246299
You ignorant fuck it's clearly not the same species, there is a whole genus of peacock spiders, and don't shill netflix on fucking 4chan you nigger.
And what the fuck does center legs mean when spiders got an even number of pairs, it's the third set that has the fans in that particular species and no others.
Nigger.

>>1243575
>witness me!

>>1238064
Praying Mantises are cool until I remember that they eat their prey alive

>>1246304
Are you retarded?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism

>>1247079
Almost all animals do so.

>>1246126

Looks like sluty mantis fucked a wasp

>>1247079

if it makes you feel any better, insects have been proven to not feel pain, they are basically biological automatons

>>1238051
i like how he switches his jacket but not his shirt between cuts, as if it's different people rapping or something

>>1246153

>These fuckers.

Ladybugs got the worst software from all bugs. Seriously like look at the bee.
>workaholic
>looks for flowers
>navigates using sun
>works in Nectar industry

So fucking complicated. Besides - a fly. Flies must be able to smell shit, navigate, find some good crap to lay eggs in it etc.
And ladybug?

The first point of ladybugs algorithm is:
>Always go up

If you ever played with these fuckers you probably realised they always try to go up. Always, every fockin time. If in midway you turn your hand, she will stop turn around and go up.
>Insect version of gradient


It's banter because it has funny consequences. If you place ladybug on the flat surface she gets retarded and starts walking random directions because she can't go up. When they hit pavements they retarded brains tells them to walk along the pavement because it cant into logic. It won't go down because of algorithm neither will go flat surface because logic

Second point:
>If you at the top, fly the fuck off in random direction

When you let ladybug reach the top of your finger, dick, clit, gun etc. It will rotate few times, check if she can't get any higher and fly off.

Third.
>if you find any food, stop whatever you doing and eat it

Nothing wrong with it, just the method sucks

Fourth
>Shit yourself when you scared

It's not the actual shit but it looks like one though. It has wings if could fly off, but noooo it needs to shit underneath.

Shit tier insect

>>1238045
THUS SAAAAAAAIIIIIIID THE LOOOOOORD!

>>1240814
The centipede is a predator

>>1246156
lewd

>>1247373
maybe its something like that one pic:

"everyone has two sides, nice guy and sick tiswted motherfucker"

>>1247385
Yeah man.

>>1238045
>filename

topkek

>>1240579

Thank you for this

>>1247358
>have been proven to not feel pain

This.

But they can become annoyed, greatly.

I mean it's not like one would like it if one lost a limb or a head or a few organs or limbs or some shit.

>>1243575
WITNESS ME

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>>1247385
perfect explanation. well done good sir

>>1251734
>how it caresses his hand with its butt tails
l-lewd

>>1246129
kek filename

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>>1238038

>>1246126
[angry mantis noises]

>>1251796
That is easiest, one of the nastiest things I have ever watched, and I don't even flinch at people being mutilated

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Surprised how this hasn't been posted yet

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[angry worm noises]

>>1253603
It's a kind of sea-worm. That expanding tentacle is its tongue, which it uses to spear and poison its prey. The needles and venom are too weak to hurt humans, though.

>>1240791
Laughed a little too hard at this.

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>>1240793
YOU IGNORANT SLUT! THAT IS NOT AN INSECT!! GOD DAMN IT WATCH SOME FUCKIN ANIMAL PLANET YOU CUNT!!!

>>1260729
jesus christ mom relax

>>1238051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zzFlNlHwAo
sauce if anyone's curious
I searched through this isanquar26's rep for this and the more I watch his stuff the more I get the idea that he's just a propaganda machine for erdogan
I could be dead wrong cause I have no idea what in the fuck he's saying, just a gut feeling.

>>1253603
>assuming control.webm

>>1261178
No, fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Relaxed niggas like you are the bane of the fucking world, you ignorant, worthless cunt.

>>1240579
the scream

oh my fucking god the scream works so well

>>1251742
Man someone needs to draw in a giant skeleton in place of the monster in this clip lol.

>>1247079
Makes them even cooler.

>>1262438
I wouldn't have been able to resist the urge to step on it and kill them all.

>>1262438
super interesting

does anyone know what this is?

>>1262438
the filename is wrong as fuck

the little fuckers are some type of mite sucking the shit out of what appears to be a beettle

>>1262438
Awfull way to die.

>>1246300
>poisonous
>venom
Idiot

>>1246126
Found it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantispidae

>>1238040
that fucking scream at the end, thought they had it as a pet or something

>>1263004
lolol sorry i didnt know what to name it at the time.

>>1261477
Hahaha, so it like some kinda rat or shit?

>>1243575
>>1246403
>>1247062
>>1249062
The ant actually won, surprisingly enough.

>>1264276
The ant died like a bitch, so did the next few, eventually they overwhelmed the spider with numbers.

>>1238044
>>1238064

the stink bugs weren't that much of a problem now or in 2015 actually (East coast USA here)

Around 2012 they were fucking everywhere though. I guess some critter is preying on them finally?

>>1262438
i'd mercy kill it with fire even if it's a wasp

>>1265241
Is it normal to have cockroaches in your house in Murica? Is it widespread?
Here in Russia some strange thing happened. Back in the soviet days roaches were very widespread. But now it is very rare and disgusting to have cockroaches in your house. Roaches died with communism for some reason. And it's not like there were no roachpoison then. They just fucked off from peoples homes for some reason.
>>1264499
>The ant died like a bitch, so did the next few, eventually they overwhelmed the spider with numbers.
sauce?

>>1265268
1 It was shapeshifting jews, they left with the marxism.

2 Literally just searched "spider vs ants" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KWJC7RKykE

>>1265368
People responsible for adding dumb sound effects to documentary footage should be shot.

>>1262404

Or at least replace the MUTO's head with Mr. Bones.

>>1265368
Thabks for the vid
Also this >>1265375

>>1240793
how the fuck did they film this

>>1247059
i dont get why you're getting all caught up on the trivialities of what he said

the point is is that he's testing to see if she's got a baby daddy

>>1265454

With a camera, probably.

>>1265454
VERY small camera

>>1265464
>entirely wrong species
>trivialities

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>>1263045
You just reminded me that I had this.

>>1269174
Oh my god.

>>1269174
You know, I want flies to die as much as the next person, but when you see them up close, they look much nicer.

Fuck them though. I hope that mantis enjoyed its meal.

>>1247358
>>1249015
wat

If that's true, that's fucking awesome

>>1270753
that is a bee

>>1271442
No it fucking isn't you blind fuck