Let's have a good ol' asmr thread.
>>1227136
>>1227139
>>1227141
>>1227144
>>1227148
>>1227150
>>1227151
>>1227351
I've always hated this one desu
>>1227364
What the hell I didn't type desu
>>1227370
Are you new here? "t b h" is automatically changed to desu on every board
>>1227160
I have to rewatch this just once more...
If this was a chick, I would have a boner for sure.
>>1227401
I never say t b h senpai
>>1227407
fucking brilliant f a m is changed to senpai. I'm fucking done.
>>1227411
baka desu senpai
>>1227401
>summer
>surprised by newfags
Are YOU new here?
>>1227136
this is by far the weirdest asmr post i've ever seen. what in the fuck
>>1227370
desu senpai
>>1227534
the ASMRtist is ephemeral rift and his other works are just as weird.
>>1227141
This gave me a bother desu
>>1227141
bonner achieved, moivng to adult gif
>>1228581
>>1228581
Did you type with your dick or are you just that retarded?
>>1227351
This one fills me with rage for some reason.
>>1227452
>This guy makes me uncomfortable
Why? I mostly listen to female ASMRists, but this guy is like a master of it.
>>1230073
It's cringy Japanese weeaboo porn asmr
Requesting the Metal Gear Solid one.
>>1229763
This is fucking hilarious
>>1230073
They are just racist against kemonomimi.
>>1229763
is that an entire pickle on the sandwich?
>>1227141
doesnt this make you want to fucking punch her in the face? am the only one???
>>1227141
dick turned into a femur
>>1229763
The green screened pickle is just the fucking cherry on top
>>1227452
>hating on based dimitri
He's about as innocent as one can get
>>1227370
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>>1227136
I like this one. It's simple but effective (at least for me)
F
>>1227370
baka desu senpaitachi
baka
SEPPUKU
>>1232295
I have dishonour my famiry!
>>1227370
desu
>>1227370
desu baka senpai cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI02g8gnirs
why does this give me a tingling sensation in my stomach :o
>>1227141
I like to imagine she's counting strokes.
>>1227567
...
Sauce?
>>1232496
desu kys senpai ?
>>1232505
because its good asmr
thx for sharing btw
>>1229772
That's a normal reaction, don't feel bad
>>1227136
>ctrl+f autism
>0 of 0
AUTISM
>>1227370
baka desu senpai
>>1227422
baka desu senpai
>>1232505
She got super defensive in the comments on this video, people said it wasn't her best video and she basically told them all individually to fuck off
>>1227567
My right ear liked it
>>1227370
desu senpai
>>1227136
That annoys the fuck out of me
How the fuck do people like this shit? This shit is annoying.
>>1227370
Well you guys are popping up in #4chan on Tumblr so say hi
>>1232617
Nah senpai desu
>>1232046
T H I C C
>>1227136
As an asmr vid, it's nothing special but as a piece of performance art, it's fucking incredible.
>>1233310
That's disappointing.
>>1233310
>firstdayoutsideoftumblr.gif
>why is the internet not one big circlejerk
urgh
>>1233853
oh fuck off really
that fucking exists
>>1233853
Ew...
>>1232046
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>1234192
Shit im sad that shes not a cute loser brit doing asmr anymore. Welp at least still got Whispers Red. /shrug.
>>1227136
the relaxation of ethan pineapple
>>1233922
kek
>>1233950
>50 years old
>used basic household junk to dress a fruit
>dresses up as a sea monster
>eats the fruit on camera
>talks complete gibberish in between
>art
this is total trash, and its because people keep telling this guy how much of a visionary he is that hes turned into such a pretentious douche.
>>1234205
>TIL whatever Anonymous 08/09/16(Tue)19:00:58 No.1234205 ▶
does not agree with is not art
It's art. Just because you don't agree with it doesn't mean it's not art.
>>1234256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNI07egoefc
fuck you
>>1227370
desu senpai, I don't know what you're talking about
>>1227370
senpai desu
>>1234333
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI02g8gnirs
Sorry, but dank trips
>>1232295
Goddamn i'm looking for the sauce on this, anyone help a brother out?
>>1227422
senpai
Looking for sauce on this
>>1227351
I've always liked this one desu
>>1234205
Didn't he make a video celebrating the day gay marriage was made legal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNDEgnqCzFQ
>>1234774
https://youtu.be/n9eZ00bRCGA
>>1234333
I would wife her so hard.
>>1235639
Noice, thanks mate.
>go into asmr threads every once in a while
>half are webms i made months ago
don't know if more proud or disappointed
here, have something fresh.
>>1229763
this guy is so fucking out there lmao. i see his shit all the time and on occasion watch it and he's the same dorky fruitcake he's been since he started.
ride on, you gay ass nigga.
>>1234303
wow, that video was shit
>>1236366
Needed that, thank you anon.
>>1227141
asmr so hard it feels like i got ants on the back of my head
>>1227160
Source on this, can't find it on his channel
>>1232601
Do some people not feel ASMR? First time in a thread like this, nothings working......I even put on headphones to see if that will help but nothing
>>1236818
not sure, I don't always get tingles. usually have to relax more and watch longer vids without moving too much.
i noticed it from school and doctors visits before i even heard of it though.
for me it's a calming sensation in the back of my neck.
>>1227150
what kind of porn is this shit?
>>1227160
that guy is just raping us D:
>>1236818
Try removing your shirt or at least baring your neck and shoulders. Some people also feel it more while lying down. And most of all, relax. Personally, I find that if I'm anticipating or looking for those tingles too hard, I tend to not get them. Just listen and close your eyes and visualize that source of sound (a girl, a pineapple man, Bane) moving around you.
>>1227422
checked senpai
desu senpai
>>1237168
>Bane
I had a good giggle @ that. desu senpai
>>1236798
MassageASMR on youtube
I always wonder why no one in asmr threads mentions AccidentallyGraceful. Her voice is amazing and her storytelling videos are great. This one for example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rxn00zAJec
>>1238513
you still laughing?
Anyone have that asmraurette webm? The one with a few clips from her videos.
>>1236290
be happy anon, we are spreading the word of asmr to more people. Hopefully some will try and make OC.
>>1234303
At least post h3h3's video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7ez-gIt08I
>>1238664
found it
>>1238758
<3
>>1237023
the first steps actually triggered me a bit. Heather Feather has a vid with footsteps and it works pretty well.
nice webm anyway
>>1238764
"Peggy that boy ain't right, tell ya h'wat. I walked in on 'im, and instead of jackin it like a boy his age would be, he was making...girly sounds into his computer."
>>1234774
Jellybeannose
I fucking hate ASMR videos. I don't fucking get it. It actually makes me cringe when I watch them because some of the people try so hard to whisper and make a bunch of annoying fucking noises.
>>1239280
then stop watching them.
>>1232046
Wow, she got big. shit.
>>1227452
nice blog post
>>1232046
probably got a long-term boyfriend and doesn't feel the need to compete anymore
desu senpai
>>1236818
I got it a long long time ago from clippers as a kid. Hated the scissors, but those clippers would calm me right up, always gave me a tingle whenever they got near my ears.
20 years later and now I know it's got some kind of name.
>>1227370
desu youre new
>>1238664
sauce pls
What are your opinions on HungryLips?
>>1227136
I don't know what ASMR is, but based on that webm, I think it and anyone that likes it is fucking stupid.
>>1233950
You are pretentious trash and I hope you stub all ten of your toes at once.
>>1234333
>she actually was a hooker
>>1241733
Don't knock it until you try it you fucking faggot
>>1239304
dafuq
>>1239304
This gives me strange feelings
>>1227136
why am I here?
>>1241950
To suffer until the day that you die.
>>1227136
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH.
desu senpai
>>1239690
Christian Noel
>>1242353
Christen*
>>1237046
my sides
Desu Deus desu desu
>>1227136
never seen strange like this desu
>>1242059
what is even
>>1227452
"Multi-quote posts are gay as hell nigga, fuq outta here"
~Abraham Lincoln
>>1241748
>hooker
Mail order bride. Not technically the same thing
>>1235304
I made it as an april fool's prank a while back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9c-4xgksMY
>>1241733
that webm is like a weird fetish for asmr. most are just about relaxation and sleeping and stuff. a lot are also about meditation.
>>1227422
desu senpai
One of my favorite moon girls recently canned all the videos with her face in em'
good thing I have maybe a dozen face videos saved
this is why i collect asmr vids, channels/video come and go, if you really like a channel you should be saving them in full like I do.
>>1238664
>>1238758
https://archive.org/details/asmraurette_201503
https://youtu.be/iLPiZU1EAP8
>>1244098
2 4 6 8 10 and other numbers like those.
is there a name for the NSFW version of asmr?
>>1234205
Sadly, I have to agree.
I subscribed to him when he first started out. Back then he was reading through the Hobbit. Seemed like a decent guy with a great voice.
But then he deleted his Hobbit read-throughs and came out with all his weird philosophical views.
I admire his dedication, but even ignoring his political/religious opinions being shoehorned into his work, stuff like the Dualism video demonstrates that he may not be perfectly sane.
That said, I still listen to The Collector and his Candy Man videos from time to time
>>1245637
it's usually just called erotic asmr or JOI (closest thing you'll find), but porn girls don't know how to technology and are shit with their audio equipment. There really isn't much in nsfw done with good quality.
A decent place for it that has pretty consistent contributions is on plebbit /gonewildaudio/.
>>1245672
r/nsfwasmr/
>>1245676
I used to use that one, but it's usually just shitty youtube videos, which can't really be that nsfw by association.
It's mostly just some attention whore doing normal asmr just with extra cleavage.
>>1234303
>takes PragerU serious
Iam afraid there i no hope for you, 1234303
>>1242011
Lady looks like a dude here.
>>1227370
desu desu t b h
>>1241755
ok so I always thought this stuff was stupid bullshit but your post made me realize I never actually tried it. One of my favorite blowjob models is cherry crush and I know she does ASMR videos too, so I listened to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LhUhQzpdp4
and holy shit
>>1245966
Why have so many pornstars started doing ASMR videos? I know youtube changed its monetization system but having hundred thousand subscribers and releasing video once or twice a month can't really give you big dollars, right?
Anybody knows what happened to Snowflake ASMR or has anything saved from her?
>>1239304
What the fuck
How was this not on the news?
>>1245568
When her face is round & flat like you've eaten too much cat
that's a korean
>>1246704
It was
She's his 8yo daughter
>>1242082
desu
desu
desu desu
>>1246040
Narcicism, lack of self-identity, etc.
Besides, when was the last time you paid for porn? ASMR seems like an easy alternative for women who want to get money without any skills apart from making quiet erotic sounds.
>>1247824
You could say rift also treats it like a science, but Dmitri is more professional while Rift is more artsy
Most people who watch asmr only want to do it for the asmr, not the "art" that comes with it. I honestly love the way Dimitry does it.
>>1232046
I fucking knew it
>>1247828
rift is pretty chill, I like the pizza videos not because of the asmr but because he's a cool dude, a bit liberal but still cool
>>1245571
I'd fuck his boipucci
>>1242011
Ed Boon's got competition in the eyebrow department
>>1234303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB-i9OkwCD4
>>1246040
now that you mention it what are some other pornstars doing ASMR
>>1242059
Source on this?
>>1234333
From what video is that?
>>1244123
Source?
>>1245637
/gif/ has japanese ones. You might enjoy them if you're into hentai.
desu
Does anyone have a webm of snow crunching sounds that i saw on here a while ago?
>>1248307
I'm too lazy to find the video, but the thumbnail was a red apple.
She talks about how she thought she was going to America to study English, met a strange Russian man who knew their names at the US airport and then he took her to "parties" where she met her husband who already knew everything about her
>>1236366
>ride on you gay ass nigga
I feel so god damn happy reading that. It's the most motivational thing I've ever read.
>>1247829
when did the barrel extend?
>>1247828
Rift is a legit sex offender though
>>1248715
Proofs?
>>1227136
That feeling when you never bothered to look up what ASMR was.
It's that thing I was literally never sure anyone else but me experienced
>>1248715
source?
>>1248610
Found it. Thanks
>>1236290
ardraneala asmr
in case you were wondering
>>1227150
The best part is how good it is at being actual asmr
>>1227351
I actually jumped when she went really close to my left ear.
>>1248395
mind linking the thread? can't see what you're talking about.
>>1234303
I agree with this video completely. Whoever doesn't are cucks.
>>1249993
screamer.
>>1249993
I've got tinnitus now.
>>1227351
Who made this?
>>1227351
Source?
>>1249993
you're so cool.
>>1227151
Strange new method of using fingerboxes?
>>1248694
At 0:05, it looks like. It must be spring-loaded or something.
>>1227351
Need source so bad..
desu
>>1227401
that's pretty gay, desu
>>1249993
you're the one fear I've always had in these threads
>>1249986
Oh shit, I meant /h/. My bad.
>>>/h/4356194
Please read the OP there. It's really helpful and will keep you from looking like an ass who can't read.
If you're too overwhelmed and don't know what to listen to, just grab from one of the mega links posted and start from there.
guys I really miss heather, when do you think she will upload again? I heard her dad died and she is having issues with that and all, but she really is my favorite.
>>1253304
I thought she died from a tumor on her neck or something?
desu
>>1227370
desu
>>1227136
Recently discovered this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC0HUpOZmmA
Nip animu lude asmr with subtitles
>>1253840
>that tooth brushing past the 1 hour mark
my
dick
>>1250217
Try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yDCox-qKbk
>>1254153
Tried it on day one, did nothing. Doctors say it might be a circulation problem.
>>1251269
If you pause at 0:11 it looks like she's drawing a jew
>>1253840
Holy fuck
>>1227370
baka desu senpai
>>1245568
Are you able to share them? She's a cutie.
Doremi ASMR took down all her videos too so I wish I had saved it all.
>tfw channel deleted
>doubt she was popular enough that anyone backed up her vids
>>1238664
this sounds like the "triggered" sound effect
>>1249993
Ive always expected this
>>1227370
desu baka senpai kek
>>1254972
Who?
>>1254798
These are the ones I had, unlike some other channels I don't have hers saved in full, but it looks like I had face vids I went back through her channel to save so thats a good sign,
these could be most of them then, not 100% sure
https://mega.nz/#F!B0cwFbrY!E0NUcarajwnVaBG3jYbn_g
>>1256706
whisperrain, she mainly had some video game asmr vids and then some neat ones like the webm
>>1247829
what is this gun, looks like an mp40 but where can i get the folding version
asmr has to be very particular for me. Either I absolutely love it and I fall asleep in minutes or everything about the video makes me really fucking mad and irate. Some of these just really piss me off.
>>1257667
>>1257667
desu
>>1236366
check his shaving video, he actually looks decent without 50 pounds of makeup
but his video titles are fucking retarded "worlds best/most amazing yada yada..."
>>1230819
I feel you. If someone whispers irl i want to punch them. This is ok, though.
>>1257905
Someone should insert a somebody farting right into the camera shot with incredible detail. just seeing the anus vibrate
>>1248715
broof-a-doodle doo
>>1253519
ASMR Requests would have done a video if she'd died
>>1249993
RIP In Pieces, ears.
How many of you are here to actually trigger meridian response and how many are here to jerk off?
>>1227370
desu baka senpai
>>1227136
Jesus Christ this enrages me. Close your fucking mouth
>>1237046
Source please so hard.
>>1254972
Got more?
>>1256755
Thanks for that. I'm going to start archiving all the Korean asmr channels I know so that nobody feels this pain again.
>>1258902
Literally search "how does this make you feel bee" on youtube, nigger.
>>1237046
i havent laughed this hard in a long time
this some good shit senpai, have you got any gentle whispering shit?
>>1236366
who is that?
>>1259703
jee, I dunno captain. Too bad there isn't a way to find things out on the internet, especially using some sort of combination of key words that describe the content.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bomboni+chips+asmr
>>1236290
Ardra is a GODDESS
>>1249993
oh well...fuck you buddy
>>1257667
>t͏͏b͏͏h
what fucking wizardry is this?
if i google search your "t.bh" it only gives me 4chan results, but if i google it by typing it myself it gives me everything else
what's going on t͏͏b͏͏h
>>1239265
she's far too attractive to be an internet freak
>tfw she will never be my gf ;-;
>>1232295
So like... does all this bitch do is dance and try to turn people on in every way she can?
Its totally okay if that's the case but I don't know if that's all she does because that's the only context of her I see on this site.
baka desu senpai
i hate the ""asmr"" video culture with a passion
every time i see somebody making a video with ASMR in the title, it makes me cringe. i've never been able to get the tingles from a video where someone is actively trying to get the tingles going. instead, videos with people speaking in monotone voices and peculiar dialects without consciously going into a fucking whisper and putting their lips to the microphone are much better for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqlT6CfGxKo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5PgmvtRHZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I9wCeD2eh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAyLMw08qmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4VsmKU5T7g
>>1260172
yes
shes also fat
>>1259749
>asmr thread
>no audio
i swear, mate
>>1260559
sorry dude just posting what ive got
shes great to look at so no harm no foul
>>1260581
I'm here for the ASMR, dude. Either post something here with audio or post this chick in another thread. Don't take up image limit with this shit.
>>1260278
Highly underrated post. It's hard to relax when women whisper in your ear and you have to suppress a hard on.
>>1260605
This. I hate it when people waste image limits on topical threads with webms that have no audio, "trolls" and reaction gifs
>>1260278
I agree with you.
Unintentional ASMR best ASMR.
Someone talking at their normal voice which just so happens to be lower in volume and softer in inflection is way more comfortable than some one trying to hard to whisper at an 8th of their normal speaking rhythm.
>>1249993
I can't help but also laugh
I like this one with the train blaring in the background.
desu
Anyone know any /wsg/ sfm that could have some ASMR effect(s) ?
>>1257905
Where can I get more of this?
>>1254972
To me, nature's one of the neatest things on this planet.
>>1242082
desu i didn't know that myself
>>1246076
now instead of feeling relaxed i want to pee... oh well what's the difference anyway?
>>1260278
This post reminded me of some video's i used to watch when i played Warhammer.
At the time i didn't know why I like these video's do much, I haven't watched them in at least two years, thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLliZQodsai-inQrbv8XoFQjIKNWopiCqw
>>1242082
it started right after hiroshima took over, when every other word people posted was those. He added the filter and just never removed it.
It is a good thing.
>>1260278
Best post in the thread, thanks for the sleep
>>1261667
holy shit this guys voice is like a ketamine injection
thanks anon
>>1227401
i don't believe you desu
>>1227150
I want to fuck that woman.
inb4 desu
>>1261083
>>1227136
>mfw people cant even close their mouth when they eat
>>1263225
i have a brother with asperger and he literally cannot close his mouth when he eats, its fucking disgusting and also he has terrible dental hygiene.
The trailer to Rings gave me mad tingles, anons.
From the sound effects to the "seven days, seven days, seven days," I didn't feel any unease or fear because I was so preoccupied with the sensations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOH3ORdVmk8
>>1249993
Screamer
>>1249993
ow
>>1260278
Wish I felt ASMR. Sometimes I think it happens but I'm not sure.
I'm only here because I need someone nattering away in the background to help break up the silence at home started with vlogs but people tended to be too abrasive or suddenly loud, so at some point it diverted into ASMR.
Sounds videos are pointless to me in general, I know I'm the minority but it's still so weird to me.
rararara desu senpai
>>1227370
to be fair, the filter has only been in place for about 10 months
>>1260278
I have the same problem. The guy in this second video should do voice acting or something similar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFT9UoZu1EA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU_1Zw_nVgo
>>1260278
There used to be quite a few videos where people unintentionally triggered ASMR in others. This was way back in like 2007 or so. That kinda led to the "Whisper Community" which has now morphed into the huge ASMR phenomenon.
I think massage videos by a woman named Lita were a huge catalyst for the whisper community being created.
>>1227351
Ive just learned what a fricking ASMR is... i like it
>>1260278
I’m with you anon. I was in on this pretty early on (2008-09 I think) and I’ve seen this cancerous culture grow around it.
It makes sense; a bunch of people post videos that give them the strange sensation. Then the community starts taking note of common trends in them, and decides to combine them. Then instead of stuff like The Joy of Painting, which was about actually DOING SOMETHING, while a man softly guides us through the activity, and sometimes had the comfy sounds of paintbrushes, we get videos with titles like
>:p Paintbrush sounds for 2 hours with a little talking :p [Intentional][Aural Minutae][Male][Soft-Spoken][PLZSUBLIKECOMMENTPPATREON]
It’s inverted. When it started, the ACTIVITY was the most important. Then the explanation/speaking. Then the little noises.
Now it’s just random noises with the occasional mindless jibber-jabber.
Wow, it just occurred to me that we’ve observed the ASMR equivalent of the rise of Modern Art…
Heck, even Ephemeral Rift started off just reading the Hobbit. I was one of his first subs. Now that’s been taken down…
>>1227136
Made these a few years ago. Lemme know how y'all like/hate them.
BioShock Theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqjLPYKBdyU
Eragon Spellcaster RP - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHscGZmz4Lo
Explanation of Computer Parts - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK0I4wKyWjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK0I4wKyWjc
>>1263225
This is bait or you are retarded. Pick one.
>>1260278
So why are you here fuckface?
You came here just to post some contrary shit?
>>1257924
Wow i remember being twelve.
>>1261083
Man, I don't get why people like Milena, with that fuck up face
Anyway, to answer your question, there is this channel called 'Hylian ASMR', check it
>>1242082
nothing desu senpai baka
>>1227370
desu
baka
senpai
cuck
>>1227370
yes you did desu
>>1227141
it took her 104 seconds to count to 40
>>1244098
not sure, she says otouto-kun at the start, so I guess she's roleplaying an older sister, shits weird
>>1249993
why do my armpits start to sting when a screamer gets me
desu senpai
>>1227160
I think I'm gay.
RIP Thread. It's been a good one.
>>1227351
sauce please
>>1227136
holy shit it's legit good
>>1257924
Pinnacle of humor right here