Wild animals thread?

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>>1187934
Op here, here's a smooth trunkfish I filmed while SCUBA diving

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>>1187938
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>>1187942
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>>1187944
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>>1187947
5(6 including first post)

>>1189556

So that's where greenstuff comes from.

>>1189549

>hails satan

>>1187944
>starts eating it alive

Jesus.

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>>1192769
this is incredibly cool

>>1187944
I was not expecting the orchid mantis. I should have been, but I wasn't.

>>1190011
Que es eso?

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Does this count?

>>1189551
"snd snd snd azzz zaza snd snd snd ah ha ha"

>>1189554
>hold rmb for charge attack.

>>1192985
Looks like a Humboldt Squid, grow up to 3M and are known to be pretty vicious and attack divers regularly

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>>1187934
Open six tabs of this

>>1187947
thats amazing

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>>1189554
>I am the vanguard of your destruction

>>1193823
I opened 7

>>1190011
At least it's using proper position lights.

>>1193250
That guy is so full of shit.

>>1189554
GGNoRe

Everything in the ocean wins

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>>1187934

>>1187947
Those dodges. What series is this from?

>>1189572
Kek

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>>1187947

>>1203348
>>1187947
Anybody know what species of bird this is? I'm autistic about naming my shit and I'm saving this.

>>1203357
B-birdie.

>>1200764
why?
Predators are an essential part of an ecosystem for a reason.

>>1192964
The red one is an orchid mantis ninfa.

>>1202648
What would happen if you stick your dick in it?

>>1200764
>i literally know nothing about the environment/ecosystem

>>1208087
god personaly would come along with odin , buddha and all the other guys, pointing at you and exclaiming:
humans were a mistake. they are nothing but trash

>>1208857
Odin, Buddha and most other deities are not the creators of mankind, in their respective mythologies.

>>1208087
You'd be crushed by pressure.

>>1209037
*pleasure

>>1203357
I didn't ask for these feels

>>1208642
I live in montana 70 miles from yellowstone you fuckmook.

>>1187950
That's fucking brilliant

>>1189554
> when you're ready to throw the pokeball

>>1189551
Comfy.

>>1209037
What if you bring it where the pressure is sustainable or you're wearing a pressurized condom?

>>1208864
well , but he certainly would go through the trouble of bringing some other guys along to make a point.

Allah excluded , his religion was a bigger mistake than any other one

>>1208087
it would be very painful

>>1193250
Morale of the story: Deers are dicks

>>1195750
madman

>>1192769
Now we just need to do the same with humans.

>>1210132
Humans descended from farmer/city cultures show signs of (self-)domestication.

>>1209739
Okay, I live 3 miles from a University, doesn't mean I understand engineering.

>>1209895
>Very
You mean extremely

>>1210421
4 U
U

>>1209739

literally the worst argument i've seen posted on 4chan.

>>1192769
>B-but humans are different! Humans that are aggressive and prone to violence are just victims of their environment!

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>>1192769
Huh. That's cool as hell. Learn something new every day.

>>1207739
Jay & Sparrowhawk

>>1207739
Eurasian jay and a sparrowhawk like that other anon said.

>>1208864
>Odin, Buddha and most other deities are not the creators of mankind, in their respective mythologies.
Odin did create the first human couple together with his siblings, though.

>>1207739
Stellar Jay, the raptor is a sparrowhawk

>>1192769
no matter what you do it always ends up looking like a dog.

>>1187944

Whenever I see mantis I think of Jia Sidao.
Thanks Marco Polo

>>1203357
mysexlife.webm

oh... it's this feel again

>>1209895
you're a big guy.

>>1193250
>tldw deers are nazis

>>1187947
HIGHWAY TO THE
DANGER ZONE

>>1209739
I live an even shorter distance to the ocean. By your logic I'm a marine biologist.

>>1202648
Looks like one of the bosses from metroid fusion

>>1226174
RIP in power my arctic nigga

>>1210471
I mean it would work the same way for humans if the same genes that controlled pigment production in foxes were the ones for humans and the genes for testosterone were in the same place. But, given that our MRCA with dogs is like 50 million years out and those genes don't need to be together to both work, that seems unlikely.

Don't be retarded

>>1209739
So you're part of the problem then.

>>1200764
>>1209739
you're a retard and proud to be one, good for you anon

>>1203357
This should be the fossil pokemon for Alola

>>1226174
>Fly, you fools

>>1227116
That frog knew what it was doing.

>>1189551
Nibelsnarf!

>>1193250
>>1200764
>>1207933
>>1208642
>>1227113
The video is actually based on a TED talk by a man named George Monbiot. He's a "global justice" warrior, and has advocated for reintroducing mega-fauna to Europe. He supports "re-wilding", whereby all of our walls/fences and most drainage infrastructure would be removed. On a TED radio hour interview he talked about introducing lions to Europe; rattlesnakes should be spread across New England. Basiclally he wants the wilderness to reclaim as much land as possible, to the point where wild animals would live much more closely with modern humans.

The TED talk itself was a total oversimplification of the actual ecosystem of Yellowstone, and it really exaggerated its claims. Aspens didn't suddenly appear all over Yellowstone, and the rivers didn't miraculously heal. The effect on Yellowstone was marginal, and the "trophic cascade" didn't really happen.

He's a well intentioned quack; the kind of person who doesn't understand how vicious and unforgiving the wilderness is. Not to say that there's no merit at all to what he says, but don't be too quick to drink that koolaid.

>>1187947
awesome

>>1202648
can someone add music to this?

>>1193823
this is porn for feminists

>>1230936
death by snu snu

>>1230936
a cub's mother is always in the vicinity
only dumbasses get near a bear cub

>>1203357
F

>>1192936
I read about this particular shark. It's pretty well-known. She's roughly 70 years old and in the video here she's pregnant.

>>1209887
If you brought it to where YOU could withstand the pressure, the creature would explode from depressurization.

>>1210471
>What is epigenetics?

>>1187947
Out fucking skilled.

>>1210132
ya just turn our entire species in to domesticated friendly playful pets for whatever master happens to come along. sounds like a great idea.

>>1226177
>Whale of the Astral Sea

>>1233258
I mean... that's pretty smart, but how is the crow going to eat a fish that large?

>>1193250
As a fan of Dune, this is awesome. This is the exact sort of shit Liet-Kynes was trying to do to Arrakis.

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>>1187950
fucking why?

>>1233270
I think they're daddy longlegs/harvestmen. Not really spiders.

>>1223110
What is the name of the track?

>>1193823
>meow meow meow Meow Moew MEOW MEOW MEOW! MEOW!MEOW!MEOW!MEOW!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>1226177
>nigga you don't understand.webm

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>>1233336
eh.

>>1233326

Boys Noize - & Down

Whole album is great.

>>1233263
Has anyone taught one to beatbox?

>>1233289
did they died?

>>1228415
I know this is asking proofs of a denial but do you have any source to this?

>>1210471
>>1227079
http://qz.com/740569/one-of-the-fastest-growing-fields-in-science-still-makes-a-lot-of-people-very-uncomfortable/
>This week, Robert Plomin, professor of behavioral genetics at King’s College London, published a paper showing that a child’s educational success can be predicted by their genes. Genetic data from 20,000 DNA variants across several genes collectively account for 10% of the differences in children’s educational achievement age 16. At the most extreme ends of this genetic variation is an entire exam grade difference—from A to B grade for those with the highest polygenic score, to B to C grade for those with the lowest.

Blacks, especially of Sub-Saharan descent and lower socioeconomic classes, often have a lower recruitment in their inferior frontal gyrus and increased likelihood to exhibit lower activity via gene variant MAO-A 3R. Their inferior frontal gyrus shows reduced recruitment to emotional cues - which would correlate with reduced ability to assert cognitive control in cases of "hot" emotional or positive social cues (which means the primitive limbic system hijacks and you would see more amygdalic behaviour). In other words, makes them more likely to act like an idiot when other blacks are hooting and hollering or they're emotionally agitated.

MAO-A 3R has a strong connection to avoidant personality disorder and many other anti-social behaviours. Low activity results in increased risk of aggressive behaviour when faced with social exclusion/ostracism or highly provocative situations. Furthermore, when this is combined with high testosterone levels, lower socioeconomic status or low IQ, this also presents an increased risk of violent behaviour.

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>>1227079
>>1210471
Haplogroups as markers for genetic intelligence/cognitive ability
https://lesacreduprintemps19.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/haprinderm.pdf
Negroids of different lineage to Caucasians, haplogroups A&B
http://www.scirp.org/journal/PaperInformation.aspx?paperID=19566
Intelligence is largely heritable
http://www.nature.com/mp/journal/v16/n10/full/mp201185a.html
http://www.nature.com/ng/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/ng.2250.html
http://www.nature.com/ng/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/ng.2237.html
http://www.sciencemag.org/content/309/5741/1717.abstract
http://newsroom.ucla.edu/portal/ucla/international-team-uncovers-new-231989.aspx
https://gene.sfari.org/GeneDetail/CNTNAP2#HG
CNTNAP2 and MCPH1 genes.
The rs10784502 (T allele) variant of the CNTNAP2 gene associated with increased cranial volume has a greater frequency in
East-Asian and Indo-European populations, and less in most African populations:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/SNP/snp_ref.cgi?rs=rs10784502
The Haplogroup D allele of MCPH1 gene is unique to Eurasian populations. Sub-Saharan Africans lack this allele:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microcephalin#Evolution
The 15 point IQ difference between blacks and whites is in part due to genetics
http://psychology.uwo.ca/faculty/rushtonpdfs/pppl1.pdf
http://www.udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/reprints/2005hereditarian-hypothesis.pdf
http://www.udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/reprints/2012RaceandRushton.pdf
http://www.udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/30years/Rushton-Jensen-reply-to-commentaries-on-30years.pdf
http://www.gnxp.com/MT2/archives/004064.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqwzvaT-rtY

>>1233272
>use beak to break it into smaller parts

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>>1231440
It's got a collar. I forget the context, but I'm sure the cub is from a shelter or something.

>>1234239

Ahh, the good old /pol/ wall of inane pseudo-science babble peppered with links to completely reliable information

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I recorded this the other day.

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>>1187942
I saw those glowing plankton on a beach and I didn't know what they were at the time. Was the most awe inspiring moment of my life.


>I was tempted to eat them in case they gave me powers. Didn't in the end though.

>>1226174
this is sad

>>1209037
Sounds like most guys' first times, I don't see the big deal.

>>1227116
>/r9k/getsagirlfriend.gif

>>1234295
>scientific findings that contradict our ideology are not real science

>>1234302
Live action Jojo's looking good

>>1233291
>That bright green pasture, teal water and deers. In what faerieland was this film taken?

>>1227116
DELETE THIS

>>1233258
>tfw no crow bro

>>1233281
It's like a furry little Pacman.

>>1233315
What the fuck is wrong with the guy talking

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>>1235686
>"welcome stranger, follow me to the village of the faeries"

>>1233369
>eh

thank you anon

>>1233266
>/r9k/ getting dragged to a party

>>1236050

It's from a YouTube channel called Ozzy Man Reviews where he takes famous video clips and narrates over it in a similar fashion on how Aussies shit post on 4chan I s'pose.

>>1236147
I was totally expecting maggots

>>1236172
what the fuck happens at the end? Did it hit a bump with its eyestalk?

>>1233254
fuck mach 5 mother fucker right there

>>1233272
it will later use the stone knife and a small pit-fire it created to chop up and cook the fish

>>1195750
DAMAGED

>>1187947
Why are BBC documentaries so comparatively well shot?

>>1228415
>>1234158
Just search 'monbiot rewilding' to get a nice collection of stuff he's said

>>1193823
Oh god, I can smell it.

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>>1203357

>>1233254
H-Hayai...

>>1236738

They have a long history of making nature documentaries, especially with (Sir) David Attenborough. I imagine it's a case of his production teams have just grown on many years of collective experience, becoming incrementally better each time.. That and it's stupidly well funded. But they make a belting documentary series. Planet Earth is a sublime piece of television.

>>1190011
Christ almighty its a weird planet we live on

>>1223098
deers are the jews

>>1234615
What a little shit

>>1236400
The shark begins multitrack drifting

>>1233708
nah, i mean, yeah probably. but nah.

>>1187938

ur a smooth trunkfish

>>1234242
>>1234239
Serious question. why are poltards so easily triggered? I wouldn't even expect this kind of behaviour from tumblr.

>>1210471
You must be a retard if you seriously think that people are not affected by upbringing and their environment.

>>1233270
Oh it's just like those things from Totoro.

>>1233289
Quickly punch its nose!

>>1237891
>providing sources is analogous to being triggered
lol

>>1190011
cool, a vampire squid.

among the largest species of squids out there, super rare because they rarely go above 500m below the ocean surface.

>>1187947
This will be insane for art reference, thanks

>>1236147
that's so cute man

does anyone have anything on polar bears? saw a vid long time ago of one ravishing some seals and it was a bloody mess. looking for similar stuff

>>1233254
"The peregrine is renowned for its speed, reaching over 322 km/h (200 mph) during its characteristic hunting stoop (high speed dive), making it the fastest member of the animal kingdom. According to a National Geographic TV programme, the highest measured speed of a peregrine falcon is 389 km/h (242 mph)."

fuck

>>1237777
Nice quads
>>1223098
>>1209940

>Doesn't fucking know that the plural for deer is deer

>>1193823
I love cats and all, but good god this is nightmare inducing.

>>1193823
What are they even saying?

>>1208087
Ever see the end of '2001' where Dave Bowman became a space baby that orbited Earth? That.

>>1209739
I lived in my current city for all twenty-six years of my life, and tourists and outsiders know more about it than I do.

>>1189551
Someone's practising for their Harena Tigris cosplay.

>>1234595
nice

>>1233250
How often we take for granted our ability to suck

>>1238308

The best part? It kills its prey at that speed by balling up its claws and hitting them with the fist at 300mph.

It literally kills with a Falcon Punch.

>>1228397
Sometimes you get tired of life.

>>1236400
>vacuum cleaner noises

>>1202673
it's from "the hunt". BBC, narrated by attenborough.

it's very, very good.

>>1189556
thanks doc

>>1226320
such a pretty kitty

>>1193250
>>1228415
>>1233308
1/4
A deep chesty bawl echoes from rimrock to rimrock, rolls down the mountain, and fades into the far blackness of the night. It is an outburst of wild defiant sorrow, and of contempt for all the adversities of the world. Every living thing (and perhaps many a dead one as well) pays heed to that call. To the deer it is a reminder of the way of all flesh, to the pine a forecast of midnight scuffles and of blood upon the snow, to the coyote a promise of gleanings to come, to the cowman a threat of red ink at the bank, to the hunter a challenge of fang against bullet. Yet behind these obvious and immediate hopes and fears there lies a deeper meaning, known only to the mountain itself. Only the mountain has lived long enough to listen objectively to the howl of a wolf.

Those unable to decipher the hidden meaning know nevertheless that it is there, for it is felt in all wolf country, and distinguishes that country from all other land. It tingles in the spine of all who hear wolves by night, or who scan their tracks by day. Even without sight or sound of wolf, it is implicit in a hundred small events: the midnight whinny of a pack horse, the rattle of rolling rocks, the bound of a fleeing deer, the way shadows lie under the spruces. Only the ineducable tyro can fail to sense the presence or absence of wolves, or the fact that mountains have a secret opinion about them.

>>1244560
2/3
We reached the old wolf in time to watch a fierce green fire dying in her eyes. I realized then, and have known ever since, that there was something new to me in those eyes - something known only to her and to the mountain. I was young then, and full of trigger-itch; I thought that because fewer wolves meant more deer, that no wolves would mean hunters' paradise. But after seeing the green fire die, I sensed that neither the wolf nor the mountain agreed with such a view.

Since then I have lived to see state after state extirpate its wolves. I have watched the face of many a newly wolfless mountain, and seen the south-facing slopes wrinkle with a maze of new deer trails. I have seen every edible bush and seedling browsed, first to anaemic desuetude, and then to death. I have seen every edible tree defoliated to the height of a saddlehorn. Such a mountain looks as if someone had given God a new pruning shears, and forbidden Him all other exercise. In the end the starved bones of the hoped-for deer herd, dead of its own too-much, bleach with the bones of the dead sage, or molder under the high-lined junipers.

>>1244560
3/3
I now suspect that just as a deer herd lives in mortal fear of its wolves, so does a mountain live in mortal fear of its deer. And perhaps with better cause, for while a buck pulled down by wolves can be replaced in two or three years, a range pulled down by too many deer may fail of replacement in as many decades. So also with cows. The cowman who cleans his range of wolves does not realize that he is taking over the wolf's job of trimming the herd to fit the range. He has not learned to think like a mountain. Hence we have dustbowls, and rivers washing the future into the sea.

We all strive for safety, prosperity, comfort, long life, and dullness. The deer strives with his supple legs, the cowman with trap and poison, the statesman with pen, the most of us with machines, votes, and dollars, but it all comes to the same thing: peace in our time. A measure of success in this is all well enough, and perhaps is a requisite to objective thinking, but too much safety seems to yield only danger in the long run. Perhaps this is behind Thoreau's dictum: In wildness is the salvation of the world. Perhaps this is the hidden meaning in the howl of the wolf, long known among mountains, but seldom perceived among men.

>>1236403
Top fucking kek. If a little monkey can do that, imagine a gorilla.

>>1192936
At what point do we stop calling them sharks, and start calling them teeth whales?

>>1244758
Some species of whale have teeth anon.

>>1244469
this.. this is horrifying

>>1244469
All part of God's beautiful and harmonious plan.

>>1244758
When they are mammals and not fish? I guess they don't teach biology where you are from.

>>1244758
Whale sharks already exist don't try that cutesy tumblr names shit in here nigguh.

>>1236403
Got me good

>>1193823
That trailer has to smell so bad.

>>1202648
>Natures fleshlight

>>1245376
wat a cheeky cunt

>>1245369
We must kill them all before they start asking for rights.

>>1245376
>that fucking laugh
What a degenerate mother

>>1234274
Mamabear is now happiest bear in world.

>>1236172
Almost like a video game.

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sorry about the obnoxious watermarks.

i tried downloading a video editor to gauss it out but literally every free video editor is cancer and either doesn't work or puts it's own watermark on top of the already 3 watermarks

>>1210637
Why are parrots that curse the funniest thing ever?

>>1245474
Parrots who shred are even better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_48JNlRIERw

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>>1245220
It pretty much is. Infinity experiencing itself in every way possible, and that life gets recycled.

>>1234274

At first I was like "Why the fuck are they throwing away a perfectly good ladder?"

Then I was like "Those assholes are ruining the mother bear's den!"

Then I figured it out. So sweet.

>>1226320
What is it eating?

>>1237891
They do a service for the board. Maybe you'd feel safer back on reddit- the one site you conveniently left out because you're from there.

>>1245420
They don't have to ask:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_ape_personhood

The fools. If only they knew...

>>1247455
What's that lil cutie doin with his mouth?

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>>1187934

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>>1247609
working on literally the tail-end of his last meal before his feeding response kicked in again.

>>1247455
why would you let it out?!

>>1246898
feels good

>>1245369
welp, there goes my job.

>>1226174
>Just when i thought i was out, they pulled me back in!

>>1244469
I can watch everything in rekt threads but I refuse to watch this poor bee

>>1246860
That's insane

>>1245376
I laughed so hard

>>1245376
just like humans, women be like sweet and then bam divorce and she takes all

>>1247735
disagree man, human rekt is unwatchable, this is notghing in comparison

>>1190011
how fucking big is that squid?

>>1245474
because they have no clue what they're saying
same reason it's funny when a little kid swears

>>1245271
>teenage girl: the bird

>>1247610
the Old Ones are calling to him

>>1247659

I'm curious why it's in an enclosure without a feeding door. To have to open a huge door like that to feed a venomous snake ... eh.

I have a 5ft gopher snake and I won't put food in there unless she's in her hide. Not because she's dangerous (total sweety desu), but she is lightning fast and it always gets rough if I have to catch her. I prefer not to cause trust issues by having to grab her. I can't imagine having to factor "possible hospital trip" into the mix.

>>1247610
Having Werner Herzog narrate this adds levels of surreal to this.
I am convinced the filename should be "penguinsanity.webm"

>>1236400
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

>>1245376
This hits way too fucking close to home

>>1247659
Did he ded?

>>1245376
Just like my parents

>>1244758
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothed_whale
Because thats already a classification of whale

>>1221394
For you

>>1234245
goddamn nature is brutal. this shit has happened billions a year for billions of years.

>>1250491
When it comes to tool users, monkeys don't impress me. Fucking crows take needles and fish for worms, and they don't even have hands. Beavers build fucking houses. Monkeys can go to hell. Get back in the lab, bobo, we're cutting your brain open to see what it looks like.

>>1249658
This is fucking interesting. Reminds me of the video were they killed the dog and brought it back to life.

>>1244758
It almost looked like a whale to me too sizewise.

>>1244469

I really regret watching that all the way through

>>1200764

>what is trophic cascade

>>1192975
>musk ox musk ox not very dirty

>>1226174
Hello darkness my old friend

>>1247659
Haha this is Viperkeeper from Youtube.com. Pretty responsible venomous snake keeper. This is a young video of his favourite king cobra, Elvis, who is basically a noodle on speed.

>>1244469
I'm finding this extremely difficult to masturbate to

>>1249658
2 spooky 4 me m8

>>1250488
They look like little dogs wtf

>>1231636
what does epigenetics have to do with this though?

>>1228401
haha! You're right. It does look like a Nibelsnarf

>>1202648
The new fleshlight models look really neat

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>>1246701
Top Kek

>>1250491
Otters do the same thing while swimming on their back.

>>1250488
so cute

>>1235648
kek

>>1254127
Needs a parrot cover of an eurobeat track.

>>1249278
>"You can say things other than curse words"
>"Fuck off, you twat."

I know it's not really aware of what it's saying, but THAT is what makes it great. The incredible coincidence.

>>1244469
Oh shit, you've got my second favorite mantis video. Nice.

>>1237891
Well specifically that experiment is used as a real world study on genetics. It's been posted /pol/ /new/ for a VERY long time now and its very fucking interesting.

Its one thing to get mad about moronic shit like SPECIFIC names of things (xir whatever) but correcting someone when they are wrong about something that's much more isn't being "triggered". It's just informing you if anything take that information and read it. Let yourself come to whatever conclusion.

>>1247777
quads of truth

>>1253312
No need to lie.

>>1187947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87sDbtiLWng

>>1254133
They are called flying foxes or flying dogs so yes.
They get big as fuck also.

>>1246701
No no I can't do that. I just can't. Look at that mother fucker.

"Let the bodies hit the..........FLOOOOOOOR."

Oh god I'm dead.

>>1246860
My new goal is to chase one in the woods.

>>1187947
Man I am so jealous of birds. I want to fly.

>>1250488
This is both adorable and ugly at the same time.

>>1237859
hot

>>1189556
the ocean dont real

>>1251559
you arent actually angry about this right?

>>1226320
>catfish

>>1245349
Tibetan animals look odd. Like this one and the pallas cat.

Any one got the Gaboon viper fucking a rat up? I'ts almost vintage one at this time and date.

>>1189554
what used to show this and have some music playing behind it that some of us might have seen at school or something? I know that is a bland explanation

>>1226177
Savin that shit

>>1256484
did that excite you?

>>1247777
You should listen to Joe Rogan's stand-up on monkey experiments. Good stuff.

>>1187944
clevah girl

>>1237894
Its not one or the other, you can have both. You have have two different genetic pools (races) that have a tendency to act one way or another. And on top of that have their actions influenced by upbringing. The two don't rule the other out.

>>1234239
>>1234242
Fucking disgusting. How do you sleep at night?

>>1244758
When they develop legs, start walking on land, become warm-blooded mammals who give live birth, and lose their legs after returning to the sea? Or just when they get really big, like the whale shark.

>>1236400
maybe it was trying to get the camera off

>>1256268
How the fuck did foxes evolve to have wings

>>1257186
They're -called- Flying Foxes. They're not actually foxes that have evolved wings and flown. They're just bats; winged rodents that happen to have snouts and ears that are reminiscent of another, unrelated, species.

>>1247717
underrated post.

>>1256797
Nothing disgusting about hard truths. How do you sleep at night?

>>1187944
living as an insect must be the most brutal existence

>>1237859
o shit

>>1238195
>not a vampire
>nor a squid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4U0vG2bxy0

>>1257579
Meh, have something real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ENNzjy8QjU

>>1245420
Ever heard of BLM?

>>1200764
Fucking Deer get off the internet and stop shitting on my lawn

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>>1256629

>>1257579
More impressive are lyrebirds. I see them all the time up in my place in the mountains.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ZffIh0-NA

>>1238195
1 Obviously not a vampire squid, which has little ear like wings and a round body
2 vampire squid is actually not a species of squid but rather the common ancestor of both squids and octopodes
3 Largest vampire squid has been 30cm, it's not amongst the largest of anything
4 they don't go above 600m
5 why would you go on the internet and lie?

>>1226320
Didn't know jaguars were so good at swimming.

>>1193938

yea save that version for the YLYL threads, this is nature thread, so post the original instead.

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>>1193823
[spoiler]tonsofpussy.webm[spoiler]

Can someone make a webm of this

the scientist are so funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEhYJEQmExE

>>1250494
So long and thanks for all the fish!

>>1257798
Requesting the edit version where it imitates David monologue.

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>>1258446

>>1189554
Is ..is he white or black /pol/?

>>1192936
>that boipucci
Diamonds

>>1245271
dab on it

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>>1246860
>be me
>land mammal
>fat as fuck
>cant run
>have to stay close to home in fear of bigger predators
>feel hungry
> lay near burrow messing about
>hoping for lady luck
>get bored
>yawn
>goshawk flies straight into my open mouth
>mfw

>>1256475
>4chinner
>32 yo virgin

ofc i'm angry