The strangest, most inexplicable webms.

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No idea what they are saying

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guess this one's only strange to newfigs

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>>1085280

>>1085312

What OP is this music from?

>>1085349
The Guardian - JAM Project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3OZ5apjSwk

>>1085286
Fuck! I had that in my mind the whole month, forgot where I saw it and what it was from 3 years ago. Fuck that!

HAUPTSCHULE!

>>1085308
so many memories from /f/

>>1085286
Can we get a nazi to translate this? What are they doing and why?

Please someone post the touhou one

>>1085310
I remember playing that game with the dolphins

>>1085396
fuck, this is almost unnaturally sad.

>>1085396
name of song?

>>1085674
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-EQ6eHeBrhM

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>The strangest, most inexplicable webms.
So basically anything out of russia

>>1085396
This one makes me so sad...

>>1085734
Don't feel bad for him, he was a really popular guy that had his own cooking show and was watched by many. He became even more popular when the internet found his videos, so he had many friends towards the end of his life. He was also a sex offender, which just drives it home how he lived life fully and was proactive to take chances.

>>1085622
http://www.magistrix.de/lyrics/Tutenchamun/Hauptschule-1022890.html

this + google translate should help you out

>>1085312
This speaks to me on an emotional level

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>>1085786

>>1085614
kek yeah

>>1085783
wtf was that

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>>1085786
WHAT THE FUCK

>>1085286
i have seen them live, incredible.

>>1085822
KILL IT WITH FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1085797
>inexplicable webms.
>webm is explained in the filename

>>1085312
fuck that's sweet as fuck

>>1085797
this is some throbbing gristle shit

>>1085308
inexplicable? no, this confirms you're a new fag

>>1085822
sauce? the fuck is that?

>>1085889
Nah, I just never had Flash player installed, seeing as it's nonfree software with a horrible security history

>>1085895
Flash can run on any browser, that's not the point here

>>1085897
Flash itself is proprietary software regardless of browser.

There are libre implementations like gnash, but they suck.

Chrome pepper flash is proprietary, too.

>>1085894
It's a Nemertean. Type of vermiform marine invertebrate.

>>1085310

this is like lucid dreaming.

>>1085382
Stamper is fucking weird as shit

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can someone post the one of the milf standing in the doorway talking about chicken tendies?

>>1086118
I don't think that's Stamper. It looks more like Redminus.

>>1085312
it's like the intro to geometry class

>>1086135
>>1086118
It is red minus

>>1086135
probly because it is

>>1085286
I pity what liberalism has done for Germany. Even now they're suffering a massive amount of criminal activity from the immigrants they allowed into their country.

>>1085786
Typical woman. A man goes out and fulfills his fantasies, and she's thinking about herself. No one could expect anything less.

>>1086196
i was not prepared for this

>>1085819
God giving life to a snot blown out of his divine nose.

>>1086196
fuck that

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>>1086196

>Thought this was just going to be some cam whore playing pretend
>She actually fucking does it
>She's fucking hot to boot

I've got some conflicting feelings about this web-um

>>1085819

Looks like a leech, but I don't know what that fucking yellow shit is

>>1086196
My brain says no, but my dick say yes...

>>1085783
you can see the string attached to it that hes using to make it move

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>>1085280

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>>1086118
ill give you weird stamper

>>1085761
kek

>>1085396
kek
my fucking sides

>>1085718
witnessed

>>1085286
Die Antwoord's early stuff was so good

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>>1085396
wow now im all bummed out

>>1086311
Sorry I know the video doesn't fit the thread

>>1086217
>>1086229
>>1085819
The dude allegedly injected his semen into a chicken egg and allowed it to incubate for a few months and that's the thing that was inside after he cracked it open.

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>>1086265
What are you talking about? that was fucking awesome, even more if you know who the characters are.

>>1085396
i fucking lost at the part when he trying to open the bag

>>1086322

Found source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ&bpctr=1463468897

>>1086265
>>1086324

explain

>>1085820
>damn nigga, calm down

>>1085310
Sauce on music?

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>>1085396
This is perhaps the saddest, sorriest thing evarr..

>>1085786
source?

>>1085783
real

>>1085310
i want a vr headset and a vr version of this

>>1086265
shit, i fucking love yume nikki
I always make sure it's the first thing I download whenever I get a new computer

it happens a lot to me

>>1086448
he dubbed new music on it, the original webm has this old vaporwave track

https://dave-roland.bandcamp.com/track/about-tonight-2

>>1086574
>ask for source of music

>I dunno lol but here's this completely unrelated track

Yeah... thanks.

>>1085280

>Video can't be played because the file is corrupt

:(

>>1086311
Chicity is a good guy

>>1085308

It's from the G1 Transformers cartoon.

I think it's from the "dancitron" episode which I think involved Soundwave using music in an attempt to fuck with people's heads.

>>1086118
>>1086135
Stamper and Redminus animate in fairly similar ways.

>>1086214
>>1086222
>>1086224
>>1086238

The fuck did I miss?

>>1085286
Haha, thanks. That was a thing in my school like 6 years ago.

>>1086633
that webm of a girl swallowing a live rat

>>1085786
you know she's good when she's JRHNBR

>>1085718

SHINY AND CHROME!

>>1085786

Man, Sean Bean really let himself go.

>>1085659
how old are you?

>>1085310
Thanks, that was a magical experience.

>>1085308
WHat is the song though? Still don't know after all this time

>>1086448
deaths dynamic shroud, i'm not sure which song exactly but just search on bandcamp

>>1086850
Some remix of Skazi - Play the game

>>1086874
infected mushroom

>>1086220
source?

>>1087206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbcN5FN-Lok

>>1085396

Before you guys feel sorry for him, I distinctly remember him being a registered sex offender.

>>1085280

>This file is corrupt

WHAT DO THEY DO WITH THE HOT DOG

>>1087329
forgive his past desu :(

>>1086324
best part about that vid is just the sheer confidence.

>>1086131
underrated

>>1087329
There's nothing wrong with being a sex offender.

>>1085312
this is making me very focused on what the video is teaching me

>>1085396
Oh hell I totally forgot about this gem. This music is great 10/10 whoever put it over.

>>1086257
Name of the song?

>>1086448
Death's Dynamic Shroud, which is itself a slowed down version of AOA's Gonna Get Your Heart.

>>1085718
driving on the wrong side of the road fucktard

>>1085674
Sad Romance, off some soundtrack or another.

>>1086324
>Ya'll can't handle dis swagger

>>1085396
Moving past the unnatural melancholy that this song and his personality brings forth, why the hell is microwaving food and putting it in a bowl a cooking show?
I am depressed.

>>1085280
The mustard made me feel very uncomfortable.

>>1086311
im not gonna lie i cried a bit. that hit a little too close to home

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>>1085396
>>1087329

>>1085786
>She said "can I come and watch?"

>And I said

>O H

I'm dead.

>>1086265
that door looks kinda freaked out

>>1085396
>actually pressing 4, 3, 0, start instead of just pushing 444, start
Typical pedophile garbage human.

>>1086301
fuckin hell, thought about them too instantly

>>1086324
he looks so happy, in fact too happy that I start to wonder maybe he's dead inside and just pretends..

>>1087893
Hey, just in case you didn't see...

... you've got 10 iPhone tips waiting for you at the top. I've done helped.

>>1085323
What song?

>>1086498
shit i know this is from DS, but what exactly?

>>1086614
>>1040035

You're welcome. Cunt.

>>1086119
livin the dream

>>1085286
>white heritage

>>1085312
I have a boner now.

I wish they showed this in my geometry class.

>>1085718
It's a Yamaha

>>1086850
https://youtu.be/MifXUbrjYr8?t=3m30s

>>1085309
I flinched at this kek

>>1086200
you think this is serious?

>>1087333
>>1086618
just stream it with mpv, it works

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>>1085895
i like you, most things on /f/ can be played with gnash+mpv but i agree, flash as a standard needs to die, html5 is superior anyway.

>>1087893
>Victim: unknown
Did he look at a feminist?

>>1086324
you can't just put the title melody of attack on titan on everything.

>>1085622
First you need to know that there are 3 types of secondary schools in Germany, and in the so called "Hauptschule", there are the dumbest people...
Since this doesn't exist in other countries I'll just replace it with "high school"
Lyrics:
High School! Hiiiiigh School! High School!
666
On the blackboard, is 1+1! What's the result?
666, in the shit-house, is a shit, what's the result?
Günther Jauch (a german TV host)!
In the disco, two tits, what's the result? A baby!
High school, hiiiigh school, what's the result? HSV (german football club)!
Old Sod! Put you cock in the hot chocolate!

>>1088015
Can confirm.

>>1086037
no like a dmt trip

>>1086433
>injected semen into a chicken egg

So thats what the russians are up to these days

>>1085349
>>1085353
The anime it's from is actually legitimately fantastic, by the way. Watch it and feel like a man.

>>1087893
>that toolbar

I guarantee your computer is filled with spyware. And why the fuck is it a gif?

>>1088212
Because you can't post normal pictures on this board.

>>1087949
All of them.

>>1085309
>Vine 'comedian'

Get the fuck out.

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This seems pretty strange anyone know the tune that cat is singing?

>>1085280

I was almost certain that she was going to spread toothpaste on that hot dog.

>>1087792
Vivaldi - Mandolin Concerto in C, RV 425

>>1086311
This started funny but got sad quickly

>>1087949
The taunts and lag are from the first one

>>1085822
Hot

>>1086131
>i'm straight but i like traps.webm

>>1085822
Imagine having that stick its tongue down your dickhole.

>>1088907
Original is from an old Soviet band called KINO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f6X71ab1OM

You can really feel that Soviet depression in their tracks

>>1085310
DXM trip the moovie

>>1085718
witnessed

>>1086433
Jesus fucking Christ. The Russians really aren't human are they?

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>>1087926
FUCKING THIS.

I swear I was the only person that does that.

>>1088021
Man Faith No More fucking sucks.

>>1090694
TIMELESS CLASSIC!

>>1090694
Know the song?

>>1085280
song name?

dam that song is so dam catchy , kinda want the name of it >>1090694

>>1085280
https://youtu.be/5IXQ6f6eMxQ
Source on OP.

>>1090885
Pilot Wings

>>1090833
>>1090961

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwPLwX9aluY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPxfAYYo7NA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgUEXe019l0

>>1086196
sauce?

>>1085805
Lost it at this

>>1086131
I SPAT MY FUCKING TEA OUT AT THIS

>>1088037
does anyone have that webm?

>>1086498
>that second guy out of nowhere
That's pretty good.

>>1088029
Many victims are never identified publicly in sexual abuse cases, especially when they are children.

>>1085797
"whoops"
:/

>>1085885
WHAT A DAY
WHAT A DAY
WHAT A DAY

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>>1085822
Wha
W
Wha
Wh
What

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>>1088037
>>1091109

>>1091224
gentleman and a scholar

>>1087893
So what. one count, that's hardly worth bragging about.

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>>1086257
doesnt even explain doggers

>>1087990
i really wanna know how this conversation went

>okay, so i wanna make a funny internet video

>>1085309
Holy shit I knew it was coming and I still almost flinched off of my chair!

>>1091086
This is all your fault, britbongs

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>>1091681
They fucked the work of Carl Orff.

>>1086311
who's cutting onions again?

>>1092114
It could be said that Carl Orff fucked the work of the Gregorian monks he ripped Carmina Burana from

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>>1085286
How nostalgic.

>>1086200
>t. American who thinks his opinion matters

>>1085783
MAXIMUM KEK

He yells out "BLYAT" before smashing the poor fetus

>>1085786
true love conquers all

>>1085312
This is how the JP are taught geometry.

>>1091704

>>"What the fuck is the TV doing in here? What's that shit on it?"
>>"It doesn't matter, we could get rich and famous or something. Take a bite when then camera hits you."
>>"Ya, fuck it, we're dead inside anyway."

>>1090727
kek

>>1092263
I'm sorry, but gregorian isn't a catholic monastic order.

>>1092931
No it's not.

>>1086324
>新劇の緑シャツおじいさん
Priceless

>>1085280
i found the original hot dog video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA9W-pNxbAs

>>1090694
what the fuck is this shit?

>>1088099
German humor in a nutshell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KENZD6IjDYI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwwJw849HWc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuo8WK5U_YU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACVUPrlDeTI
polandball wins

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>>1085396
superior version here

>>1090727
it was better back in those days

>>1085683
One of the very few times where I'm actually glad that the Youtube comments are disabled.

>>1094154
damn, I remember the music but couldn't figure from where it was from
any help?

>>1094297
It's from the Dead Island trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZqrG1bdGtg

>>1085396
american cooking everybody

So random! xD

>>1087856
kek, faggot
It is literally the right side

>>1086131
>we gonna go viral with this one
well congratulations based hot dog shooter. you are now famous as that guy with a throat full of Wieners

>>1093885
no it isnt
you just wanted everybody to know, that you got it you attention whoring weeb

>>1086614
entitled cunt

sauce?/song? retards are pure cancer

>>1086324
Can't even post the original without all the weebshit?

Fucking cancer.

>>1091719
Faggot

>>1086874
except it's infected mushroom - I wish (skazi remix)

>>1085396
"it'll run ya about uh six bucks..."

>>1085822
saw one of these once when i was a kid

someone released it on the school bus

for my little 8 year old brain that thing was living proof that god had abandoned us

>>1091681
>average_german_before_going_to_work.mp

>>1085786
>khergit players

>>1092747
underrated post

>>1091086
Your comment made me crave some tea, so touché I guess?

>>1085396
its like that was his dead sons favorite dish and now some underground cooking terrorist are making him make it.

>>1085280
burrito galaxy 65

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I AM COME

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DO NOT DESPAIR

>>1086433
How do we know that this wasn't just a chicken fertilized egg?

>>1087329
Ah thanks for letting me know, I almost made the mistake of thinking of him as a human.

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>>1094907
hey fuck you

>>1085718
hyuk hyuk hyuk

>>1086265
but where is undertale

:^)

>>1095641
Now that's more like it

>>1085396
There's some classic ytp's of weber cooks

https://youtu.be/Sj-PZLhI1DA

>>1085310
Dude this is magical

>>1086257
I could do that in 4billion years, hold my beer

>>1086311
this gets me everytime
;-;

>>1088907
This is true Kino.

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>>1085280

>>1094023
what's that music?

any one have a webm of a ghost girl stumbling along a pair of sentient tap shoes and she tries to play along with them and a song that says moses supposes all around the roses

>>1095872
So Seth McFarlane is a zoophile, right?

>>1094762
GO back to /b

>>1096014
Without the audio, the whole point of the cutaway is lost.

Seth isn't a zoophile necessarily, he's just smug and faux-edgy

>>1092730
the whole thing is probably stranger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI-Yu6twsHk

>>1085805
"American Sniper"
>carrying a shotgun

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>>1085312
SUPER COOL SERIES OF OLD FILMS
google 'em, you'll love em

>>1085280
Bahahahaha the mustard

>>1091224
i love you

>>1095980
All I got is the flash version

>>>/f/3086412

>>1086433
>I tried not to have sex.
Yah, ok my dude. If thats what you want to think.

>>1088212
READ THE FILE NAME.

>>1095620
sauce plsss

>>1092741
Anyone have the song name?

>>1094829
>average german
not
>Average Britbong in Spain

>>1086131
>look how cool I am, I can stuff food in my throat and spit it out in some parking lot real fast
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this dude

>>1095618
What the fuck is that shit

>>1091674
LOL

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>>1096248

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A

>>1088099
Watch out, you missed two lines there...
>In a shithouse is a shit, what do we get? A teacher!
>In grammar school, a faggot, what do we get? Günter Jauch!

Also, isn't Kakao meant as slang for pooper or butthole?

>>1095620
What the fuck is this

>>1085683
where do i know this from? sounds strangely familiar

>>1091224
Truly a modern piece of art.

>>1086200

somewhat off topic

>>1085307
Louisiana is actually just a bunch of black people murdering

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This one is about as wtf as it gets

>>1088099

Not correct, there are several other types of lower level education institutions in germany, like "sonderschule". but as the term "sonder" which translates to "special" in english,indicates those are not for regular education. So "Hauptschule" actually does offer the lowest degree in Germanys core educational system.
Another contextual update is neccessary to get the line 666 which is not only employed as a symbol of satanic cults but also delivers a semantical twist, since the number 6 is written as "sechs" which if pronounced sloppily can be mistaken for "sex".

>>1096410
Courage the coward dog was some fucked up shit. Those are some top-tier nightmares right there.

>>1096257
bet you dont have a talent.

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>>1096474
Notice how the guy filming is not laughing or snickering whatsoever.

This is evidence that this faggot does this frequently and whoever's filming is used to it.

>>1086037
Holy pills
I was going to write that

>>1085280

The mustard going onto the hot god is strangely satisfying

>>1085995

"This is Jake The Snake Roberts, and you're listening to the Whole F'n Show. And don't you dare fuckin' miss it"

>>1091224
fucking got me

>>1090152
lost

>>1086311
F

>>1093095
That sounds like an unhealthy amount of projection

>>1095618
well alright then

>>1085310
B'ys...

...Holy fuck.

>>1085310
sauce on anime tiddies

>>1086131
These people are the niggers of the northwest.

>>1096574
Yeah, this guy has a channel where he posts stuff like that.
https://youtu.be/FiIfOjZu16I

>>1096047
>American
i dont see the problem

>>1086633
http://www.tamilwhatsapp.com/2016/03/girl-swallow-live-rat-shocking-video.html

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>>1085310
im dropping acid in a couple weeks......i wish i could watch this

>>1086301
kek

>>1095618
I can't remember exactly where this is from, but this is real. This guy had some disease that made him basically have seizures and this is his holding device. At least that's what I think the story is.

>>1085280
Is the music from a SNES game? It sounds like it.

>>1091224
fucking masterpiece

>>1095618
a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>1095618
Could easily be a Dark Souls boss if he was big enough.

>>1086119
>ywn be this happy

>>1087893
>>1085396
>hello wildcats

now I get it

>>1097430
Is there more of this wacky lad boy?

>>1091224
Holy crap I'm gonna piss myself

>>1086621
G.I. Joe

>>1086311

God damn.

>>1097505
yes

>>1096257
bro, take a lap. You're taking this shit so seriously

>>1092730
song?

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>>1097430
>>1097505

DouchebagChocolat on youtube

>>1085309
Just leave. You completely missed the point of the thread.

>>1086119
One of the bsst filenames i have ever read

>>1096436
Every MLG video to date.

>>1086301
I would go gay for you.

>>1085308
so many good memories

>>1088168
You have never done DMT

>>1088907
>>1090163
Do you know where does the music video come from?

>>1097406
That's moymoypalaboy
https://www.youtube.com/user/moymoypalaboy

>>1086311
F

>>1086265
wait, can you actually unlock that in yume nikki?