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>>1207552

literally bent one of the bars.
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>>1207556
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>>1207567
Made me gag
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>>1207567
Jesus fucking christ.

She ate it all alone?
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>>1207582

did she just gag from a brussel sprout?
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>>1207590
she was crying too
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>>1207650

do fat people just have an incredibly low threshold for pain? i feel like all they do is complain about how hurt they are/use it as an excuse as to why they don't exercise.
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>>1207663
nagh, usually like very obese people have chronic pain all over their bodies. Pain management becomes a real issue.
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>>1207567
this makes me want to punch that woman
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>>1207582
wtf is wrong with these people? i fucking love veggies. fuck. i trip out when i'm 30 pounds over weight, but these whales are perfectly ok being 100+ lbs overweight. christ...
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>>1207650
Oh my god just fucking fall over.
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>>1207567
>Those shifting eyes
The territoriality is real.
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>>1207551
>car rises an extra inch when he rolls his fat ass out
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I feel sad now.
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>>1207567
>>1207562
>>1207556
Trump voters.
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>>1207551
Christ, he has to stop and rest three times before he manages to get out
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You have to wonder what kind of mental problems people like this must have, not only allowing themselves to get this fat, but allowing themselves to be filmed in public being this fat.
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>>1207581
FUCKING LOST
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>>1207562
hot
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>>1207913
>berniefag still mad
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>>1207584
Holy shit. The building collapsing made me laugh but the fireball really made me laugh.
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>>1207562
thic
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>>1207562
Doesn't she have an actual physical problem? And I don't mean just muh genetics.
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>>1207663
It´s more the fear of injury in an inconvenient location. She definitively was aware that in case of injury it wolud be nearly impossible to carry her away without a huge fuss...

Also Fat people are not flexible in any way
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>>1207582
I remember this, she has some mental disorder and the only thing in the world she can eat is cheesy potatoes.
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>>1207556

Unbelievable.
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>>1207581
That little head pat at the end there.
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>>1207663
People who are obese even for just a few years are very likely to have chronic pain issues, especially around the knees and ankles.
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>>1207551
This makes me sad

>>1207552
This makes me laugh
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>so obese they can't partake in activities that normal people can
>can't get out of a car without breaks
>break stuff as it's not designed for mega heavy weight

I don't know whether to laugh at them or feel sad.

How do we fix the fat fuckers?
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>>1208564
Time will fix them for us.
Ever seen a fat old person?
>they don't exist
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>>1208164
basicly how whales beached
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>>1207590

To be fair, there's a literal genetic component to liking or disliking brussel sprouts. There's a flavor molecule that you can only taste if you have a specific set of genes, and it tastes horribly bitter.
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>>1208568
>Ever seen a fat old person?
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>>1208164
Call greenpeace
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>>1208571
I hate brussel sprouts but I don't gag and cry from just smelling them. The scent isn't enjoyable but going full meltdown is retarded.
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>>1208571
Yeah, id have to go a couple days without food to stomach brussel sprouts, regaurdless fat people like that need to be gassed
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>>1208571
>fat science
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>>1208568
Yeah. My grandmother, my uncle, my father.

This made me realise my father's side are all fats.
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>>1208571
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
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>>1207582
brussel sprouts are fucking disgusting. I'll have myself something vile like a slimy okra before I eat something like that shit. fuck em.
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>>1208630

brussel sprouts are a top-tier side dish, you fucking megapleb.
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anyone have a webm of that fat falling and getting stuck in a ditch?
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>>1207562
What the actual fuck, this gotta be some sort of medical thing, right?
Looks like super tumors or something.
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>>1208571
>>1208593
>>1208616
Black licorice is theorized to be in the same boat.
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>>1207562
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>>1208684
I can definitely see that. There are a few things i really dislike but black licorice is the only food that actually makes me gag.
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>>1208630
the way they are cooked there are fucking gross as fuck...when you boil them they taste and smell fucking disgusting. i assume thats why the lady was gagging and probably why they prepared them that way to begin with, because they wanted to make 'good tv'

best way to prepare them:
>cut in half
>cover with salt, pepper % olive oil (oil helps salt and pepper stick to sprouts)
>bake for like 20mins on 375°F, half way through shake the baking sheet to get them to turn over/not stick to the pan

seriously they are delicious. they cost like $2 per pound. its worth a try my brew
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>open up thread
>no webm of me
phew.
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>>1208793
In my opinion cooked brussel sprouts are violating the CWC.
But if there's a way of preparing to turn them into actual food, I need to try it.
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>>1207552
rumor has it she broke her McRib
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>>1207551
This reminds me of the raptor egg hatching scene in jurassic park.
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>>1207650
are you fucking kidding me
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>>1207562
She has a UFO for an ass
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>>1207658
That crack
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>>1207913
HUEHUEHUE
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>>1207551
>when you need to buy one new tire because your front left tire wears out before the others because you so dam fat
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>>1209059
>only one tire
You seem to be grossly overestimating the abilities of that suspension.
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>>1207650
>lift me up
Top fucking kek. That's not going to happen.
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>>1209044
A wild Voltorb
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>>1208744
At first I thought there must be a string pulling him but on second viewing it looks like there's a skateboard under the rug.

Not fat though.
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>>1209044
Polandball cosplay

>>1209022
I don't know why she thought she'd fit.
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>>1207913
>still more successful than Bernie supporters
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>>1208793

this. baked sprouts are delicious.
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>>1207582
when the genetics kicks in
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>>1208571

there's a difference between finding a food distasteful and crying and gagging like an 8 year old because your fat piece of shit ass has to eat something that's naturally green for once.
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>>1207663
It's hard to do shit when you're carrying 200 extra pounds and are out of shape...
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>>1208072

plenty of people have 'physical problems'; that doesn't stop them from gaining the weight of 5 people.
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>>1207550
>>1207920
Imagine an emergency situation while he's in the car.

Say the car's front left axle gives way, after years of constant, burdensome pressure, on a train track of all places. He's not so fat that the fat on his forehead or his cheeks obscures his vision, so he sees the train hauling towards him. He lifts the door quickly, unbuckles, and sticks his drumstick of an arm out the door and grabs the roof of the car. He attempts to move his feet out of the car, but he just visited Taco Bell, and was, almost inconceivably, more sluggish than usual. After an unsuccessful struggle of removing his feet from the car, he gives a glance back at the train, realizing his final 20 seconds are approaching. In a last ditch effort, he uses what little strength he has to launch his body out of the car. This surprisingly works. He is out of the car, face down on the train tracks, so quickly to forget he is incapable of getting up from the ground, without assistance. He sweats partially from being scared but mostly from how much he has exerted himself. He pants his last pant as the train barrels through his car, and then him. His body mangled, and equally as disgusting before the train ended him.
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>>1208152
Yeah I remember that, too. They were barking up the wrong tree by setting a veggie in front of her like that.

They need to throttle her cheesy potato intake, but let her keep eating them. Get a hold of proportions first, then worry about diversifying.
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>>1209248
>people that properly value food are fatter
Why am I not surprised?
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>>1209339
Sometimes it simply astounds me that the skin doesn't simply just rip apart under the strain of the moving flab.
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>>1207658
is this shit for realsies?
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>>1209370
Skintears are a very real thing
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>>1209198
kek
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>>1208164

i like how her tits keep falling out mmmmm that's hot
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>>1209339
her ass is so wide you can use it as a nightstand and put a glass of water on top of it
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>>1209044

please make this with dr robotnik music
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>>1209339
I'm conflicted. Clearly she's made terrible life choices, but she's outside and ostensibly doing something a bit physical...a first step towards a healthier life?

Sadly, by now the damage is done. Even if you lose all that weight you're going to be lousy with loose skin, and no matter what people tell you the skin removal surgery does NOT leave you looking natural.
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>>1207556
>when your saddlebags are over capacity
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>>1207567
the kid has no food on their tray while the mother eats a dominos pizza party pack to herself
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>>1208581
my fucking sides
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>>1209522
You cannot fast travel while over-encumbered.

...or walk at all, apparently.
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>>1209505
Like this?
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>>1209505
I tried it.
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>>1209530
Well...
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>>1209542
Well then, might as well give the full selection and complete the trinity...
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>>1209548
I was wondering which theme I was going to use. Now I don't have to choose.
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>>1209537
>>1209542
>>1209548

lol thanks that's awesome
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>>1208744
not even overweight
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>>1208684
What about salty liquorice? Aka salmiakki.
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>>1207551
Painful to watch, like I want to help.
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>>1207562
>>1207567
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>>1208630
t.Timothy McIgbo
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>>1208684
Black licorice makes me fucking ill.
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>>1209445
>Crowd laughs and claps at a broken/sprained ankle
Yes.
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>>1209230
I eat healthy, but I can't eat the seaweed used to wrap sushi. There's just something about it that makes me gag the moment it hits my tongue.
I dislike brussel sprouts as well, but they're at least edible.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNP0_oeGLNc
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>>1209511
even worse, a huge majority of people who lose weight gain it all back over 10 years. something like 90%. gaining 200 pounds doesn't change your metabolism compared to a normal weighted person, but losing the weight causes your metabolism to cut in half.
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>>1209246
I sense this passage might have been funny were it not for all the fucking sentence fragments. Good lord, there are grammar and syntax checks in ms paint now, you genius. (if you don't understand this message, randomly insert periods, commas and adverbs to bring it to your level. 4/potato
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>>1209198
underrated post
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>>1207581
The good old days before health and safety when you could feed the animals at the zoo
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>>1208811
You need to have something of a life for people to get footage of you.
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>>1209466
I think that the story of the fattest guy ever got to the point where his fat and oils would literally seep through his skin.
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>>1209785
this is fake right? please?
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>>1207680
Don't think she would feel it.
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>>1209221
The DNC gets to decide who they nominate, not the public. Not geting nominated doesn't mean you lost anything, it means you weren't corrupt enough for the DNC to let you win. Trump only won because of the sheer stupidity of the people he was up against. He will probably end up wining the general too just because of how god awful Hillary is.
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>>1209542
Isn't filename everyone?
Or do you measure weight in kg instead of lbs?
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>>1207650
How the fuck is situation like this not a huge wake up call. Instead bitch came home and ordered large double everything pizza cry herself to sleep and mourn about hard unfair life
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>>1209542
why is it that this one does not have the problem of frame judder / stuttering in slow motion, while these two (below) do?
>>1209548
>>1209537
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>>1209786
holy fucking shit she is a blob
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>>1209963
>his IQ is less 150
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>>1210031
I have no earthly idea. All I did was convert the original webm to avi so I could slap on new audio tracks and then convert back to webm.
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>>1210037
>all this converting
you lose a little bit of quality each time you do that (called "generation loss"):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_loss

4chan webms are already compressed to really low quality, so compressing them again is a lot worse than doing it for say a 720p youtube video.


All you need for what you're doing is mkvtoolnix.
You don't even have to re-encode, you can just replace the Vorbis audio stream that's already there with your own. If it's over 4MB or doesnt loop right, you can cut parts of it off with avidemux.

The stuttering is probably caused by a change in the frame rate made somewhere during the conversion process
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>>1208853
whats the cwc?
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>>1209995
genius
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>>1210034
She actually killed her nephew by accidentally rolling over on her, then the was deemed unfit to stand in court. She then got surgery when down to 200 lbs from like 700 cheated on her husband and divorced him lol
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>>1210031
I did that one in one shot. That might be it.
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>>1210134
Chemical Weapons Convention
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>>1210037
>All I did was convert the original webm to avi so I could slap on new audio tracks and then convert back to webm
Holy shit, what the fuck? Do not edit videos if you have no idea what the fuck you're doing.
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>>1207567

Repulsive. I would ask that she be shot but the bullet might not have the required penetrative power to do the job.
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>>1210194

>unfit to stand
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>>1209537

Made my day.
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>>1207650
Is she still going on about how great it is to be fat and how it doesn't limit you at all?
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>>1210194
holy shit how do you get so fat that you litterally kill people by accidently sitting on them
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>>1210249
she'd litterally eat the bullet
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>>1209537
Kekked to pieces
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>>1207551
It's like watching a birthing, but somehow more disgusting.
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>>1207567
>muh genetics
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>>1207663
Many of them have gout, which makes your feet and legs extremely sensitive to pain.
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>>1209815

please point out the independent or dependent clauses used incorrectly.
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>>1209955
>all this socialist butthurt
it's beautiful
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>>1209203
>>1209563

because its just referencing ops webm
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>>1207558
Kek.
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>>1210368
>muh taxpayer fueled wall

yah nothing socialist about that.
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>>1208164
are they drunk?
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>>1209339
Damn, she's probably making enough friction between those thighs to start a fire.
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>>1209995
doesnt that dude live at the sausage castle?
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>>1210248
Please feel free point out what you think was done wrong and how it should be done differently, oh great master of video editing.
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>>1207556
>>1207562
>>1207567
She's a big girl.
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>>1210422
>taxpayer fueled wall
Yeah, Mexican taxpayers
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>>1207658
Oh god her ankles literally just couldn't absorb the weight, she jumped so high
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>>1210609
>i believe the meme

wew.
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>>1209501
... and a book, and a stereo, and a desktop picture, maybe a comb... box of tissues...
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>>1209339
Grim
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>>1210422
>>muh taxpayer fueled wall
like the one outside the DNC?
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>>1209339
THICC
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>>1210623
what do you mean? the wall will be payed for through visa fees and sanctions should they not renegotiate our trading arrangements, hardly unrealistic considering the billions in trade deficit each year between mexico and america
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>>1210548

For you
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>>1209501
A fucking gaming PC with a big ass screen...
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>>1209257
no it's the other way around
fat people value their food more than anything
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>>1209927
Yeah I think it's from a movie called feed me. But I'm not entirely sure
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>>1209771
>a huge majority of people who lose weight gain it all back over 10 years
Because they fall back into shitty fucking habits and overeat.

Fuck "muh muhtabohlism", eat less than you burn, you lose weight. Find a rough balance of burning what you take in, you maintain your weight.
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>>1209022
Holy fucking kek, it's like she does this every day.
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>>1209786
this is horrifying, humans like this actually exist. I feel despair.
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>>1211123
Old Mary "the indestructible neck" McKinsey arrived at work.
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This thread is the tits...Fat tits.

Also captcha was "list all images with fruit", kek.
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>>1207582
i bet her fat flaps smell worse, not to mention her jello mold vagina and shitting crevice.
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>>1207582
To be fair, if you fuck up cooking a sproot hard enough they're fucking awful.
Wouldn't surprise me to see that the producers of a "reality" show on TLC would do it.
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>>1211135
Besides looking like a chubby downie at least he has some trigger disciprin
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>>1209044
>Abenteuer Leben

KEK
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>>1209339
bruh

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>>1210035
manlet detected
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>>1211398
box of newports in its pocket?
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>>1209995
concealed carry
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>>1207663
It's more that they're weak. Imagine sitting still doing nothing in front of your screen for like 6 years, then suddenly getting up and going skiing. It would be very exhausting. Your skin would be soft and it would blister easily. Even your eyes would not be accustomed to the sun. It would be painful.
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>>1211522
>its
Out of all the things posted. This made me lose. Hats off man.
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>>1207550
fuckin mudslide.
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>>1209786
Holy shit she has three butt cheeks
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>>1209511
Some people get really lucky my dude. I doubt you could end up with no loose skin at that size, but I was obese at one point (270 lbs at 6'0 in senior year of highschool) and am now 150lbs at same height with no loose skin. Just gotta start when you're young and pray for good genes, i guess.
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>>1207562

H I G H T E S T
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>>1207650

Christ that's embarrassing
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>>1207650
I'm an experienced ski fag and obviously her boots are rented and not meant for her shoe size.
Rental shops at ski resorts always fuck this up
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>>1209927
>>1210756
No, it's a fetish video where she pretends to be immobile.

I also want to comment about this thread in general: when you see someone with massive fat legs/ass and they are asymmetrical, they have a combination of obesity AND a medical disorder called lymphedema. Their legs are literally swollen with bodily fluid from their lymphatic system.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymphedema

So they need to fix their lifestyle *and* be treated for this disease. It's not just being crazy fat.
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#HealthyAtEverySize
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>>1207556
>>1207562
>>1207567

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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>>1209786
>>1209984
>>1210034
>>1211162
>>1211585
Change does happen bros
Look up Mayra Rosales
https://i.onthe.io/vllkyt20v3hv8clmu.e5788fdc.jpg
http://media.emirates247.com/images/2015/03/mayra_9.jpg
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>>1209339
Is that Don Cheadle wearing a Norbit suit?

Also, it's like a lava lamp.
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>This thread

I found myself shaking my head with every post going "Now that's a damn shame."
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>>1207776
And kill some child in Japan? I don't think so.
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>>1210194
She didn't though.
She took the blame, her sister (the mother) actually killed the kid and is sitting for 15 years
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>>1207650
How could you not just give up on her? Just leave her damn.
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>>1209786
she has to die
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>>1210929
i don't think you're puttin two and two together mate. in order to counterbalance the reduction in metabolism you'd have to take on near starvation levels of calorie intake for the rest of your fuckin life. i dont think even a fit person could maintain that if their metabolism suddenly got cut in half.
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>all these women have a boyfriend
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>>1211817
>Fat fetishes exist
>hungry beta males exist
More news at 11
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>>1208571
>>1208582
>>1208591
>>1208630
>>1208659
Brussels sprouts.
Like Demon's Souls.
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>>1209022
Fuck da police.
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>>1207663
>do fat people just have an incredibly low threshold for pain?

When they get mayo enough they can snap their legs like twigs just by tipping over.
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>>1209785
Darth Vader's mom
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>>1209786
Clan Tzimisce on the rise
She's gonna devour the entire world
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>>1208140
>fatties not flexible
Sumo wrestlers disagree.
Flexibility usually takes training, which is something most fat people don't do, but can do.
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>>1213328

Sumoka are in top shape before they take the special diet and increase their weight though, so they're not directly comparable to ordinary fat fucks. I won't say it's impossible, but yeah, different things.
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>>1211139
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>>1211627
yeah, I'm sure it was because her shoes were 1/2 a size too small, not the 200+ lbs overweight she is.
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>>1209511
>but she's outside and ostensibly doing something a bit physical...a first step towards a healthier life?
Yeah... no. I'll be impressed when she loses the 400 pounds she needs to drop to be human again.

What likely happened is she jiggled around for 15 minutes outside, got tired, and then got a 20 piece KFC bucket and finished it on the drive home. Stop letting fatties off the hook of fat hate just because you see them exercising. Exercise doesn't actually do shit if you're still eating 10,000 kcals a day. She'd lose more weight just cutting out her purple drank and fried chicken than by doing whatever bullshit she was doing in that video.
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>>1211186
my fucking sides
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>>1211225
See here's the thing, you're fucking wrong. Unless you use acid and gonorrhea, any way you cook a brussel sprout is decent. Only awful brussel sprout is raw.
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>>1213439
Well actually body builders do eat massive amounts of food, but they burn all that energy. But whatever
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>>1209339
asylum demon in training
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>>1212957
Wow, i'm as fat a that.
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>>1212957
Anyone have Jwong rollin?
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>>1212957
Probably wouldn't look quite so bad without the signature fatass full length arm swings. Why do lardos do that?
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>>1207551
This makes me mad
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>>1207658
>The crowd
Top Kek
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>>1211337
Based Kabel 1
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>>1209466
Yes i have them at my biceps because was adding too much mass while going full tryhard workout
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>>1213515
So lose some weight then, it isnt that hard.
Just eat healthier, it doesnt have to be 100% salad shit but by just reducing the amounts and not being 24/7 in front of your pc you will lose much weight
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>>1208663
If you mean dangerously morbid obesity which will likely cause her death at around the age of 40
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>>1213643

it happens due to lack of magnesium and zink, fyi

just a tip
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>>1213532
I assume the reason is because, if you're fat, you can't twist or roll your body as easily, so swinging your massive arms from one side or the other allows you to generate some momentum for that.
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>>1207650
I'm terrible at skiing. Last time I went skiing I went with a friend down a huge mountain that was basically a bunch of 50 degree slopes.

I fell to my face literally every downward slope.

This bitch is a fucking pussy. She didnt even fucking try.
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>>1209044
BORN TO BE WIDE
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>>1211677
that's pretty terrible. if you want an anthem, how about this?

god, 2007 is almost 10 years ago <.< at least video quality has improved a ton...
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>>1213487
Yes bodybuilders need a lot of calories to maintain their muscle growth. Same with athletes, especially athletes competing on the global scale like Phelps.

That woman, like most Americans, is not a bodybuilder or an athlete.
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>>1213333

I was gonna say, look at the muscularity on a sumo's quads but I'm busier checking yours.
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>>1213649
i would actually start with replacing fat with musclemass. its going a lot slower than a diet, but the fatloss is so much more loyal. (tip coming from an ex-fatty, even though i never was as big as this. 118kg@194cm@my worst)
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>>1212957
to be fair, he was suffering from a leg injury at the time. or maybe it was surgery. probably still brought on by the fatness but yeah...
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>>1212957
>announcer on the left's face
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>>1207913
Hey how's that Bernie campaign, did you get your refund yet?!
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>>1208571
This is literally true
All the retards denying it should look it up
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>>1211727
Cedric the Entertainer and Carlos Mencia
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>>1208164
wow
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>>1209783
pretty disgusting
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>>1211727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_vnwIXS9M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw2CMQip63k
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>>1210697
What's the next part of your plan?
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>>1207650
my first time skiing I was always getting on ice spots because i didnt have right skill to avoid them yet so i fell and fell but it was fun in the end
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>>1207554
>Kellie Kay

Absolute qt
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>>1209786
aldrich, devourer of gods
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>>1208571
>>1214920
same fagging this hard
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>>1209995
Uncle Phil?
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>>1211135
Reminds me of steven seagal. Actually, pretty sure that is steven seagal.
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>>1209995
more like concealed curry amirite
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>>1208793
SOY SAUCE, YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!!

FRY 'EM IN ONIONS AND SOY SAUCE!!!

Fuckin' olive oil. Why don't you just use nigger cum?
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>>1207590
I'm not fat (ok maybe a little, but I'm no fukin land whale) and I find brussel sprouts absolutely disgusting. The smell, taste, texture--everything! I eat all kinds of veggies. I can handle most of them raw, even. But brussle sprouts? I'd probably gag just like her.
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>>1209022
I haven't keked this hard in weeks.
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>>1208571
Brussels are fucking god-tier. Still hot from the pot, with a thin layer of melted salted butter
mmm
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>>1213397
Some Nasheed would be perfect for this
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>>1213876
get cancer
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>>1210618
Looks more like her knee gave out or she pulled a muscle at the knee, to me. She even clutched the back of her knee.
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>>1209786
Given how weight loss works, surely once you're at this weight you have to put serious effort into actually maintaining that body weight, even if you don't move around at all.

I mean if she just sits up twice a day surely the calorie intake required to maintain that weight must be like 3-4,000 daily, right?
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>>1207650
That man deserves a medal, I would've left her ass standing there, skied to the bottom, drove home, and never spoke to her again. That's has to be incredibly embarassing
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Why do people hate fats so much
i morbidly obese myself but:

I dont say its genetics
I have a well paying job (Dont live off the state)
Dont blame it my metabolism

I just eat alot of junk food because that shits good and i dont workout because i dont have time/cant be bothered to go to the gym.

Me being overweight has many many cons and few pros but i accept it as my lifestyle and there are many fats that are the same as me but we get bullied and judged for for being mistaken for the people that are opposite

they say its not their fault
they work out loads
they eat super healthy
and they dont even like fast food

I hate those people as much as other people.
So next time you are about to have a go at a fat guy: Make sure they are the "bad" fat.
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>>1210655
>Actually using logic
>In 2016
ITS THE CURRENT YEAR
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>>1216672
Brussels fucking sucks, it's full of undemocratic EU tyrants hell bent on taking the last of our rights away.
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>>1218506

Obviously not everybody hates fats but the ones that do hate them because it just says a lot about their character, lazy and (let's be honest) disgusting. I don't care what kind of job you're doing, if you're huffing and puffing from walking down the road I'm going to be disgusted by you.

You being morbidly overweight has zero pros, stop kidding yourself.

>Make sure they are the "bad" fat.

They're all bad, you all pick an unhealthy lifestyle that can be easily be improved by just EATING SLIGHTLY LESS.
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>>1208571
>>1208684
I know this is true of cilantro. People who find the taste soapy are able to detect a flavor molecule that others can't.
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>>1211801
I don't think you really know what a metabolism is.
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>>1207663
Part of the reason they're fat is they never move. That means they can get injuries like pulled hamstrings and sprained knees from really basic everyday activities. These are legitimately extremely painful.
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>>1219134
Like i said, i enjoy eating food, cus foods is good (i aint gonna sugarcoat it cus il eat that too)

But im not lazy as i work as IT support in a large office building which involves alot of walking about and i dont start panting everytime i go from one place to another.

As for disgusting, if you mean dirty and smelly then its simply not true as i shower every morning and have a bath most nights in the evening.
If you mean unattractive then yeah fair enough, most people dont find fat attractive (including myself)

and for the "eat slightly less" part, that is complete bullshit. a few years ago my friends told me that as i had been fat my entire life i would love to be slim like them. i said i wouldent but they didnt believe me so i spent 3 months going to the gym every day and working my ass off to get slim and at the end when i had the BMI of an average man. i spent 5 months as a "normal" person and i hated it
i hated not being able to snack, eat whenever/whatever and i felt less strong. and now a year later im as fat and happy as ever.
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>>1209995
America in a nutshell
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>>1209785
Somehow this made mehr cry a litten
:/
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>>1218220
Wanna know how I know you watch Leafyishere?
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>>1219989
I bet you that guy lives in London or something.
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I'll just leave this here, some fat people cannot stop being fat - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prader%E2%80%93Willi_syndrome
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>>1213876
he looked kinda cute at that age. Now he just looks like a nu-male with aids
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>>1208571
I don't really know about that... As a kid, I hated brussel sprouts with a passion, not that I ate many vegetables as a kid anyways, but brussel sprouts were by far the most disgusting things I've had. But now I'm not that old, and yet I love brussel sprouts--- there's not my favorite vegetable, but I'll still gladly eat a plate of them.

Of course, people's tastes buds change over time, but if it was a genetic component as suggested, then shouldn't I still find them repulsive? My genetics didn't suddenly change since I was a child.
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>>1220829
muh genetics
t. Fatso
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>>1220829
>Treatment and care literally includes exercise and a healthy diet.
>b-but I can't help it... muh genetiks.
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>>1208571
Jesus, just put some butter and garlic on, then stomach you bitches.
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>>1213532
momentum stabilization
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>>1209339
thicc
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>>1209783
what the actual fuck
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>>1219145
I knew I wasn't crazy!
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>>1218233
Back of the knee maybe?
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>>1211135
>that gutsman ass in the background
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>>1221059
You guys, if I ever wind up like this--winded after four steps--please just fucking kill me. I mean, can you imagine how her thighs must chafe even while she's sitting still? Shit's whacky man.
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>>1213876
Wait, is this suppose to be funny or cringe?

Feelin' a lot of the latter.
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>>1207581
mate
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>>1219921
You have my respect friend. Im not a big fan of fatties but if its your choice and you dont complain, i respect that. Cheers :)
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>>1208164
holy shit, whaaat
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>>1208571
Fatties blame genetics for being fat as well as dindus blame cops for being shot when they rob a store. Poor USA...sigh
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>>1209995
Does the same thing with his dick. He carries one but no one even him can't see it.
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>>1212957
to be fair his legs were pretty much rotting away at that time from some weird skin eating shit he had
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>>1219921
>i hated not being able to snack, eat whenever/whatever and i felt less strong. and now a year later im as fat and happy as ever.
Why didn't you switch your snacking to something better like fruits and carbonated water for example? Sounds like you had/have a major addiction to sugar (which isn't all that surprising since many foods in the USA contain HFCS).
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>>1215605
I kek'd so hard
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>>1211727
"that's like a thousand pounds of fat and zero pounds of comedy"
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>>1210432
You don't need to be a master of video editing, you need to be a master at nor being a retard, which you were. You can delete and add audio tracks to a video file without re-encoding it.
The fact that you thought those horseshit videos were good enough to be posted proves that you're an idiot.

Here's one fast way of deleting an audio track:
ffmpeg -i "file.mp4" -c:v copy -an -y "file (no audio).mp4"
And here's one for adding a track:
ffmpeg -i "video.mp4" -i "audio.mp3" -c:v copy -map 0:v -map 1:a -c:a libvorbis -qscale:a 0 -shortest -y "file (audio).mp4"

1 minute in google will teach you those things.
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>>1219921

So, you're fat and happy but you also don't consider yourself attractive?
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>>1209786
Is that molten lava?
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>>1208164
She just seems drunk off her ass
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>>1216672
Brocolli > brussels sprouts
Asparagus > brussels sprouts
Spinach >brussels sprouts
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>>1218506
You hurt our eyes are reputation. You're basically drug addicts.
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I have a treat for you guys
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>>1218506
"The Bad Fat"

Whatever you say tubbo
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>>1221059
>Wendy's.webm
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>>1226007
hahaha love the interview part
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