Well that was fuckin' scary

>>1169625
the correct way to deal with a crash: stay calm and get on with it.

>>1169636
you're right, it doesn't matter if you end up dead because of an idiot who can't drive

>>1169814
Yeah, but how is you getting hot headed going to help?

>>1169854
it isnt, but neither will the police/insurance help because they'll all fuck you over

>>1169886
Well I don't know what backward shithole you live in.

>>1169625
I don't understand why the guy was saying sorry. It wasn't him who was overtaking.

>>1169625
why was he driving on the left? is he retarded?

you should never say things like "I'm uninjured" because you might not know right away.

If you find out later that you do have an injury, the other person may be able to get out of paying for it because of what you said at the time.

>>1169907
No but you are

silver seems to have been stopping right after coming into view? and overtaking before a hill, what a moron.
if you'd merely slowed slightly it would have just been a scare... sheeeiit

>>1169908
Thanks for the advice, anon. I didn't know that.

>>1169907
amerifat detected

>>1169636
Righty O chap. Buisness as usual.

>>1169625
I'd love to see a collection of brits being in dangerous situations and just reacting with the bare minimum of emotion
>brick flies through his livingroom window
>"how startling"

>>1169904
Because he was obviously speeding in a place where you are not supposed to speed, look at how slow the other two were going. He was at least going 100 K/ph, probably more. Both made a mistake that is why both said sorry and remained calm.

>>1169907
Underrated, if you ask me.

>>1169940
I still don't understand. The guy in the white car did nothing wrong. He was driving slowly and stayed in his lane. Yet he still said sorry.

>>1169930
Kek. That is some Monty Python shit.

>>1169908
Fucking bloodsuckers I tell you. I wrote down a statement and you can't say anything with any certainty so they don't fuck you over later

>no immediately apparent injuries
>incident may have taken place on earth

>>1169854
this tbqh
>Being a hothead
>Ever

>>1169966
Yeah you are right. I did not notice at first that it's not the guy that was overtaking.

>>1169907
He's british
So yeah

>>1169930
It's a pretty common thing for most brits actually from what I've seen.

I remember my uncle driving me and some of my family down when we broke through a barrier due to ice and the car plummetted a 10 foot drop or something similar. After we stopped moving his first words were 'Are you all doing peachy?' like some caretaker for the elderly.

>>1169930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5fgRgAk9uk

You might like this then.

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>>1170324
>Scuse my language

>>1170324
This kind of vehicle (a tank?) can resist to a mortar fire ?

>>1169625
>no anger, no anger
>let's just take this calmly
I'm kinda confused here, partly because I can't really hear what the other guy's saying, but is he saying that in response to the other guy, or is he saying it to assure the guy that he's not angry about it?

>>1170375
It seems like the bald guys tries to overtake an other car, our calm hero evades him and then crashes.

>>1170359
Better than nothing.

>>1169887
The US

>>1170359
A Challenger II tank is probably the best place to hide under

>>1170375
>>1170399
The bald guy's the driver of the car that gets overtaken. The car that causes the crash is black. He's just making sure the guy who crashed is alright. The guy's responding by telling him he's uninjured and not going to hit him with any misplaced anger.

>>1170375
Also, I think the bald guy is getting himself riled up at the cunt who overtook him and caused the crash and the driver's trying to keep him calm. Which is a bit backwards, but there you go.

This is literally how Brits react to things. It's built into us.

I got attacked by a bull when I was in travelling around India, nearly got gored. Just sort of walked off and went for a drink afterwards. I was with some people from other parts of Europe and they thought it was crazy. I dunno why. I guess it's just what we do.

>>1170411
kek. I think he knew exactly what shithole you're from.

>>1169930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZcr8vBDz-4
>oh dear
>oh my word

I don't see the black car after the crash.
Did it escape?

are there studies on why english people react like this >>1170429

seems really weird honestly, thats not the reaction you should be having

>>1170438
It's just part of the culture not to react too strongly.

>>1170438
Stiff upper lip. It's entirely cultural. If a fuss doesn't need to be made, then don't make one. If a fuss does need to be made, barely make one.

>>1170438
It's not everyone who reacts like that, just some people some times

>>1170431
drivers who do things like that are universally arrogant shits, there is no way they will ever stop

i live in a rural area and people do this shit regularly. overtaking on blind curves, on narrow lanes, etc etc

someone took my wing mirror off doing something similar once. of course they didn't stop either.

>>1170448
It's being phased out for yelling "Allahu akbar" these days though.

>>1170455
True shame.

>>1170448
This honestly. I was brought up knowing that public displays of emotion of any sort are bad, and so are private displays of emotion as well.

Britain is a land comprised entirely of people bottling things up. And people wonder why we have a drinking culture.

>>1170438
British reaction to any kind of event that's out of the ordinary is to have a cup of tea/ a pint and carry on. Expressing yourself in public is not really done here.

are brits literally autistic?

>>1170463

This. It especially holds true in Scotland. People feel the need to drink in order to express emotion.

>I'm uninjured..I'm uninjured

Autistic people shouldn't be allowed to drive.

>>1170473

>Expressing yourself in public is not really done here.

Unless you're an entitled liberal 18-24 year old of course

>>1170463
So how do you brits feel about televison personalities like Gordon Ramsey then?
(I know hes not as over the top on the British versions of his shows but have seen him get riled up a few times.)

>>1169625
Why the fuck was he speeding so fast?

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Worst reaction time ever

>>1170411
he has camera footage of him not being at fault and avoiding a head on collision, he's not getting screwed by anyone.

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>>1169625

>>1171245
Weird because his voice doesn't seem to match his face at all

>>1170951

Insurance fraud at its best.
- Obvious speeding.
- Who wears a head cam while driving and not a dash cam.
- He only needed to at worst tap his brake, at best do absolutely nothing.
- the other car was completely out of his lane before he reacted at all. That us either the worst react time i have ever seen, the worst tyoe of reaction possible or done on purpose.

Either both him and the black car are speeding in which case they're both at fault, or the white car is driving at fucking cripple speed and partially (although not legally) to blame for causing the accident.

People that drive slowly are just as dangerous as those that speed.

>>1170951
Fuckin' oath.

>>1169907

Because only dickheads who were either short and had a complex (napoleon) Or dickheads who were stupid and had a complex think driving on the right is "sticking it to the british" after years of colonialism....idiots, i will steal your sword next time i pass you on my steed.

>>1169930
>"The 75mm is firing. The 37mm is firing, but it's it's traversed round the wrong way. The Browning is jammed. I am saying "Driver, advance!" on the A set and the driver, who can't hear me, is reversing. And as I look over the top of the turret and see twelve enemy tanks fifty yards away - someone hands me a cheese sandwich."
>Lieutenant Ken Giles, M3 Grant tank commander in North Africa

>>1170324

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXZBm1Ec4Zc

>>1170922
Gordon's Scottish. They don't share the stiff upper lip culture.

>>1171523
Thank you for that.

>>1169625
Okay I get it, the bald guy is the silver car driver and he's mad because of the other car causing the accident

>>1170951
I've been in situations like this before, but I didn't crash my car.
When he tried to control the car while braking, he pulled the steering wheel too much to the left.

>>1171523
Lost so hard
Sauce?

>>1171629
It's just a well-known quote from a WWII British tank commander.

>>1170951
cars can't brake and turn at the same time.

>>1170324
>we're getting mortared
>WOOOOI FUCKIN 'ELL
>YOU ALRIGHT JACKO

Shit like this makes me love being English

>>1169966
I just thought it was more of a "I'm sorry this is happening to you"

>>1169966

You can see him looking over at the overtaking car. He's angry at the guy who overtook on a blind hill, and he's apologising because he's struggling to control his anger.

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>>1169625

>>1172248
make a gif to where its rolling but when it passes by his face and freezes for like 2 secs

>>1172257
dont forget to drop the sunglasses on em

>>1172257
I don't know shit at video editing sry

>>1170203
Get this hothead outta here

>>1169625
that's what you get for driving on the wrong side of the road

>>1169930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6VSWCs7d1w

>>1171240
Probably speeding, though. They can calculate the speed from the video which could get him into trouble with the law, and also the insurance company could claim you could have avoided the crash by following the speed limit.

>>1170359
The tank itself probably can't take a direct hit from a mortar, but the round isn't going to go straight through it either - the grunts under it are going to be safe even if they scored a direct hit. But the main thing is to protect yourself against shrapnel, which the tank's treads will definitely block.

>>1172541
>>1170359
Mortars aren't going to do anything to a tank

They're behind a IFV, a Warrior, which a mortar also isn't going to do much to.

>>1172557
Depends on the mortar and where it hits the tank

>>1172119
Lol wtf, anybody died?

>>1172535
not to mention in some states due to recording laws they could deem the video inadmissible.

>>1172578
Yeah but that's just clapistanians being retarded.

>>1172578
they're in fucking Britain

>>1172119
why the fuck would you set up the cameras and public.. THERE

Airtime over hill is obviously going to cause traction loss.. then that turn. fuck

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>>1172632
To be honest I think most spectators/camera crew of Rally are hoping for the vehicles to hit them.

>>1169907
epic b8 m8

Huh, based on the reactions ITT, I might be secretly british.

>>1172535
The speed limit on a lot of those old country roads is actually 60mph.

>>1173024
That looks a bit slower than a 60-60 collision to me

>>1173039
Exactly, I was saying to >>1172535 that the guy probably wasn't legally speeding.

You have to be absolutely thrashing it on those roads to get anywhere near the speed limit.

>>1172632
>>1172676
pretty much, i remember an interview with some ER crewmen
they said the only people crazier than the drivers are the bystanders

>>1171438
>People that drive slowly are just as dangerous as those that speed
No, not really. People who speed overestimate their abilities. You can be the best driver in the world, at certain speeds you just can't react fast enough, just like in the OP. People who drive slowly just provoke impatient people into doing dumb things, which isn't really their problem. They are just annyoing, not dangerous.

>>1169930

This literally caused a whole platoon of British soldiers to die in the Korean war because they understated the situation they were in to their American allies so the Americans didn't send support to them.

"Things are a bit sticky, sir," Brig Tom Brodie of the Gloucestershire Regiment told General Robert H Soule, intending to convey that they were in extreme difficulty.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2001/apr/14/johnezard

>>1171863

this was before ABS. now they actually can.

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>>1172248

>>1173112
nice

>>1173112
10/10

>>1173112
This is fucking great

>>1169636

he was in deep shock he said in an interview later on

>>1171420
>- Obvious speeding.
Doesn't look like it desu, as others have pointed out the speed limit on those country roads is usually 60mph.

>>1169625
"I'm a ninja"

>>1169940
This looks like a, British Country road, where the speed limit would be 60mph unless otherwise stated.
100kph is roughly 60mph.

I used to live in a place which had 60mph roads on blind curves on the side of a hill with a really long drop on one side with possibly a tiny brick wall next to it, which busses used.
Driving could be fun.

>>1173112
this needs to be a banner

>>1170324
1st royal Anglian flanking taliban.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Aas6IreJOQ

>>1172119

Gentleman and a scholar.

>>1173099
Driving way under the speed limit is just as illegal in most countries for a reason you twat.

>>1173483
Jesus, they sound completely indifferent

>>1173483
that's totally looking like dayz. even associate it with certain place on the map and i did not play it often.

>>1172557
Depends on how big the mortar is and where it hits it. Tanks have minimal armor on the top of their turrets and engine compartments.

>>1170210
>So yeah
kek, beat me to it.

>>1170438
>you should be having
really? there's a way you "should" react? universal to boot apparently?

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>>1171420
>Who wears a head cam while driving and not a dash cam.
I have...

>>1174376
How does the car keep speeding up and slowing down?

>>1174377
do you know how physics works?

>>1174377

Usually by stepping on the brake and gas pedals, respectively.

>>1174377
heavy foot

>>1169854
>>1170203
>I must cut myself off from all emotion.
It's people like you that skin neighborhood pets. Anger is a normal fucking emotion; and suppressing it is unhealthy

>>1174377
When you have no traction say in soft soil on a farm you won't be getting anywhere fast, on dirt which is charger and more solid you will get more traction. You'll learn this in school I'm sure.

>>1173112
Praise kek

>>1174493
I guess you have never Been in a seriously life threatening crash then? Believe me, the first and most common feeling is relief that you are alive, or fear if you don't think you will be soon. Or a combination of both. And it's good, because you can get angry later when it's time to deal with the other person. It's not cutting off your emotions, it's knowing how to be a fucking human being and having some contRol over yourself.

>>1174285
>running a stop sign

>>1174493
>I have anger problems
>They're so bad I think being a hot head is healthy
You must be fun to be around

>>1169930
>>1170324
>>1170429
>>1170438

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg7ZOV8STuQ

albert dryden english redneck shoots a few people

>"i've clearly been shot in the arm"

>>1169930
Noone will ever be as calm in terrifying situations as Slavs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk

>>1169625
Was he wearing a GoPro or does he have magical glasses? and quite convenient

>>1174613
Do british people not feel pain like regular humans do or what?

>>1169625
>Britishness intensifying

>>1174619
That's not strictly true. There's a difference between calm and drunk.

>>1174377
Cruise control. It will speed up and slow down by itself to try to maintain the selected speed.

>>1174611
>clear view
>stopping at the stop sign
I think only americans do this

>>1174766
you slow down at a stop sight even if its clear

>>1174737
We're all basically pissed off our tits 24/7 because life is too terrible to take sober.

>>1173112
Perfect

>>1169907
The video is in Britain, we drive on the correct side of the road.

>>1172632
Because rally
https://youtu.be/INwqyPct8qY

>>1174619
At least Brits can make a joke out of it.

>>1173112
Amazing

>>1170438
As a society we've sort of lost interest in pretty much everything

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Just take it in stride.

>>1169625
>you will never give this little fucks

>>1174258
>plane crash
>"oh dear"
yes, that way is not fucking this

>>1172496
why had he done this tho?

>>1174376
why is he suddenly kill?

>>1174800
mom?

>>1173112
send it to /o/ (Auto) or /n/ (transportation) they're having a banner contest

>>1173112
amazing work anon

>>1174800
You sound like the world's safest driver, anon. And your dubs must confirm that.

Good on you, anon.

Good on you.

>DE JA VU!
[peels out at a stop sign and drives away]

anyone got the fuck off ally?

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>>1175113
This one?

>>1174905
He passed out because of a medical condition that gave extremely low blood pressure. He iz ok now

>>1175139
Is this Trainspotting?

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>>1172119
sorry
British people lmfao

>>1175273
I don't think you understand the British desire to apologise. We're taught from birth to say sorry for things, and it's something that can't be suppressed.

It's also worth noting that 99% of the time we don't actually care, we just say it anyway.

>>1175148
Yeah he's okay. But the insurance company refused to pay for any of it.

>>1174800
You stop at a stop sign. It says stop

>>1169625
oh dear old chap

lol british people

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>>1173112
why is this so funny

>>1175344

That is pretty much what is called "Manners"

>>1174905
>>1175148
He has a illness that makes him sleep, he though it was cured. The ones with that illness can't drive, but that haven't happen in years so he was allowed to drive.

>>1174920
THIS

>>1170411
> I've been in two wrecks
> I was fucked over neither time
Where are you, DC or some shit?

>>1175344
Saying, ''sorry," is more the acknowledgement that you fucked up as much as it's anything; whether you truly resent it or not it's a mater of respect.

>>1174376
holy fuck this guy is lucky

>>1172119
spectators at rally events are the dumbest people on the planet

they always sit on the most dangerous places and then act surprised when they get killed or injurred for life

>>1173483
I like how he softly says "that's taliban" in the same sort of tone that someone would use when pointing out some harmless wildlife that wandered on by.
He is only mildly intrigued by the sight of several dangerous terrorists who are in active combat. Brits truly are magnificent creatures.

>>1174885
I fucking love this
He just falls down then you hear
"Hey Ron"
"Hey Billy"

>>1174493
Yeah the dude in this video seems super unhealthy
I bet he's gonna go out on a massacre any day now because of all that suppressed rage

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>>1169625
Do you have a date or sauce?

>>1174897
>>1170438
Annoying loud hysterical yank detected

>>1169625
Looks like he was playing Go.

>>1174737
as someone whos been shot twice, 9mm I have to say it really doesn't hurt at the start. I guess it was the adrenaline but I didn't even realize it at first, about 5 minutes later I realized what had happened but even than the pain didn't really kick in till about 6 hours later, than for the days following a lot of bruising and pain

>>1174285
Hey, I have some of those rubber totes.

I have to say, i love this thread quite a bit.

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>>1176542
>surprised when they get killed.

>>1178870
Why the fuck did you get shot

>>1178897
wrong place at the wrong time, plus being white

>>1173112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVU7WL4Sgp8

>>1178940
What a boss

>>1171245

>Hello. I am Ryan Dunn and this is the barrel roll.

>>1176108
Narcolepsy.

>>1179043
Oblivious to reality.

>>1179043
No, not really.
He's just a giant fucking moron.
He most likely didnt even realize what was going on until after he was escorted out of there.

>>1179584
>>1179674

What are you talking about? What else are you going to do? There's no cover anywhere.

do britbongs not have different divider lines that tell you when and when not to overtake?

>>1178765

Found a youtube link but no luck with the facebook yet.
https://youtu.be/O0269wu--2w

>>1174920
seconding

>>1169907
Bait of the year award 2016

>>1169966

It's like shorthand 'sorry about that', 'sorry for that' or 'sorry about your situation'.

I live in a Commonwealth country, and without fail if I drop something, stub my toe or whatever someone always says sorry.

Even the blackies say it now after they rob us

>>1170324
Reminds me of Ross Kemp visiting Afghanland

>guy takes a ricochet, minor injury
>Kemp shits himself
>MAN DOWN LADS WE GOT A MAN DOWN
>crawls over to troops having something to eat and taking a breather under Taliban fire
>Hey Ross, who got hit then ey?
>0 fucks given, carry on joking

Fucking hell, I've never seen people so calm under fire

>>1174285
each newspaper in his own foil packaging. USA?

>>1169930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOjUL8LwUsE

>>1169636
I think at that point you are just happy you didn't die.

Though I know if I were in his case I would have gone full Hulk.

>>1173024
Wow that's, pretty high, here its ~37mph (60kmh) or ~49mph (80kmh) depending on road width

>>1171420
Thats probably why he was so calm during the ordeal

>>1178897
he didn't stay home sick from school

>>1174493
Ever heard of Daoism, mate? There's nothing unnatural about finding inner fucking peace.

>>1179725
Apparently you're just as retarded as he was. When you're being shot at, your chances of being hit will be reduced if you are a moving target, as opposed to a still one, so even in an absence of cover, it's still important to fucking move.

It's famously called having a stiff upper lip.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stiff_upper_lip

>>1179755

Yep. Rules 128 and 129.

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/general-rules-techniques-and-advice-for-all-drivers-and-riders-103-to-158#rule128

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>>1170938
He stated in a video he published himself that he was actually travelling with a velocity below the speed limit. You are just looking for a stupid reason to make the victim responsible.

This is from an E-Mail I sent to him.
"Hello!
I saw your video where the BMW forced you off the road.
Did the police catch that bastard?

Greetings"

'Yes the BMW driver stopped and came back 10 mins later so the police have all his details. He may have been driving dangerously but he didn't flee the scene of the accident in the end.'

>>1180748
Brilliant.

>>1169625
Pause before he starts to steer, the BMW wouldnt even hit him. Total overreaction

Thats what you get for driving such a shitbox

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>>1181016
Neckbeard. Nobody gives a damn about someone that has 0 life experience.

>>1170324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIYrojGpP6Y

>>1178585
Thank you for narrating what happens in the webm, I had a little trouble understanding what was going on.

>>1170411
>/trombone/wah-wah-waaaa

>>1181271
Buzzkill detected

>>1181408
Killjoy detected. Don't explain every joke, retard.

>>1179725
he is unequivocally THE dumbest royals in the UK.
He's such a fucking pussy and a massive retard.
He probably heard the first shot and turned to look out of confusion, not knowing what the sound was, thinking it might have been some kind of partypopper, then got confused as to why there was a person running at the stage.

This fucking moron couldnt even do a para jump unassisted when he was in the armed forces, and had to do his OVER WATER AT A REDUCED HEIGHT, rather than over land at a massive height unassisted, because he's a fucking moron and cannot into fucking parachutes.

At least his kids aren't as fucking retarded as he is.
Dumbass even has his own wife killed so he could remarry.

>>1178940
I don't want to be that guy, but I have to be.

Does anyone believe on that silly 'crisis actor' shit? Like after the first two shots and some bitch in the crowd starts that cinema grade squeal.

>>1180748
I like how some of the clips are at 500% volume

>>1174376
>MasturbatingWhileDriving.webm

>>1169907
kek

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>>1181417
He is obviously enjoying this. And rather than writing "lost" "kek" "lol" he actually goes with something rather uncommon. You immediately talk him down for that and insult me as a retard.
Congrats.

>>1170951
Did you watch the actual video? he explains it all nicely.

>>1173102
Cars can't turn over because of ESP :^)

>>1174493
Expressing your anger is unhealthy if you do it in a bad way. You wanna be angry healthily ya fuckin cuck? Scream into a pillow because no one here wants to debate with you bud.

>>1170951It looks like he was still slightly in his lane, and aside from all the headcam stuff for which his reasons are probably fraud, you all are describing ways for him to narrowly avoid the accident, but as a driver, and a SAFE ONE inb4 faggot lame driver, the best thing to do is to get yourself out of range of the person who is being dumb. Yeah he might have avoided him by just steering left a bit or stopping, but if the other driver decided to turn at all they all woulda been fucked.

>>1172535
They don't go by video. Alomst all cars have computer chips in them that record all the actions: which blinker is turned on and when, how long and hard you apply brakes. Kinda like little flight recorders. My step-father was a tool machinist and smog technician so he knew much and proved much.

>>1174377
Because of his foot in this particular case, I think. he's hitting bumps and driving on dirt, plus when the car turns it looses speed.

>>1176108
It's called Narcilepsy.

>>1176214
I think saying sorry means that you are truely feeling guilt for something you did or maybe something you sympathize with, then you say sorry and for the former case, don't intend to do it again. A good way to say sorry is to say "my bad."

>>1180741
It's protective plastic to cover the paper from bad weather. Because we actually get revolving weather patterns over here in the states. Calm yourself, friend. Plus it's a free bag like goddamn. Chill the fuck out.

>>1181055
>>1181016
Ditto.

>>1171863
Do you live in the 30's??

>>1175139
"oh for fuck sake ali"
"Fuck off ali"
this makes me chuckle

>>1180849
>that fucking eurobeat

>>1173112
You need to include the part where he is driving calmly at first.

>>1174800
Yeah but when you're on a Chinese tapestry webzone, you say you don't.

>>1173112
needs way more frames 2bh

you're only 293 kb anyway

>>1174285
hes pretty good

>>1170324
>k we got enough boys say bye
>"bye bye :D"

>>1174907
edge?

Terrifying suicide attempt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kgkSSHlf3w

>>1175139
Wtf am I watching?

>>1181569
Highly underrated post. Gave me the keks.

>>1182399
Some glaikit jakey.

>>1169908
>If you find out later that you do have an injury, the other person may be able to get out of paying for it because of what you said at the time.

pretty sure thats bullshit m8

>>1173101

>"sticky what the fuck are you limeys saying I don't understand you queers, over and out"

>>1170922
>>1170612
The plot thickens

>>1182518
Gordon Ramsey lived in France and studied under a chef, and the French are known for being overly emotional.

>>1174800
>>1175029
>>1175505
Those aren't legal stop signs. There are no rules in parking lots in the US. Even if he got hit there it would literally be a he said she said thing and no one would be at fault.

>>1173101
Why can't yanks into subtlety?

>>1170922
He's a television performer, it's an act. Besides, he's a professional chef. Things get very heated in high-class kitchens

They made a film to help explain British people during WWII:

https://youtu.be/IlsrufHPKTI?t=31m09s

>>1180849
Do you brits not have a rule that states that even with the speed limit you should still only drive at a speed that still allows you to brake when another car appears on your lane in your range of vision driving at the same speed and seeing you at the moment of coming into vision?

>>1182205
>being this meme illiterate

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>>1169930
How about an aircraft crashing but being completely professional at all times?

>>1174493
No, that would just be you projecting your inadequate coping skills.

>>1169904
It's known as being British. It's similar to being Canadian.

>>1182645
ATCs do an insane job. I can't imagine how they managed it when they had to poke wooden models around a paper map based off occasional check ins.

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>>1169930
It's only 99% of the time

>>1169625
Us British people take small things so lightly, but most Americans engage in combat when something unintentional happens (accidents).

>>1182658
Crazy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_and_Sabina_Eriksson

>>1182438
WITNESS ME

>>1182658
What the balls.

>>1182645
Got to have respect for that. This is exactly how things should be done and it's why things are stopped from becoming worse.

>>1182671
That's kind of creepy really.

>>1170951
i dont think he was speeding but they seemed to be going a little quick and i know it can be hard to steer quickly with all the weight of the car without flying off the road even worse.

>>1174285
what kind of car is this? looks fun? ive been looking for new cars recently

>>1181569
fug

>>1169814
>>1169886
>>1170411
get this hothead outta here

>>1169966
Many people feel the need to say sorry for another's misfortune even though they aren't personally to blame.

Not, "I'm sorry I did that," but "I'm sorry that happened to you."

>>1170438
one thing i noticed about 911 videos was all the screaming. Not to take anything away from it - was an awful thing to happen - but I can only imagine myself looking on in disbelief - probably more speechless than anything. I just couldn't see people here getting hysterical about it. that may seem like I'm saying we would react less to it - it's not. I just can't see british people screaming 'OH MY GOD' over and over again.

>>1170906
How is that autistic? Wouldn't autistic people react more?

>>1182671
What in the fuck

>>1182438
i have become death, destroyer of worlds!

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>>1178884

>>1182438
She saw that one of them had a steak knife

>OI YOU GIT

>>1182671

Sabina ran out of the house with a hammer, periodically hitting herself over the head with it. A passing motorist, Joshua Grattage, saw this extraordinary behaviour and decided to tackle her in an attempt to take control of the hammer. While wrestling with Grattage, Sabina took a roof tile out of her pocket and struck him on the back of the head with it, stunning him temporarily.

this entire story only needs "spaghetti" to fit a btard tale

>>1182581
I think the assumption is that if the situation is calm enough you're willing to undersell it then things aren't that bad. That is to say, theres an assumption that if yer truly buggered you'll actually be shouting etc, not calmly reporting that things are a ''bit sticky''

>>1169886
>dashcams exist
>police/insurance will fuck you over
where do you live that has police or insurance firms like that? north korea by any chance?

>>1181483
>some bitch in the crowd starts that cinema grade squeal.

Women scream for attention, man. As soon as they realize they might not be the center of attention they just start screaming their heads off.

>>1182657
The volume of air traffic was also much lower back then too, though. Luckily we have RADAR and decently fast computers, but even then I'm sure it's hellish. I've got a lot of respect for the ATCs good at their job, it's one the most fast paced and high stress jobs I can imagine. But I can imagine it's probably like most jobs where if you work enough it becomes second nature. It's still really impressive to hear them in action, especially during an emergency.

>>1174766
here in aus you're legally required to stop at a stop sign.
we have give way signs which you don't have to stop for if it's clear, but you don't have right of way if it's not clear.

>>1182827
More than likely a 90-93 honda accord. looks just look the interior of my car.

>>1182926
Autistic people behave abnormally (both highs and lows emotions) in the situations. He's right in calling that it might be autistic.

A normal person would be lot more worried, frantic, etc.

Again autistic doesn't mean autism. Sometimes highly rational people share similar reactions.

>>1173483
>Right, time to earn our pay

Truly gangster.

>>1169930
>>1170223
>>1170423
>>1170438
my experience has always been low reaction on frightening things, but you will get a massive talking to if you don't do things in a proper british fashion. Not outright anger, but very upset and distraught. Like if the local butcher doesn't carry mutton or organs.

>>1171493
>>1174814
common misconceptions actually. See the reason right side developed in non british owned countries was not for that at all, but due to the development of heavy cargo wagons that used multiple pairs of horses. The driver of the wagon had more control if he personally sat on the horses, and horses were nearly universally trained to be mounted from their left side. This means the driver had to ride the left side rear horse, and preferred traveling on the right side so he could make sure he was not accidentally leading his horses into oncoming wagons. With how massive countries like USA were, those long ranged cargo wagons became more common on the roads then in the island countries of Britain or Japan. And when you are just a single horse rider, you are going to move to the other side for a big team of draft horses.

France however made their changes before those wagons were popular because of the government issuing a law for some reason. No one knows the reason for sure and the most popular scholarly accepted theories are mostly based on assuming the reason for it is not some petty 'sticking it to our rival' type thing, because no way would any proper civilised people make a law just to be a spiteful bastard, nope, certainly not. So yeah, jury is out on if France had a legit reason, or were being jerks.

>>1182569
That wasn't a parking lot though.

>>1183249
thank you

>>1170324

>sweet as

My New Zealander friend explained this one to me.

Basically they took the common phrase "___ as a ___" and they just took the "a ____" off the end. So rather than saying 'dead as a doornail' they would just go 'Its dead as', to say its really dead. That way they dont need to think of an actual analogy, they can just say like half an analogy to express themselves.

>>1172559
Also depends what kind of mortar rounds are used. The are precision guided mortar rounds specifically meant to destroy armored vehicles, but those are rare and expensive so I very much doubt your average islamic insurgent would have them.

>>1169907
it looked like he was passing near a hill, the oncoming guy

>>1170438
>why don't whites chimp out like blacks

>>1182658
>"I still can't look back and actually understand what happened"

they were insane, and they decided suicide was a better option than jail

>>1181774
I love your shift between 'he' and 'me'.

>>1180741
so that's how british foil looks like. Always knew there was something really fucked up with those people.

>>1170324

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d3f_1364991647

I always liked the vs video.

>Brits
<boom>
>Fuckin' 'ell, yu alright, Jacko?
>Jacko: Yeah
<boom>
>Get yor fuckin' legs in
>Jacko: Alright
<boom>
>Say bye bye
>Jacko: bye bye


>Americans:
<boom>
UHHHH OH GOD UHHH OH GOD OH GOD
<boom>
HELP ME LORD, PLEASE LORD, AHHHHHHH,
<boom>
AHHHH HOLY SHIT, LORD PLEASE, LORD LORD, PLEASE LORD AHHHHHHHHH

>>1174376

>BEING ALLOWED TO FUCKING DRIVE WITH THIS MEDICAL CONDITION

>>1173112
this is absolutely banner worthy

>>1169625
Can you post the full clip?

>>1170448
>>1170473
As a dane I can strongly relate to this, it's pretty much identical here.

If you do something unnecessary to call attention to yourself in public, you are immediately considered a nob

>>1174885
>that "thunk" as his skull hits the floor

Yeah, that hurt.

>>1175139
I don't understand.

Suicide?
Fucked up on drugs?
Nuts?
Really, really hungry for Subway?

Why did Ali do this?

>>1174376
Lol is this a filthy frank sketch? that fucking guy

>>1174613
More English redneck please

>>1182205
>summer

>>1174821
That fucking quatro may be the most beautiful racing car ever....jesus christ

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Neat.

>>1183438
chur bro sweet az g

>>1183952
He's British, so he's probably pissed off his arse.
Or tired of living.

>>1183830
You already proved your stupidity and that you are an asshole. Why do you go any further?

>>1183952
Yeah, he's completely and utterly shitfaced.

>>1174377
He has a big cock.

>>1170429
>mfw this happened 2 minutes away from my house.

Shame I was out in Chichester for the day, would have been interesting to see this happen.

>>1181055
I can't stop watching this webm

>>1178940
I guess Charles was thinking "fuck it, I'll never be king anyway, might as well go out refusing to give a fuck"

>>1183865
Simple, one enlisted because tru patriotism or just because deep depression, the other enlisted for benefits

>>1174376
Poor Mustang must be losing it, thought it saw a crowd but it was nothing but flatlands

>>1174376
Jesus fuck, that's not vasovagal syncope is it?