Putin thread

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And that's it for now.

>>1091765
Isn't that song some kind of russian meme? I'd be happy if someone could enlighten me

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put-in

>>1091765
>>1093301
Seconding. The song's video is filled with Russian comments.

>>1091282
lost at the tetris theme

>>1093301
Whole song lyrics are
"Buratin ran away'

>>1093301
>>1096612
>>1097106
There are speculations about members of dvar(Song band) and most popular of them is that members are from psychiatric hospital/asylum.
I guess that video meanings are that crazy people are listening to it, and doing based walking
I could be wrong tho

>>1091269
boo yeah, putin be PUTIN dem down brah

>>1097118
can you link me the song?

>>1098043
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J5JMJ0JHx4

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>>1098423

MOAR DVAR

>>1091269
>Classic putin

>>1098964
That guy has like 50cms over him.

>>1098423
thanks broski

>>1103102
that fucking guy dancing gangnam style entering the room always gets me

>>1103461
I honestly cannot tell if you are trolling me or not.

>>1113180

Fucking savage

>>1096536
never before have I wanted to know the context so bad

>>1118895
Cocks/roosters are faggots in Russia essentially. So Putin is being a faggot

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>>1124186

>>1118895
I'm russian, it's kinda hard to translate this whole thing, but I'll try. He says something like "chicken is knocking on the seed, knock knock knock" (knocking means, you know, like chickens are, they sometimes just kinda bite some seed but don't really eat it), which is a first half of russian proverb, the second is "she (chicken) is still full sometimes". Full as in when you aren't hungry. You get it, do you? It doesn't really matter either way.
I don't know what exactly those putin clips are, maybe he is responding to ukraine in a cheeky way or something, doesn't really matter, it's 2 separate putin clips from different time so russian meme autists tied them together with that mask from hotline miami (that's a memetic videogame, just in case), which shows rooster (and that's a male chicken). Whole game is filled with violence, crime and conspiracy theories, and is very abstract and kinda psychodelic in it's presentation, so to speak. Like Putin is some criminal mastermind who pulls all the strings. Something like that.
Yeah rooster is also street/jail slang for faggot, but I don't think it's connected.
I can't believe I took the time to type it all out.

>>1128572
Thanks, rusbro.

>>1106915
Funny thing.

Putin loves dogs because Merkel is scared to death of them because a trauma she has.
He used to bring a dog to their meetings to scare her.

>>1093818
hope thats a joke and not serious....

>>1091269
Who says fascism doesn't work? )

>>1128572
Well done. Thank you.

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>>1091288
Do it

Nuke them
Nuke them all

>>1103102
delet this

>>1152802
it wasn't about normal dogs, that was a KGB trained dog and merkel knew it

>>1153134
It's for real, he does shit like himself all the time, he has a youtube channel for it.
They're pretty educational too.

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>>1135525

>>1096620
why do americans jerk off to trump and putin being bbfs?

>>1164060
Because they are both based nationalist...

>>1149859
kek

>>1091288
Based

>>1164060
>bbfs
Big Black Friends?

>>1116433
not agent.
not agent.
You clearly have no clue what this webm is about. The other guy (not putin) is prime minister Дмитpий Meдвeдeв. They are known to cooperate between roles, switching each other's roles when end of term. They rule the country side by side.

This picture of theirs is funny because it shows the so called two faced man of politics in russia. One is the prime minister, the other is the president but infact they are pretty much the same.

>>1109954
Kek

>>1091278
underrated post

>>1156886
A dog that is more than 26 years old?

>>1166192
underrated my good sir.

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>>1163743
4chans reaction to her was such a magical moment

>>1091278
He actually said it, the absolute madman

>>1098964
When will they learn?

>>1166626
go back already. nobody likes you here.

>>1091280
>putin hires bush's speechwriter

>>1152802
He doesn't love dogs because Merkel hates them. He just loves dogs.
He bring them to their meetings because shes scared of them

>>1164060
because american men are attracted to masculinity, because they themselves lack it. sort of like a compensation

>>1098964
>Poetin
kanker idioot.

>>1109954
who is that guy?

>>1163743
4chan's obsession with that ugly autistic looking cunt is so fucking cringe worthy

>>1164060
Because if theres ever a chance of an alliance between the USA and Russia, itll happen while these two men are in office at the same time. An unholy union of the worlds only superpower and the only country that was able to stand up to them..... Amazing things could happen.

>>1113180
Bombs dropped
The absolute mad man!

>>1174536
He wants to punch him, right?

>>1153252
>putin
>fascism
are you a literal redditor?

>>1174824
This. I am Russian and I want this to happen.

>>1174808
>ugly
I'm sorry you can only schlick to fallout raiders, anon, but she most definitely is not ugly.

>>1163743
i always play that video 3+ times

>>1174808
based on facial symmetry, she's attractive.
inv4 robot

>>1185732
>based on facial symmetry, she's attractive.
typical autism

>>1174808
That's Lukashenko.

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>>1091269

>>1183813
fuckin amazing

>>1126928
>that muttered "blyat"
Top shelf kek

>>1098964
5'11" vs 6'0"

>>1174807
doe ns normaal

>>1109954
He wants to die

>>1153134
Search Dr. Boom on youtube, become electrical engineer.

>>1210680
its in reverse

>>1174806
>trump
>masculine

Pick one

>>1166192
best boy friends I think

>>1091285
amazing

>>1091269
some would say your putin together a folder.

>>1164060
Why do leftys jerk off to bernie being the second coming of Lenin?

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Can't put out the Putin

>>1224236
Isn't he aiming with the wrong eye? How'd he use any rifle?

>>1199576
thx for pointing that out dude - ultrakek

>>1229187
Left-handed, right eye dominant shooter here

Rifles are harder, and so I learned to shoot them right handed. However, I shoot pistols left handed, and I stand the way Putin is standing so that I can just move my hand to the right or my head to the left rather than contorting my entire body to line up the sight picture. Try doing it yourself to understand

>>1166236
no one cares about your degree in slavonomics

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wFKNy0MZQ

>>1128572
I'm even more confused now.

>>1230109
Fucking Slakonja somehow made a living off making shitty parodies.

t. slovenian

>>1177122
He wants to lick the kiss off his hand, see how he raises it to his lips afterwards.

>>1229271
same here always wondered how the fuck I am supposed to fucking aim.

>>1091278
He is the fucking ultimate alpha of human kind.

>>1174808
Butthurt Hohol detected.

>>1191441
Is this the meme ability of Putin's opposition? Weak as fuck.

>>1153134
Mehdi's a professor of electrical engineering. He does those "accidents" on purpose to show the dangers behind such practice and to make it entertaining, thus memorable.

>>1174808
Complaining about her isn't going to your Crimea back, horizontal Sweden.

>>1174536
Wasn't this a Macedonian priest?

>>1229187
that's more of a ceremonial "comrade commisair executing deserters" thing...

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>>1093301
It's a meme, everything started with this video.

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>>1174808
Does anyone have that screencap of the Ukranian raging about her in response to the popularity. The rape one.

>>1097093
the absolute madman

>>1163743
so what was the story about this chick?

Anyone has the webm where he repeatedly tells a story which sounds like "tuk tuk tuk" ?

>>1254373

>>1211056
>>1096536

posted in the thread
TWICE

>>1185584
>>1244573
>>1244836
Why defend?

>>1091282
what happens when no one claps at these things

>>1093818
>>1153134
it's fake. it would have trip the circuit-breaker/blown the fuse as soon as it was plugged in

>>1257003
They get sent to gulag.

>>1229271
>>1229187
he looks left eye dominant right handed, so he should be able to use any left handed rifle without problem. At least that's how I shoot and I'm the same way, but I could be ambidextrous without knowing it

>>1257068
Not a complete circuit till he touched it.

>>1229187
He's cross eye dominant

>>1177122
No, it's because that's something that the Orthodox priests used to do to the Tsar and Putin didn't want that.

>>1098964
That guy clearly has acromegaly. Even a non-manlet would look tiny compared to him

>>1245161
no, I'm from Macedonia and that never happened, otherwise it would cause a shitstorm here

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>>1091278
It gets even better.

>>1254344
she was an officer that was being interviewed during the russian annexation of crimea since she was pro-Putin and 4chan/asians noticed she was a QT and obsessed over her

some interviewer even showed her fanart of her and she got creeped out

>>1091269
>classic Putin

>>1091285
Wasn't this when his friend died and he went for a walk to clear his head?

>>1237975
You need to be to rule fucking russians.

>>1271981
If this agreement could become true I would be sooo happy!

>>1098964
>webm
thats a player of russian volleyball team

dmitiry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijx-jidWBgk

>>1141379
Farage's face would fit here better desu

>>1253933
This is fucking awesome... but those blue-winged birds look big enough to kick the falcon's ass, why don't they just peck the fucker's brains out?

>>1254344
4chan fell madly in love, and you know what happens when a huge bunch of autist NEETs tries to show affection.

>>1246060
>russian homosexual propaganda

Rasputin is rolling in his grave

>>1098964
manlets will defend this

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I postan

>>1163743
What's the song for this?

>>1091269
>give me my pen back
errytime

>>1305762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

>>1267826
The officer has to salute him and he's being a dick.

>>1163743
>You expected some lewd picture of me?
>Too bad!

Got me.

>>1307700
The officer has already saluted him, and he is extending his hand.
The officer should read from contextual clues when around his superior.

>>1113179
>>1113180
I miss old Putin

>>1185885
Facial symmetry is literally how humans find people attractive, that and smooth, unblemished skin.
she has both, so she gets people fawning over her for it.

>>1171270
anyone has arnold swarzhnegger version?

>>1253933
Fuck you, I must watch Top Gun again

>>1312633
???

>>1103102
i'm dying because i already know the speak of this video

>>1109954
I guess that guy enjoys the taste of polonium in his coffee.

>>1199576
Thanks for pointing out, my sides have gone into orbit now.

>>1305762
Jesus fucking christ can't you just search "Rasputin song"? I mean, the lyrics are right fucking there.

>>1091282
>that one soldier who didn't salute

>>1318635
It's reversed. Just look at Merkel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYm_X0-EKbA

>>1263725
Actually he is... (Дa, cepиoзнo...)

>>1163743
I fucking hate this place

>>1257068
>>1259154
both of you are idiots.
its a perfectly valid circuit with very little resistance.

>>1213845
WHY

>>1229786
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his bare chest already, mom's pelmeni
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting the war plans he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He orders the launch, but missiles won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
Oil reserves run out, time's up, over, blaow!

>>1128572
>with that mask from hotline miami (that's a memetic videogame, just in case), which shows rooster (and that's a male chicken
I'm crying
Thanks though, it's always nice to get a translation.

>>1103102
Whoever made this video has likely had a tragic accident.

>>1128572
Based Russia

>>1091282
>vladimir vladimirnovich

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>>1338782

>>1340918
His dad's name was also Vladimir.

>>1164060
Cause Trump said he admires Putin and hillshills accuse Russia of trying to affect the murican elections

>>1113209
pretty sure when the guy has a diffrent face for a couple frames in the second I am gay thing but then again he could just be, an idiot.

>>1188669
hahah
xd
merkel should be shot

>>1152802
My aunt spent time behind the wall and is scared shitless of dogs now

>>1174806
Goddamn fluoride

>>1163743
I wonder if she is aware she is a meme

>>1229175
Kek

>>1093818
this always makes me cackle like a hyena. i love this guy

>>1271981

Putin speaks german, im impressed.

>>1354073
He was stationed in east germany during his kgb years.

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>>1091269
ALPHA
AS
FUCK

>>1291101
Because that falcon is built to shred everything that comes close to it with its sharp hooked beak and razor talons.

>>1353924
She is, and I'm pretty sure she didn't like it.

>>1091765
why doesn't he ever move his right arm when he walks?

>>1357906
Could be a brain defect.

>>1109954
its backwards

>>1353924
"I'm a lawyer, not a pokemon or something"

>>1357906
That's common for people who are used to carrying a concealed weapon and needing it to keep their drawing and shooting arm close to their firearm. Probably an old habit from his KGB days.

>>1174806

Its called mutual respect, Russian 40 years ago was a Communist hell hole and its good to them not doing that anymore.

>>1174824
That last time we teamed up we defeated Fascism in Germany.

>>1357906
I do the same thing too

>>1093301
>>1096612
This webm made it popular on russian imageboards. Don't have the file so here is a youtube version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf0PNwVuVxA

>>1091269
Deripaskas signature is not legal in any other country than russia. He was clearly threatened to sign and in that case the signature doesn't mean squat.

>>1354073
He speaks several languages

However a head of state, especially a powerful one, is expected to only speak in the native tongue.

>>1091765
that manual walking

>>1091765
>>1363000

>>1361004
¿Qué dijo?

>>1229187
no, he is problobly using his dominant hand and eye, go back and play cod.
summer is long gone

>>1319521
>saluting with your left hand

>>1357906
Like Stalin, and all other Russian leaders of Georgian descent, he has sacrificed the use of one arm for his political advantage

>>1257068
>>1324928
No, clearly you two are idiots.
Quit pretending to know how shit works.

>>1097043
that was Ramzan Kadyrov, the most important / powerful man of Russia behind Putin

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>>1365808
The Leningradskaya Street taught me one rule: if a fight is inevitable, one ought to strike first.
Leningradskaya ulitsa menya nauchila odnomu pravilu: yesli draka neizbezhna, bit' nado pervym.
Лeнингpaдcкaя yлицa мeня нayчилa oднoмy пpaвилy: ecли дpaкa нeизбeжнa, бить нaдo пepвым.

>>1358963
anyone have a link to the song in the end? It's driving me crazy.

>>1374445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRFDnfCPzpU

finally figured it out

>>1357906
I read something it being a habit from his KGB, days where operatives were trained to keep their gun in their right hand close to their chest and movie forward with one side. Apparently he isn't the only Russian offical to have this walking style.

More putin!

>>1091282
is this fucking real

>>1379553
Nope.

>>1253933
>Goooooose!

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*Putin on meeting with his supporters after electing
you greatly miscalculated... yea

>>1276172
>cookies
fool

>>1091278
He can speak German?

Nice.

>>1091269
>classic putin
paul dano in the inevitable biopic when

>>1237875
Anyone have full sauce? Is this the only moment he unleashes his savagery?

>>1358963
Is there a full version of this?
Also what do you call that spinning leg crouch thing?

>>1166236
you are one dumb nigger son

>>1257003
>please clap

>>1246060
kek

>>1197363
fug whats the actual song for this

>>1113180
The akward silence at the end gets me everytime.

>>1126928
>that 'blyat' at the end
apex kek

>>1318326
not even similar

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>>1220223

>>1329215
>blaow!
and not
>blyat!
ffs anon

>>1353924
>>1359921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX4JCQViRKg

>>1091288
i lost when merkel, lost again on canada then my sides were kill at israel.

>>1360512
Communism is next
Bitch.

>>1166622
trained not to die baka

did he get plastic surgery?

>>1174824
>>1360512
>it's a "USA and Russia team up to stop Germany from ruining the world" episode

>>1407521
He died and was replaced by a body double

>>1391425
When he was a KGB agent he was stationed in East Germany. So he speaks German very well.

>>1257068
>>1324928
>>1373084
>I'm not an electrician and i know nothing about it but im still gonna make comments about it because a buddy of mine told me some shit this one time.

Never change autists of 4chan, never change.

>>1113180
As a russian I can say, there's a little sound at the end, meaning he intended to say something like english "for fucks sake", but didn't

>>1128572
I'm russian, the man isn't 100% right. Putin says that chicken pecks one seed at a time. That means you have to be pationate and stuff.

>>1354073
While he was still just a KGB agent, he worked as a translator.

>>1391055
That shit show is still on?

>>1166236
>side by side.

you clearly didnt get the joke either.

>>1091285
Little known fact, this is actually not rewinded Putin walks everywhere like this.

>>1307700
The official is just to excited to stop saluting, so putin has to grab his hand to handshake him

>>1391055
>not using that joke with Gary Johnson.
Clearly SNL lost the fucking plot.

>>1406930
kek

>>1163743
Rus- Putin

>>1228924
fucking kek

>>1391425
he grew up with speaking german i think?

>>1174536
Only time I saw Putin uncomfortable.

>>1091282
10/10

>>1271981
>that smug smile

What a fucking legend.

>>1333527
Suicide by a bullet wound in the back of the head.

Such a tragic way to go.

>>1360512
Nazi were socialist not fascist, Italians were fascist

>>1418399
u r dum

>>1418415
their politcal policies provided free national healthcare and work for everybody(wether they wanted it or not). They just didnt like anyone who wasnt aryan. Being bigoted, racist and xenophobic doesnt mean that you are a fascist

The Italians were openly fascist, Nazi didnt consider themselves fascist, its even in their party name National scocialist party. Im not implying that fascism is good, the Italians conducted some horriffically brutle colonial campaigns

>>1091288

Israel as the critter in the tree. noice.

>>1379553
you wish imperialist pig.

>>1373767
Context of this one?
I know the song is about how great and awesome Putin is, but how is he causing the prices of hardware to skyrocket?

>>1426657
The webm was made after December 2014 when ruble had suffered a major collapse.

>>1253933
how do birds manage all this shit if they don't even have depth perception?

>>1427477
>don't even have depth perception
But they do.

>>1427479
I know the hawk probably does, but I thought those birds with the blue wouldn't. Their eyes look pretty far apart. But then again, that last scene in the webm shows the bird clearly following the hawk's flight above him with a head-on gaze. But in that same scene his eyes look very much on the side of his head.

>>1427477

Birds have stupidly good eyesight, anon. And lightning quick reflexes.

>>1406930
Wait a minute, did she lose her credibility as an attorney after weebs in japan drew pictures of her?
I know Russia is conservative but holy shit.

>>1399538
Still D.R.E - by Dr. Dre