Post your most beta webms and gifs.

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>>1229593

>>1229593
See, he's clearly a socially awkward manlet without any sex appeal, but at least he can actually half dance, and had the balls to try something. Doing your best isn't all that beta even if you are a fedoralord like he is.

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>>1229593

>>1229594
She must be like 6'3 or something

That guys is far from beta. With just a simple change of threads he can appear as the quirky alpha.

>>1229593
we have an autism thread
its ironic

>>1229593
That's not beta.
Betas wouldn't even talk to that girl, let alone dance for her.

>>1229599
Pretty much this. I really don't see it as beta or cringey. He's a socially inept fedoralord who nutted up, danced for a bitch who is way too hot for him, and then impressed her and their peers and got to at least have a date and dance with her.

Glad to see that everyone agree that OP is retarded.

>>1229829
In the behind the scenes video she refers to what he did as a "random act of kindness" because she's in denial about what has happened. Also, her instagram is full of pictures of her hanging out with various Chads. Garret is nowhere to be found.

>>1229594
how about you do that without wearing high heels

>>1229858
whats her instagram?

>>1229965
I won't tell you, but I'll tell you that people in the comments try to make #WhereIsGarret catch on every time she posts a picture with a guy.

>>1229593
program name, and that bitch

Alexis something I think.
I always forget the story. I think he's pretty normie now and she's the average Stacy.
Actually surprised she didn't try to exploit this as a romance story

>>1229603
>that attempted kiss

>>1229603
dodge that shit harder than Nixon's impeachment

>>1229603
I wanna say he just turned his head the same way but the fact that her head was already turning that way.

Anytime I see somebody claim this OP's webm isnt cringey I die inside. clearly you have not danced for a girl way out of your league before. It's even worse when it doesn't work, like I hear how it didnt work for the guy in the webm

I did that shit in my drama class,in front of the whole class,(it was our assignment), I regret it every time I think about it. I can't even listen to the song anymore.

>>1231726
We're not saying it's not cringey, we're saying it's not beta.

>>1231764
Wonder if that yank realizes that his button means
>big
>black
>cock

>>1231770
there's a pony pin right next to it... what do you think

>>1229947
to be fair, he's wearing uppers as well. look where his knee is compared to the overall length of his leg
it's always a giveaway

>>1229593

I"m curious about the context under which all this was filmed. Some kind of reality program?

>>1231762
The one that fell my sides

>>1231762
oh god someone post audio

>>1231763
PFFFTFFFFFFFFT is he like 4.0'?

>>1231938
No, they're just 6' and wearing heels.
He's probably around 5'2.

>>1231801
his feet isn't fucking vertical though

>>1231938
3'6"

>>1231762
This is fucking perfect
>the autist who pretends to dj
>the kid with the gas mask
>the kid who falls in the back
>camera moves, crowd are all 10 year olds
>while everything happens in a school auditorium

You can't make that shit up

What the fuck is wrong with her shoulders?

>>1231762
>That one guy being consumed by the jaws of infinity

My sides!

>>1231762
>my little pony convention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfjJ_e26wb0

>>1229594
flat as a brick

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>>1229593

>>1231762
I've actually met this fucking DJ and he is just as autistic as he seems. He's also a terrible DJ.

>>1232274
>doesn't know that this is acting
>doesn't know that the guy got some movie roles for his youtube series

>>1232317
bruuh sshhhhhh, don't kill the magic

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>>1229593

>>1229593
>>1229603
>>1237195
I just can't handle any of this right now lmao xD

It's so sad.

>>1229814
You're thinking gammas

>>1232095
>the retarded spastic dance
>crowd of 95% little boys
>several just raising their hands, slightly shaking
>that one kid with the pony hoody flicking the hair.
I miss middle school "disco".

>>1237195
>that pat on the back

>>1232274
how did you find this?

>>1229604
nah hes just very small

>>1231763
when will they lurn

>>1229594
who dis gurl?

>>1229596
lol toddlers are like little drunk people

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>>1231763
>>1229594

>>1231726
Which song?

>>1247104
fucking brutal

>>1247104

I'm 5'11" and this still hurt me

Holy shit. Fuckkkkk

>>1247347
It should do: you're only just out of manlet range

>>1247370

I thought 5'8" was manlet cutoff?

I'm taller than a guy I work with who has a hot gf and is superior to me in pretty much every way.

>>1247104
>good luck with that
what a cunt

>>1247381
5'11 is king of the manlets

>>1231862
That'd be my guess, some overcome-your-fears or help-you-get-the-girl kind of reality show

>>1229594
Is that Captain Phasma? He's 1.83 I'm 1.67 goddam she's a giant!

>>1232111
She's just fit faggot and titless cause you know, she's a kid.

>>1250077
That's 5'10 you donut

>>1247104
source?

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>>1232274
>not a being of pure spaghetti.webm

>>1247104
Shouldve said her tits were too small anyways

>>1244470
>>1229594
Karlie Kloss, 1,87m tall, so easily over 2m in heels

>>1231764
Keked

>>1247104
;_;

>>1252920
sauce?

>>1252920
>>>/gif/

>>1252970
Rare sauce incomming.
SDMS-548 is the name of the clip.

>>1252978
Aren't you a super trooper

>>1243851
He is 6 foot.

>>1231762
the falling was like icing on top

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>>1229593

Posted this in the other thread but it's pretty fucking autistic and beta.

> dat lisp

>>1229971
>i wont tell you
you dont know

>>1250102
t. king of manlets

>>1252978
>google for that
>The method that it is possible for Sex even with anyone in the place that I want to do when I did it
The fuck am I reading here

>>1255291
If you look through the comments on the YouTube video you can find it. She was in an episode of Chuck when she was younger.

>>1247104
If its any consolation, I'm 2m and have denied several skanks and will continue to do so endlessly.

>>1231763

>>1231938
>>1243856
>>1247104

you know that kid is like 13 or something?

>>1229593
4chan calls that guy beta
Half of 4chan doesn't even have the balls to do something like that for a girl

>>1255601
god bless you for your work

>>1257665
>Half of 4chan wouldn't humiliate themselves in front of a girl
fify

>>1257671
The pleasure is all mine.

>>1254892
>7 year old creates his own universe with lore and story
>plays with sticks, paper and paperclips
>this is autistic

He's just telling us about some universe he imagined when he was 7 years old?

>>1257678
>Half of 4chan wouldn't humiliate themselves in front of a girl
you're right, they already did

>>1247104

Why is this okay but if a guy flat out said "sorry, your tits are too small" he would be roasted alive?

>>1247104
bitch

>>1250736
does anyone have the zoomed in version of this?

>>1229593
lol nice webm

>>1258214
Thanks Lori

>>1229965
Here's her instagram. Apparently she had cancer. Who would have thunk?
https://www.instagram.com/_alexablair/?hl=en

>>1258233
>He couldn't even score a girl who has a giant cancer scar across her stomach

>>1258242
tbqhwyf, she had cancer and still looked beatiful. She can have as many Chads as she wants and deserves them. Of course he couldn't get her - she was in two entirely different spheres of sympathy and attractiveness. Kid was doomed from the start.

>>1254892
How is this autistic? It's just some guy talking about a world that he made up in his mind as a little kid

>>1229594
>I have to rely on my height to pretend I am an alpha
That just means you aren't anything of note, kiddo.

>>1229858

That's fine dude. At least he had the guts to do something.

You wont' get every bitch you talk to.

Only thing I didn't like about that was he put pussy on a pedestal.

Ok boys got shown this gold on the weekend, if someone wants to make some webms of this channel please do.

I was shown these videos by a friend who says this guy was the typical 'weird' kid at school. In the video he says he is designing a UFO (somehow still unidentified), he talks super condescendingly about how the average person would not understand his advanced designs but admits he does not know why copper is not very magnetic hahahahah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFAYqt8y80

>>1258607
sorry wrong tab nvm this is not really beta stuff, more just general cringe stuff

>>1258031
>>1258499

Yes it's autistic. And his lisp is cringeworthy. Fucking worst voice I've ever seen.

>>1258626
>Fucking worst voice I've ever seen.
>seen

What kind of powers do you have?

>>1247381
sorry elliot but 12 year old girls are that height now.

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>>1247104
What a cunt
She could at least be respectful about it.

>>1247104
>ugly cunt knows she's ugly and is out to get revenge on this cruel world because she has a butterface and a sandy vagina

Lel

>>1231763
I can hear his soul shattering

>>1250736
>Bow legged grandpa style
Would not mess with, you can only learn that from a grand master who killed over 200 japs.

>>1254892
This is actually a really cool video. You're the one that's fucking autistic. I imagined much of the same shit at that age.

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>>1258211
Got your back.

>>1231763
>control boner
>control boner
>control boner
>don't forget fake smile
>fake smile
>fake smile
>back to boner control

>>1258481
probably my favourite video ever made

>>1254892
The only Autism i see in this video is legitimate Autism, otherwise this is a really cool video, reminds me of my days a a young bab

>>1258626
every kid made up stories when they were little
i should dig up some of mine

>>1229604
>>1243851
yeah jimmy is 6' and karlie is 6'2 so she's a solid 6'7 with 5 inch high heels

>>1250779
that seems too butthurt, he should just stayed happy and acted relieved, like "whew, this works out actually" and just shook her hand smiled and left

>>1229593
The Jew has good taste, not a guy in this thread wouldn't pay money to sniff her farts

>>1250063
What?>

>>1260198
triggered
fucking DELETE THIS
Average female height in US is 5'4"

>>1229593
As I see it if that shit works for him good for him.

>>1259177
kek

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>>1231763
same guy
?

>>1262199
She rejected him

>>1254892
I was just getting into it as it ended

>>1263664
why do you say that

>>1258075
for the same reason that the word misogyny is known better than misandry
we live in a sad, sad world

>>1229593
starts beta thread, posts someone clearly not being beta. come on op, i think we all know what's going on here.

>>1247104
I remember this shitty show.
It was a stupid MTV show called Next, where a bus full of faggots or cunts all tried to impress the woman or man they wanted to "date," and it usually included some stupid mundane task.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOA1jCMfSSw

I remember watching it because seeing people get instantly rejected was funny.

>>1242498
>>1232317
>>1232274
This is so fucking old... do any of you guys have sauce? Holy fucking shit, I haven't seen this for a good like, ten years...

>>1250063
>this cheeky post
kek

>>1263455
What a bitch

>>1264303
the fuck

>>1231762
He's unstoppable!

>>1229603
She dodges like a fucking ninja

>>1263455
The birth of a super villain

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>>1264303
I have so many mixed feeling about this... It was cringy and felt staged af at times, but at the same time it was also fucking hilarious and the girl was one of the hottest cutest things from the 90's I've ever seen, it made me actually miss those years.
Guess I'm gonna need to watch the NEXT episode to decide

>>1264453
GOTTA

>>1263455
WHEN WILL THEY LERN!?

>>1229593
>>1229603
Oh what I would kill to have Morgan Freeman narrate this...

>>1247104
d-delete this

>>1231351
>>1231482
>>1231715
>>1264425

He just awkwardly turned his head the wrong way for the hug you fucking autists. Holy shit.

>>1263455
This kid is going to grow up posting misogynist shit on the internet.

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>>1229593
cause other boards thread is limited sorry

>>1231762
https://youtu.be/6haPehPNPUk

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A few centuries in the future the beta male as we know it will no longer exist because everyone will have to go through several decades of school to remain competitive for a living wage since manual labor will be obsolete. It will be the 'whole person' concept, where work is fixing, supervising, and upgrading wide ranges of equipment and automation, requiring engineering experience, managerial experience, programming and tasking skill, and plenty of intellect to know how markets are shifting and how to shift accordingly to stay relevant.

We're not living in 1950's America where anyone can get work and love anymore. That has come to pass. It has begun with women selecting for only the top tier men, resulting in the downspiral of birthrate, which pushes markets to look for do-it-alls that can handle multiple tasks, which becomes a race for the labor market to be one of those do-it-alls, which makes women even more selective, which pushes down the birth rate even more.... Just be glad you weren't born a century into the future and only have to deal with being called a beta.

>>1264553
>Wearing huge wedges and standing on a box at the beach
Bitches man... such liars.

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>>1229593

>>1263972
Because we've seen her Instagram and it's full of pictures of her draped around various chads at pool parties, and Garret is nowhere to be found.

>>1264453
I want to download this, but I fear it might not be a good idea...

>>1263684

There's a youtube video, it's a full 35 minutes long, just search "the story of the whos" on google and it will pop up

>>1261935
>reminds me of my days a a young bab

Yeah except he's not a young "bab" (whatever the FUCK that is) he's fucking 22 or 23.

>>1232123
Imagine the smell

>>1264553
is there a name for porn like this?

>>1264930
giantess, minigiantess, gts, mgsg, gts vore, etc

the community blends pretty hard so you gotta dig a bit for specific shit

>>1247104
6 foot 7 master race reporting

>>1258481
I laughed so hard and can't explain why.

>>1258075

Guys actually said things like that or worse on that show.
So gtfo with your feminazi boogeyman.

>>1254892
>>1258499
>>1261963
>>1261849

This guy has posted his story in other boards, I saw him post in a pixel art thread saying that he came up with his story when he was 12.
And that he would like to animate the 500 page book he made and shit but it would take a lot of his time.
Considering how he is an adult now and still clings to this shitty story, that makes him autistic.

I also imagined like 3 different universes and stories when I was a teen bun then grew up and realized how cringeworthy they were.

>>1264453
I.NEED.TO.BREED

>>1261751
anyone have the dog version of this?

>>1264501
What's going on here?

>>1229594
That's actually kinda frightening

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>>1266589

>>1229593
This is not even remotely beta. This kid has enormous balls. I wouldn't do that even if I COULD dance. Sure he's fedora-ing and looks pretty average, but shit. Women appreciate that level of confidence. I applaud this guy.

>>1247104
Should've gotten those pants tailored so there isn't as baggy which makes you look even shorter. Taking care of his appearance would've helped him.

>>1229593
Sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

>>1258501
How does it feel when girls won't date you sub 6' trash? lol

>>1263455
not really beta anon, that's a pretty alfa thing to do

>>1247104
Good lord what a bitch. I bet she's still single with that attitude.

>>1264485
>le epic good voice black dude

back to rebbit

>>1267660
The content of your imagination means nothing to anybody.

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>>1267689

Ya, but he will forever be plagued by that reaction and will never be alpha again.

>>1267909

That was fucking brutal. lol

>>1267909
holy
fucking
shit

that just hurts to watch, feel so bad for him

>>1268543
Why? He'll learn that 3D is PD and 2D is perfection and achieve enlightenment. What is there to feel sorry for?

>>1268761
>Send a tall woman to this event
>Hur dur manlets! WHEN WILL THEY LEARN!!! xD!!!!!11

>>1264501
>This is my country's heritage
Suffocate me.

>>1268868

Heels bruh

>>1229603

that nigga invented the hover head.

>>1247104
>billy talent
>manlet getting btfo
This webm has everything.

>>1247104
>Sorry, Im going to have to NEXT you.... You're just not black enough.

>>1264306
went by Daxflame iirc

>>1269093
>Manlet getting btfo
I don't think being saved from having your time wasted by a superficial bitch qualifies as "btfo."

>>1267909
>walking a girl you haven't fuck to her door

He had it coming.

Why is /fit/ so insecure? It's kind of sad to watch how desperately they try to put others down because it only makes it more obvious how much they want to feel better about themselves however they can.

>>1261751
Sounds more like Vicar Amelia to me.

>>1255601
desu I do it all the time as well. But only because I prefer women my height or a couple inches shorter, that aren't skanks. I'm 6'1".

>>1268761
she must be standing on a box. Rachel Riley is only 5'7". Even with heels there's no way she'd be that much taller than all those guys.

>>1264553
Beta Males cant be bred out because they arent a species or race. Betas are betas because during their upbringing they developed anti-social and/or timid tendencies. They arent betas because their parents were betas. Your whole thinking is based on the fact that they can be bred out, they can't. Betas will always be a part of society. The difference is society will no longer accept them and they will not be able to breed, but more betas will still be made.

>>1268761

is this the uniform of the disgusting nerd?

>the wrong colour jeans with graphic tee
>ill-fitting chinos/slacks with similarly ill-fitting button down/dress shirt
>various designations of autism shoes
>messenger bag
>hand awkwardly in pocket

>>1265674

Why dont you tell him that on his gay blog / youtube channel so that he kills himself?

>>1264453
>cutest thing from the 90s

mid 00s.

>>1231763
kid is 13 and the girls are both basketball players around 6'6

>>1263455
>my first rape.webm

>>1264303
lol
Poor AnGee, was it really country music that got im, or was it just her wanting to fucking a huge dick?

>>1263455
He's like
>hey joke's on you; I got my kiss

>>1258481
I can't tell why but I laughed my sides off

>>1270709
YES!!!

>>1254892
He has a lisp but at least it's original and probably the most interesting thing I heard today
enjoy your MTV awards sponsored by black lives matter though normie

>>1263455
pretty alpha of him to even do that. If they were a couple years older, she'd be fine with that. I bet she later thought it was cute or w/e

>>1258481
There's gotta be a sauce for this, I can't stop crying with laughter

>>1270080

I've got news for you.

You're a faggot

>>1270709
W-hat's going on here. Is this a nerd mating ritual?

>>1250063
DON'T YOU DARE EVER POST ANYTHING THAT'S ANTI-CONOR. HE IS A GOD, HE RAPED ALDO AND NATE. HE IS THE ONLY GOD OF THE MANLETS AND YOU JUST DISCOURAGED HIM, THE MANLET GOD! YOUR GOING TO MANLET HELL, YOUR NEXT LIFE YOU WILL WAKE UP 4'10 AND REGRET EVERYTHING.

>>1258481
is that Africa piano background?

>>1270709
>more than meets the eyes

>>1229594
>>1231763
>>1247104
>>1264553
>>1268761
Short/Manlet=Beta

Prove me wrong.
>You can't

>>1273298
>Prove me wrong.
okay:
Napoleon Bonaparte

>>1247104
The chick whose first preference is height is practically at the pinnacle of bad relationships. Dated a chick like that once, known many more. They're pre-judging, and always seem to think they 'deserve' shit. Worst ex of my life.

>>1273338
napoleon was actually average height, the nickname was endearing, not literal.

>>1273345
napoleon go back to /b/ and stop shitposting, nobody believes you

>>1257665
Kids got balls, but he is also a social goddamn retard. He's wearing a fucking fedora and she's a cheerleader chick. This was doomed and cringey from the start.

>>1247104
short people just have a higher hill to climb when it comes to sexual attraction for women.

the fact he dresses like a turbo dweeb, looks poor, plus is short is essentially a death sentence. the only way he could be less appealing is if he was also bald. he will never get laid.

>>1268761
>all those awkward glances at her by different people
>that one guy behind her just flat out staring

>>1270709

Can someone explain what's he doing?

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>lurking this thread
>tfw secretly being manlet
>mfw

>>1273408

>fedora

It's a trilby

>>1274105
Don't sweat it. As long as you dress well, radiate confidence and don't look like your compensating for anything, most girls will definitely dig you.
Having a big dick helps a lot too.
Girls who only date tall guys usually have daddy issues anyway. Stay away from that shit.

>>1273718
There's a projector and he's awkwardly waiting for the right time to walk in front of it.

>>1274263
He also has no idea what to do with his arms.
I had this problem as a teen.

>>1274248
>manlets actually believe this

I am making a yolk, you shouldn't worry anon

Sorry im late. You all Lost
https://youtu.be/GA2tpPl-9GQ

>>1274105
are short guys attractive to gay guys? lol just go gay ;)

>>1261831
>>1259177
I only come to this board for comments like these

>>1270080
Everything but the messenger bag was pretty vague.

>>1264303
>tfw youre 19
im getting old

>>1264501
>Strongbow

Worst beer ever.
That made me hate UK even more.

>>1271408
It's the girl who's beta/cringy there.

>>1273298
Sadly it isn't true

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>>1275368

Yes they are, I'm a massive fucking fag pimp whenever I go out to clubs during weekends with friends, while women are repulsed. I've danced with like 3 gay guys simultaneously at a time.

I don't know if I dress or if I just look like a massive fag. Probably the latter. Feels bad.

>>1275906
lol my face when i showed a friend who friend zoned a bunch of women but still thought he was straight that he was gay after hanging out a lot hand having him question his sexuality because of me even though im straight and still cant get a girl. wtf is my life

>>1268761

get the brazzers logo on this

>>1263455

poor fuck, not only did that happen to him, but it happened in a room full of laughing people, who were girls his age, and it was on tv

>>1273298
well fallon is actually pretty tall

>>1231862
>>1250079

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

>>1267507

This webm is what caused me to look into Bloodborne and end up buying it.

>>1267507
>not having molotovs equipped

>>1275434
>Strongbow
>Beer

It's a cider, you mong. It's dog cider - I'll give you that.

>>1263455
i hope he fucking killed her

>>1229603
I think she noticed a bug on the ground at the last second.

>>1250061
but she's right unfortunately

>>1258233

God, she is just awful.

>>1264892
He was talking about what he did in the past, in grade school. He's not 23 and in Grade School

>>1273298
running backs

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>>1261751
This edit is fucking perfect man.

>>1232274
I have never grown such a slow smile listening to a story. I didnt even realise how agast i was until my mouth was open and i had a big ass grin. holy fuck.

>>1264447
I've just noticed the guy in the back falling into nothingness

>>1231762
I thought he was on some serious drugs.

>>1273485
that nigga embraced his awkwardness so that means you transcend it. you don't even deny it

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>>1277250
This fucking guy gets it

>>1274105
>secretly being manlet
You mean, like, what? Wearing platform boots all the time?

>>1278994
One of the most retarded posts I've ever read.
Thank you anon.

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>>1273298
Napoleon and Hitler were the most alpha males of their times, and now we have Putin.

>>1231762
>Beta autist in hoodie waiting to sperg out to the beat of a pony song
>"DJ" acting like he knows what he's doing while completely oblivious to what's around him
>WWI veteran wearing a gas mask to protect himself from the mustard gas emitting from the crowd of horse fuckers
>Kurt Cobain falls down to the abyss that is Courtney Love
>Those fuckers in the back pretending to party when there's nothing to party about
>That crowd of horse fuckers pretending to be happy and excited when they very well know that they've been robbed of a good time by greed horse famous autists

How this was allowed to happen is beyond me.

>>1237304
>lmao xD
...

>>1271408
>>1263455
The kiss was part of the dance, she knew it but regretted it

>>1270709
It is that a Claptrap?

>>1231764
Cause of course that couldn't mean British Broadcasting Channel. Fuckin 4chan...

>autism thread
>resolves into height arguing
5''10 here
First kiss was with a girl tat was at least 6"1
Second girl was professional volley ball player
Get over yourselves,find some people to hang out with even if you have nothing in common,after 2-3 hangouts you will have rough idea if someone likes you should you make a move.
Usually making good girl friend and passing her bs tests(just looking to see how thick your skin is,if you can take a joke,if you can handle banter and shit like that) will result into her hooking up with one of her friends.
Take it easy guys

>>1280235
Sure thing you lying, virgin, faggot.

>>1280192
No fucking way.
Besides, even if she knew about it, doesn't mean she consented.

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>>1280235
>manlet as fuck
>unironically made up a story about kissing a professional athlete
>giving shitty /r/redpill-tier advice

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>>1280235
>literally lying through his teeth to stop those internet bullies
You can stop daydreaming now, anon.

>>1270709
fuuuuuuu that was awkward.. dude just walk past it!!

>>1270080
/fa/ggot

>>1280213
... lel son.

>>1275434
>>1276889
btw how comes every cider I buy tastes like vodka + fruit flavor?

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>>1229593

>>1229594
lmao Jimmy Fallon is 6', this woman must be a giant

>>1261751
Her scream is so fucking good. I need monsters to make sounds like this more often.

>>1282606
Alpha as fuck.

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>>1264506
>the dude at 3:35 singing Eurobeat

>>1282732
ooh shit thats pretty cringey

>>1266811
A huge steelworks recently closed down in Wales, a load of people lost their jobs, and they're clearly drinking their sorrows away. Not sure what makes it beta.

>>1283324
Oh. They're saying "I voted out". That changes things. Fucking boomers.

>>1283327
>voting in
Kill yourself. Fucking moron.

>>1268761
>Manlet: The Gathering

>>1283393
decent kek

>>1229594
imagine the bare legs
MY MEMBER

>>1274263
People always say this, but:

1. There was nothing going on at that moment, that was between runs and the projector was probably just showing the crowd and/or some random info on the next run
2. Some dude literally walks in front of it while this autismo is doing his autist shuffling

>>1270080
>messenger bag
>a bad thing
literally kill yourself

>>1279369
Not to mention that the track choices were absolute garbage which intensified the cringe

>>1263455
>>1263455
Isn''t it a show with maddie ziegler ?

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>>1280266
she clearly went for it just as much as he did

>>1287350

lol shut down

>>1287361
Stop it. You have no idea what you're talking about or what were her thoughts about it.

>>1275434
Beer? What the fuck

>>1264553
Theyre standing on fucking boxes

>>1232123
There's a longer, related link which is even worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6haPehPNPUk

>>1229593
She was creeped out and embarrassed inside the whole time. Her reactions were forced af. She lost her cuteness too unfortunately.

>>1258233
What surgeon butchered her? She should sue, that is some sloppy scalpel work.

>>1247104
>not calling her out as a cunt
He spaghetti'd
And why did she even bother shaking his hand? Fuck this bitch.

>>1289140
I think she had her cancer when she was a baby. The scars probably get to look worse as you grow and get older.

>>1289151
It's a fake reality show Anon, calm down.

>>1250077
I thought it was 5' 12"
>>1250736
What's happening here?
>>1265650
Gonna need proof
>>1261751
Kek, wtf is she screaming about?

>>1264303
What a fag in denial. He spent more time touching guys than anything else. That whole clip was cringey.

>>1263455
And just like that another /r9k/ poster was born
There was no need for that reaction though, that's ridiculous.

>>1264506
Lock the doors and turn on zykon b
Shoot the kid in the gas mask after.

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>>1274382
I could only make it a few seconds. Why do people act like this? It's got to be because it's [current year] right? I can't imagine this happening in the 1950's

>>1279190

>>1282732
What the hell is he using to power that, a deep cycle marine battery?
>>1289160
Doesn't mean you need to get cucked for all of America to see

>>1276842
When fighting Vicar Amelia, it's best to have numbing mist equipped.

>>1280235
Autism thread seems to do pretty fine with the likes of you around.

>>1278194
>>1277250
>manlets
>get hit harder than anyone else on the team, to the point that they expire at 30
>after they turn 30, nobody wants them, and they're lucky to get a new contract
>broke once they're out of the league because they spent all their money getting people to pretend they were alpha

>>1269344
how else? through the window?