Japanese commercial

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>>1232211
>japan desu
you goof

>>1232631
This webm lines up perfectly with Sonic R's "Can you feel the sunshine"

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"Lainbow Mountain"

>>1232631
Please, please tell me that they didn't use this shit to advertise a merc.

>>1233935

Yes.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/20/mercedes-benz-creates-own-anime-series-or-commercial-or-both/

>>1233249
Jennefer Connolly is my waifu

>>1233808
Tommy ree jonesu

>>1234107

That lacist.

>>1233935
It's evident in the fucking vid ya dip.

>>1232640
Those noodles look dank af.

>>1233935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv7PodxyyWs
I cant say much about it, since I'm biased for Perfume.

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>>1232640
>>1235308
No shit I had them the other day, its yakisoba, with get this, mustard and mayo sauce. like regular old American burger spread in a little packet that you put on your noddles. No idea that was what I bought. SF japan town, just grab this kinda stuff off the shelves, mad street creed with the weebs. well guess what weebs? japan has weird stupid taste, that shit was sweet grey poupon on a cup a noodle like i was some kinda broke collage kid.

>booting with something random

>>1232211
This is Thai

>>1235540

I need context. Rapidly.

>>1235576
use your context clues then nigga
he's obviously invested a lot of money (hence the suit) into some sort of project (that fails) and is looking around to find someone to either solve the problem or take the blame, when he finds nobody, the engineering company logo comes up (implying that they were not there, and had they been, it would have been a success)

>>1235543
>a comentator in a commercial
so japshit

>>1235589
close enough, he says if the teleportation is successful their company name would be forever, but yeah it fails and he's looking for the engineer.
also he's not hungry when the pizza guy came along

>>1235615
What in the fuck

>>1235758
I know, they hired a guy who can pronounce LEGEND more or less properly.

>>1233288
>okee googalu

you can't make this shit up

>>1235758
Can't you use context clues? The woman is clearly his dominatrix. She forced him to bow to her in their workplace as a form of humiliation and sexual domination.
They also like playing Hearthstone.

>>1235744
>BOSS, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
>Maybe you're not the Big Boss we hoped for after all.

>>1235615
Golden

>>1235917
>It's levi-OOOsa, not ribaiosa
>god fucking dammit Himiko

>>1235615
The idea here is that sudden reversals exist in Hearthstone apparently. Haven't played it though.

>>1236077
No, the idea is that anyone can be awesome regardless of social status through skill and talent. Are you even Japanese?

>>1235544
holy shit, underrated

>>1236095
I'm gonna go with the dominatrix explanation.
Not because I find that absolutely fucking hot, it just sounds like the most plausible option.

>>1236133
>>1236157
I want to buy these products, but would that make me gay?

>>1235576
It's a hiring commercial for engineers, he can't find an engineer to fix it.

>>1237071
shes a qt.

>>1236885
yes

>>1236133
that made me unreasonably hard

>>1237067
Whut in the hell?

>>1237067
So McDoncald's had to counter the new sexy Wendy I guess...

>>1236133
akb pretending to be sluts gets me every time.

>>1236821

Then you're fucking stupid. The "anyone can be great" explanation is painfully obvious.

>>1236157

Fucking Glico.

>>1235744
>SnakeEater.webm

>>1237413
is that takeshi miike? he's getting old

>>1237553
Has he actually done anything since Outrage 2? I mean, apart from adverts clearly

>>1235544
kek

>>1237279
>pretending

Does anyone have those samurai Softbank ads that were airing in Hyogo-ken last year?

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Maybe it's just because I don't watch much TV or have a smartphone, but there are lot more mobile game commercials than I was expecting.

>>1235744
Snake Man is the hero our city needs

>>1235551
Everywhere east of India is Japan.

>>1235744

http://crossfade.io/#!/1gxqkdi8fr

>>1237910

Dem accents

>>1237910
Japlish/10

>>1236077
>>1236095
He's right about the reversal thing. At 0:41 it says 一発逆転 which means to turn things around with a single move.

>>1237910

I'm actually kind of fascinated by this. The player is Japanese while the characters are portrayed by American (possibly European) women. That was a conscious decision made by the director. So Japanese women kind of idolize American or European women?

>>1239208
Fuck off /pol/.

>>1237418

No way...

I think that's Takeshi Kitano. The guy that made Takeshi's Challenge for the Famicom.

>>1239208
kill yourself my man

>>1235544
fuck man hahaha

>>1239219
Yeah, that's him. Dude's way more famous for being an actor than for that game.

>>1237910
I'm enjoying the idea of that cute Jap girl being used as a sex toy by all those princesses.

>>1234106
definitely one of the top hollywood qts

>>1235544
GG Japan you gave that poor lonely Japanese father a pay check when you didn't have to.

>>1235965
Wacoal exercise cutie is mai waifu

>>1239208
I think it's just because it's different. They need to do every little trick to have their product stand out.

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>>1239240

Have some men flavored noodles fag.

>>1235536
NIGHT ON FIRE!

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>>1235744
I LIIIIIVE IN A DREAAAAM SNAKE EATERRRR!

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>>1239208
They're helping the Japanese women do battle. It's a metaphor for the U.S.–Japan Status of Forces Agreement.

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Everybody likes Japanese pizza.

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>>1239548

>>1235536
Got a source for this one? I wasn't expecting that

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>>1239549

>>1237553
fuck I am old I meant takeshi kitano, the actor not the director lol

>>1239386
extra salty

>>1237111
It's like an Aroma video..

:perhaps I have said too much:

>>1239208
If you mean in the way that it's teaching the Japs that skimpy clad white women are sexy tools of war, then sure I guess.

>>1232211
posts fucking thai ad

>>1238909
no statistically it's china.

>>1235576
「このテレポート装置が完成すれば、わが社の栄光は永遠のものだ。」
Once this Teleporter is complete, Our company will gain eternal glory!
「準備完了!」
Preparation Complete!
「テレポート開始!」
Start the Teleporter!
「どうした!」
Whats wrong!
「エンジンが起動しません!」
The engine won't start!
「キミ、なんとかしたまえ!」
You! Do something!
「わ、わ、私は営業担当でして・・・。」
I-I-I'm just a business manager...
「じゃあキミは?」
Then you!
「私は人事部で。」
I'm part of the personnel department
「白衣のキミは?エンジニアだろ?」
You with Scientist clothing, You surely are an engineer..
「私は健康管理センターの・・・。」
I'm from the health management center...
「おお、キミかエンジニアは!」
AH! You're the Engineer!
「ピザのお届けです!」
Your pizza has arrived!
「腹は減ってない!!!!!」
I AM NOT HUNGRY!!!!
「エンジニアは、エンジニアはどこにいるんだー。」
ENGINEER, WHERE IS AN ENGINEER

Looking to hire an Engineer, Engineer Forum Inc.

>>1235540
A Japanese dubbed ad? Interesting. First of it's kind I've seen.

>>1235615
kek

>>1239962
I bet someone has that lucky star moment.

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>tfw you will never have anything close to this good of a life

>>1240074
dam boi back at it again with the cockblockings

>>1235615
BE LEGEND!!!!!

>>1240077
The best part about the good moments in life are they often hide in plain sight. You just have to take a nice deep breath, pop in a sweet movie, break open a drink of your choice, and relax with loved ones.

>>1235615
is that the Museum leader from Kamen Rider W?

>>1239497
WE

>>1240888
WUZ

>>1235535
I still don't know what that song is called.
Help me out?

>>1232640
Was that mayo? Fucking hell.

>>1240954
Running in the 90s.

>>1240029
I FULLY FUCKING DID AND I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAVE A STOMACH CRAMP AHHH

>>1239516
It's "I'm still in a dream".

>>1240994
have you had jap mayo.. uncultured rube.

>>1240994
Japanese mayo is great. Most popular brand is Kewpie. It's more on the tangier, creamer side. Like it's American counterpart its best on the dishes it complements better.

>>1233290
Isn't that girl in AKB?

>>1240890
SAMURAI n SHIEEET

>>1239548
This is Nishino Nanase isn't it?

>>1240077
If only I was born as a 2D girl

>>1241276
Looks like it. It specifically says 西野 七瀬 in >>1239549 so at least we can be sure it's her there.

>>1240077
>literally grew up at disneyland
>never bumped into qt soulmate
What went wrong?

>>1241340
She is a qt. Thanks for the webms.

>>1241342
Should have tried actively colliding into more people. One of those bumps could be the one.

>>1233249
How much does that thing cost?

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>>1241229
she isn't a akb member. thats kojima ruriko (小島瑠璃子) and is a good friend of itano tomomi.

>>1235544
Sugoku kawaii desu

>>1241368
239,800 yen converted from 1986 yen to 1986 dollars using a 168.4 rate for about $1,424 in 1986 dollars, inflation-calculated to about $3,131 today.

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I'm just now discovering that Lotteria had its own McDLT.

>>1239931
It is really common, A lot of Hair products from "Paris" you know the L'Oréal and similar brands are dubbed over.

Sometimes foreigners are included in adverts but dubbed over, that one looks like it has them mouthing things out but not actually speaking to be dubbed.

>>1235917
at 0:09 the chick casts "Nintendio".

>>1237071
Pretty tame. Cute concept for the add.

>>1241342
>grew up at disneyland
Be lucky you didn't turn out like MC.

Disney...could of 'changed' you.

>>1241226
They call it mayo but it's actually salad cream

>>1241636
Dammit now I'm craving some yakiniku again.

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I suppose I could look it up. But as of now I have absolutely no idea what this is advertising.

>>1239657

I know what you mean. And I am judging you for it.

>>1241162

Is this a commercial for laxatives?

>>1241695
With a "pop!" and it's chou kawaii.

>>1235748
I don't know why I was expecting the edit

Why are there so many cheesy mobile game commercials?

>>1241711
Asians love mobile games.

>>1232631
Man Perfume really sold out.
They haven't been the same since Triangle.

>>1241650
Lost at the dab

Can someone make a webm of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHFr1_md3Ok

>>1233935
>he doesn't know about the Hastune Miku SLS in Super GT.

>>1237418
>>1237413
He was the proctor guy in Battle Royale, wasn't he?

>>1243047
he sure was

>>1238876
Is that a commercial for a love hotel?

>>1241366
you have to carry a piece of toast in your mouth, then run around a blind corner

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not japanese but fuck it

>>1243093
did not expect that to be the product lmao

>>1243053
>結婚式場

Wedding planners.

>>1241757
Are they making a promotional anime or something?

>>1243287
I think it's just a promotional tie-in with this movie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_Name

>>1240074
Reminder that PSO2 International release never

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>>1241712

>>1243290
>writter and directed by Makoto Shinkai
I'm moist already

>>1237231
i think he is in the wrong commercial.

>>1237279
>pretending

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Japanese 7-11s are cool.

>>1240734
so you feel cock eh?

>>1237353
Captain Andy trout in the house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBwLZSi7I-Q

>>1239208
>So Japanese women kind of idolize American or European women?
No but white women are seen as the standard for conventional beauty pretty much everywhere American entertainment reaches

>>1244404
lol

>>1244424
cutest thing I've seen in decades

>>1235744
how the fuck was he able to do that??

>>1244474
EAT
LIKE SNAAAAAKE!

>>1237067
def. Trap

>>1243076
>>1243086
>>1243093
kek this is great

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you're looking for this

>>1244796
C U T E

anyone has the kamen rider gummy commercials?

>>1244697
Is that a commercial? Looks like a comfy kids edutainment show.

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>>1244811
This?

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You ever been to the top?

>>1241262
what? ya'll niggas forgot about Yasuke?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke

I've used adblock for years, but now I find myself watching ads for entertainment.

>>1239551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m93sslwBjpU

>>1241295
Nigga wut?

>>1244424
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Cute!
Cute!!
CUTE!!!

>>1244907
Did you watch the webm?

>>1244938
Yeah...

>>1244016
QT.

>>1244958
So you saw how it had a cute 2d girl?

And anon said:
>tfw you will never be this happy

It's not difficult to understand.

>>1244988
Lol wut?

>>1244907
>>1244958
Not that anon but if that statement confuses you are definitely on the wrong website.

>>1245136
hit me right in the feels

>>1233249
J A P P E D

>>1244828
this isn't a /pol/ thread

>>1236133
I would guve my left nut and most of the right one alomg with my mushroom tip to give one lick to that candy.
I love all of the AKB48 members, in particularly Acchan, Takamina and Yuko <3

>>1237353
>ArcheAge

It still hurts.

>>1237910
I don't know why, but the concept of them dragging the fishlady everywhere has my sides obliterated.

>>1237353

rip ;_;

>>1244996
This is the perfect depiction of his presidency.

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I'm surprised no one's posted this yet.

>>1240774
terror dopant yes

>>1246620
Kek. How much thinner does her waist have to be?

>>1241164
TONKO-SAN?

>>1246645
Hawaiian Thin.

>>1246633
Freakin yoshihiko owning it

>>1241262
The black guy is a a recurring character in the Softbank Otosan commercials. He's the dog's son.

...It makes more sense in context.

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>>1246910

>>1233808
holy shit that's some good japanese, he's really good

>>1235544
oh fuck that's funny

>>1235744
>eat like snake

I can't fucking breathe

>>1239895
ffs if they really want to build a teleporter im in.l

>>1237071
it sounds cute in nip but if i translate that line it sounds like a drug addict

>>1243076
>>1243086
>>1243093
whaaaaaat the fuck haha that shit was so unexpected

>>1243319
maybe a dumb question but did japs always had marriage?

>>1239895
thanks for this, they talk so fast and all i didnt really get was 人事部, hasnt yet shown up in my deck

This needs to be turned into a webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA6UYTbOEMQ

>>1247133
Yes I suppose they've always had marriage. But western marriages are fairly modern from what I know.

>>1244770
but arni zhat is not how you pump ze muscles

>>1247145
4 minutes 37 seconds. The bit rate and resolution would have to be extremely low.

>>1247160
What about if it's split into two?

>>1239294
>Whoosh

>>1240074
Two things:
1. Are Japanese people really that sexually repressed? I thought it was an exaggeration.

2. Focusing on flat ass and chest.

>>1247064

The man said like 2 things though...

>>1232640
yea Ippei-chan instant yakisoba. comes with a pack of mayo and mustard too.

>>1239548
pity it starts at around $30 before delivery charge

>>1233808
I've seen a vending machine with his face on it in Tokyo too with diff drinks in it ^_^

>>1243047
>>1243051

Takeshi Kitano - Glory To The Filmmaker
watch.
do it
gogogogogogogogogogogogogogogo

>>1237910
I''d bet Cinderella was polish
the sh sound is unmistakable

>>1237391
where do i find a game like this in english?

>>1235748
my lebanese baby cousins are exactly like that ...

>>1247624
flashbang through the door!

>>1246654
Who is this qt?
She looks like a Patrick Nagel painting.

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>>1246523
>>1246654

>>1241650
Philip what are you doing?

Anyone got any Wondercore ads?

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>>1248553
I suppose.

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I'm not sure the reason for this circle G icon that shows up in a lot of these commercials on Youtube.

>>1233595
fuck yeah japan. This is like an aphex twin video

>>1232211


Do japanese boards have crazy american commercial threads? Like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvX9OCwB5-o

>>1248629
I know they've seen the Terry Crews Old Spice commercials, but I can't find any reaction videos from them, just Korean ones.

>>1246523
>>1246654
>>1248515
whats the song name for these?

>>1248744
>音楽: 山下 達郎

Tatsurou Yamashita's 1983 song Christmas Eve.
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/クリスマス・イブ_(山下達郎の曲)

>>1233595
HAHA! YOU WERE DATING A GAIJIN MAN THIS WHOLE TIME! AMERICA WINS AGAIN!

>>1235543
Who is that guy? I've seen him on ads on the train, but the train ads have no sound, and I can't read these god damn moon runes.

>>1239971
This was about the same time as Morinaga killed a bunch of kids with arsenic contaminated milk powder.

>>1244770
THE TEAMINATOR

>>1248846
It's these guys.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_(owarai)

>>1244988

A man can dream.

>>1247201
The unidentified fried object. And is that the woman from the panasonic ads?

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Thread's into autosage, but still plenty of commercials out there.

>>1233288
>oke googuru
Japs are so cute

>>1248951
>bam
just turned me gay

>>1232640
her eyes fucking kill me, it's like they are cheating

>>1244841
BACK ON THE ROCKS

>>1244016
This is me literally everyday on the bus looking at boys;_;

>>1246600
Is t-this a l-lesbian s-story?

>>1246700
Perfect.

>>1237910
>cabin_in_the_woods_elevator_scene.webm

>>1249981
Damn, really like that one.

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Dunno why bump limit's only 300 on /wsg/.

>>1232640
>started learning Japanese a few weeks ago, still working on hiragana and katakana
>hear how fast she speaks

How the fuck do they understand each other

>>1250511
Practice and familiarity.

>>1243348
Pure kino

>>1247288
She's obviously an underaged schoolgirl

>>1250511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeK5ZjtpO-M

>>1246518
This one rules, majorly strange

>>1247288
>1. Are Japanese people really that sexually repressed? I thought it was an exaggeration.
Yes.

>>1246910
>>1246915
I tought nexon only was a thing in korea, not japan.

>>1247201
Why do japanese commercials have so much plot to them?!

>>1251303
Mabinogi is made in Korea, but available in several countires.

>>1250511
For the same reason I can understand American auctioneers when they're speaking at sanic speed. If you're 100% fluent with the language, it just simply flows.

>>1251318
Maybe they were inspired by the long-running Lucky Charms plotlines involving introduction of new marshmallow shapes.

Some more are up. >>1253616

>>1249530
I like to think so