Rekt Remix Thread

>>1135749
>the ice bucket challenge with a front loader of water
cringe every time I see that neck snap back like a fucking Pez dispenser.

>>1135757
Song?

>>1135752
What the hell game is that song from?

>>1142849
super mario land

>>1142896
muda kingdom theme to be precise

>>1135761
>>1135752
>>1135749
>>1135743
Tenemos un español por aqui eh

>>1142845
It's O-zone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsLC08eQkj0

>>1142952
Y encima con shit taste para los nombres de sus archivos.
0/10 No los guardaba.

>>1135739
Song?

>>1135761
white-people.webm

Does anyone happen to have the one of the kid throwing a 2-liter down, and it goes to Gwen Stefani?

>>1135752
:D

>>1135749
Kills me every time.

>>1135749
>>1135749


This needs to be an entire video montage instead of like a 30s clip. It's so fucking satisfying

>>1142845
Song is by Lorna Shore

>>1142845
numa numa song

>>1135754
Song is Гoгoл Бopдeлo - It's My Life

>>1146073
Lorna Shore Life of Fear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP1U3LdNZ3E

>>1135752
Damn this brings so many happy memories

>>1148723
where is the sound ?

>>1147637
Shit nah Europeans man, weird fuckers.

>>1146046
>con shit taste
No combines los idiomas.

>>1160619

>>1135752
I've seen some shit in my time, but this is some cute shit.

>>1147637
Respect our culture shitlord.

>>1147637
>white

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Remix this please.

It's a guy dropping from a helicopter to tackle another guy.

>>1161226
so fucking boring and hardly a rekt at all ... not worth a remix man ... find something better

>>1161226
Wait, that nigga in the helmet dropped out of the helicopter!? How do you know!?

>>1160619
Song?

>>1160619
>theinstitute.webm

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>>1135736

>>1147637
nigger.comment

>>1162989
I have a couple metal yoyos and my kids won't touch it thanks to this webm

>>1135736
What's the original song in the OP?

>>1160619
Song please mafucka

>>1164386
safri duo - played a live

>>1162989
Did he died?

>>1161226
Most likely a motorcycle cop.

>>1161625
>>1165297
Not the original guy, but this chase made the news down in Houston where it happened and they confirmed it was the helo cop. Helicopter was low enough to jump out or land long enough for him to bail. You can tell because when he squares up and starts going at the gut he throws his crew headset off.

Also why the fuck would you think a motorcycle cop would go out into a fucking overgrown field where even a police SUV was having a hard time getting to?

>>1135749
what's the woman who blew up is she died/

>>1165587
she was a reporter doing a story on some motorbike event
iirc she was meant to jump off at the last second, but the motorcyclist was early which confused the pyrotechnics dude

she survived

video with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21A7-1SFRtQ

>>1166842
Fuuuuck I've bean looking for this in webm form for literally a hundred years unedited. You got it?

>>1166842
what is this autism?

>>1160619
Fred Ventura - Wind of Change

>>1160619
OK can anyone tell me if you could survive a nuclear blast by diving underwater? I can hold my breath for two minutes so if I dived right before it detonated and swam down a few meters could I survive?

>>1171676
chances are the water your in would be vaporized in seconds from the heat

This thread put me in a good mood. Good work guys.

>>1152924
beautiful

>>1163468
aw, did you get triggered?

>>1171676
It might save you from some of the flash, but the radiation would nail you.

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Hey Skip!!!

>>1147637
Nothing meaningful to say.

>>1166846
I only got it as a flash file.

>>1173061
Niles?

I have 1373 webms in my webm folder.
I know it's in there.
My search starts now.

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>>1166842
>>1166846
The mememaster doesn't disappoint.

>>1152924
stop spreading lies its Ceлo i Люди - It's My Life

>>1171676
if you are in blast zone no you would be fucked by these 3 wonderful things; heat,concussive force, and rads. First the heat would make the water boil you, but if you survived that the concussive force would rupture any organs that have air pockets and/or did not match the waters density, and last but not least the rads would start to kill your cells or mutate them which would cause your body to attack themselves and would cause you to die without fail so sorry kiddo jumping into water would do you dick for shit

>>1147637
ya it's awesome we have the freedom to do that instead of being shot by police. this is the life.

>>1160619
>/pol/ happenings

>>1135761
Do I detect a slight hint of Horst Wessel?

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No remix, but have some rek.

>>1164364
That gives a reason why you should let them use it.

>>1165321
>not getting the reference

>>1174243
>Radical Muslim

>>1160928
That guy is austrian.

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Does This Count?

>>1181202
forgot original song name
Medasin - Gold

Where is nirvana?

>>1181202
Simply divine.

>>1175551
he saw a pokemon in the parking lot

>>1154997
>Europeans
Didn't white people settle in Europe?

>>1150775
>fucking radio edit.
jesus christ.

>>1174787
Bunkerbro on /diy/

>>1175472
kek, did he died?

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>>1150775
>the censored version
why why why

>>1148723
how /mischief/

>>1187448
yeah, eternal bleeding. Pretty sad, he had a wife and kids.

>>1175551
Dude needed to get his Squirtle.

>>1191112
Saw that coming a mile away.

>>1191112
2spokieeee

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I love this thread!

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Miami Vice was one of the best shows ever.

>>1191197
not thaaat bad. If you pop the door off the hinges you can reset it in front of the toilet. It's still a ridiculously small bathroom though.

>>1191208
That's what you get for sleeping in the handicapped bathroom. What if someone in a wheelchair needed to use it?

>>1166842
You won the Internet anon. Well, almost.

>>1172523
>not called TakeOnGenderEquality.webm
I am so disapointed right now...

>>1191134

>eternal bleeding

Man, that's some nasty shit.

>>1135752
This is so cute but I was really scared that it would end up getting clubbed.

>>1173264
Haha, I remember this shit would always happen when I played with my older brother but I never squealed.

>>1191206
Translation please?

>>1142845
Darude - Sandstorm

>>1191181
sauce on show?

>>1191208
What the fuck did that guy throw at him?

>>1191112
first time i got jumpscared since 8years

congratulations

>>1191860
Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai

>>1153931
GAL?

>>1135749
name of song?

>>1191870
trash bin

>>1191185
lmaoo

>>1135736
Fuuuck, that's a hell of a double whammie. Did he died?

>>1135752
I went to Job Corp with the creator of that video, Joey classic/klassic was the YouTube. Small world haha

>>1191171
source on the song?

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>>1191211

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>>1191167

>>1192204
Annie OST(2014) - It's A Hard-Knock Life

>>1193064
Michael Gray - The Weekend

>>1191112
... too nice of teeth for psycho.

>>1192204
Just search the fucking lyrics you dumb fucking idiot god you are retarded

>>1191174
source on song?

>>1191212
Yeah but he just installed a toilet and probably the door too that day.
Resetting a door to open out, for someone who's not a professional carpenter with a practiced method - is a royal pain in the fucking ass.

>>1191219
This is awesome

>>1191208
This could make a great beat

>>1168033
This is one of the best I've ever seen

>>1193357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIXdNdGlqaw

here you go familia

>>1191178
Gonna have to know the song on that one.

>>1189088
Could someone try this with the sting remix of Boombastic?

>>1189088
this is so perfect

>>1135743
song is new order - blue monday if anyone asks

>>1160619
can we get the guy dancing on it's own?

>>1191215
This was fucking gold.

>>1191219
My gas tank and tank straps are rusted to complete shit, I imagine this happening to me one day

>>1193581
boomfunk mc - Freestlyer

>>1171676
Look bro, the real answer is that diving into water during a nuclear blast would cause your human cells to mutate & you would turn into Aquaman. That's similar to what happened to all those soldiers and people at Chernobyl, who walked into that big reactor when it blew up. Sure, some got fucked up, but a lot of them just got special human powers.

>>1175551
Yeh, and the insurance company is gonna believe THAT! Right mate.

>>1191765
im here my cousin is doing something else. and im happy because i own a taser. [buzz] When some one comes [buzz] on you because im [buzz] on you. like [buzz] all on you person what are you saying. you dont know my occupation person. i dont even need to own a gun all i need to do is [buzz]. have foiling your self [buzz] x2. i wil mow shock this can. [buzz]x3 ohh now im going to shock this [buzZz] (then the female begins to laugh)

>>1175551
I know that feel, that happened al the time in GTA SA near the mountains...guess it wasn't so unrealistic after all

>>1191112
kankerjood

>>1191197
jesus, took me 4 times to realise they're not talking german

>>1191183
Sounds like one of those goats.

>>1193184
best thing ive ever seen by far

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>>1191211
not my oc

>>1172513
Water is actually really good at stopping radiation. One foot of water is enough to render a spent fuel rod safe.

Wouldn't do shit for the heat and shockwave though.

>>1191215
story?

>>1191197
All I can understand is "toilet", "plan" and "will you close that door for me"

How is this english?

>>1161733
Branimir Đokić i Zoran Rakočević

>>1191219
Holy shit, feels like isis bombed my sides

>>1191112

Knew it was coming and girl is cute.

>>1196598
fuckin dying

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>>1198381

>>1191181
>not naming it "the future of feminism.webm"

>>1198382
>not naming it "baiting anons.webm"

>>1191134
Hey chad

>>1175551
Nerve gas

>>1166842
hahaaa epic

>>1181202
deepthroat.webm

>>1193035
nobody gives a shit

>>1198752
nice one

gg

>>1181202

>that guy doing the bog rip

kills me irrytime.

>>1191206
>>1191765
African experiencing electricity.

>>1142845
For Funky Fish

>>1175551
Whenever I see this I just see a guy gloating about his new car and pointing out to it being like "your damn right it's nice, nicer than most pieces of shi.."

>>1135757
This one gets me every time.

>>1165297
Houstonian here, I saw it on the news, it was a chopper crewman.

>>1191183
Rincewind?

>>1191197
>>1191212
If you're going to have a small toilet like that, you want to have the door opening outwards, or opening to the oposite side of the door.
To that effect, he'll have to remove the door and put it on the other side of the frame.

>>1191215
>I FUCK MAN ASS
kills me every fucking time

>>1191188
The fraps.com got me

>>1198752
10/10 filename

>>1135761
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>1135754
/pol/ invades /a/

>>1174243
What's the song?

>>1181202
>I post this
>Everyone just complains about 'not funny' or 'muh chicken rights'
>you post it
>everyone likes it
>don't even have the song name in the filename
i came here to laugh, damn it.

>>1160613
que te calles

>>1191219
oh god fire, i better use the windshield wipers!

>>1205101
Caught me off guard I'm fucking dying

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>>1135754
For anyone that may want it, I somewhat fixed the loop a bit because the random 'it's my life' at the end was bugging me.

>>1205140
You also shot the quality.

>>1198382
Symbiotic relationships like these are so cool.

Imagine if you went to a salad bar and while you were leaning over it closed in trapping your head.

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>>1205223
>Symbiotic

>>1191215
>i came in here to be alone
this always triggers me

>>1196814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYHTr2Z82Ao

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Does anyone have this in webm format with the trap beat?

>>1191197
he got so red so fast
im crying

>>1182969
technically we're all from the same place. he's just making a less general generalization than you.

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>>1207771
This one?

>>1168033
This has already been posted faggot

>>1171676
Your lungs will explode when shockwave hits the water.

>>1172523
Finally one I haven't seen before

>>1205190
Makes it look more authentic.

>>1204773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1_UkIX-4Jw

>>1191204
underated post

>>1171676
a nuclear fireball is hotter than the core of the sun. you wouldn't even burn to death, you would simply vaporize, along with the water.

>>1205109
epic

>>1208168
incorrect, at most it is as hot

>>1175551
>the guy walking to his car in the left gets hit by debrit

>>1191215
This is pure gold, I have not laughed this much in years

>>1208707
Just search "Ventrilo harassment" on YouTube.

>>1175472
what did he even try to achieve

>>1135736
Why is there a microwave in the bathroom?

>>1208842
That's a window.

>>1205466
He was being sarcastic, you dip. There are certain prey animals that eat off predators, feeding the prey and cleaning the predator counterpart.

>>1198960
Does anyone have the sauce on that?

>>1198381
this is perfect for an RKO!

>>1209180
jollyolly nigga

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>>1160619
Gave me a smile through the whole thing.

>>1173264
Thanks lady.

>>1196868
>haha I can't understand anything guise! I'm a fucking moron :^)

Why is everyone so proud to be a deaf faggot?

>>1205102
Who numbers their stairs?

>>1164364

>I have kids.


And you think owning a metal yo-yo was the irresponsible thing you did?

>>1208030
this could be looped pretty good

>>1191206
nigs gon' nig

>>1205097
This one is great

>>1210328
How do you know he was irresponsible by having kids?
Or are you one of those faggots who just on principle don't want (white/first world) people to breed at all?

>>1210321
jee i don't know maybe the guys who are studying where a robot can fucking go you retarded piece of shit if you ever post in my threads again i swear to god i am going to fucking hack your dog

>>1210845

This reply made my fucking day thanks anon

>>1208842
is this just a copy pasta

>>1208883
>dip
What are you 5 you fucking chug?

>>1211064
Shut up before I tell my mom on you you fucking spaz

>>1205468
I KNOW RIGHT! just exit team speak ffs

>>1191178
ohhh no anon thats fucked but my sides are killing me

>>1191206
#blacklivesmatter

>>1204773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2TUN7ijqqk

>>1181202
I always lose it when that guy screams

>>1191171
Weekend inside joke

>>1204780
don't worry anon I find the shotgun chicken part the best.

Looked for it but can't find it, does anyone have the webm of the truck attack in Nice while 'Convoy' is playing over it?

>>1210682

not that kid but i personally dont want anyone to breed
>vote meteor 2016

>>1209180
CustomGrow420 on the YouTubes.
I'm pretty sure that's his Lungbuster video. Buddy is a fuckin raw burnout, but I love him. Lol

>>1160619

> the computer doesn't have /pol/ open

>>1189046

I wanted to see the dog get shot by a shotgun

>>1191211
https://youtu.be/r4eyohdSQTc

>>1204674
Story?

>>1191188
this one never get's old

>>1198752
I fucking died I love this

>>1212686
edgelord

>>1135752
i used to watch this in middle school if i was having a bad day. Thanks for cheering me up anon :)

>>1148723
MODS PLEASE

>>1215179
This sounds so familiar but I can't place it. It's not from Banjo-Tooie or something right?

>>1215668
it's the Kirby's Dreamland tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e8F7reZB7s

>>1210308
Ah ken, reit? Why cannae those fuckers kin simple Anglis!

>>1198929
Well aren't you just a big ol' poopypants

>>1191164
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TOP FUCKING KEK
sauce plz

>>1212839
Motorcycles get run over by a tram.
The fuck's it look like?

>>1193035
Any idea why he deleted all of his youtube stuff?

>>1161777
hahaha

>>1191211
>fat chick waterslide
she doesn't look fat at all tho

>>1198381
>>1209696
Here's your Rko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxHIP2YH5TE

Supar Bump

>>1219343
Thanks

>>1205097
i love that opera nice touch on the anvil chorus BRAVO!

>>1173264
'cuse me, mr. mememaster, sir? Do you have the webm of a guy getting rekt in dark souls to the tune of "x gon give it to ya"

>>1210845
holy fuck im dying

>>1215668
Gourmet Race from Kirby

>>1191215
There is no greater vocal dissonance on Earth.

>>1208230
Oh shit, he could have! I can't quite tell, it's a bit blurry but it was at least close.

The nigga dead if so.

>>1196598
10/10

>>1210845
kek this post made me laugh harder than any webums ITT

>>1171676
https://youtu.be/aMYYEsKvHvk?t=145

Na, nigga. You be ded

>>1204977
eres un pringao

>>1210308
>being this mad that your unintelligible accent sounds like verbal diarrhea

Even you couldn't transcribe every word in that video, I'm willing to bet.

>>1191197
someone explain please?

>>1226045
He can't close the door.

>>1194587
ive been searching for this tune for 17 years.

thank you all.

>>1193184
that was shit

>>1191171
I like how it looks like his hair is pulsing.

>>1198382
>didn't even drop the jaw like they normally do
Hilarious.

>>1226041

Get out, Jamal

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>>1187182
>>1189088
fixed

>>1208137
Makes it look like a bad quality webm

>>1191765
"Oooga booga me got tazur"

>>1191215
>Can you...please leave?
>NO
>Well that went well. At least he's talking now.
>NO
>Fffuuuuck

Every time

>>1147637
>how to trigger 4chan

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>>1147637

>>1204674
Songs names?

>>1171676
Terrible idea, water is hardly compressible compared to air so you will feel the full force of the shockwave and die

>>1191206
How does this thing survive?

>>1210845
>>1210896
>>1224840
>>1225944
all me

>>1231085
BULLSHIT because that last quote was me and not you.

Fucking lying piece of shit.

>>1219002
She does look like a fat cunt

>>1196598
lost

>>1146046
pinches nombres para post de facebook

>>1191206
he dindu nuffin

>>1230770
2cond one is sabaton-primo victoria