Cats

Anyone got this webm, which is a compilation of cats and there is a guy singing something like "World sucks but I don't give a fuck because I'm a cat, all i do is eat, shit and sleep"

>>1185864
Flying cats!

>>1185853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4

>>1185963
Thanks Anon!

Why are cats so wierd? They always act high.

>>1185864
Those are some of the strangest cats i've seen.

>>1186191
They know things we don't, and our ignorance amuses them.

>>1186183
I fucking love this webm

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>>1185853

Here's the webm version if you want.

>>1185864

To be fair, everybody loves owls too.

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1/3

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2/3

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3/3

>>1187321
unexpected

>>1187447
what breed of cat is this

>>1185007
what breed is this?

>>1187447

I'd like it more if she didn't look like she had been slapped.

>>1187324
God damnit.

I'm a horrible piece of shit. I left my cat Murphy at my last place because I knew it wouldn't get along with my roommate's dog.

Wherever you are Murphy, I'm sorry ;-;

>>1187289
>normie takes the red pill.webm

>>1185864
I mean, to be fair Owls are the avian equivalent to cats

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>>1189632

>>1187289
what song

>>1200363
Yahel - IM Legend

>>1185037
>goes back to normal instantly at the end
Why do cats do this? I've seen cats viciously tear into each other and stop on the spot and casually walk away. They are the most retarded animal in the world, how did they survive long enough for humans to help them live?

>>1189632
Always liked this one better. The Dancers theme provides more of a creep factor than lel epik meme X-files that people put over everything.

>>1200981
thanks : )

>>1193366
it was fine before, why would you put this generic X-Files shit song over it?

>>1185864
Those are pigeons you fucking retard

>>1201836
The cat AI lost contact with the mothership, obviously. Once it's restored, it'll go back to normal.

Anyone have the supernova in the cat's eye?

>>1187584
You should kill yourself.

>>1203710

So he should've brought the cat with him to a household where it would live in constant fear of a dog?

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OC

>>1203747
Or given the cat to someone else to take care of.

>>1187584
I agree with the other anon, you should fucking kill yourself you degenerate piece of shit.

>>1203747

He should have moved to a better flat, or got rid of the flatmate's dog.

>>1187562
those are burns actually

>>1187584
I don't even hate you I'm just so fucked up sad that this happened now.

>>1188632
What a smart cat

>>1187584
I'll forgive you if you voluntarily step on a lego twice a day for three years

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Guys, cmon. For all we know, Murphy could've been an asshole.

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For Murphy

>>1187584
Nothing you can do about what you've done, but you can still make things better for another cat. As penance, adopt a cat. Could be a stray, one from a shelter, or one from a similar situation where someone you know has to get rid of theirs for one reason or another.

You can't help Murphy, but you can help this one.

>>1201836
he stopped petting the cat

>>1186178
kek

>>1201836
>saving face
>sign of retardation

Pretty sure you'd be outsmarted by cats.

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>>1187467
>unexpected
Well, it's a kitten, in rotation, and going pretty quickly. Poor thing

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Man having a big cat at home must be great. Until they bite your head off anyway

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>>1187584
You just, like, abandoned the cat? You just packed up all your shit and left him behind? Didn't make any attempt to find him a home?

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is this slowed down?

here

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>>1185864
>>1187279

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so comfy

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>>1209859
My friend did that when he moved to an apartment from his house, he couldn't take the cat. It was either leave it there or take it to a kill shelter. There were no shelters around where they don't kill them. It was going to die either way.

>>1209825
cat > dog

>>1209861
nope

It's statistically proven that people who prefer cats over dogs let their spouses fuck other people with acknowledgement, but without consent.

Cat owners are proven cucks.

Ask a cuck if they have a pet. There's 99.9% chance that they have a cat.

>>1209840
They don't bite your head off unprovoked. The problem is knowing what is provoking behaviour towards the cats and what isn't.

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>>1211274

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>>1211279
How Slavs get by day to day without ending the world is beyond me

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>>1211282

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>>1211284

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>>1211285

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>>1211288

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>>1211293

>>1187289
When the skooma hits you hard

>>1209861
Is this a serval, or am I wrong?

>>1211284

That cat will not be satisfied until it rips his nutsack open.

>>1209899
OH YEAHHHH!

>>1210460

I prefer cats to dogs and my husband knows if I ever hear he has cheated on me, i'm gone.

>>1211298
Kind of scary.

>>1209827
jesus, it just takes off like a rocket

>>1187467
the kind of cat you can have sex with

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>>1201836
Most animals get into really bad scrapes and just stop like nothing happend, just watch that choke otu video with kangaroos and mot dog fights

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>>1209899
You can see the hands that threw the cat through the wall

>>1187481
looks like a maincoon

>>1201836
>he thinks cats need humans to live

cats actually helped humans to survive

>>1205956
souce on the song?

>>1210460
167% of all statistics are made up on the spot also project harder.

>>1211282
>>1211539
>Chechnyan Hostage Resolution: Cat In Tree edition

>>1212094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

>>1211568
welp, ruined

cant into webms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lce2ECJ6Lqc

>>1186183
Does anyone knwo what type of cat this is?

>>1208579
holy shit that's ancient

>>1211284
KEK
But i hate cats like th

>>1211285
Fake?

>>1209860
This is the first time I've seen this without Shaq.

>>1209899
THICC

>>1187584
Have a hug, anon. But seriously, >>1209229

>>1209862
Balls of fucking adamantium.

>>1197242
I need this

>>1185016
Quit leeking on the cat

>>1202190
kek

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>>1187584
you are a piece of shit

>>1201836
The cat in this video is getting the base of its tail scratched, which is a trigger for the licking reflex. It facilitates mutual grooming. As for the fighting, cat fights are usually about dominance, and once that's established the fight ends, sometimes abruptly.

Both of these things are actually advantages in the wild, but make cats seem batshit crazy to humans.

>>1185963
>it's the same guy that made the Cleveland videos
Is this guy incapable of making anything less than gold?

>>1201836
What the fuck do you expect them to do after a fight? They are well aware of what just happened. Not need to whine about it.

>>1211279
Target acquired. Hunting mode engaged.

>>1187584
I wish you hadn't made this post you piece of shit.

>>1213223
this needs some street fighter sound effects and animations added to it.

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>>1188373
that aint chill cat, this is chill cat

>>1187584
your last option is to be an hero

>>1187584
I burned down someones storage shed because they did that.
The cat didn't die either. My aunt took him until he died of cancer at 17.

>>1185864
Those are some ugly ass dolphins

>>1201836
tfw dogs are even more dependent on human care

>>1211531
So a normal cat?

>>1187584
good, cats are for faggots. Fuck that little shit cat.

>>1187584
kys

>>1212402

It's an asshole cat. Read the file name.

I mean, honestly.

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>>1211312
kek

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>>1213499
that first part was annoying me so I fixed it

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>>1211312
every
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>>1208579
This is so old that cat is probably dead.

shit man, when did this hit the internet anyways?

>>1211330
It's probably a Savannah, which is just a serval crossbreed since servals are technically considered exotic/wild pets and therefore harder to get.

>>1213608

KEK

>>1213302
i did not come here to feel.

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>>1213517

Thanks bro.

>>1211539
Oh lord, not only do they chop down the tree to get the cat out of it, the tree falls and hits electrical lines. And not only that, but the cat electrocutes itself on those lines before finally falling down.

>>1209836
evolution is so fucking awesome

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>>1214387
forgot gif

>>1213243
you don't let your fucking snotty kid harass an animal

>>1213243

Remember 4chan. There's only one thing worse than a rapist.

A child.

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fresh OC

>>1211568
You can also see that they dug it out first.

>>1213240
Bad anon, you should've added more morpheus and not the stupid girl.

>>1209840
>>1209841
Why the fuck do big cats behave so well? I mean humans domesticated cats for thousands of years. And when you raise normal cats in a good way they will often behave, and sometimes they dont give a shit.
But the same goes for lions, cheetas and tigers as well. Raise them by humans hand and they wouldnt eat you.

They fucking behave in the same way a normal cat does. Compare this with dog-wolf.

>>1186183
The best part is when she breaths in as it touches the glass.

>>1206745
Do people ever gather the snow and eat it?

>>1215580
Why would you eat snow? I mean as kids everyone tries it, but why eat it?

>>1208763
source on the song?

>>1215592
nevermind, found it.
it's:
Song: Mountains from the Interstellar soundtrack

Voice: Morpheus from the Matrix

>>1212416
kek

>>1187321

>dat third eyelid

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>>1215883
is that lil bub?

>>1187279
Expect for mice and shrew, and Simon Cowell.

>>1209899
I have the need to point out she's so fucking fine

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>>1214543
yes

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>>1214543

>>1209888
>runningatrainonapussy.gif

>>1211298
Welcome to Ulthar.

>>1215957

Why yes it is. Everybody loves lil Bub. I would like to rub Bub.

Nice contribution btw.

>>1209229
not that anon but thanks, you just helped me deal with having to leave my cat with someone so i could escape a really shitty situation

>>1213850
webm this please!

>>1214398
On the other hand, if you let the animal attack them, they probably won't try it again.

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>>1211293

>>1216755
>someone cut the NO!
how to make something funny into stupid.

>>1187447
gay

>>1211330
That looks too much like a Savannah.

>>1213243
I oughta rip the fucking ponytails out of her head

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>>1215762
nigga what the fuck is that

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>>1217556
fixed

>>1213223
I'm laughing so much I'm crying, thank you.

>>1202708
hahahahah

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>>1211390

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Dumping.

>>1213528
>has to be done tho

>>1218174
>plz take me to your home

>>1212402
A bad mannered one.

>>1213249
The whole thread on /v/ for this livestream was amazing. Just a house full of cats.

>>1218158
>black bears
>not pussies

>>1209933
I think what makes on this thread upset is that cats are well developed and make good family companions. Yet, so called developed people treat a life like it's less than garbage. Nobody knows what fate the animal had, but by the circumstances it sounds like it would have had an unpleasant ending.

>>1211284
I had a cat like this and I loved him to bits. The day was never dull. The breed though, has genetic problems with it's liver. One day he just couldn't attack me, and then shortly after the vet gave him peace. Bastard.

>>1218207
Small pussy with a big ass.

>>1218218
JUST

>>1218346
>sotc_cat.webm
whats sotc?

>>1215762
I fucking lost it at the filename

>>1218728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSxOXnkEcyE&feature=youtu.be&t=128

>>1218188
okay
I've been in threads like these for years now
this is by far the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Do you have sauce or anything on this little guy?

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>>1218728

Shadow of the Colossus.

>>1215583
I still make snow cream with it.

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I just realized how much Grumpy Cat looks like my grandpa.

>>1213243
I have never wanted to kill a child so bad in my entire fucking life.

>>1218163
Kick the baby?

>>1201836

Cats have been domesticated for about 9000 years and have partly lost some of their survival instinct.

>>1218174
>this one here, this is MY human

>>1187584
I've taken in three cats over the years that my waste of oxygen neighbors dumped when they moved.
Maybe he got lucky. Probably not though.
You piece of shit.

>>1209827
damn i was not ready for that

>>1209860
me too

>>1202125

Before it was fine. Now it's purrfect.

>>1219137
nigger that was awful

>>1212416
LOL

>>1218319
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>1212416
What kind of cat is that?

>>1219215
maybe a russian blue, but not sure

>>1218862
why the fuck are you washing the cat you cunt

>>1185864
pesky bee

>>1218862
I hope that cat tears that bitch to shreds

>>1218862
Eh, our old cat used to try to join me in the shower all the time, gave zero fucks about water.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUJyfH8P5CU

>>1218171
WTF ? His French is just shitty as hell

>>1213813
Still 900 HP left

>>1215762
the fuck is wrong with this gremlin lookin fuckers eyes?

I dont like cats, mom feeds 5 of them. Good thing my pitbull keeps them the hell out of house....oddly enough 2 of them who were kittens have the balls to occasionally come in the house since they grew up around the dog the others moved to the front.

>>1219481
cataracts

>>1219500

You just killed the thread. Good job...

>>1218813
Quick google search will give you the result
But since I'm not a cunt, here it is:
https://www.instagram.com/elfie_gimli/?hl=en

>>1212416
funny, and nice CGI

>>1218819
>snow cream
>???

>>1219405
Mine likes to sit between the inner and outer curtains, and he fucking loves it when I blast him while he's there.

>>1187584
>I have a cat named Murphy too
worried.jpg

>>1219437
Holy shit that was retarded.

>>1188373
>It was half past nine when I hit up my favorite coffee joint, a classy little place a on the second floor of the Weston building. I always liked the second story; you're just high enough to get a glimpse of the bigger picture. A reminder of why you're doing this, but you're still close enough you can connect with the city and it's people. I watch over them, but how many know it? Judging by my rate of business, pretty much no one, but that's okay. You might think they're self-centered to think about their own lives, but I think they've got their own problems, and that's why I'm here. My name is Cat-Tective: Private Eye.

>>1212787
how would it be fake

>>1212787
Retard?

>>1220284

nice

>>1220284
>Cat-Tective: Private Eye.
stopping reading right there

>>1220320
You are fake
>>1220448
You are retard

>>1220284
I just wanted to tell you that this was beautiful and that you are a beautiful person.

Thank you.

>>1213608
Thats fucked up but fascinating to know that cats freak out at cat masks..

>>1212416
Without audio I like to imagine the guy yells from down the hall.
"That cat better be in the fucken bucket, or it's gonna get raped."

Or something along those lines.

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>>1220779
Fucked up? Pretty sure you'd freak out at a cat in a human mask.

>>1213243
hurting animals is a sign of psychopathy

>>1218830
oh shit , i remember they made a shitty movie about this cat

>>1187584

I'm not sure what to think. You must be a terrible person to do that. I hope you're sterile so you can't give your future kids the same treatment.

>>1219789

Not that guy, but what the fuck? The cat is fine, it's just blind.

>>1215762
Does it have any problems with its vision?

>>1220073
You put milk and sugar and vanilla in a bowl of fresh snow. it's like ice cream, but with a different texture.

>>1211294
tried searching on youtube for the breed but can't seem to find it.
Anybody have any ideas?

>>1221731

I said that because he said "cataracts"

Which is clearly a pun. A shoot on sight offense.

>>1186183

Persian aka Iranian aka Terrorist 420

>>1222999
BLAZE IT XD
[spoiler]fucked around got a triple double[/spoiler]

>>1208579
Wooow I haven't seen this in eons

>>1219295
>>1219237
calm your tits its not a rabbit, sometimes cats need a bath when they get into shit

>>1223358
you just reminded me of when my cat decided to roll around in some other cat's shit. God fuck he smelt bad

>>1216766
4 days later, but nice reference.

>>1209825
>this one will protect you, yes, for a price

>>1211293
this with the metal gear solid alarm sound, pls somebody

>>1219500
fucking kek nigger

>>1188373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnDwgRgpYcE

Does anyone have the webm of the Japanese cats have consensual sex in the missionary position?

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>>1228570
>gif

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>>1228570
Fucking Furries...