bird thread, starting a dump with a dancing chicken

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i got webms, just gotta get gifs out of the way

am lurking in bread

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and thats all i got, hope you can contribute.

>>1196475
That would go great with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkdry54C0oU

>>1196478
r u ok birde?

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>>1196543

>>1196545
I usually hate that meme, but I admit, this one made me giggle out loud.

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>>1196545

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posting one of my favs

>>1196464
think he's head bobbing to tell the guy to stop

>>1196441
>"Isn't there a version of this with music"
>look it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcoqeNdMAfA
>I'm dissapoint but fascinated.

>>1196455
>live tweeting

>>1196638
If he wanted him to stop he'd bite him

>>1196441
OP is not a faggot.

>>1196476
sorry about your dog

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I'm surprised no one posted these yet.

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>>1198155

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>>1198155

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>>1196466

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>>1198155

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>>1198155

>>1196456
on the tip of my tongue...feel like i should know, but sauce?

>>1198191
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk

>>1198191
>Not recognizing Chocobus spp

Shame on you.

>>1198206
that thing is fucking huge

>>1198185
>>1198188

>dabbing

>>1196595
that's a very hyped birb

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>>1196626
this birb is so comfy here
this is nice birb

>>1198207
DELET THIS!

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shitposting birb

>>1196537
song?

>>1198385
>German mating ritual

>>1198206
source?

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>>1196679

the final more intense chicken dancing shot is better

on the director's commentary of Stroszek Werner Herzog regards the shots of dancing chickens and firemen rabbits etc. to be one of the best scenes he has ever done and Herzog refused to talk over the final frenzied shot of dancing chickens because "it is just too good"

>>1196638
nah birds head bob for random reasons.
If it was pissed it would be biting and flapping.

>>1198204
The absolute top best birb

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>>1196626
>>1196476
>>1196464
>>1196456
what are these birds called exactly? I want one

>>1207314
sameties.exe

>>1207340
what?

>>1207314
Cockatiel

>>1198968
https://youtu.be/VwzRLgJorYQ

>>1196472
>lateforwork.gif

>>1207314

Cockatiel. My grandma had a few, and they were shits, but I've seen some cool ones in webms on here, so maybe it comes down to the birb itself, or maybe it's how much work you put into them, not sure

I have learned birbs are more complicated than I used to think, and take a lot of effort to not just have a feathery screech machine that lives in your house

>>1198206
that's a funny looking dog

>>1196476
>>1196830
why do people talk about dogs EVERY time this webm is posted?

>>1209602
long story short when someone once posted >>1196476 a guy mentioned he felt better after his dog pasted away so a bunch of people told him "sorry about your dog" and it became a meme that whenever >>1196476 is posted people post "sorry about your dog".

>>1198206
>That whole "Did you fucking do this!?" on it
Owls a cute

>>1201304
>"Shoot 'em again, his soul's still dancing... HAHAHAHA"!

>>1207230
Why are birds so fucking stupid?

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>>1196456
>>1196464
>>1196476
>>1196478
>>1196543
>>1196626
>>1198204
>>1198206
>>1207230
>>1210426
Why are birds so fucking cute?

>>1196445
would be better without text

>>1203878
looks like cloe grace morretz

>>1196545
thought my audio card was breaking for a second lel

>>1196543

Gotta love them Quaker parrots. Always bobbing.

>>1198207
> Mate for life
> Last male
> Singing for a female who will never come
>Totally alone. . . .

Feels. . .

>>1196441
Sadly thats a hot plate..

>>1214897
Why would a chicken scratch on a hot plate?

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>>1196543

>>1215025
to look for food

>>1216767
Imagine this walking into your room with the lights off in the dead of night.

>>1196461
I wonder what is going through the Cockatoo's mind. Does he consider this to be an important mission he must complete?

>>1196478
I love this bird, hope it landed safely.

>>1198207
I needed something to bring me down, makes it easier to get to sleep. Thank you.

>>1198206
>herd u talkin' shit

>>1216349
Unf

>>1198189
0:47 GET REKT

Can someone post some sparrows or ravens.

I love me some sparrows.

>>1196469
fake

>>1217668


Cockatoos are fucking insane.

>>1221052
wow really you dont fucking say when do youwant your bloody nobel prize eh?

>>1196476
Sorry about your doggo

>>1196621
Thoose chains arent good for the birds feet.

God i miss my cockatiels

>>1196536
this is so wonderful

>>1196476
My dog died today ;_;

>>1196475
Moloch get out REEEEE!
(I need a .gif of that for /pol/)

>>1196595
>Australian Shitposting

>>1213183
erik is such a fucking legend dude, like holy shit, how do you even get your bird to that level of asshole

>>1216767
boi, if he don't get his Dio looking ass on somewhere, i will roast this bird [spoiler]metaphorically speaking of course[/spoiler]

>>1210130
>not knowing about memes
it's a /f/lash meme the filename is always "my dog died today"

>>1196466
>>1198181
what a fucking legend

>>1198386
>that other bird's reaction
kek

>>1198155
>>1198188
>>1198185
>>1198175
>>1198163
Yes, these are excellent. What kind of bord is that?

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>>1196466
>>1198181
This little shit has his own Youtube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOlcMtU6vwDztWha-2xs5lg

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>>1207230

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>>1216767

>>1228763
>look at me hector
>this is your last chance to look at me

>>1207605
this. most cockatiels are shits. to up your chances of getting a decent one:

- MAKE SURE IT IS MALE!! this is an absolute must. in standard cockatiels, males have completely yellow heads with orange cheeks. its sometimes harder to tell for the other colorations, but normally, males have all yellow heads and longer crests. females are grouchie and get egg bound all the time (egg bound means they need to lay an egg but it gets stuck inside them and they cant squeeze it out. without quick vet assistance they will die.)

- get only ONE

- HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO SPEND WITH IT

- expose it to tons of different things while its still young, especially new people (socialize it) and strange/loud sounds. otherwise it will be scared of everyone new and loud noises will make it freak out and throw itself wildly around.

>>1196536
kinglets are super chill. Not sure how he found one so calm though.

>>1230395
This is cute, I guess it thinks it's an egg or something

>>1229685
they're birds of paradise dummy

>>1230800
aww

>>1230476
Off time by a major amount, good idea though.

>>1196478
>Waluigi gets a bird

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bump

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>>1196475

>>1196472
>>1240112

I didn't realize the webm had been posted.

>>1235778
what is that song? i know i've heard it somewhere before, in a game maybe?

>>1240158
I smell Rayman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-fJCc0zS4

>>1240158
Goosebumps the TV show.

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BANTI

>>1198197
Oh look it's my wife.

>>1240483
big ol slurpy straw neckass

>>1216767
>you've already...activated my stand

>>1240489
>The Goodfeathers

>>1216767
Ahaha, oh, Venus In Cancer.

>>1198385
>MANIAC, MANIAC ON THE FLOOOR

>>1240473
>america visits europe

>>1230800
I looks like a Muppet

>>1229118
by doing what she does in the video
the bird doesn't care that it's being scolded, so giving it all that attention when it does something bad basically reinforces its bad behavior
pretty sure she does it on purpose for the publicity

>>1240481
qt3.14's, both the girl and birb

>>1230656
I thought it was a finch.

>>1203880
>that you're next stare

>>1240486
>you can follow the eyes from the very beginning

holy fuck that's creepy

>>1216767
That's a fucking witch

>>1230395
What breed of chocobo is that?

>>1225596
I'm glad to see this was finished.

>>1240489
why didn't it fly away?

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>>1248838
Some foul witchcraft is at work

>>1198189
Can confirm African greys have solid comedic timing

>>1213126
Smart enough to be clever, but dumb enough to innocent?

>>1230624
Dont listen to this guy.
I did animal rescue for ten years and had 12 cockatiels at once. Only down side is they're messy, loud, and you have to handle them quite a bit. Everything else is whatever. I've even rehabed two hostile breeding pairs into docile pets (one male ripped out all his female's feathers)
Why would you only get one if birds are flock animals..?

>>1255071
How did you rehab the abusive male?
How do you know that he didn't just switch to psychological/emotional abuse?

>>1255614
drugs

just keep them "medicated"
forever

>>1212605

if the animal can get bored, and has to entertain itself with pointless tasks.

that means its smart.

>>1230800
i just need to stop for a second to take in how fucking weird this bird looks.

it looks alien.

>>1240473
I love how most birds look cool as fuck when in flight but have wobbly, awkward walks on the ground

>>1240482
What's the original source of that guy screaming? Is it gore?

I'm sure i've heard this scream edited into a lot of videos

>>1258014
>Is it gore?
Kek, it's from porn

>>1230800
>when it tilts its head while looking at the keeper
awwww

>>1256270
This looks like the same style as the person who did a dancing song to a song from Undertale, the one about the hotel.

>>1228763
Where is the bane version of this

>>1240486
Holy shit. Mother nature is a bitch.

>>1258594

Because it is, dear Anon.

>>1230395
wich birb is dis?

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>look at news application
>10 year old African grey in Maine, named Paco, got spooked and flew from his owners shoulder, and hasn't been seen in a couple days, likely in the nearby wooded area
>mentions what sounds he makes in the description of the bird
>tfw grey owner on the other side of the country
I hope he finds the little guy, that's just fucking terrible. Poor little thing is probably scared shitless.

>>1260602
Looks like a Roadrunner, pretty common in southwestern US.

>>1260602
it's a Seriema,

>>1203880
>monkey diet
>the chick will get ebola

>>1198385
>When she want the D but you're a bird

>>1207230
>WoodpeckerInTraining.webm

>>1198189
spit everywhere, i lost it

>>1260591
Did you make it? Cause it was fuckin perfect

>>1240468
Makes me think of an ancient Mongol, I'm not sure why.

fucking clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV-N2lFtBCA

>>1196441

>>1229698
rofl what a fucking cunt

>>1240482
>Loud Sealgra.webm

>>1266375

I don't get it and also I hate it

>>1254377
Why don't you sprint away when a friend tries to grab a french fry from you?

>>1266375
>I've got tomorrow coming

>>1272294
1 My survival doesn't revolve on that shit
2 I can steal theirs back
3 I'm not a bird

>>1240473
>"Hello fellow seagulls"

>>1269470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX5wk-6Mn5s

birds

>>1225596
never thought i'd ever see it completed!

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>>1269428

>>1241204

not really, we have plenty of eagles

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>>1278776

>>1278776
>>1283191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hBpF_Zj4OA

>>1210419
And I am a video store clerk and an angel of death,
"Hello how are you? My Name is Trevor."
Prepare to die,
Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever.

>>1212605
The ability to learn that hitting it will make that noise, and to be entertained by that actually makes it significantly more intelligent than normal animals.

And your inability to notice this shows you you are significantly less intelligent than normal humans.

>>1240483
Don't fuck with eagles.

>>1221088
So are their owners.
Even the wild ones are cunts and will shred anything wooden on your house.

>>1198191
Filename also said ff but...yeah mate.

Ganbatte-ne.

>>1207316
What's the song name?

>>1196452
Okami 2 is sounding great

>>1228764
I think your dog has pneumonia

>>1240294
Thanks, man.

>>1196469
>still posting this cancer

>>1293910
You misspelled classic.

>>1240482
lmao

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Bird. Also music source

>>1198185
Not touching, can't get mad!
Not touching, can't get mad!

>>1296704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EcgruWlXnQ

>>1296766
a thousand thanks to thee.

>>1232226
good birb

>>1265425
it only eats bone. the blood from carcasses color its white plume

>>1298737
Not true
That species of bird (the lammergeier) actually takes dust baths in rust-colored dirt
Thus it is a sign of stable hunting grounds and dominance
http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=58253

>>1230718

No, it's playing. Some birds do that.

>>1198193
>Through the feathers and the flames.webm

>>1292192
Really?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmbh58nHxFU

>>1301343
Thank you!

>>1296704
>>1296766
Great now I have to listen to this whole thing again.

>>1258062
Interracial sex is gore to some.

>>1207226
hyacinths are so fucking rad!

>>1299581
bully

>>1228765
chocobo racing, final fantasy 7. impressive

>>1196707
kek

>>1207315
It noticed and was fascinated by its own reflection.

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OC coming through, maybe...stole it from a vine.

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rip

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>hey, pull my feathers

>>1302940
>velociraptor learns how to open doors

>>1304213
It was his time to go.

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>>1304249
you cheeky cunt

>>1304268
>Anon starts his new life

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>>1304268

>>1196455
always be beepin

>>1240473
I didn't realise bald eagles were so small.

>>1304300
RULES OF NATURE

>>1303674
What type of bird are these jumping ones?
They look like lovebirds but I've never had one that jumped all around like these seem to do.

>>1304548
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caique

>>1304210
This things are smarter than some people

>>1207318
I almost died because of this post

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My contribution.

new fag

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>>1196464

>>1304213
>tfw you forget you can fly

>>1196618
One of the oldest gifs ever, brings back nostalgia.

>>1196455
No one will ever know that you're really just 5 finch's behind the keyboard

>>1304313
They're one of the smallest eagles.

>>1304213
Pidgeons know exactly whats going on. shifty fuckers.

>>1304268
That bird was probably sunblind from being released so suddenly.

>>1309860
Why is half this video filled with Windows movie maker text?

>>1304300
top fucking kek
can you imagine the look on that little girl's face watching that

>>1196476
what song is that? i mean the non-bird version of it

>>1228764
no fucking way dude, WHY would he make such a sound??

>>1241204
fits, because the eagly is 80% brown

>>1304229
>designated shitting bird

>>1293910

One of the funniest webms of all time you mean

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>>1304231

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Local news station's weather cam from the other night.

>>1312476

My Neighbor Totoro theme

>>1313931
for some reason, this video made me realize how weird birds look without arms

>>1313894
nobody knows you're a flock of birds on the internet.

>>1304229

It looks like it's been sitting there just letting itself get shit on for HOURS

WHY

Does anyone have the source documentary?

>>1314052
>teleports behind u

>>1313941
thanks a lot famalan

>>1314093
It's sitting on eggs.

>>1196455
>feminists on twitter

>>1314052
I'm assuming it snapped it's neck, right?

>>1314093
>>1314244
Yes, it's protecting its nest and the problem doesn't seem serious enough to move the nest.

>>1314930
More like took it clean off. You can see it spraying blood onto the ground if you look close enough.

>>1315419
>More like took it clean off
If you watch the slomo you can see the head is still attached.

>>1315419
Niga you trippin, the head is clearly bent 90° to the left, perfectly attached. and there is no blood.

>>1228771
>>1228771
this maskes me have hope for all the prey boidies

>>1313890

i cri erry tiem