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FOOD PORN

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Food Porn thread.
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I've never known where to actually get this, or a reasonable facsimile. Any help?
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>>1234805
Looks like Asian hipster BBQ. Meat looks good, but I might feel guilty enjoying it.
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>>1234688
fucking disgusting
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>>1234626

That looks like shit.
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>>1234843
>>1234805
That specifically is from a place in Austin called La Barbecue.
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>>1234856
>Austin
so yeah, hipster BS confirmed
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>>1234862
If the barbecue's good I don't give a fuck who made it.
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>>1234851
Fuck you that shit tastes good, pleb
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>>1234893
It's not just about who made it, but how it's made, how it's presented (in the case of BBQ, no pretense, including pretense while trying to make it look like there isn't pretense, that's just being a poser), and who your company is. If it's a hipster cuck who made it and you're surrounded by hipster cucks, it's going to take a lot more effort to appreciate it.
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>>1234955
Jesus Christ. Why doesn't he just save time and just kill himself?
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>>1234628
what the hell is this and where can I get it
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>>1234641
Fucking disgusting
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>>1234628
Sauce?

>>1234998
Same thing I'm wondering bro, same thing...
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>>1234956
>non stick spray
>1/4 lb bacon
>1/2 onion
>CRUSHED HUNT'S TOMATO UNDRAINED™
>1/4 tsp black pepper
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>>1234630
Food puke.
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>>1234648
>>1234644
I'm hungry now
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>>1234628
where the FUCK can I get this
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>>1235154
That just made me laugh. Is this YLYL?
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>>1235160
>>1235165
>>1235167
>>1235169
>>1235172
So are these food fails or what?
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>>1235178
food porn, my son
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Jesus fucking Christ what the hell is wrong with you people?

90% of this thread seems to be BACON, CHEESE, DEEP-FRY. How is that remotely food porn? >>1234955 Is literally a guy mashing up the contents of a fast-food menu, putting it on a tray in the oven for a bit, then smearing some shit on it and adding slices of pickles. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FOOD PORN? This is the kind of shit I'd expect to find a drunk frat-bro cooking on a dare. >>1235154 Is just a guy trying to slice some meat with what appears to be a very pointy spoon, >>1234987 is the same guy just separating an egg-yolk from the egg-white, >>1235157 is some retard calmly watching as the EMBERS on the bbq lick the meat, holy hell I could go on forever.

>>1235163 Is the perfect summary of this thread: some lady "cooking" some store-bought shit. She drops a bag of store-bought tortilla ships (?) into a tray, smears some store-bought tomato sauce on them, drops two fucking cans of store-bought enchilada sauce on top, then adds a pan of shit-tier minced meat, a full bag of pre-grated cheese (we all know that's top quality stuff right there), then adds milk, then EVEN MORE PRE-GRATED CHEESE and puts that shit in the fucking oven. WHO THE FUCK EVEN EATS THIS SHIT??

There's not a single fish dish in this entire thread.

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST HOW SICKENING

The only "Food Porn" tier webms here are >>1234987 for being an interesting concept, and >>1234657 for being as close as it gets to actual food porn
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messed up the reference for the egg-yolk webm

>>1235155
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>>1235206 (you)
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>>1235208

What on earth are you even trying to imply?
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>>1234981
kek, why?
3/4 of the time prepping the fucking avocado to only destroy it with a fork the first bite.
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>>1235178
food snuff-film
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>>1234713
>"Now we take this bag of Doritos and blitz the shit out of it.
>"Next we use it to wrap this burrito that someone else cooked because I was too lazy to and just deep fry the fucker.
>"THIS IS MY COMPLETELY ORIGINAL DISH, BY THE WAY. DO NOT STEAL."
o im laffin
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>>1235206
>There's not a single fish dish in this entire thread.

Why didn't you say so?
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>>1235163
>"Ok, now I'm going to use what's leftover in my kitchen to make some fucking taco salad dish or some shit, I don't even care anymore."
>throws a bunch of store-bought shit into a pan and overcooks the hell out of it
>"WAIT WAIT GUYS, I CAN SAVE THE DISH."
>puts sour cream on top of the burnt cheese with some olives
>"Perfect."
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>>1235247
It's fucking easy to make mexican lasanga

get some tortilla's and layer them in a pan with taco meat cheese and whatever veggies

get 4 or so layers, top with a shitload of cheese,cover with foil, bake

cut into squares

eat
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>>1234936
Literally looking for a reason to be unhappy

Fuck off
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>>1235172
>let me just pour some IPA into this here dish

Fucking WHY. WHY IPAS WHY ARE THESE SO FETISHIESED.
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>>1235289
Because all of the hipster beer snobs think that mo bitter == mo better.

It seems like the whole kraft broo industry is just becoming an IBU arms race now, and it fucking sucks.
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>>1235252

>eat

I think you meant "throw it in the trash where it belongs" .
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>>1235247
>store-bought shit

You're right, I'll make sure to farm all my own food from now on.
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>>1235298
I'm so fucking sick of it man, do some other fucking beers guys, witbier pale lagers, even fucking SHANDIES you can do creative shit with more than just goddamn stouts and IPAs.
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>>1234987
Weird, but neat. I'll try it out the next time I buy turkey meat.
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>>1235300
it's just a giant burrito in casserole form

make it with good ingredients and there's nothing wrong with it
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>>1235275
A tavola non s'invecchia is not without caveat.
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>>1234648
Disgusting.
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>>1235367
How?
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>>1234661
cutting the hot dog doesn't make your mac and cheese hot dog with cheetos on top appealing.
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>>1235371
That's neckbeard hillbilly food. They try to be innovative with anything they have.
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>>1234956
This is why chicken parmesan is considered a fucking joke in the culinary world.
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>>1234959
egg beaters >_>

JUST CRACK SOME FUCKING EGGS
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>>1235328
Just use w/e ground meat you have. It will work the same.
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>>1235376
Chicken parm is always trash.
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>>1235206
tl;dr
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1235174
You could forge a blade on meat that tough
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>>1235179
Cooking with Jack triggers me so fucking hard.
I feel myself grinding my teeth together involuntarily while watching these.
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>>1235233
One of the first rules of cooking that I learned from watching fucking Julia Childs on PBS growing up, "DON'T CROWD THE PAN". If I could repeat that shit at 6 years old why the fuck doesn't Jack know it?
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>>1235265
>cheddar
>that chopping technique
>finger snap
*shudders
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>>1234628
Disgusting as fuck...
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>>1235416
You might be gay.
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>>1235206
Hey, /ck/.
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>>1235399
The pork is undercooked for shredding.
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>>1234648
so meat samosas
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>>1235481
>just posting normal porn
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Food gifs are reddit progressive beard-tattoo shit-cuisine tier lowest thing I've ever seen in my life and every single one of these things is aimed at people who can't cook and have no interest in food/cooking. You can't say you care about good food and cooking if you like any of these.


>>1234956
What the fuck is this carton of egg, fucking nu-male shit? And spray lmao fuck off

Making Amatriciana with onion lmao
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>>1234700
NU
>>1234677
MALE

>>1234681
>>1234661
>>1234648
>>1234644
>>1234644
fuckk offf

>>1234688
NICEEE BACON WEAVVVEEEEEE xxxxxxxxxxdddddddddddddd
#NEW MEDIA
#TASTY
>>1234641
>>1234641
>>1234635

#FOOD PORN #INSTAGRAMTHIS #COOKING #BACON #KYS
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>>1235425
I'm vegan.
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>>1234626
This supposed to be worksafe sir
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>>1235991
So not only are you a faggot, you're one of those obnoxious, holier-than-thou faggots. Go choke on some cocks.
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Anyone got the one where the deep fry a pizza rolled in something rolled in something?
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>>1234688
>bacon
>that

What the fuck
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>>1236007
Nothing more obnoxious and holier than thou than insulting others for personal choices.
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>>1235154
JACKED
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>>1234805
This meat is burned
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>>1236056
What, like you did first?
Sure.
Faggot.
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>>1235206
>>>/ck/

Or you could just kill yourself. Faggot.
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Facebook videos shared by your normie facebook friends the thread
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>>1236087
not 100% food porn but satisfying nonetheless
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>>1236170

oh no, I don't consider a bucket of lard to be cuisine, how unmanly of me
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>>1234628
>Food porn thread
>LOL BACON N 2 KG OF CHEESE
>CAN NEVER GET 2 MUCH DEEP FRY XDXDXDXDDXDXDXXDXDX

why
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>>1234644
There's really no fucking need to drown the everything in beer and chicken water. Other than that nice.
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>>1235214
>this pleb doesn't know what presentation is

I'm not even /ck/ either. This sperg >>1235206 however...

>>>/ck/
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>>1235214
The fucking raw egg dude
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>>1234661
This isn't a gore thread.
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>>1234959
what the fuck those eggs?
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>>1236066
thats called bark bro. its actually caramelized meatjuices. its the best part.
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le bacon meme xD
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>too scared to open up food webms thanks to the shitposting of that guy
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>>1236404
Are you retarded?
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>>1234628
The first three ingredients were fine, you lost me after that.
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>>1236551
What's wrong, you don't like being fat?
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>>1235206
I'm glad someone actually said it. These webms are shit-tier Facebook/EpicMealTime heart attack inducing crap.
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>>1235233
Gross. Needs to be deep-fried with a pound of cheese and squashed up French fries.
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>>1235154
>knife has no edge
"Just keep recording, we'll edit it in post"
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>>1234981
AAAAAAHHH!!!
LEARN TO FUCKING USE A KNIFE YOU FUCKWAD!!!!
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>>1235289
I personally hate IPA's i would seriously take any other sort of craft. I'll drink a flat stout before I drink an IPA
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>food thread
>everyone is salty

its the little things
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>>1236592
Neat
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>>1235179
is that supposed to be a quiche?
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>>1234648
josh elkin aka im too good for epic meal time so i had to leave
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>>1234657
>n..no sempai not there
>KYAAAAAH
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>>1235481
fucking whole eel. WHY
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>>1235179
I'm no cook, hell I can barely afford to cook a nice meal most of the time, but why is that FUCKNG PIE LIQUID? As far as I know, pies aren't supposed to be all watery.
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>>1234856
In french barbecue is a masculine noun .............

*Le Barbecue
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>>1238057
Hey man I didn't name the place, I can't speak for their French language skill.
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american food vs european food
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>>1235233
what a waste of a great piece of salmon
bet it will taste dry
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>>1235206
>>1235749
>>1235754
Just when I think i've seen it all, 4chan throws another wildly autistic individual at me. Well done.
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>>1234998
The ingredients are written in Italian, so you can find it in Italy probably.
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>>1234805
Here's a guy who cuts already cooked meat and plates it in cut editing. Oh boy.
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>>1235283
That's enough.

This entire thread is bacon and cheese deepfried.

That's it. you all are fatasses with no appreciation of food.
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>>1235481
Why just skin an eel and...that's it? Catch an eel, skin the eel and immediately put it on a small low heat griller. Don't tell me they'll eat that once it's "cooked."
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>>1238441
Pretty autistic to call someone out on posting their (justified) opinions like they need to "stop."
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>>1235437
Clearly that worked so well for them.
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>>1234843
nigger if this is Asian BBQ then what the fuck is normal BBQ
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>>1238484
Worth pointing out the head is removed.

Eel gets this sort of crispy outer layer grilled. In asian cuisine they take the whole 'fresh' thing literally, as food purity is important. I'd wager this is the searing method before they actually cut/cook/serve.
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>>1235172
ME LIKE BACON AND BEEF AND HOTDOG AND GREEN CHILES AND BEER AND PROLAPSED ANUSES SO LETS JUST THROW IT ALL IN A POT CUZ FUCK IT
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>>1235991
Oh I thought you were just a mudslime...this is much worse.
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>>1235262
>skins the beans but not the gotdamn shrimp
how the fuck you supposed to eat that?
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Had these in Loreto, Mexico.
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>>1234626
>canned food
>egg from cardboard

more like amateur 2MP camera porn from 2005

this is ok for like hey guys I'm creatively stoned and let's make some food before the monchis hits
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>>1238441
>throws another wildly autistic
>another wildly autistic
>another

get used to or get butthurd or get out
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>>1238957
Is it reacting to the citric acid?
Similar to the frog's legs reacting to the salt?
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>>1239096
It is but I don't know if that's because it's citric acid or just because it's going to react to anything.
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>>1239096
>>1239124
It's reacting to the citric acid, but you're eating them raw, so it's also possibly still nominally alive.
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>>1236087
I keep hearing this song, what's the name of it?
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>>1234648
>>1234644
As a mexican these make me rage and cringe

>taco seasoning
What the fuck is that? Some shitty tex mex interpretation of adobo?
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>>1234648
why not make a fucking empanada
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>>1234981
>dat knife gore
Filthy murrkans, REEEEE
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>>1235252
>mexican lasanga
This is why nobody likes to relate with americans, fucking ruining everything
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>>1234955
Order Inn & Out fry's, "animal style", and you get exactly this.
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>>1235749
Hey this is an american website, dont expect quality, manners or culture from this shithole
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>>1239536
lol this.
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>>1236592
>most satisfying webm in the thread is fake food
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>>1238957
Loreto? Im mexican and ive never heard of that place, is itin the syria in america?
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>>1239432
https://youtu.be/m-M1AtrxztU

the ad has a non vocal remix
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>>1236087
>>1236177
>>1236181
>>1236183
newer m&s ads are ok, but i miss dervla kirwan whispering in my ear
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>>1234644
had cactus tacos in texas, complete shit.
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ITT: Fucking Amerilards. Seriously, kys. FUCKING DISGUSTING!

STOP DEEP FRYING SHIT. STOP ADDING FUCKING CHEESE SLICES TO EVEYTHING. STOP THE FUCKING FRENCH FRIES.

I think your diet is maybe why you like nigger dick flavored pudding.
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>>1234628
started out well, turned out to shit

DUDE LARD LMAO
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>>1238957
literally the only decent gif/webm ITT
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>>1235206
when I see something on 4chan that I dont really like, or I dont really agree with, I ignore it and keep scrolling
when I really feel I have to say something about it, I reply with 3-5 lines
and then there's this guy
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>>1236551
ditto
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>>1234713
any burgers here that can connfirm that rice is common in a burrita?, I could never imagine such abomination being served here in México
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>>1237212
hahaha
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>>1234630
>american cheese
fucking kill me
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>>1234635
>>1234630
>>1234628
this fucking trend of piling shit on when you should have stopped fucking an hour ago is the dumbest fucking thing to have happened to food

>>1235754
you're a meme come to life
>a colourful churro and icecream WOWWW
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friggin' ja/ck/ posters need to FRIG OFF
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>>1234626

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwhIjf1nuuk

Literal Bean Porn.
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>>1236066
Don't worry, I'm sure they have some plain chicken tendies for autists who are too scared of things they don't understand :^)
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>>1234981
>salmonella
>mommy says I need to get everything cooked till it's dry so I don't get sickies
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>>1238682
>In asian cuisine they take the whole 'fresh' thing literally, as food purity is important.
Yeah, only the freshest gutter-oil and rotting floor-chicken ground up with new chicken for asian cuisine!
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>>1238497
>stop calling me autistic just cus I sperg out over unimportant internet shit and bundle everything I don't like into my reddit nu male boogeyman!!11!!!!
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>>1234630
song sauce?
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>>1240020
>america is the only place with shitty deep-fried cheese-filled food!!!
Yeah, yeah, go brag about your high-class greasy muslim "munchie box" while achmed plows your wife and daughter.
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>>1238057
>texas = spanish
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>>1240063
>someone spits in your eye
>I don't agree with that sir!
> walks away
seems about right, you beta cuck
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>>1236086
Yeah anon done goofed on that one.
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>>1240139
>Mommy

More like decades of research

But don't mind them enjoy being retarded
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>>1234657

WOW where this boner came from ?!
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>>1234805
If you're in the NY kind of area, Fette Sau in bklyn has comparable food.
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ITT: People taking the act of eating to seriously.
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>>1235252
do you ever chilaquiles m8? gtfo
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>>1240105
This. I love cheese and meat, but I'd like to be able to take a shit within 3 days of eating a meal.
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>>1234843
are you like actually retarded
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>>1236396
kek'd
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>>1234644
>Drinking Modelo
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>>1235167
>2 inches deep into a chick
>bust quick
story of my life
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>>1240152
Yeah maybe in shitty buffet or Express Delivery places. If you go to a upscale place, it's immaculately clean.
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>>1241202
Typical yank
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>>1234959
Im italian and i would declare war to the us after seing this
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>>1241371
that'll be tree fiddy
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>>1241048
except nobody spits in my face
get this- you can ignore things people say on the internet
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>>1239544
Baja peninsula, South East against the gulf.
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>>1241792
I fucking lost it.
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>>1239544
You sre not from Baja you ignorant fuck
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>>1241792
jesus christ what a shit movie glad I didn't go see it
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>>1234626
>food porn thread
>posts a scoop of ice cream being placed in a plastic half-container, topped with chocolate syrup, crushed oreos and an artificial dog shit
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>>1234641
Jesus christ, I feel like vomiting just so I have something more appetizing to look at than that.
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>>1240071
dis juan gurls says that it is common even IN mexico. she says its common, but not EVERY burrito is race packed.
i think shes full of shit, and i think thats only a thing in chipotle (american burrito place)
are you a southen mexican, or a northern mexican"
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>>1241879
I laughed too hard at this
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>>1234956
>first step after lubricating pot
>bacon
Why the fuck am I not surprised.
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>>1235169
Paula Deen's on youtube now?
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>>1235174
>mysides.webm
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>>1239532

Can't hear you over all these Olympic medals
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>>1234628
are those fucking brains?
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>>1242084
Yeah, why?
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>>1235155
god damnit just pour it over your fingers, he touched the white anyway, might as well have saved some trouble
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>>1241371
Do I have to smoke the cigarette?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA6ze_LgySs

Anybody know the source of the song used in this video?
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>>1235058
>Implying
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>>1236592
so is this technically food hentai since none of this isnt real
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>>1235154
i just saw genital mutilations on /b/ and slow-mo headshotts with brains splattering all over the place, but this here is more disgusting
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>>1241371
>That'll be 20 dollars, you pretentious piece of shit.
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>>1242527
NO FUN ALLOWED
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>>1241371
>bits of ash get into the drink
t-thanks
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>>1234955
The toilet flushing sound at the end felt appropriate
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>>1235157
>Closes grill turned off
>Suddenly everything is on fire
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>>1235172
Eh Fuck it Stew by Jack!
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>>1235157
>>1235155
>>1235154
>>1235163
>>1235165
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>>1235206
Opinions are opinions.
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>>1241371
This looks cool but I'd rather have a fucking Jack on the rocks and some Lucky Strikes in the comfort of my own home than have to pay like 40 bucks for that
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>>1243012
nice LG commercial dude.
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>>1234628
Absolutely disgusting
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>>1234959
>great american cooking
Oh, it shows...
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>>1241792
this is fucking dumb
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>>1241580
only to ally with the US near the end
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>>1235206
>90% of this thread seems to be BACON, CHEESE, DEEP-FRY.
what do you expecet from americans, m8?
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anyone have any bakery or cake wembs? there's this really long one I've been looking for but can't find.
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>>1235208
>>1235233
>>1235434
>>1236170
how to spot american. do you really call this shit food?
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>>1235749
what is "beard-tattoo"
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>>1243023
>LG
You know the source is a Marks & Spencer advert right?
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>>1240169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoqiQgxxVVE
this is the simplest turkish food ever. it's whole a lot better and healthier than that american shit.
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>>1234628
Grilled ciabatta with porchetta and provola is god tier, afterwards it got american.
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>>1238441

>individual

I can tell you right now you're referencing at least 2 people
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>>1238745

you'd be surprised how low-key cooked-small-shrimp shells can be in your mouth

and those seem to have been marinated in something, if the marinade was acidic it will be even softer, like cartilage
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>>1240060

well, I'd say there's 3 or 4 good ones in total
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>>1240063

it just got under my fucking skin man

the amount of people I know IRL who are able to cook decently is worryingly low, foodporn threads are usually nice and may even contain a few interesting ideas

then I came in here and got slapped in the face with a pile of deep-fried lard, and I kind of lost it
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>>1243021

>40

ha
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>>1234628
This is what Americans eat every day, no wonder they're so black.
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>>1235366
I'm Italian and had never heard that saying before.
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>>1235177
that raw ass meat lel
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>>1235179
who the fuk is this? They can not cook for shit and present everything like shit!!
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>>1241792
sooooooooo fuking glad i did go see this. I'll bet parents were dumb enough to take there kids to this as well.
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>>1234956
>#greatamericancooking
>every step is cheap readymade processed shit
checks out
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>>1247340
>This is what Americans eat every day, no wonder they're so black.
I don't understand.
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>>1235154
>>1235155
>>1235157
>>1235160

Who's this culinary genius?
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>>1234959
>American cuisine
>just pile bacon and cheese, shit on it and done.
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>>1236592
>No bacon
>No cheese
>No deep frying

Lads, this is as close to food as we gonna get in this thread.
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>>1234981
This wouldn't even taste like anything special. What's the point?
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>>1235481
This is nightmare fuel
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>>1247384

are you retarded? Since when can children go to R rated movies?
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>>1235165
The fuck is that?
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>>1235302
You can buy ingredients directly form farmer's market and the like my american friend.
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>>1242173
thats a cigar
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>>1234635
WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF LOBSTAH
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>>1247765
Tomato potato
>>
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING PICKY

What do you eat, the same damn rueben everyday? Jeez.
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>>1247879
They don't realize that they're more disgusting than the actual food in this thread is.
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Can someone post that webm of the monstrosity that I believe was called the "Fiesta Bowl". It started off as a taco that was then wrapped in a ton of different shit.
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>>1239544
Its for rich people, you are not allowed
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>>1235167
Has he never learned of Archimedes' fucking displacement principle?
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>>1234648
I'm mexican and I'm offended with this ridiculous shit... MAS CARNE PERRO!!
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>>1247458
Cooking with Jack
>>
I went through this entire thread thinking

>"There must be some classical french, or italian food next"

Fuck you /wsg/

Fuck you.
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>>1236087
Now this is more like it
>fapfapfap
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>>1247713
a fly
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>>1234805
hnnnng
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>>1235169
I thought in that first few seconds that he was going to try and deep-fry the butter.
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>>1243001
Serious question: Is he terrible on purpose?
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>>1234661
>Why would you put all that effort into cutting just a normal hot do-
>IS THAT FUCKING MAC AND CHEE-
>ARE THOSE FUCKING CHEETOS
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>>1248535
Hey thats my OC fuck off
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>>1234713
>Ruin a perfectly good burrito with shitty doritos
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>>1248523
I think he's just completely unaware of how fucking horrible he is due to the fact that his IQ is realistically in the low 80's
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>>1235481
Is this thing actually still alive? The movement seems too natural
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>>1248030
>mexicans eat dogs
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>>1248584
He's got 3 channels and presents himself as an educator. I wonder how many of the subscribers follow him in earnest.
The video where he throws away the whole hearth of the onion to avoid crying still gives me nightmares.
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>>1234644
Four fucking tinnies? Jesus christ that'd be some soggy shit
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>>1234661
Equal parts pretentious and disgusting... quite a feat!
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>>1241384
as oposing to what?
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>>1235157
He put his phone on the meat package.

Cross contamination
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>>1248678
I thought about looking this man up to see the extent of this nightmare, but I don't feel like crying today.
>>
God you guys are fucking autistic
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>>1239544
>>1241826
>>1241839
>>1247964
>tfw 354km away from Loreto
Yippie yay.

It is a rich people zone tho.
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>>1234688
Why would you disgrace The XX with this bullshit?
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>>1234956
A real Parma is way better than that shit.
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>>1240169
Is this seriously what americans believe life is like outside of their country?
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>>1234688
I can feel my arteries clogging with shit just by looking at this
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>>1235206
damn brah. you seem a little upset. is there something you need to talk about?
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>>1247538
Parents are dumb. They probably have no idea it's rated R. Just that it's a cartoon.
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>>1234688
too greasy
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>>1241792
This will now be posted in every food porn thread forever
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>>1236592
Fuckn great
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>>1235154
Just use a fucking razor blade
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>>1235174
>oooo yeah brotheeerrr!!!
>eat like a MAN brotheeeerrrrr!
baka
>>
for the love of god someone post some chilaquiles.
>inb4 american-style chilaquiles
>mexican lasanga
>triple deep fried added bacon side of pure american """"cheese""""
pls no
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>>1248674
in some regions we do. y acercate we, im gonna tell you the truth.

it tastes good. really fucking good. but dont get in a twist anon, we only eat a certain species of wild dog. not our pets.
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>>1235262
>not even bothering to at least try to get the pronounciation right
t r i g g e r e d
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>>1248585
that looks good as shit, I love some fresh tuna
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>>1235481
This is some real chinky nonsense.
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>>1243021
>drinks Jack Daniel's
>underage detected
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>>1247467
Modern America, yeah. Historically, we've had a lot of good ideas, mostly inspired by trail foods, that were really quite good. Now days, though, it's bacon bacon bacon, meat meat, fried thing, garnish made with more bacon. Most would likely throw up if they saw the process from feed to bacon.
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>>1234628
im italian and this trigger me.
Also its probably an italian whois cooking, and thats even worse.
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>>1247990
he is a literal retard. just look at him


why hasn't /ck/ started a petition to shut him down?
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>>1256789
Does she also upload footage of the purging?
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>>1234641
Ah, so this is how SJWs get obese so quickly.
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