Interesting or cool food related webms Pls /ck/ stay away and

>>1125661
Why do Japanese chefs have such superior dexterity compared to other chefs? You watch an American cooking show and it's some tubby guy manhandling a log of pork.

>>1125668
Racial modifier:
+2 DEX
-2 CON

>>1125668
Loads, loads and loads of experience. The guy you see in the .webm most likely has been doing omurices for at least over 10 years.

Same thing when you get some okonomiyaki.

>>1125668
They put more value on that showmanship in there where as in western nations cooking and being chef is serious business with no fun allowed.

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>>1125762
Fuck me I don't even like honey that much but that's one of the greatest things I've ever seen...
More honey gifs pls this is all I have

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>>1125765
Holy shit
Why
It's gonna look like shit in 2 minutes

>>1126001
+2 CON
-10 INT

>>1125996
proper cubes for a glass of single malt japanese whiskey. You want one big cube so it doesnt melt and get all watery.

>>1125996
In addition to >>1126179
the smoother the cube the slow it melts due to less surface area exposed to outside air.

>>1125762
sexiest thing I've seen all month

>>1125762
honeycomb is like natures chewing gum.

i fucking love beeswax soaked in honey.

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Posting
Omurice

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>>1126290
posting
speedy tempura

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>>1126292
posting
meat. good ol meat

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>>1126294
posting
porn. just plain porn at this point

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>>1126297
and lastly
posting
whatever the fuck the opposite of porn is

>>1126292

This was proven fake multiple times, why does it keep getting posted?

>>1126302
who cares its food related

>>1126297

Were you the autistic that came up with the title?

>>1126307
no but i am autistic enough to do it. the work was already done for me

>>1126294
how much would a meal like this cost in the USA?
just curious

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/ck/ here, we hate Jack too. It's a bunch of dedicated shitposters forcing him as a meme

>>1125761
FYI, this is raclette, a Swiss dish. The way of melting the cheese on a cut wheel is the "show-off" way, when you eat it at home with family you usually use a raclette oven and pre-sliced cheese.

It's pretty good.

>>1126328

>eat all the eggs

>>1125668
bc in american chefs don't cook

>>1126317
Probably $35 plus tip

>>1125668
I get this is a joke but this is so wrong it hurts

>>1126301

>implying that doesn't look amazing.

>>1125765
i really hope he had washed his hand before

>>1126082
HAHAHAH
They should also have a +2 on sneak

>>1126343
>Why are you doing this!? ;__;

>>1126450
It looked perfect when they put the chopped tomatoes on top. Everything else afterwards was pure disgusting and unnecessary.

>>1126294
the outsides burnt. demand a refund.

>>1126487
>burnt
you're a fucking retard

>>1126487
That shit looks delicious as fuck, dude.

>>1126487
moron detected.

>>1126294
Where is this from anyhow?

>>1125765
filename made me cake

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>>1126290
I made one the other day
Looks like the same place I think

>>1126472
he's not indian you know

>>1126317
Honestly?
Probably between $30-$40

>>1125765
>90% ice
>8% liquor
>2% extra water from the ice

>>1125761
Want some food with your cheese?

>>1126290
>>1126731
That doesn't even resemble omurice.

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>>1126302
Reposts?

On /wsg/?

Well I never

>>1126773
idk what your definition of omurice is but thats definitely omurice

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>>1126783
>The dish typically consists of chikin raisu (chicken rice: rice pan-fried with ketchup and chicken) wrapped in a thin sheet of fried egg. The ingredients flavoring the rice vary. Often, the rice is fried with various meats (but typically chicken) and/or vegetables, and can be flavored with beef stock, ketchup, demi-glace, white sauce or simply salt and pepper. Sometimes, rice is replaced with fried noodles (yakisoba) to make omusoba. A variant in Okinawa is omutako, consisting of an omelet over taco rice. Fried hotdog and Spam are also two popular meats to include in the dish.

>>1126197
>>1126179
That's not the reason you idiot.
If surface area was the reason he would just use ice balls.
It's purely for show.

>>1126302
>proven fake
lol, you need someone to prove to you that you can't throw a shrimp through a fireball and have it be perfectly cooked?

>>1126787
so how is that not omurice? only thing different is that definiton says the rice is wrapped in the omelette rather than the omelette being on top

>>1126626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0wPL1vZNZU

>>1126815
>I can't cook to save my life
>it's fine, I'll just take this shitty cheap meat and soak it in sauce so nobody notices

>>1126559
that shit causes cancer yo.

>>1126731
thats salmonella

>>1126894
it's the fucking pepper rub you unbelievable retard

>>1126899
you do realise you can eat eggs raw as long as they're fresh, right?
like, a lot of recipes use them raw. Like Tiramisu. Put them in water, if they sink they're good, if they float they're bad.
Read a book sometime

>>1126894
>what is the spice rub
This place is more retarded than /v/ sometimes

>>1126940
but do you use washed or unwashed eggs, one is retarded, clue : Americans wash their eggs

>>1126301
>>1126450
The corn husk in the middle is where even the fantasy dies. Anyone who's ever dealt with those in any way, shape or form to any extent knows they're inedible, meaning you'd have to be digging it out of the center of that thing.

>>1126775
>Mac & Cheese.webm
>no mac
>no cheese

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>>1127036
>cheddar
>mozzarella
>cooked macaroni

>>1125959
>as in western nations cooking and being chef is serious business with no fun allowed.

Right, because working for decades just to be able to *be in charge of making rice*, is just an indicator of not being serious about work. Japanese work ethic makes all our 'professionalism' and work ethic look like garbage.

>>1127033
This.

I would order this at the county fair sans corn husk.

>>1126328
What the fuck is going on here

>>1127473
she has to eat the eggs

>>1125776
You forgot they get +2 INT and -2 STR, as well.

>>1125765
JUST PUT IT IN A FUCKING GLASS, TOSHIRO! JESUS CHRIST!

>>1126357
>>1126746
Dunno where the fuck you all live in America, but that'd be at least like $60 where I live.
Jelly.

>>1126787

how autistic are you lad

>>1125765
that expression at the end where he realizes he wasted his life

>>1126940
You're literally fucking retarded.
Even if an egg sinks or floats, that has absolutely nothing to do with whether it has salmonella or not. However, only 1/10000 eggs have salmonella according the CDC. So, yes, statistically you're going be fine eating a raw one.
Raw chicken, on the other hand, is contaminated with salmonella about 3/10. I think that's the reason most people have the misconception that raw eggs aren't okay to eat.

>>1126294
DELETE THIS

>>1127527
the sink or float trick is to determine how fresh the egg is and old eggs have a better chance of having active salmonella so fuck you you're the wrong one
and were not talking about fucking chicken hear nigger were talking about eggs

>>1126290
what is inside the omelette part?

Is it a curry, it isn't uncooked egg is it?

>>1126783
I kinda agree with him. I don't eat eggs, but even I can tell that THAT is not a fucking omelet. It looks like he started cooking it, shoved the slop back up into the chicken, then aborted it for good measure.

It should be solid, cooked eggs. Not a sack of omelet with egg-goo inside.

>wild weeb appeared
Oh I'm sorry, did I hurt your favorite country's honor? Will you duel me to death now?

>>1127653
its partially cooked egg
some people like it that way

>>1127661
and you like your cappuccino extra hot with 3 sugars

>>1125766
I had one of these when I was in China.
They're fucking -everywhere-

You spin a wheel and they make the animal it lands on. Very popular with kids.

>>1127700
probably just taste like caramel right?

>>1127527
oh look, someone is Wikipedia-wise.

Who the fuck is Jack?

>>1127929
incompetent youtuber home cook and the most forced meme since Milhouse.

>>1127944
>>1127947
>>1127949
how is she not fat?

How can she even eat this much
I'm confused

>>1125761
[murica intensifies]

>>1128028
that's not even American you dumbass

>>1125765
>Yeah, I'll just have ice-cold water

>>1128030
IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE

>>1128035
WELL IT WAS A BAD ONE

>>1126290
Those aren't even chopsticks, they're drumsticks

>>1127493
>>1126343
>>1126480
>>1126328
Mah niggas.

>>1127113
>>1127036
The video repeats the first 10 seconds, I was confused at first too.

>>1127960
bulimia

>>1127929

>>1128306
fuck off

>>1128306
fucking lol

>>1125761
out of all the raclette webms, this is the only tasty one, not to much cheese, not too many hard pieces, perfect serving size

>>1128312
>>1128323
Now I wanna know what I missed,

>>1128328
DELET THIS!!

>>1128327
nothing, anon posted a Jack webm and it didnt even last one 2 minutes up

>>1128331
I'm glad janitors are actually getting rid of that cancer at least here.

>>1128310
>dinner with Jeb.webm

>>1128331
But I love Jack
>>1128386
It's like squeezing a balloon, you delete one, and another shows up >>1128328

>>1126840
>American Standard

>>1128054
There's a video where they pass her through various tests to analyze how she can eat so much. Turns out that it's just an abnormal stomach distension that allows her to house a lot of food in her. Not sure how she doesn't get fat. Her shits must be colossal though.

>>1128035
get better jokes you pleb

>>1127526
>that expression where he gets paid a lot of money to do this

>>1128310
this would be some kickass guac

>>1126317
Local Texas barbecue places charge about $16 a pound for just the brisket or ribs.

>>1126348
You're so fucking stupid it gives me a headache

>>1127693
I drink tea.

>>1128318
is this my nigga chef john?

>>1128328
>welcome to homemade tomato sauce
>we will start with canned tomato sauce
this is a joke right

>>1125776
Underrated post.

>>1128428
Must have some fast metabolism. I eat a lot, yet I'm super skinny.
And yes, my dumps get big as fuck.

>>1127960
she probably only eats excessively once also only eats hamburgers. people get fat because they eat excessively daily with drinking soda and fries. You get fat with eating excessively daily, not with eating excessively few times.

>>1126294
Feels bad to be vegetarian man

>>1128609
From Foodwishes.com

>>1126294
colon cancer

>>1131289
and today I'm going to show you how to post on 4chan.

That's right, we're going to make our very own shitpost at home!

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ainsley

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>>1132053

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>>1132063

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>>1132069

>>1126899
Don't be such a pussy.

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>>1132071

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>>1132084

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>>1132095

>>1127661
egg-goo is actually fully cooked (it's a fine line though - as long as it all reaches a certain temperature it's perfectly safe regardless of consistency)

"solid" is overcooked but easy/reliable, and many people are used to it

>>1127944
gosh, I wish that was me

Post jack already

>>1128386
>>1128331
Why the hell cant you post jack?
The snobs on /ck/ shitposted hard till he was essentially banned.

He is literally just an everyman type of cook, and I for one really like him. His videos arent egregious or anything.
Ridiculous such a large and popular youtuber has been banned from 2 boards for no actual reason.

>>1132603
Jack doesn't know a think about cooking, fucks everything up and isn't even aware of it. He's a disgusting human being.

>>1132603
Fuck you, everything he makes is health hazard. Under cooked meat will get him killed one day.

>>1128425
Kek

>>1132643
He undercooked meat ONCE, and even then he said he would just finish cooking eat before he eats it.

>>1132639
He isnt a gourmet chef, but he does typical down home midwest cooking.

>>1132654
>ONCE

Yeah ok buddy, this is just off the top of my head
>Pulled pork
>Bison Burger
>That fucking chicken.

>>1132590

jerk chicken is fab. all those fucking peppers blended together, hnnnngh. That flavor hits you like a truck.

gotta watch this whole recipe someday.

>>1127596
The reason they float is methane gas from bacteria

>>1126301
Omg it just keeps going.

>>1132053
>>1132063
>>1132069
>>1132071
>>1132084
>>1132088
>>1132095
>>1132100
>>1132590
Absolutely delightful.

>>1132654
No. Jack's problem is he barely does any cooking, he just combines already processed ingredients.

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>>1126294
>>1126301
>>1126450
>>1125761
>>1125753
>>1126775
>>1126840
Filthy fat o'mericunts and their junk obesse food.
>>1125765
>>1126292
>>1125766
Stupid weeaboo autism in a nutshell.
>>1126731
>>1126290
Just shit
>>1128318
The only decent webm so far

>>1132793
Neither the cheese nor the takoyaki webms are from Burgerstan. Fuck off dipshit, you don't even know what weeaboo means.

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>>1132802
Burrito-shit or chinese-shit I don't give a fuck. Anyway its all
>fat disgusting shit

>melted cheese
Jesus Christ...

>>1132820
>burrito
Try again.

>>1128328
i refuse to believe this is real

>>1132820
Raclette is Swiss, you gigantic moron.

>>1132802
> taking blatant bait
and/or
> responding to any form of shit-post

>>1125668
There is a few factors. First lots of Japanese restaurants have open kitchens to the diner, this is not just a Japanese thing but these types of kitchens will not attract the tubby guys handling pork. So its simply more common to see this in Japan.

Restaurants have a higher baseline quality, even cheap places will use fresh ingredients/good recipes/skilled techniques, unlike in the west were many cheap places are simply microwaves and students. This is generally due to many restaurants specialising in a certain area therefore needing a higher starting bar.

>>1126899
>>1127527

Americans everyone.

In the developed world we don't worry about salmonella because we actually have a good food culture.

If you notice places that have a respect for ingredients, a respect for themselves, and an actual developed food culture will use raw eggs (see France, Italy and Japan).

>>1128425
well to be fair, american toilets do have to flush at least 56 chicken nugget-turds daily

>>1130831
I was like this untill now
I'm 24 and recently quit smoking
Im gaining pounds man
time to hit the gym before i actually get fat

>>1132053
>>1132063
>>1132069
>>1132071
>>1132084
>>1132088
>>1132095
>>1132100
why do people do this shit? p-pls dont stringpost

>>1131289
>>1128609
Nigga's using the same stock music as Half in the Bag.

>>1126768

no thanks i'm good

>>1132793
you dont even see that these "mericunts" are japanese and making takoyaki? its just dough, octopus,spring onion.

>>1128618
You obviously never made tomato sauce in your life. TOMATO SAUCE _IS_ MADE FROM CANNED TOMATOES SINCE THEY HAVE A STRONGER TASTE EVERYHWERE

>>1132958

but you should start with just canned tomato, not a premade, preprocessed sauce

>>1132820
Steak is trash prove me wrong

>>1128318
Absolutely perfect. I hate it when steaks are sort of 'jelly' red on the inside. That pinkish colour is amazing.

>>1126179
>>1126197

what the fuck is wrong with whiskey stones

>>1126626
judging by the looks, somewhere dutch/germanic

>>1126294
i came

>>1132053
THAT'S what his voice sounds like?

>>1132793
Maybe one day you'll have someone in your life that pays attention to you so you don't have to be an autist on the internet

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>>1132918
>we actually have a good food culture.
>Americans
AHAHAHAHAHA
Just fucking deep fry yourself already.

>>1133070
>Maybe one day you'll have someone in your life that won't pay attention to your weight so you don't have to be an massive fat faggot IRL

>>1133091
How about you read that post again retard.

>>1133094
Who are you quoting?

>>1133096
Do you know what burgers made of? I mean the patty - it made of the cow's hooves for christ sake. Chicken is stuffed with so many chemical shit and breed in conditions were you would die out of dysenteria.
Enjoy your culture and 40 year lifespan

>>1133110
He was implying that burgerstan is not a part of the developed world, dipshit.

>>1125959

This is stupid anon.

You have Asian chefs that took decades learning under another chef.

>>1133032
It's Austin, Texas.

>>1133032
It's La Barbecue in Austin, TX. Some of the best brisket in town. Where did you get the dutch vibe from?

>>1132603
>>1132654
Fuck off Jack, go learn to make Yorkshire Puddings

>>1127473
newfag browse more

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>>1132658
>bison burger

>>1128318

>eating raw meat

>>1134226
are you stupid nigga senpai?

>>1125668
Because this is all... They... Fucking... Do.

>>1125765
This guy is like the fine dining of bartenders, I've heard he makes a fucking killing.

>>1125668
Stupid American reality shows don't count weeb anyone with passion has the ability

>>1134226
Look at the texture, it's the same all the way through. It's cooked, just pink.

>>1125765
Wouldn't it be so much easier to just use a mold...?

>>1128318
Holy fuck I'm hungry now

>>1134197
>raw hamburger
disgusting.

>>1132053
he sounds like the british guy from cutthroat kitchen

>>1132936
why not? stringposting makes it easy to follow and in 4chanX it lets you thread them into an easy progression, not to mention it allows you to hide all of them at once if you aren't interested in it

>>1132053
>>1132063
>>1132069
>>1132071
Whats ainsleys best show? he seems like a joy to watch

>>1132793

>decent webm
>made by an ny chef
>chef john

Believe it or not, most Americans don't eat shit like that regularly.

>>1133030
>whiskey stones
ice is better at chilling your drink than stones

to get the same cooling effect as ice you would have to cool your stones 30 degrees below absolute zero

>>1126332

We have a raclette grill and use the wheel for when we have the big family gettogethers, 10 people or more (though the way we know how to eat and exercise we could probably manage with 8).

My mother on the other hand, who's non-Swiss, was satisfied in America with microwaving French raclette slices onto potatoes. I literally gagged on it.

>>1134725
I bet that's not the only thing you gag on, you pretentious faggot.

>>1127006

That only affects the outside nigga, and it's even detrimental to preservation because it removes the natural wax layer. Those with the layer still on that you get in Europe are can be stored unrefrigerated.

>>1127682
>some people like it that way
No, egg cooked fully solid is the equivalent of a steak cooked well-done, as in, it dries it out and ultimately destroys the flavor. No good chef cooks eggs through if they can help it, with the only exception being extremely thin wrappers and stuff like tamago, and for those you have to be careful as fuck to stop cooking the second it sets.

Fuckers need to learn to eat eggs.


>>1126775
So a cheddar cheese pizza basically. You realize once you add the tomato sauce you lose any presumption of "___ & cheese". Tomato will always dominate over a mild flavor - that's just what it does.

>>1126731
Am i the only one who thinks that looks fucking disgusting?

>>1132053

"Enough fudge for 4 people", yet he drizzles barely 1/3cup total onto the splits at the end. You know he's just spooning it into his mouth after the show's over.

>>1134197
If you cook minced beef/bison anything else but well done, you are fucking retarded.

>>1130831

Also if your body isn't used to a shit-ton of food at once it might not be able to digest it all and instead just passes much of it through unabsorbed.

That or she could do perfectly well eating only tiny amounts two meals a day for a couple days -- I do that after Thanksgiving or an Indian buffet, where I gorge until I can't move.

>>1132936

The fuck you mean "stringpost" you fucking autist

This is nothing new you fucking scrub

>>1134466

The reason he's able to carve it is because it's very dense ice. To do that you need to have a big block and gently vibrate it while freezing to remove all the air. It's the same thing with ice sculptures. It all comes from huge blocks carved down.

If you used a mould the ice itself wouldn't have that clarity and a lot of them would come out broken and would melt in the glass faster.

>>1134197
itsfuckingraw.jpg

>>1125668
He train from child
Also
>american
>cooking
lulz

>>1134756
nope. seems like such a waste of skill

>>1128310

I absolutely adore this. I've watched about 10 times now.

>>1126301
wasn't this an snl skit?

>>1126840
who would shit 56 chicken nuggets anyways

>>1128328
MODS MODS MODS

>>1128310
This would fit on the ASMR thread prefectly

One question /wsg/

Do you like your food with our without vegetables?

I mean hamburgers with tomato, lettuce and stuff, tacos with the same, meat with salad etc. . .

I don't like it and it is ok if other people like it, but I can't comprehend why people like it.

Someone want to explain if it likes it that way?

Sorry for my english

>>1127960
Her body is not accustomed to treat all those calories because she does it very sporadically. She's probably shitting dust afterwards.

>>1134756
In japan, this way of cooking omelette over rice its the perfect and skillful kind of way and its difficult to achieve, perfectly cooked on the outside and raw and golden on the inside. (they love raw egg)

>>1125765
I'm more pissed by the fact that he is doing all of that without gloves and will probably have seriously fucked up hands late in his lafe because of it honestly.

>>1126899
Salmonella gets into eggs from contact with the outside of the shell.

Clean the shell before cracking and there is literally zero risk.

>>1135106
Im half and half
On my burgers I like grilled onions
on my sandwiches I like lettuce, tacos I like lettuce too
Love a good chicken salad too, the weird thing is I'm a total meat lover steak is my favorite food but I don't like meat on my pizzas at all. Hate sausage, hate pepperoni, and usually when chicken is on pizza its dry as fuck
Oh and I fucking hate tomato, fuck tomato
Can't really explain why I or others like a mix of meats and veggies, its just taste I guess

>>1127033
don't you realize it'a a fake advert from SNL?

>>1125765
>molds are for poor people

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>>1134197

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>>1128310
cinematic 15 fps

>>1127519
busted up at this

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>>1135797
>Oh and I fucking hate tomato, fuck tomato

>>1126317

I used to buy a pound of that style beef for lunch and it was like $9. Pretty good but omg was it a heavy meal.

>>1126746
Im from Kentucky and thats like $20 at most

>>1128318
Yeah... a bit of pink is fine. But that is diarrhea pink

>>1134490
If it is bison burger it should be fairly rare, otherwise its tough as nails. You won't get sick from raw bison like you would pork, beef, lamb or chicken

>>1136469
Rare =/= raw

>>1136469
>You won't get sick from raw bison like you would pork, beef, lamb or chicken

This is wrong
All ground meat fall into the same problems, being ground introduces a surface area for bacteria to get into, from the grinder, to the air, to the packaging.

By the time you get the meat to your kitchen, it will be potentially unsafe to eat raw.

You can eat steak very rare safely because the only surface area that has been exposed and can harbor bacteria is the outer areas which get seared.
With ground meat you are encapsulating the harmful bacteria into the middle of the patty where, if rare, not going to be heated to the point of killing them.

Unless you have meat that you butchered yourself, or you know was butchered very recently and was stored correctly, its dangerous.

>>1136460
Its too done for me.

>>1134741
>Fuckers need to learn to eat eggs.

I'm open to the idea, but that texture looks nasty as fuck.

>>1134733

Microwaving anything makes it taste like shit, microwave radiation mutates proteins and ruins flavor.

>>1125761
Anyone have the other webm of this

>>1128328
you have no idea how tight my asshole clenched when she started chopping the onion

>>1126822
>>1126822

You're a stupid little bastard aren't ya?

>>1127344
>>1127344


Japanese Work Ethic & Professionalism is a fucking prime example of how to ruin a fucking nation needlessly.

Hey! You're gonna fucking molest rice for fucking 2 years before I let you start slicing meat!

Why? 'cause I fucking said so you young whipper snapper.

Their "Professionalism & Work Ethic" Is draining their youth of any fucking desire to do anything noteworthy. And their nation is dying because of it.

>>1134935
Check his other stuff too. >>1135087
https://www.youtube.com/user/PESfilm

>>1136335
It's stop motion

>>1128328
> "homemade" tomato sauce
> Metal scraping against metal sound
>That dull knife

>>1125661
>>1126290
>>1126731
I don't even like eggs or omelettes but those look amazing

>>1136460

Why is your diarrhea pink? Go see a doctor man.

>>1136460
Any more cooked than that and the beef is ruined.

>>1134785
Actually bullshit, there are lots of easy and fast ways to make perfect clear ice in home, starting from long boiling to modifying temp of freezing

>>1136538
>Microwaving anything makes it taste like shit, microwave radiation mutates proteins and ruins flavor.
This is the most retarded thing i have ever read anywhere in my life, good god
>mutates proteins
>ruins the flavor

Dude all a microwave does is heat up the water molecules in the food, also in order to mutate cells (protein can't "mutate") have to be alive and replicate, muting in the process

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>>1138722
He would not understand that, you need to explain it to him like to little nigger:

>Every food is made from tinny balls, called molecules.
>When you turn on Microwave, its send some loud beats that make those molecules dance.
>When those molecules dance, they rub against each other and that make heat.
>And thats how Microwave make hot food in it.
>There is no magic in it, just loud fucking beats that make food dance until it burn it self.


Now he should understand.

>>1125762
all the work the bees have done :(

>>1127944
i want a toilet bowl pov video when she shits that out

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>>1125776

>>1125765
I'm sorry, but that shit is just ultimate autism.

>>1132071
Are brits really that daft in the kitchen that they don't know how to make basic shit? No wonder americunts haven't got a clue about cooking since they're your retarded offspring.

>>1126294
what's that sauce he pours on the ribs and shit?

>>1126328
topkek

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>>1138934

>>1128318
>nasty burnt steak you have to saw through
Piggu.

>>1139121
yes

>>1134650
So you have to literally freeze matter?

>>1126328
>In my time memes came in green text stories

>>1125661
>Using the same cloth for holding the pan after cleaning the stove top.
I would get fired for that.

>>1132793
>Complains this much
>Posts literally the worst webm

Fuck you

>>1126317
The entire meal? 40-50 bucks easily, if not more. It's not cheap, unless you live down south and have good bbq spots. All major cities that's not dallas or ATL would cost much more.

>>1125762
DISGUST, but also delight.

>>1128310
OH JEB

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>>1125661
Anyone have any cocktail webm/gifs?
http://a.nigger.cat/ohcbcz.webm

>>1140009

this is so good

>>1133032
>fucking classic southern BBQ
>hurr, I think it's germanic

>>1128328
Fucking hell, is she literally using a butter knife?

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>>1133110
>Do you know what burgers made of? I mean the patty - it made of the cow's hooves for christ sake.

>>1127525
>>1126307
>>1132793
>>1133070
>>1134775
>>1139106

Shut up you miserable faggot.

>>1140806
Autist spotted.

>>1139961
even worse: any temperature below absolute zero (absolute negative temperature) is HOTTER than any possitive temperature. It's kinda weird but search it on numberphile

>>1140830
>>1134650

There's literally nothing below absolute zero. Most scientists believe you cannot reach absolute zero at all. As in, the universal laws of physics will not allow absolute zero; it's
just like universal laws of physics will not allow traveling faster than light.

>>1140830
The absolute zero is when the particles lose all their thermal motion. Going below the absolute zero would mean that the particles would have to move slower than completely immobile particles, which doesn't make any sense at all.

>>1126280
or maybe gum is like natures chewing gum??

>>1126731
looks like homer simpsons nut sack

>>1127960
How is she alive?