Bird thread?

>>1118057
What's the bird singing? I could swear to have heard it before.

>>1118298
Chocobo Theme from FF

>>1118301
Well fuck me, time to dust my ps1. Thanks.

>>1117931
R2-D2.

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>>1117829

>>1119308
I could watch this forever.

>>1119301
Those are maritacas by the way if anyone's curious. Adorable little birds.

>>1119312
PEENT

>>1120977
goddamnit man

I never knew birds were so amazing.

>>1120977
always gets me

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My birb, sorry if the quality is low, I'm not very good at webms

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>>1119129

>>1117829
hajimemashite?

>>1119248
Fucking lmao

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How can there be a bird thread without Eric?

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>>1121152
>AH!
>EH!

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

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>>1121157

hi tom
its izi
i luv birds
hehe

>>1121155
That lady is fucking stupid. Arguing with an animal that doesn't understand what it's saying.

>>1119071
Excellent reading comprehension.

>>1121093
cute as fuck
it looks like a guava.

>>1121265
It's clearly for the sake of the video because the bird is a smarmy cunt

>>1121162
25 seconds in and I lose every time

>>1117918
Amazing.

>>1121152
>>1121155
Eric you cunt, you make me laugh every time.

>>1118032
this is clearly an iguana

>>1122145
OH MY GOD
THIS IS making me feel badly for being an egg eater

>>1121093
Cute bord

>>1122145
Looks tasty.

>>1121265
You really are stupid aren't you

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>>1121093
He looks like a watermelon!

>>1121162
This is why you dont let your bird near your coke stash

>>1122162
the eggs aren't fertilized.

>>1122268
kek

>>1122205
Choke to death on a bag of dicks, you stupid millennial fuck.

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>>1120977

>>1119312
Ah man, I was watching these at the beach last year. They are such funny lil things.

>>1117918
song name?

>>1119071
What was the point of this post again?

>>1117918
obligatory
>I'm sorry about your dog :(

>>1120977
>r9k bird

>>1122261
goddamn bird lives better than me

>>1117918

I was whistling this on the way to work for like a week earlier this year.

>>1119105
Reminds me way too much of that scene from Batman Returns where the penguins are rigged to cause an apocalypse.

Anybody webm?

>>1122681
My Neighbor Totoro theme

>>1119251
>still hasn't been edited with "hello darkness my old friend"

but why

>>1121093
>lovebird with wings uncliped

i like you.

>>1122162
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candling
We've been able to separate fertilized eggs since before we had light bulbs. None of the eggs you eat would ever be a bird. It would just sit and rot if no one touched it.

>>1120977
And donald trump wants to remove all climate change laws in america. I think donald trump is not capable of feels.

>>1121165
Ringnecks are such hilarious little bastards

>>1119301
whats the song?

>>1123077

& Down - Boys Noize

I have a silly birb, but I don't know it this is worth turning into a webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAs6bQBjzFk

>>1121165
>That chillidog in the background
parfait.gif

>>1119308
nice job man, 9/10

>>1119312
swiggity swooty, comin for that booty
swiggity swooty, comin for that booty

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>>1120977

>>1118032
>>1121830
It thinks the ball is an egg and is trying to break it to eat the yolk.

No such luck, birdie.

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>>1120977
I didn't want to feel that right now...

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>>1122645
> cheekibreeki
Nice,

>>1121095
I will never not laugh at this.

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>>1123614
And for those times you remember that it's Monday, not Sunday.

>>1122261
That fucking clock kek

>>1123618
If cuteness was a weapon, right now I would be stabbed, shot, dead and incinerated until my atoms were scattered across the universe. Literally one of the most adorable things I've ever
seen.

>>1122577
You're a millenial

>>1122998
I'm going to stop you there because it's very important that you know why Hawaiian birds have died out. It has less to do with climate and more to do with foreigners fucking shit up with this ass-backwards solution:

There was a problem where rats that had stowed away on ships were now starting to populate Hawaii which had never had rats before. The rats were spreading sickness, but worse they were eating bird eggs of hundreds of birds that were only found in Hawaii.

White folks were trying to help by bringing in mongoose. They thought 'sure the mongoose will eat the rats, problem solved.'

Mongoose are diurnal. Rats are nocturnal. The birds were now getting eaten by rats at night and mongoose during the day.

Good fucking job, shit lords.

>>1122162
You are adorable.

>>1122648

Everyone already knows this shit but crows are smart as fuck and use tools. That crow is legit using that thing as a board - just for fun. Crows are literally smart enough to get bored and fuck around like this.

>>1122983
>>1122298
Soo the beginning of the webm is staged then?

>>1123699
I think the anon's implication was that more species will go extinct without doing something to alleviate the effects of climate change.

>>1123952

No, its real. That was a foreign market as evident that the eggs weren't refrigerated, and the fact that they were quail eggs. The FDA highly regulates how eggs are sold but the rest of the world is very lax about it, to the point that you can even sell fertilized eggs at room temperature.

>>1118052
I have an Indian Ringneck, god-tier birds right there

>>1121165
Stinky feet :3

>>1117918
Sauce?

>>1123963
no, i think he was just trying to jerk his cock to worthless trump hate.

>>1117829
kek

>>1117925
why do birds do this?

>>1118048
What type of birds are these?

>>1118052
toppest keks

>>1119248
gotta go fast

>>1124103
Not all birds, only macaws and that's because they're too intelligent for their own sake as well as being batshit crazy.

That one is simply testing out echo sounds on his new shouting machine.

I love birds and I would love to have a parrot but it would feel so strange to hold in imprisonment..I don't want to sound like Greenpeace but I would't feel comfortable keeping it home

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>>1120977

Fuck you I didn't need these feels.

>>1124103
The species is also prone to insanity

>>1124105
Finches

>>1118052
can somebody translate?

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>>1119122
>look I'm a dog

>>1124750
They're just reciting dialogue from Okami

>>1124088

Trump supporter spotted.

Go back to fucking pol and don't worship a man who will destroy the environment and your economy.

Fucking americans.

>>1124837

lol non-Americans

>>1124827
Holy fuck I haven't laughed this hard in days

>>1124808
sun conures are cute
C U T E

>>1124808
Amazing looking bird.

>>1124857

Nice one anon.

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>>1124837
lol calm down retard. I used to be a berniebot. Thanks for confirming you just like to chimp out about how much you hate someone you don't even know whenever possible.

>>1121162
>birb having a giggle.webm

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>>1124837
Maybe you should go back to r/bernie...actually maybe not. I know 4chan is full of lol ironic hatred, but you seem to have issues unless you're just trying to make bernouts look bad...in which case, most don't need your help.

Anyways, webm related to thread and derailment.

>>1122770
because not everyone is a meme spouting autist like you. maybe you should try reddit. they should be more your style.

>>1120977
that was pretty depressing

>>1117931
Love how the bird even has the r2d2 color scheme

>>1123607
kek

>>1121093
I don't really care for birds much, but goddamn is that fucking cute as all hell.

>>1124105
Hackers.

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>>1121162

jesus fucking christ i absolutely lost it.

>sorry closest thing to a bird webm that i have

>>1125440
Made my day

>>1120977
oh..
oh...
this.. this isn't okay...

>>1122648
>That no pickle-pee

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Do we like Maxwell here?

>>1121095
what the...
source?

>>1125740
I like Maxwell

>>1122268
Solid giggle. Kept coming back to it too.

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>>1125782
Nice.

>>1122145
What are these? Do people really eat fermented eggs?

>>1123949
Best part of that whole video is that it actually tests to see which areas of the roof are best for sliding down.

>>1120977
Damn.

>>1121265
are you autistic?

>>1123607
Ahh I am in tears

>>1119242

v underrated post

>>1117829
Expected Allahu Akbar.

>>1125485
Why did a Zoo put an emu and an ostrich in the same enclosure, as awesome as it is.

>>1121165
>When u see absolute top tier foot game

>>1123967
this is NL
we don't refrigerate eggs because we don't need to. i think this is from this store:

http://www.ah.nl/producten/product/wi191636/van-beek-scharrel-kwarteleieren

so they come from switzerland

>>1119248
my fucking sides hurt
too early in here to laugh

>>1124088

>/pol/ gets trggered

Biggest kek

>>1119105
>>1119110
>>1119122
>>1119129
>>1119174
I feel like and idiot when I told it, but I was bited by a penguin and it made scream like a little girl

>>1126174
Godspeed Pingu

>>1125163
>who cares about policy substance i have buzzwords
The worst part is you probably hate feminists and other far left mongloids for that exact same reason. I guess voting for trump and sentience dont go along well.

>>1123699
>>1123963
>>1124088
>>1124837
>>1125079
>>1125163
>having political debate in a gif/webm sharing board

>>1124088
You're right man. I, a non-american, just spend all my day trying to find places to randomly get mad at Donald Trump because i care SO MUCH. It couldn't just be that a bird going extinct is sad, and made me want to stop more animals going extinct, which reminded me that Donald Trump wants to do the opposite just so he can make more money. No, i just have some personal vendetta against Donald Trump.

>>1126212
#Pray4anon

>>1126212
>was bited

>>1126119

It's a farm, there's a youtube channel that shows a few of the animals off all having a good time.

>>1126223
Aside from maybe "bernouts" what buzzwords did I use? I'm not voting for Trump, or really anybody in the Presidential race.

>>1126174
so damn sad

>>1126212
fucking kek at this post

Please dont ruin this bird thread with your political/social justice arguing.

Please

>>1125485
Learned when I was young how dangerous Emus are and how easy they can kill someone

and then you see shit like this

>>1118048
>pause it at 0:02
why is that not a gif yet?

>>1125485
When you see a gross bug on the ground

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>>1126522
here you go

>>1126229
Eh, a waste of effort. Trump supporters are notorious for being really fucking stubborn and angsty about any (perceived) critique.

It has to do with how Trump talks to people and presents himself.

He doesn't act like a politician, he acts like a salesman.

So people get that same feeling from Trump as when they buy something. And you know what happens when people get the feeling they bought something? They get really fucking defensive about what they bought.

Just look at the console wars, they're a prime example of what happens when you get people to fall for the salesman trap.

>>1126533
>>1126229

>everything i don't like is Trump
problemglasses/10

>>1126212
no pinguines here. but the local pet shop had a monkey, chimpanze in a cage ~1m above the ground, and next to the door to the other room with other animals i it. So once he ripped my hair when i tried to go to the other room.

>>1119248
longer version?

>>1119251
wtf man

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>>1119251
Here

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>>1126533
But it's not even a critique; it's just shoehorning mindless hate into an unrelated topic. We used to make fun of that stuff with gifs like these.

>>1121152
>>1121155
The absolute madman, also what kind of borb is Eric?

>>1125175
>he says this while on /wsg/

>>1118057
What kind of bird is this?

>>1126625
It's a lutino cockatiel

>>1126612
It's a bare eyed cockatoo

>>1124088
this. I see many people trying to take pot-shots at trump on completely unrelated content
its like, we get it, you hate trump, gg

>>1126668
This is the kind of stuff my parents post on facebook and find funny.

>>1126612
A fucking legend.

>>1125740
Maxwell, Gotcha and Harley are the holy trinity.

>>1126732
i know that feel

>>1117918
fake
cant whistle without lips

>>1121093
My parakeet would do this, I'd let him run up and down my arms as he played in the water.

>>1126174
Joel's dad? Is that you?

>>1119308
I've watched this webm at least 4 or 5 times over the span of a couple weeks and it still makes me break out a smile. It's too good.

>>1122577
anyone that was born after 1980 is a millennial u fucking idiot

>>1126817
Gotcha is so sweet. And the owners treat him so well that you cant really tell he was neglected and abused by his former owners.

>>1122145
what? are those common grocery store eggs?

>>1126902
>not reading the thread

>>1122983
>>1123967

>>1118048
i realized this is the bird version of those laughing quadruplet babies from americas funniest home videos

>>1122685
Ayyyyyyyyyy of the lmao tribe

>>1120977
I came here to laugh, not to feel

>>1123699
>climate change not responsible for extinction if Hawaiian birds
>immigrants responsible

>Tfw we are literally electing a meme for president

>>1121162
>When you a [10] and the cops pull you over

>>1126905
wonderful

>>1122253
I used to have a Quaker parrot, they are super smart but they only bond with one person. Funny thing was he never flew before we got him, let his wings grow out so he can get around the house. But everytime he flew he would squawk at the top of his lungs like he was dying

>>1126552
Autismo Supreme

>>1121152
>>1121155
Fucking legen.

>>1126603
Damnit I hate these 'to be continued' edits so much. Like I can't find what's funny about them.

>>1127258
It's worse for the people who have actually watched Jojo since it doesn't even fit with the way episodes actually end the vast majority of the time.

>>1126533
>something bad happens
>anywhere
fuck trump am i rite guys

It isn't projection, anon. You can't go anywhere on the internet without people trying to somehow insert how much they hate trump.

This comment had no place in a thread about bird videos. Then goes into a fit after getting called out on his bullshit? It's pointless.

>>1122645
out fucking skilled

>>1126174
he is heading for the mountains of madness

>>1126174
Adventurer.

>>1126552
For anyone that doesn't know, that bird is a rescue bird and that was his cage the previous owner had him in. It was tiny.
The bird cusses as it was an angry household I guess.

>>1126119
It is from the youtube camels and friends. The ostrich's friend died so her best buds are now the emus on the farm.

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>>1119248
I'm sure someone has already done this, but I was bored, so what the hell.

>>1121162
Are cockatoos just the most insane bird on this planet?

>>1127757

They're very smart, love to play and get really excited.

They're like hyperactive kids.

>>1119071
great analysis. Could not understand the filename without the dash

>>1119071
Another fun fact some people may not have noticed, it's a bird.

>>1127757
They are susceptible to insanity; just like humans. Very smart bird.

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>>1120977

>>1126836
he's not whistling you mong. he's making birb noises that sound like whistling

>>1119134
>posts seals in a bird thread
Being this retarded

https://youtu.be/ehd53tSmdXs

>>1127025
My cutemeter just went off the charts.

>>1127830
>seals
>retarded

>>1117925
Imagine that going on for several minutes throughout the day, every day of the year. I mean, it's cute when you see it do that for a few seconds, but its owners and neighbours must be sick of it.

>>1127757
Very smart burd, but they get incredibly bored and will seek any means to entertain themselves, not giving them a means of entertainment or stimulating them will make them go insane

>>1128106
yeah, you get me.

>>1125469
scared the absolute shit out of me

>>1120977
Jesus...

>>1126174
holy mission

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>>1122645

This thread has inspired me to get my budgies tamer

- I got one of them to sit on my hand without biting my finger for the first time in a while.

It's not like I mistreat them in any way - there are four of them and they hang out with eachother and have space - I just haven't socialized with them that much

>>1124103

Birds are intelligent enough to have play capacity, that means that they will employ their energies into task that are not directly related to their survival incluidng... screaming into a pot.

>>1118048
I've seen this several times, but I still imagine the camera turning up to show the screen with 4chan open and the Navy Seal copypasta being typed.

>>1127802
>.gif

>>1121021
i just wanted to say, that most things on this planet are totally amazing. We are just not shown on a regular basis. I wonder why....

>>1128339
need pics of said budgies
i love budgies

>>1128302
song?

>>1128302

man these kinds get my autisms all riled up and i cheer really loud, and im 42.

my special snowflake color is pee color, so meh.

>>1128479
I feel old.
it's Running in the 90's

>>1125802
I think you mean fertilised

>>1128553
I've heard the song before but couldnt remember the name

>>1121265
lol even dogs can grasp human vocabulary and those birds are smarter

>>1120977
ehh, one of the many birds to die since the hawaiians and whites came to the islands

>>1127025
make this with sound!!!

>>1126174
When the calling is greater than the self.

>>1126528
ya cheeky cunt

are cockatoos literally insane?

>>1128827
Extremely autistic but smart. Max has figured out how to take the screws out of his carrier by the way. He thinks it will keep him from going to the vet.
2:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxylL8EKqSY

>>1123607
>it has the accent too
KEK

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>>1127678
Noice

>>1128834
I can't understand what it's saying.

>>1127258
Im making a filter list for it, eventually i will post it.

>>1122660
Man this gif is older than the current people browsing 4chan.

>>1126842
>Would
;_;

>>1126732
why does this make me angry?

>>1122162
then stop eating them

>>1122261
gorgeous house design btw, 10/10 would live in.

>>1124088
god damnit guys, dont start this politic shit in a bird thread.>>1124837
>>1126229

>>1127808
are you baiting the baiter?

>>1121093
lovebird is bestbird

>>1126902
>>1125802
quail eggs. chicken, and I guess quail as well, farmers need to keep to a 5% male to 95% female ratio for natural protection against predators. something like that. although the egg is fertilised, you'll never cook an egg and find a chick in there when you open it up. you still need to wait a couple weeks for it to hatch.

>>1123607
keksimus maximus

>>1126174

Penguin Bilderberg meeting.

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>>1119071
bravo

>>1119071
Impressive, very nice.

>>1129733

You never hear the bullet....

>>1128834
>>1128851

Amazingly speaking fake-English, like how comedians imitate a language they don't know.

Not sure how much is just one or two mixed up mispronounced sentence fragments that he's heard, repeated on top of each other, or if there are totally new strings actually being creatively assembled.

>>1123614
>2016
>Not standing behind the yellow line until train passes
>Not letting other passengers exit before boarding

Fucking wingniggers.

>>1123590

Oh fuck this needs to be overdubbed with a Goodfeathers (Animaniacs) routine!

>>1129933
Falcons be scary fast.

>>1126285
>>1127671
Thanks anons, makes me happy.
There's that one webm around of all the unlikely animal friends that always cheers me up too.

>>1126511
They can be dangerous when panicked, but they're mostly about as cowardly as can be, whole body is built for running.
If they are being aggressive, you just hold up your hand to be taller than their head and they get absolutely terrified and run away, thinking you're a larger bird.
I love feeding them, but that's always a nice trick if they get a bit too aggressive.
Little do they know, the hand is not my head at all.

>>1122253
PARTY HARD

>>1129689
It's Ok anon, he died warm and safe in my arms. His last moments were being warm and loved.

>>1128834
4:34 Perfect Pingu speak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sct5j7Quo54

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>>1119301

>>1119071
Give this man a medal

>>1117829
It almost seems as it says at the end:

>That would be it! Goodbye!

>>1119312
>how you walk to the pussy

>>1122261
is this real?

Anyone have the webm of the crow saying 'nevermore'?

>>1118057
This slaps me on the knee.

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>>1130420

>>1125485
god i hate flightless birds

>>1122253
>how can I teach my bird to be more annoying?

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>>1120977

why do you do this anon

>>1123607
>my Grey will sometimes beat me to saying ah shit when I drop something or stub my foot, and say good morning when I come downstairs in the morning
Love that little jackass

>>1122253
Is he happy or having a panic attack?

>>1132521
>I feel the warp overtaking me.webm

>>1132896
In my experience, squeaky toys have always caused stress to my birds.

It's a sound they think it's another bird or something like that, but yeah my birds get stressed with them and generally don't like them.

>>1122268
Why is it that the islamic chanting is so soothing?

>>1133106
Maybe because you're a filthy terrorist

>>1124105
Feathered Screamers

>>1125485

These are the faggiest birds I've ever seen.

>>1119129
>when my cat wakes me up because he's ready for breakfast

>>1119251
>>1122770
requesting this
just saw the same .gif in a birb thread on /an/, with a reply "hellodarknessmyoldfriend.gif"

please and thanks

birb gif thread on /an/ here
>>2120810
>>2120810

>>1132521
That's a happy cockatoo

>>1133599
what the fuck is it doing

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>>1134435
>>1122770
here's your overused meme, senpai.

I already closed down the after effects file so if you don't like it too bad.

>>1135537
>what are you do-
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE human REEEEEEEEE

>>1135283
making itself pretty

>>1135588
wtf is happening? wind?

>>1135283

Making some nesting material.

>>1135430
omg this is fabulous.
perfect.
THANK YOU.

>>1134435

>birb gif thread on /an/ here
>>>/an/2120810