aussie stuff

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>>1204206

>>1204203
This is just sad.

>>1204225
It's not real

>>1204272
no idea what im looking at

>>1204297
Salsa??

>>1204304
If you mean the anime it's Amagi Brilliant Park

>>1204388
g8 m8, you save my day

>>1204591
fuck yeah i love weetbix.

>>1204295
http://youtu.be/jj-xCp1XdNM

>>1204208
>HAAHH
>EEHHH

every fucking time

>>1204208
god damn it eric

>>1204203
it's just a character he plays, not real

>>1204215
Who made this happen

I want to date an aussie girl

>>1204272
RIP JIMMY

>>1204208
>>1204206
HAHAHAHAHAHA eric you naughty fucking bird

>>1204293
that genius cunt is the biggest fuckwit man hahaha

>>1205670
It's a pretty fair imitation of how we talk though.

>>1204361
we had a real space program until the POS government killed it

>>1204217
what is this from? pretty please

>>1204268
national past time

>>1206433
danger 5

>>1204591

im dying. im an american and ive been watching the big lez show. im fucking dyin...

>>1204206
dont laugh at him lester you cuck

>>1204206
dont laugh at him lester u fucking cuck

>>1204213
Whats that thing in the sky? Oh, its my sides

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I just downloaded all of The Crocodile Hunter and fucking god bless you Steve Irwin you were a national treasure

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>>1206971
Care to share the link?
Here, I was lurking and i even shared a webm.

>>1207010
this is the magnet link for the torrent I used magnet:?xt=urn:btih:FG7PSKVOFVLPM3ZG2H6LSX35UNZUWNI2

>>1206971
can somebody turn this into a roundabout to-be-continued right at the bite

>>1206971
I miss him so much

>>1207010
Fucking hell this is insane riding, understandable reactions especially when you see how wet it actually was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYgAX6D43Q

onya danny

>>1207194
he recently won his first world champ, hes a good lad and hes turning into one of the big names in the scene, quality rider

>>1206314
fake and gay

>>1204591
>cunt free zone

top kek

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>>1204591

>>1204210
Training for the next war, I see.

>>1207469
this guy seems like he's got life figured out

>>1206564
oh fuck me this is hilarious

>>1207045
>can someone make this as cancerous as possible?

yeha nah fuck off m8

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>>1204208
GODDAM IT ERIC YOU NAUGHTY BIRD!!!

>>1206971
R.I.P

>>1204272
>>1204268
good ol jimmy

>>1208009
she might be drunk and violent but she hot tho.

>>1204293
why are his legs censored?

>>1208188
tattoos m8

>>1208188
judging by where the camera's placed, likely he's edited out an incriminating tattoo

>>1208149
fucking xenophon

>>1208149

Can somebody put subtitles on this foreign tongue?

Have you got the one where the three aussies are playing some game and one of them eats the other blokes prawns?

>>1208153
>suppository

top kek

>>1208436
bump

>>1207045
We all know he died to a stingray, so that's a bit o a give-away

>>1208436
>>1208436
>>1208436
>>1208436

>>1208008
No. Just no

>>1204272
>>1204278
>well known aussie shitposter on /o/ buys a piece of shit astra convertible
>its clunking and blowing smoke
>he goes to a meet with it
>he over fills the oil and spills it all over the exhaust manifold
>car bursts into flames at the meet
>he becomes infamous on /o/ and has stopped posting from the embarrassment
>anons at the meet told /o/ that the fire fighters asked if the astra was his girlfriends car

>>1204210
can someone please dub eurobeat onto this.

>>1208410
tl;dr it's a Senate committe discussing safety procedures for airplane landings in rural airfields; the Senator with black hair doing the bulk of the talking is Senator Xenophon; a pretty awesome dude.

The bit where the webm starts, Xenophon's addressing a point of cross-runway landings, and notes that in the circumstances being discussed, doing so is an activity that stretches the boundaries of what is considered acceptable safety standards for these airfields.

He then notes that one of their expert advisors, the old guy (an experienced pilot), looks like he'd like to comment on the matter of cross-runway landings, to which the old pilot notes in his professional opinion, "Fuck, that's risky shit".

Xenophon then notes that the first words of that statement accurately sum up the whole issue.

>>1209685
deep down i know that hes out there, somewhere, still buying terrible cars and making terrible decisions.

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>the greatest Australian ever lived was not posted yet

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>>1209795
every line is gold. Now for another classic.

>>1209795

"This is democracy manifest!". I love how often you hear that kind of thing on videos of upperclass white people getting arrested -- it's like their version of dindu nuffin.

>>1210200
Post literally any other video where someone says "democracy manifest"

>>1204361
Still better than our Scramjet shit

>>1207460
More like a stupid cunt.

>>1208153
Suppository of an MP

>>1210154
fucking excellent, keep that fucking cancer on tumblr

>>1208008
sounds like a goat being raped

>>1206071
no u dont

>>1210185
;_;

>>1210388
stop raping goats pajeet

>>1204215
sauce

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>>1211125
>not knowing tyrone and rog

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>>1211125
>(YOU)

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>>1211125
this is the end
;_;

>>1207010
that whip towards the end gives me goosebumps every time holy shit

>>1211199
>loaded lit end first
>recieved filter first
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1211224
what is this

>>1211112
NO

>>1206314
'you bute!' kekd

>>1211224
holy shit that tight little ass

>>1206564
Claiming John Clarke for NZ

>>1204217
This isn't aussie

>>1211598
You already have Helen, fu

>>1204293

Got a source for that mate?

>>1211257
fuckin yilmaz

>>1211621
it was made by aussies

>>1211584
how fuckin high is this cunt

>>1211709
I think that's Paulie. He makes videos on YouTube

>>1206659
check out gary the goat, fuckin quality shit

>>1211584
>do you
>DO YOU ROOT
i died

>>1211224
holleeee shit

>>1204268
Is this in South Australia?

>>1211257
i miss stereo sonic :'(

>>1211755
>Lost

>>1211584
I've actually seen this guy in Narre Warren like twice.

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>>1204272
>>1204268
He's still around guys.

>>1211637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V66fBuFhpz4

41m mark

>>1211879

Cheers.

>>1211856
>red P's
Trust a shitposter to be a fucking kid as well.

>>1211930
hes 23, just keeps losing his license for speeding

>>1211856
>still on Ps at 23

>>1211950
ahahaha

>>1211749
fucking classic chasers

>>1211776
Can Baj ever recover?

>>1211756
The Chaser guys were the best.

>>1211749
>we'll make a big glass crater out of the middle east

B A S E D

>>1211742
N O I C E

>>1208009
Would bang her/10

>>1207469
"bahhbra how are ya? You're a good lookin sheep m8"
sides

>>1211765
fuck you might be right, im pre sure i was there a few weeks ago

>>1211776

How can you really blame Bajo though?

>>1211765
>>1212930
black plates with "x" in em give it away

>>1211755
So is she saying his dick is small but still is a good fuck?

>>1211749
>>first answer is Saudi Arabia
fpbp

>>1213429
she is saying he has a small dick and he thinks its impressive

>>1211856
the best jimmy webm i've ever seen

>>1206321
Fuck off idiot, he's a top guy. Doubt you've ever met him, let alone know anything about him.
>>1208188
Tattoos. Painting panels is illegal.
>>1211637
It'll be on a video soon.

>>1213831
>It'll be on video soon.
lol the vid was uploaded a year ago

who the fuck are you

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>>1213848
fucking subhumans

>>1213831
kek it's the vandalist

>>1213858
what pieces of shit

>>1207155
Me 2 bro me 2

>>1211257
>>1209360
anyone have the webm?

>>1214212
I found the video

Anyone got the webm?

https://metavideos.com/video/3473100/gurnsey-bogarts-the-prawns

>>1205000
ty

>>1211749
thought this was Americans

>>1206314
Yea that's not even reel

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>>1214220
ye i gotchu

>>1211774
classic

>>1210154
Toppest quality kek

>>1211199
from where is this from??

>>1207469

"Kevin, stop being a cunt m8"

lol

>>1213858
>>1213848

tryhard faggots

>>1214883
Jordies is such a shit cunt but goddamn his skits are choice

>>1215142
>timeon and pumba rock up in a falcon

>>1213837
Yeah that short flick was, but it's part of a much larger series being combined with a few other writers work.

>>1214266
yeah it's an australian comedy group taking the piss out of stupid americans

>>1211742
Do you have any idea where I can get more information on this episode/segment? Not for any incriminating means.

>>1214266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG7uV2L3DqA

>>1210148
gold

>>1215336
Too bad the podcast went to shit all because he took a skit too far and now his friends are replaced with some shithead stoner who is literally Dan from Game Grumps but worse.

>>1211755
Holy fuck she absolutely destroyed him

>>1215142
>yah ey, yah ey
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1215215
Danger 5
Season 1 is the greatest season of any show on television.

>>1216079
Woah really?

>>1213831
he's a fucking reeby man hes that up himself he also runs a vegan sushi place on king st which is pretty gay

>>1213831
forgot to mention have you seen the dudes fuckin rap videos? cringe

>>1217515
>>1217517
ahahaha that's brilliant, what a cunt

>>1213831
>Tattoos
>has the mind to wear a mask but not some easy running sweats
seems like a smart bloke.

>>1209795
That's a kiwi m8

>>1219527
Really? I remember reading about him on Wikipedia and the only thing that stuck in my mind was that he's dead now.

>>1206971
why do the dumbasses who deal with snakes always wear shorts and keep the snakes within biting range of their legs?

>>1211749
that last bit cant be serious

>>1217466
Pretty much. I mean they still do the radio show and they act pretty normal to eachother, so who knows what's going to happen.

>>1210154
fuck this one is brutal she got utterly destroyed

>>1204293
Is that the same dude that ran on the train?

>>1219721
Excuse me he is a national icon. Let him RIP.

>>1204364
underrated post

>>1206971
Holy fuck how big was that?

>>1210154
He MASTERFULLY deflected the conversation away from the issue at hand. Man I wish I were that good at sophistry.

>>1221078
*She

>>1210154
i love this.
this just shows how fucking stupid and unpractical this PC bullshit is, it has no place ANYWHERE

>>1216079
What skit did he take too far?

>>1211621
It's Danger 5 made by the Aussies.

>>1211112
Stop fucking pigs you pigskin

>>1221764
He wanted to do a thing where every week one of them would eat an ENTIRE fucking clove of fucking garlic to see who was 'the dracula'. Jordan did it the first week, he wasn't it but got really sick though it was the very last segment. Next week he said it was Tom's turn who said no because he saw how sick Jordan was from it. Now, its only a podcast so nobody really knows what happened but it sounded like Jordan fucking rushed Tom to the ground, at which point Jordan flips out that Tom punched him in the chest to get him off. Tom and Robbie say they want to quit the pod, and Jordan then gets really pissed off and walks out, and that's the end of that podcast.

Next week Jordan comes back with his own podcast on the same page but with only some old friend of his, Mislav, who is some stoner hobo who every week just comes out with the kind of shit you'd expect from that kind of description. At least Ali is there a lot more so the whole thing hasn't gone completely shit yet.

>>1208188
they're not he's just running very very fast

>>1211252
do you know how fast bullets travel? it probably inverted when it left the barrel

>>1206971
.....bummer

>>1210388
At least rape Kevin. Garry doesn't diverse it.

>>1210148
omg there's an Australian cops TV show? I need to see it. whats it called?

>>1211742
wtf

>>1204206
It's the old guy with the beard doing the birds voice

>>1222600
I dunno what waiting for a mate is from but it's likely Highway Patrol, that's the most popular aussie cops like show

>>1206971
as an amerifag steve irwin was my hero growing up and gave me my appreciation for life nd aussies
>feels

>>1222644
you're a dumb cunt

>>1207460
> Eating pingas
> Not just shelving them

>>1204210
Dejavu

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>>1221764
>>1222484

>>1211224
Please tell me this is a new exercise craze.

how come no one has posted this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBXY9g_RHDg

>>1204208
He needs ciggie money

>>1207328
What the fuck is it with the wildlife in Australia? Not only does the fauna want to kill you, but it's hard to kill to boot

>>1207328
No fucking way. Did it make it?

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Yay, I finally learned how to WebM. Fuckin' ace.

>>1213848
if your taxes pay for that and they also pay taxes, I am okay with this

>>1223149
Jesus fuck, does he have autism or some shit?

>>1204210
I'm calling bullshit on this. How are they steering?

>>1226372
this fucking video...

>>1211749
americans are fucking idiots.

>>1223149
Is this not just a mock of an awkward situation rather THAN an awkward situation.

If it's not then all I can say is
>labour voters

>>1210708
YES I DO

>>1226585
Fuck off to your own women. I might trade one or two for a top shelf slav but otherwise, no deal.

>>1223149
that HAS to be fake

>>1226372
This video always makes me laugh. Especially with Greg Fleet.

>>1209795

Isn't this the guy that just kept walking out of restaurants without paying

>>1226776
he's an aussie legend

>>1226749
Who was this madman?

>>1226849
24th prime minister of Australia

>>1211742
supreme

>>1226749
who's the the other dude? Fraser?

>>1211763

This is 100% pure straya. Fucking ace.

>>1226776

Yeah, sort of. It was with cheques. He had no money in his bank accounts and would write cheques out which always bounced; thousands of dollars in unpaid chinese meals.

>>1227096
John Hewson.

>>1226749
real life bantz and shitposting

>>1208009
This is 12/10 in Australia.
Did she just attack a random woman at the end?

>>1210154
hate LNP and Fifeild, and I'm a lefty Green but the guy's right and I hate this PC world we now live in with gender quotas and female only job ads. FUCK

>>1226749
Canada's parliament is way classier.

>>1226752
I can't breathe

>>1226752
This is so much easier to understand without the subtitles

>>1227620
thanks mate

>>1226749
This is democracy manifest!

>>1206314
New MAD MAX is lookin good. Also 5063 checking in

>>1211742

>hopefully we get more 14 year olds

fuck I love pre-SJW TV.

>>1208153
>you don't get good decisions from a government if all of the decisions are simply made by one person.
>Peta Credlin
TOPKEK

This thread needs Karl Stefanovic

>>1219527
>>1219540
He's English...

>>1204293
God these aussie cents run like pooftahs.

>>1209795
Context please oh shit poster elites?

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>>1226306

The birds all want to kill you too.

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>>1206971
If you are wanting to have the full Australian experience you need to watch russel quoits all aussie adventures

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>>1228456
>quoits
coight

>>1228435
ahahhahahhaha

>everydaywalkingtoschool.webm

>>1228490
>now that was extremely hard
>fat fuck is huffing and puffing like he ran up a flight of stairs

>>1214954
the ultimate aussie video, this guy is now a bondi hipster

>>1215142
lebos.jpg

>>1208188
He's a emu.

>>1204364
>taking the b8

>>1228431
Hmmmm

>>1204293
this has got to be fake he starts running before hearing/seeing the cops

>>1223149
What channel is this?

>>1211765
It's Jimmy, so yes.

>>1204295
Teepee's in Australia? What kinda madness is this!?

Hey Australians, I really like the show Review and I understand it was an Australian show before it was an American show. Was it good?

>>1204203
His scream is exactly like the Break These Cuffs scream

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Could be Aus or NZ. Dunno.

>>1204268
>shitposting irl

>>1206314
i just love the idea that aussies have dust devil chaser like we have tornado chasers

>>1212006
no audio why?

>>1211742

HOLY SHIT

>mfw I heard they were 14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB-jqeN3Nso

>>1230980
That nigga is effecient

>>1228588
nah dude its just really hot

>>1227848
>lefty green

This better be b8 m8

>>1228360
nah m8 listen to the polices accents too
australia

>>1228360
>cultivated Australian english

>>1229836
10/10

>>1204203
this shit is sooo funny

>>1226752
just straight up hilarious

>>1206071
fuck off oscar

>>1204210
GAS GAS GAS
I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

>>1226752
the absolute madman

>>1211765
definitely looks like largs/semaphore. could be wrong

>>1235358
Yeah, it's the Esplanade.

A more depressing beach you never did see in this country.

>>1209795
He lived in Australia but he's not Australian. Apparently Hungarian chessplayer.

I'm inclined to believe that theory because he looks very similar to a Hungarian guy I know

>>1209795
put an emotional background music and you have the greatest monologues speech EVAH!!!