YLYL - Webm's Only - *Preferably with Audio*

>>1141433
You can get thrown out of the game for that.

>>1141453
>RusselWilsonThrowsOnFirstAndGoal.webm

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Few Tourettes guy incoming

>>1141452
Seriously?

>>1141459
By rule, any touching of the ref could get your thrown out.
NFL and college ball are very very strict about refs, none of that soccer stuff where people get up and yell in the refs faces thing. You yell at them, penalty. You touch them and make them mad they throw you the fuck out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iykN1g-ugg

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Unless you want a few Thug Life webms, this is it.

>>1141435
Lost hard.

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>>1141527

>>1141435
its not even the guy dancing, the way the guy in the red jacket smiles always makes me laugh

>>1141450
ded

>>1141526

That's a beautiful moment actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvhY7QONtmU

>>1141542
sauce

>>1141442
So lost. That was so stupidly funny

>>1141505
What song is this?

>>1141911
darude

sandstorm

>>1141958
XD! LE DARUDE MEEM HAHAHA SO FUNYY XDDDD

WHEN DOES LE NARWHAL BACON MY FELLOW REDDITOR XDDDDD???


LOL! LOL! KEEEEEEEEEK!

I'M KEKING SO HARD REIGHT NOW XDDDDD

HE SAID SANDSTORM XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I AM LITERALLY POOPING LAAUGHING XDDDDD


NICE ONE MY FELLOW REDDIT USER XD

>>1141982
l
o
l

>>1141911
Foster The People - Pumped up Kicks

>>1141987
>>1141505
Why are people trying to force this?
Its fucking shit.

>>1141987
KEK fuckin got me

>>1141463
Kill yourself.

>>1141993
why are you on ylyl if you dont like funny videos?

>>1141471
SO EDGY XDXDXD

>>1142011
Just because something is forced doesnt mean its funny.

>>1142021
It's pretty funny to me and others though

>>1142023

Don't speak for anyone else. I'm not the guy you're arguing with and your meme is completely unfunny.

>>1141982

You're trying too hard, man.

>>1142029
>your meme
it's not my meme I'm just the one laughing.

>>1142034

Then you have an awful sense of humour. This whole thread has been a waste of time, actually.

>>1142036
Why is my sense of humour bad? Why do you go on ylyl if you don't like it?

>>1142037

I go to ylyl threads to laugh. So far there's been one tripshit spamming unfunny videos and one retard trying to force his shitty meme.

>>1142023
Just because it's finny to you doesn't mean it's not shit.

>>1142039
>funny*

God damn it, I already caught your stupidity.

>>1141446
what an idiot he had the range advantage and he took it away himself

>>1142043
Dubbing a song over 2 people standing and silently having dialogue is just a poor attempt at creating something.

>>1142052
that's not the funny bit you faggot

>>1142055
>that's not the funny bit you faggot

I know, but it comprises the majority of your meme which is why its so shit.

>>1142056
>your meme
I'm not the one posting them faggot

>>1142055
That's the issue. There is no funny bit.

Are you trying to poke fun at the Roundabout meme and failing at it or what? Because nobody's so retarded that they'd consider your meme funny.

>>1142060
The funny bit is people running revealing the school shooter attired greg. its like 2.5 memes into one tailing other videos, comedy gold if you ask me

>your meme
not my meme

>>1142062

That isn't funny in the least. Your meme is still shit.

>>1142064
>Your meme
not my meme

it is funny

>>1142065

Yeah I think we're done here.

Maybe the next thread will actually be good.

>>1142062

Wasnt funny. Just the way that guy was dressed was the joke? Wasnt funny at all. wtf.

>>1142062
>having to explain what you were going for
>comedy gold

I saw the columbine compilation with the song playing, at least people got the gist of what was going on.
The guy in the clip doesnt look like a school shooter, he looks like some sort of bully in some sort of cliche network television tv show situation.

And again, the silent dialogue.
Its not funny, its a really bad try at being meta trying to copy an edgy video.

>>1141446
>guy comes at you with a bat
>he even gives you time to go back to your car unmolested
>grabbing some shitty flimsy stick in the bed of your pickup instead of the gun in your side door panel
Wait, this is in some shithole state like commiefornia, isn't it?

>>1142068
>>1142067
>>1142070

looks like you faggots
1. haven't watched everybody hates chris
2. can't see how his clothes are the clothes from the columbine school shooters
3. don't realise the song is about school shooting
4. are faggots

Also honestly it's pretty fun watching everyone here be mad because they don't understand the joke.

>>1142078
Have you ever considered that people might get the joke, but just not like it?

>>1142075
what is funny about any of that?

>>1142082
If you got the joke you'd like it

>>1142090
And this is where you're so up your own ass you'll never understand why people hate you.

>>1141518
>Erik Satie - Gymnopédie No.1
One of my favorites

>>1142075
Visual comedy shouldnt need a huge level of context like this, which is exactly why its shit.

>>1142078
>trying to be pretentious on your poor work

I mean you straight up lifted the idea from the columbine video, which at least was understandable to 99% of the people who watched it.
It wasnt funny, but at least it made sense in an "look im being edgy" way.

Stealing the idea and putting it to something that wasnt edgy lost the only bit that it had going for it.

>>1142090
You explained the joke, doesnt suddenly make it good

Might as well delete the other 15 videos you made with it hoping to force it

>>1141453
HE DIN DU NUFFIN!!!

>>1142095
Why is it not funny? You jot liking it doesn't mean others don't. The song matching to a school shooting video precedes the columbine x pumped up kids video you know that right?

>>1142077
holy shit i laughed. good job. made the meme not awful.

this is why 14 year olds should be on 4chan

>>1142122
should not be i mean

guess im a fuckin moron too huh

>>1142113
>You jot liking it doesn't mean others don't.

Obviously, I mean you like it dont you? You like it enough that you have deluded yourself into thinking its good, and that it will take off if you make enough videos of it.

>The song matching to a school shooting video precedes the columbine x pumped up kids video you know that right?

And this makes your version good how?

>>1142122
>>1142125
I wholeheartedly agree. Summer is awful.

>>1141470
Wow, you posted 5 of these completely unfunny and dumb webms. Good fucking job, faggot.

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>>1141487
I won't quote them all ITT. I've seen you namefagging for days and some of the shit you receive is actually a bit over the top but for Christ's sake:

>the magic of webums
>still posting 5 second clips you'd expect out of .gifs
Yeah the sound is there but get your shit together.

>>1142131
>hating on tourettes guy

>>1142134
What's not to hate there?

>>1141475
>>1141435

those file names are just not creative at all kill yourselves wannabe racist pricks

>>1141526
made me smile actually.
bet that guy didnt have any physical in years and this was his moment

>>1141860
Marlon Webb

>>1142043
>>1141987
>>1141505
>>1142077
fuckin love these kek they crank me up they´re so unexpected

>>1142144
>What's not to hate there?

Are you too young to remember tourettes guy?

>>1142043
Holy shit, this got me realy good.
Could be the next Rick Roll!

pretty amazing stuff

>>1142163
Have you thought about putting the pumped up kicks meme to this one?
It would be pretty great!

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>>1142163

>>1142075
No, see, because even if you get all that, which isn't that hard by the way, thanks for spelling it out though as if it were, there's still nothing funny there. What's the joke? The punchline? There isn't even any shock value to it like Cena, it's just nothing.

>>1142157
this, stuff is great
ignore the naysayers because this is one dank ass meme you got there

its only a matter of time till reddit takes it and it hits their front page making it popular as fug

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>>1142169

>>1142170
i dont think you understand the joke very well, its clear that other people in the thread like it even if you dont

not everyone gets all comedy you know?

>>1142171
they always ruin these kind of memes

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I had a crack at it

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>>1142172

>>1142174
This one was kind of funny because it stopped before he walked over:
>>1142077
Once he walks over it deflates the school shooter angle.

>>1142175
nah man, this is the exact type of dankness that reddit memes have
like its real vague and shit but its totally meta.

Its what makes it real dank and shit, once it gets real popular us early adopters will feel so good and fuzzy knowing we built this

>>1142179
Never looked at it that way. I guess that´s pretty cool then

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>>1142177

>>1142180
totally cool, its how us OCers make the internet go round
without us, it would just be old fcuks on facebook with their chainmail and shit

>>1142182
Kek , why do these crank me up so hard ?

>>1142178
>This one was kind of funny because it stopped before he walked over:

I wouldnt call it "funny". It just is the least egregious of the videos because it eliminates a huge problem in the joke.

>>1142189
its top kek material thats for sure, taking the 2 best memes and putting them together

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>>1142190
so you're saying this is a better version then?

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>>1142185

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>>1142196

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>>1142200

>>1142195
>silent dialogue looks cheap and amateurish, no real context to the joke
>oh i know, ill just loop the second half of the clip and put a tangential pic at the end hopefully adding context

Im not sure what needs done to save the clip, but that isnt it.
Sometimes you need to realize your clip just isnt going to work out.

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>>1142203

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>>1142206

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>>1142207

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>>1142209
>>1142207
>>1142206
>>1142203
>>1142200
>>1142196
>>1142185
>>1142177
>>1142169
>>1142163
>>1142172
Thats all i lost to.

>>1142211
Glad i could finally dump it

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Anyone know what this is from?

>>1142149
Shut it nigger get back to the cotton fields

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>>1142196
>posting the shitty old version

>>1142195
I think the song could be used as a meme along with other videos, but the clip you use now sucks

>>1141542
Lol, jesus

>>1141447
For those in need of sauce on song

https://youtu.be/m3zvVGJrTP8

>>1142172
SAUCE!!!!!!!!!

>>1142233
LOST

Does anyone has the webm where the guy runs into the room, sees an animal watching anime of some kind, holds out his gun, points at it and yells "BAD DOG!"

>>1142229
Of you're talking about the song its called Giorgio By Moroder by Daft Punk from the album Random Access Memories

>>1142263
whats the name of this show?

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>>1142263

>>1141532
Lost... These are fucking hilarious, is there more of these "gaming" soundboards?

>>1141497
didn't lose that hard in months, with tears and all

>>1141473
lol'd a llil

>>1142169
This is pretty great.

>>1142163

i think pumped up kicks would really make this better

>>1141548
The Deja Vu version is better. The music doesn't event follow the guy on this one.

>>1142176

yo, this webm would be better if it had pumped up kicks playing. im just sayin

>>1142157
I'd rather look at banana pics than watch these retarded vids.

>>1142268
Congratulations! You are the billionth faggot to post this webm!

>>1142271
Maybe you should look for yourself before asking for sauce.

>>1142349

letterkenny

>>1142507
At least he isn't spamming pumped up kicks

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>>1142381
Would somebody please explain this meme? It's new and fresh to me.

>>1141542
The black dude is fuckin' nailing it. Looks like he's soaring and shit. White guys needs training.

>>1141442
kek

>>1142169
These are comedians doing a skit.

>>1142507
Could've been a banana gif, nigger.

unfunny thread

>>1141987
what are some more examples of this meme?

>>1141505
>magazine goes right in
Triggered my 'tism

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>>1142563

>>1142548
Someone explain this fucking meme to me.

>>1142567
I don't know what it is but I like it.

>>1142530
kid is dressed like a school shoter and the song in background is about school shoting

fuck this pumped up kicks meme is making this ylyl thread into a ygyl

>>1141542
I want to live in that world

>>1142591
This needs that one song that people put on drifting.

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>>1142577
Oh... Well I'm not sure what I was expecting, but for some reason I feel disappointed.

>>1142157
>>1142171
>>1142175
>>1142179
>>1142180
>>1142186
Samefagging so hard.

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this is the worst thread i've ever fucking seen on 4chan

>>1141489
Oh man I died when I first saw that

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>>1142614
Well then, let's work on improving it.

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>>1142619

>>1141453
that file name hahahahahaha

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>>1142621

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>>1142621
This should work...

>>1142149
fuck you i lold

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>>1142634
Hey now this is WORK SAFE gifs

>>1141446
dat parry

>>1142637
I forgot for like a second, so imagine my face when I realized my mistake.

>>1141463
the. cringiest. thing. on. 4chan.

>>1141987
What song is this?

>>1142568
>>1142571
>>1142577
>>1142585

Is the joke that it is not funny at all? This is pretty meta you guys, I don't think I can handle forced memery.

>>1142043
song

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>>1142640
Why would you delete it? I was just joking

>>1142077
Sauce on this song?

>>1142176
what song is this?

>>1142182
song?

>>1141495
fucking stupid

>>1142195
could someone tell me what song this is?

>>1142662
why are you replying to every post?

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>>1142659
Well I fucking love it. At least be nice and contribute to the thread I you are going to complain.

congrats on explaining the joke

>>1142381
What song?

>>1142548
could someone sauce me on the song?

>>1142672
why don't you google the lyrics?

>>1142662
I need sauce on the song.

>>1142675
"call the other kids with the bumped up lips" doesn't give me anything.

>>1142682
all the other kids with the pumped up kicks

>>1142568
I think it's just 2nd wave banana summer faggots thinking that they're clever.

>>1141446
He could've pierced the shit out of the bat guy with that stick, Alexander is clearly disappointed.

>>1141433
>Preferably with Audio
At least you're learning from your fuck-ups

>>1142678
Just took me like 2 min to search

"Pumped up kids shooting song"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UndRkZ2ukYE

First result

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>>1142132
correct version

>>1141527
>>1141532
that's so fucking funny, i lost here

>>1142639
Oh god seriously the parry had me cracking up the most.

>>1142757
>webm's without sound lol
>so fucking old school

>>1142396
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnpOHIHah5FeO52v-xgH_2A
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7vnNBIll_iWj31Yx55Ko2A
have fun

>>1142263
DUDE, DEADPAN LMAO
Is that gimmick the only quality of that show, whatever it is?

>>1142644
It's a postmetaironic critique of the meme culture. It combines the repetitivness and lack of imagination of John Cena memes with being unfunny. It's perfect.

>>1142775
still better than TBC

>>1141527
>that beeping is you being traced

>>1141505
>>1142043
>>1141987
>>1142077
Amazing.
Honestly the best these threads has seen in a while. It's a nice break from all of the cancerous reposts that were never really funny in the first place.

>>1142818
I really like those posts too it feels meta towards the whole recycling of ylyl cancer

>>1142182
Needs John Cena and Initial D, maybe end in Allah Akbar.

>>1142775
name of song?

>>1142166
How about no. Its already overused and its new.

>>1142799
Chockle

>>1142149

Why is /wsg/ the most reddit infested place on this website.

>>1142669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ

>>1142177
At first I thought she was that hot lady from Food Network.

>>1142643
pumped up kicks remix?

>>1142848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR-s4ReIxJo

>>1142075
i get it
it aint makin me laugh, but i get it

>>1142980
>>1142980
le original comment man
at least make an original comment

>>1142982
of all the flavors to be
you choose salty

>>1142986
another lame unoriginal comment

>>1142987
are you winning, son?

>>1142988
you bet your mum's cunt i am lad

>>1142989
wewlad
sick burn, get me the aloe lotion

>>1142196
>0:43
I lost it when it transitioned to make it sound like the song is playing in the car. I don't even know why, I guess I just wasn't expecting it. Fucking bullshit.

>>1142169
Been looking for this forever,anybody got a youtube link?
There are a few different translations,very similar tho.

>>1141444
check'd

>>1142263
Dat filename

>>1141527
This is one of the few soundboard prank calls I've heard in a while that was actually good.

>Not a black gun shop
What a faggot ass fudd.

>>1141542
>/fit/ in a nutshell

>>1142507
>implying it hasn't been the same autismo this entire time

>>1142637
what song is this?

>>1142818
Absolutely. I haven't come across such a new crop of funny shit since the old webm threads on cripplechan's b.

>>1141505
this one was pretty good

>>1141526
song name?

>>1142271
Is from a moive called "the core"

>>1142206
JEWISH OR JERSEY SHORE

>>1143058
smells like teen spirit

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>>1141444
Here you may save it :^)

>>1141453
Nice tackle. He really came out of nowhere on that nigger.

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All these memes are bad. Heres some of mine

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Another dank meme

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And another

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:p

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Not all of them are funny imo

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cheeky

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old but gold

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lel

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have more but these are the only decent ones

>>1141468
Then the ref shouldn't touch the players, unless the specific task requires it.

>>1142207
HORY SHET!

>>1142783
yeah lets "make fun" of shit memes by making more shit memes.
Gtfo you fucking summerfag

>>1141475
>live in house with 2 black people
>have volume decent way up
>play this
>don't know whats going to happen
>NIGGERS

welp

Anyone got the one where the girl's crying and the audio syncs with a car engine? Cracks me up

>>1142612
This
Its the most blatant forcing of a piece of shit I have ever seen.

>>1141471
They killed 2000 of us, we killed 1.2 million of them and gave their country to ISIS.

>>1143097
google the lyrics you fucking retard

>>1142132
I prefer the version where the quality increases when it switches to webm

This thread is Poe's Law through and through.

I admit that I drunkenly was leading the pumped up kicks guy on last night, but looking back at my posts he literally didnt realize I was making fun of him to his face.

I feel kind of bad now.

>>1141482
I fucking love this movie.

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>>1142072
>murder an innocent person over road rage faggotry.
>your life is forever ruined.
>person you murdered family never forgives you, his sons and brothers want you dead for taking their fathers life over a stupid traffic fight


yeah guns should totally be legal, you are right, faggot

>>1143249
When you carry a gun on an everyday basis, it makes you think differently.

You dont carry a gun hoping to use it, you carry hoping not to use it.
Its not the wild west, you dont go around shooting people for fun.

There are many times where in the past I would have honked at someone, of flipped them off and yelled at them.
The simple fact that I had a legal and loaded gun next to me I let them go and fuck off about their day.

My life, and the prospect of going to prison because an idiot cut me off makes you think and act differently.

I would assume the majority of legal CCWs think this way, its pounded into your head when you are getting your license.

>>1141542
the white guy ruins the whole thing, he's not even doing it right

>>1143191
What's wrong with Japanese kids?

>>1141463
You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>1141532

>Ill mark it on your map

almost lost

>>1141518
((echos))

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OC, just made

>>1142627
lost, was not prepared for that at all lmao

>>1141982
>getting this mad about bait

>>1141542
Oh god, I'm in tears.

>>1143178
Thanks doc.

>>1143303
>Get a laugh out of random youtube video
>Cut out a snippet
>"OC"

>>1143328
>Random youtube video
Nigga dats Sharkboy and Lavagril

Requesting that blonde YouTube girl that's reading comments about how her fans don't want to fuck her because shes not a trap and then she finds one where the guy doesn't mind so she says "omg thank you so much, its nice to be appreciated"

>>1143334
Its about as good as your Pumped Up Kicks webms

Keep trying, eventually youll find something funny. Though I would stay away from shows pandering to 12 year olds.

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Will commence dumpage
1/?

>>1143340
>shows
>sharkboy and lavagirl is a movie

please have sex...

>>1143340
I haven't posted anything yet

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>>1142203
Haha that I can see your pens at the end. Classic

>>1143344
>semantics
>literally sourcing his material from a show made for preteens

Your red herring wont change anything

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>>1143352
>>1143334
>sharkboy and lavagirl
>responding to obvious bait.

Whew lads sure is summer in here

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>>1143223
song?

>>1142072
Says Texas on the truck ad. Most likely in the midwest.

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>>1142907
It's due to the word "safe. An easily alluring starting point for newcomers.

>>1143249
>maybe the guy has a gun, flipping my shit over traffic might not be so important
>okay, he just flashed that he has a gun, time to just tell him he's an asshole and get in my car
>oh shit, this guy is clearly stronger than I am and the bat is going to cause some serious harm, time to draw my gun on him and tell him to back off
>looks like things aren't improving, he could be unstable, this could be life threatening, time to try to fire a shot in a non-leathal area.

Gun ownership and using it as a defense doesn't mean death.

>>1143274
They all do it differently, you autistic.

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>>1142075
I wonder if it's possible to quantify the effect posting this has on high school students

>>1143369
You never shoot people in "non-lethal" areas
You dont brandish a weapon to scare people off
You also dont leave your car to escalate the issue
This means if the asshole with a bat dents your door, you drive off if you can

You know just as little as
>>1143249
does about a real life situation.

>>1143370
There's a difference between "doing things different" and having no control over your upper arms and flailing them all over the place

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>>1143376
Please justify your reasoning. If I need to incapacitate someone with a firearm, I'm not going to aim for their head or their upper torso.

If intimidation is reasonable, there's no reason it shouldn't be used to circumvent violence.

Not all issues take place like that did.

>someone fucks up your property so you should run away instead of confronting them
k

All your solutions seem to be practical ways to run away from issues without dealing with them, which isn't always an option.

>>1143387
How about YOU justify your reasoning?

> If I need to incapacitate someone with a firearm, I'm not going to aim for their head or their upper torso.
When a shooting happens, its literally muscle memory and it happens in about 20 seconds or less. Fight or flight mode.
You dont consciously do anything, you cant "aim"
You use your training to "stop" them. You train to shoot the biggest target, their chest, and it will most likely kill them.

Intimidation is NEVER reasonable. Its a fucking felony to brandish a firearm. You pull a gun on a guy during an argument, you WILL be arrested for it regardless if you legal or not you retard.

When you carry a gun, its literally a life or death situation when it comes out.
You have an obligation to keep yourself safe (and out of jail)
This means you lose every single argument, you will sometimes have to let people roll over you when it isnt right.

Its the choice you made when you decided to carry a gun.

You clearly know nothing.
Going to jail and becoming a felon because a dude dented your car? Come on

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>>1143397
PROMOTIONS!

>>1143416
You wouldnt see this joke on SNL nowadays.

>>1141505
sauce

>>1143366
>goes to pull out card
kek

>>1141993
It's big brother using psychological warfare to get kids on wsg shoot up schools

>>1141547
hehe, that fits nicely

>>1143425
The clip makes him look like a bully, not a school shooter. So what the maker of the webm was going for doesnt pan out