Filename Thread

File: Hux remembers why he is fighting the resistance.webm (4MB, 960x404px) Image search: [Google]

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>>1081026

>>1081021
This actually would have been kinda cool if they had done this.

>>1080947
Jackie Chan is a pretty amazing guy.

>>1081057
it would have, but then again, how the fuck do you actually fight with something this broad without ending up into ribbons

>>1081064
thats just lacist

>>1081044
hahaha

>>1080947
PANAMA

>>1081039
sauce?

>>1082432
Ex Machina or something.

>>1081646
LMAO munchkin live action

>>1083083
>Sweden
kek

>>1083083
poor swedes ;_;

>>1083098
They chose this. Literally.

>>1080942
kek

>>1081039
I don't get the joke but I saw both movies. Am I not funny? Am I dumb? Are you both?

>>1083130
The dude with the mustache plays Poe and the dude watching plays Hux.

Sorry you're a moron :^)

>>1081039
The problem with this movie is that all the twists are easy to predict

>Billionaire is evil
>Chink is a robot
>Main robot is a sociopath
>Kid is a lovestruck idiot

>>1081646
Lvl 80 dwarf

>>1080947
does anybody know instrumental´s name?

>>1083267
Erhu

>>1080943
Holy shit! Context?

>>1083612
well if you used your fucking eyes, I'm pretty sure Bruce Hoglund, a Thorium and Molten Salt Researcher was being interviewed, and George Lucas walked by in the background

>>1083143
what

>>1083083
well played

>>1080942
weak, sounds so much better with the the hell march played to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0WnZyxp_Wo

>>1085627
you made my day anon

>>1083158
WWE in Haiti

>>1081646
gotta get those crits

>>1083209
It's not about the predictability.

Watch it from two perspectives.
From Caleb's side and then Nathan's

>>1083158
>so long, gay bowser

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>>1085602
kek'd

>>1083209
>chink is a robot
>twist
That's incredibly obvious from the start, I don't think it's actually meant to be a twist.

>>1081053
>>1081021
>>1081026
The funniest thing is that exact scene isn't even in the movie.

>>1083209
>>Billionaire is evil
how ?

>>1083267
朱昌耀 二胡独奏 《赛马》 Zhu Changyao erhu solo_ Horse Racing
idk google that or something

>>1083267
They're called Orientals not instrumentals

>>1085602
ive been looking for this fucking song and i for the love of me cant find it.

>>1088353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KNZ8Kdl66U

File: Tesla Troopers.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

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>>1085627
Indeed.

>>1083143
fuk they are so damn smart

>>1088974
RUBBING SHOES IN LOTION

>>1083083
I don't understand

>>1089183
Rapefugees

>>1088349
HIGHEST OF FUCKING KEKS M8

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Am I the only one that gives every single file a name regardless?

>>1083158
he nee sum miwk.

>>1086454
kek

>>1086454
why would a business decide to sabotage all those pcs? why not sell that at macklemores thritf shop

>>1083083
Could've named it Europe.webm and it would be as valid.

>>1089694
to be sure no data is recoverable from ram / hard drives

>>1089694
Because they still have information in them, its too dangerous for a company to do that

>>1089694
your joke was unfunny, and you are unfunny
go die

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>>1089788
So can an expert in punch-in-the-gut science can explain why he's convulsing like that?

>>1089837
he's throwing 2 punches. the second one seems to hit the head

>>1089837
He's having a seizure from the impact, wat exactly happens in the impact to the head idk, but I know wen ur going through a seizure ur brain is recalibrating the chemical balances in itself so u get that weird wigglyness
He's fine though, it's a normal thing

OP here, he hit his head on the floor, there was literaly a pool of blood on the floor before the ambulance came.

>>1088349
meta

>>1083209
The billionaire is not evil m8.

You need a rewatch of that shitty movie.

File: We call that an anomaly.webm (3MB, 202x360px) Image search: [Google]

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It's not anymore evil than, say fire.

>>1089185
how edgy

>>1090125
Hello Sweden, don't you have a bull to prep?

>>1090059
Well, I think I know what game I'll be playing this weekend.

>>1090059
A new phenomenon in a new world

>>1083083
lol whitey

>>1083083
What song.

>>1090059
The zone expanded too much D:

>>1090059
Eh Marked One, I have a job for you.

>>1083158

what

the

fuck

>>1090059
is there like an actual explanation for this shit?

>>1090473
Electricity is being conducted between the two lines.

File: Cleric Beast.webm (667KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

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>>1085610
DELETE THIS

>>1083094
I miss my sides

>>1090219
innovation

>>1083252
Хyйня.

>>1089234
No, I don't understand how the fuck anyone finds what they're looking for in their folders if everything is just named 132473281.webm

>>1090972
Git gud.

>>1088974
Dat filename.

>>1083158
how many things does he smash her face on?

>>1089183
refugees are raping the shit out of swedish girls

>>1089234
funny video, not saving it

>>1090059
i think someone is downloading too much shit

>>1090219
You need a latex glove for this.
Vinyl doesn't stretch enough without tearing.

File: Swedish_Kids.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

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>>1090125
This is the world you chose, Sweden.

>>1090972
>right click preview
>So if this is this one then the one I'm looking for must be right around
>Here!
>Here!
>Here!
>heh forgot I had this one
>Here!
>There we go.

>>1086454
Better name would have been 'HP Quality Control"

>>1083083
huehue

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>>1090972
>he doesn't have thumbnails for his webms

sucks to be you

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>>1091981
Call me dildos but how do you get thumbnais for .webms?

>>1090925
Kek
I like to think that I'm the mlb player with the fresh style spin

>>1090925
They look straight out of garrys mod jesus christ

>>1092076
If you are on Loonix, install the tumbler package.
If you are on Wangblow$, install either Shark007s or Klite codec packs.

>>1091907
That first girl looks like a little trans Jeb

>>1092258
I'll look into it. Thanks m9.

>>1089694
my job is I take apart computers and separate all the precious materials so they can be recycled,
though i have never seen anything like what they are doing, but from the looks of it he is just putting a cut right through the motherboard.
we get lots of computers coming in and basically anything that looks like what is in that webm (windows XP teir) just go straight to be taken apart.

>>1089234
I only name webms because le epik thumbnail meme with my player

>>1089837
Gut punch is so he cant reach to the second punch, and to have a better angle so puncher doesnt have to raise his fist too high and lose momentum
The story goes that he suffered some kinda of brain injury when he got hit in the head triggering a fits or something

>>1090096
>me watching retarded shit

fuck youtube holy shit

>>1090926
That's fucking metal

>>1083256
underated holy shit my sides

>>1081021
thats actually really cool

>>1083143
which donkey kong is this?

File: radical islam.webm (1MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

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>>1080942
It's my time to shine!

>>1083253
that's the melody of funkytown

>>1094111
Are they their own fans?

>>1081646
actionfigure.webm

>>1090219
This is the future. Our inventors and thinkers have been caught up in all the bullshit degeneracy that they're spending their time inventing new ways to be degenerate.

>>1083083
White being surrounded by brown, literally Europe.

>>1080942
Those pickachus have more discipline then any arab army will ever have

>>1090059
is that a ball lightning?

>>1084379
Several species of Octopus have developed use of tools.
As shown in this .webm some carry coconut shells in case of attack or to protect them while they sleep.
Another species actually rips off the tendrils of jellyfish and uses them as a weapon.

They only mate once and die after wards, its the only reason why they haven't evolved into sentient beings like humans

>>1094685
no anon they just know they cannot fight us... yet.

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>>1092076
>fucking flings it like a baseball
fuck my life no wonder the dove died

>>1080942
anyone have the pikachu hellmarch one?

>>1089788
I thought the person in the pink top and blue shorty shorts was a girl

>>1094737
i thought they were both girls

>>1094653
holy shit you got the joke dude?

>>1090926
alternatively:
>mad max fury road.webm

>>1083256
10/10

>>1095403
Congratulations, that's the joke.

>>1089764
>>1089769
Taking a saw to the center would not erase data from the platter retards, they're just scrapping it and making sure their employees don't get any bright ideas.

>>1088974
>>1089179
>>1091620
>let the juice flow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aohg2ppsmus

>>1092105
cannot unsee
cannot unlaugh

File: such-is-life-in-the-zone.webm (3MB, 550x308px) Image search: [Google]

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>>1090059
>>1090473

Power lines short circuited across each other

One can create genuine anomaly of Zone using string and glorious Russian ingenuity

>>1083083
10/10

>>1083253
That's fckn hilarious

>>1095851
Be safe stalker

>>1097210
Fucks sake I actually see myself in him.

>>1097210
>>1097264
Go out of your way to try and make friends through social media etc. if you don't have any to start with, and try and get a girlfriend in the process. Go back to college, and then later uni.
This was exactly me, three years ago.

>>1097210
I could see myself in this same situation in a few years.

>>1097245
our CW5 in my unit was one of the rangers that went to get the pilots
that mother fucker has some bad ass stories

>>1083101

Except they didn't. Their Government did. Just like mine did (Canada). There was no fucking vote. Nobody passed around a hat asking if we were okay with letting in a bunch of unstable, potentially violent, belief driven refugees.

I like to think of it this way though... Divide and conquer. There is 1.6 billion, but if we spread em around the world, they will be easier to deal with. Westernize them, breed em out. That gif is funny, but it's an over-exaggeration. They only make up 2% of the European population, 0.1% of Sweden. If everyone takes a little, we can solve this problem together.

>>1090276
I believe it's by Two Steps From Hell, don't know the song name in particular, but if you like the song, you'll like the group.

>>1086120

That fucking scream. So unnecessary.

>>1092076
You are dildos. Multiple of them.

>>1097326
>I like to think of it this way though... Divide and conquer. There is 1.6 billion, but if we spread em around the world, they will be easier to deal with. Westernize them, breed em out. That gif is funny, but it's an over-exaggeration. They only make up 2% of the European population, 0.1% of Sweden. If everyone takes a little, we can solve this problem together.

That's a bit of faulty logic. Using the original example, the brown coffee was staining and absorbing the white sugar. You're saying that somehow you can "bleach" the violent, overly zealous tendencies out of the coffee.

Drop of wine in a barrel of sewage equals a barrel of sewage. A drop of sewage in a barrel of wine gets you...a barrel of sewage.

>>1097295
gold

Think of it as reversed. Let's take the color out of the context. The sugar is the immigrant/refugee, the coffee is the native citizens

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>>1097326
>We didn't want this it was the government

>We still have should take a few tee-hee
See? You guys ARE cucks

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>>1091981

>>1094274

which movie is the explosion from?

>>1091653
> underrated post
kek

File: London.webm (4MB, 632x346px) Image search: [Google]

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>>1097954

G.I Joe 2

>>1097295
So....men can't be victims, right? I mean even after the video...still?

>>1091907
>faggot
>"SWEDISH WEMINZ R BUTIFUL RITE GUIZ?"
>faggot
>shitskin brought in not to offend 73% of population
for fucks sake sweden get your shit together

>>1097323
>pleasedieantword.webm

>>1083094
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
My fucking sides

>>1097976
honestly the way things are in london right now anything like that would be an improvement

>>1083143
:::Not naming it Samus Aran

>>1098111
hoho I like you

>>1090276
>>1097330

Lmao, it's from the movie Matrix, it's called Navras.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOtoIBrBAYE

>>1083253
japan has a rapidly declining birth rate.webm

>>1091907
IIRC the context was that the the kids were told to introduce themselves as if they were the other gender as part of the gameshow. The problem is that it's hard to read the other introductions as "male" so it ends up making the kids look like total faggots.

>>1097295
That wink, lol.

>>1088349
Wow lad.

>>1081021
You couldn't really call it a lightsaber... more of a slab.

File: UnstoppableForce.webm (1MB, 852x480px) Image search: [Google]

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>>1097210
What is the context?

>>1097826
fuck nature is cool

>>1081053
This was fucking dissapointing desu, I was expecting an actual swiss saber shape

>>1083143
>>1088988
Yeah, I read an article about how aquariums will actually name their octopi because they show intelligence and personality. I stopped eating tako sushi as a result.

>>1098473
13th Floor Elevators was the band that he was in. A band based on the psychedelic experience, his schizophrenia eventually developed into it's full state.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R0kcD-QaQc is the full movie. Nice watch if you're into 60's music and mental issues.

>>1081064
10/10

>>1095808
whats the story here?

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>>1086083

>>1081646
>turkroach_problem.webm

>>1088349
>>1088349
somebody screencap this 10/10 shit

>>1083209
Are you fucking RETARDED LOL?

None of the shit you posted is meant to be a twist, AND you actually missed the only ACTUAL twist, the fact that they shadily present the genius and make you think he is immoral, but in the end he was actually right and the robot was the bitch all along.

>>1098065

What are things like in London right now?

>>1097976
Sot that's what the High Sparrow been up to!

>>1099846
foggy

>>1091653
I don't get this.
Is it the license plate?

>>1099996
When the car stops, look at the intersection.

>>1091684
My bad, downloading all the shit on /wsg and /b

>>1097564
He looks evil as fuck

>>1097826
Yeah i know
i like fucking nature too

>>1095423
How the fuck did she slide that far?

>>1098473
I'm spasming from laugher.

>>1097976
I love how it makes a big metal ding sound when it hits the ground
Because it's made of metal

>>1100076
Might be slightly wet grass, and the camera angle + low quality could mask a bit of a gradient

>>1086083
kek

>>1089234
Yeah, but most of the time i can't find something clever to call it.

>>1083094
FUUUUUUCK my sides.

>>1097564
yajirobe after sayian saga.

>>1098676
stopped eating!? dude we have to keep the population down so they dont take over, do ur part

>>1094644
most retarded post I've read on the board

>>1088349
Just take my sides, then

>>1098805
Probably Indian shipbreaking yard.

>>1101110

Don't you mean shitbreaking yard

>>1089764
Except they're not destroying the ram or hard drives. They're just destroying the motherboards, which is pointless for data disposal.

>>1100547
Many people talk shit about this webm, but you've got to remember that most of the times the easiest solution is the best one. It is possibly that using that surgical hammer was just the best solution to the situation that that surgeon had in his hands.

>>1101120
>>1100547
What is actually going on? Does the patient have something stuck in them? Is that an instrument? What?

>>1101126

When you break your femur, they have to brace it with something. This is because your thigh muscles are strong enough to rebreak it. So they usually use a metal nail. As the bone heals, it grows around the metal. Hence, the hammer.

>>1101114
Do you mean brickshitting yard?

>>1094274
Why would he do that to his own country?

>>1083143
needs the mission impossible theme and a different filename.

>>1089837
It was the head punch. Head injury caused a seizure, dude is probably hell concussed or some shit.
Gut punch had nothing to do with it.

>>1102320
I don't get the filename.

>>1102432
The thumbnail looks like Mr T with a bazooka.

>>1102508
HAH!

>>1102508
fucking hell

>>1102508
Can not unsee, good stuff

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>>1098473

>>1081039
Where's the deluxe version?

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>>1102183
hell yea

>>1097976
I never saw this movie. I love when they accurately portray future weapon tech though. May have to watch it.

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>>1083083
Top fucking kek

>>1097267
>friends and girlfriend being the first step
How about a job

>>1101585
Really though, fuckin props to that little hardass.

>>1103514
EART.
FIRE.
WIND.
WATER.
HEART.
LET OUR POWERS COMBINE.

>>1104295
sauce pls

>>1103524
Don't know why but this got me, good job lad

>>1103512

Is this Finland? It looks a lot like Finland.

>>1102508

I don't see it.

>>1104849

How do you not see it? I can't not see it. The finger on the trigger is his arm, the watch is his mohawk.

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>>1080942

>>1104290
that movie isn't accurately portraying anything

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>>1104120
you fucked up anon

>>1089788
He got hit so hard he turned into Michael J. Fox.

anyone got the /k/ webms with this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0

>>1083256
FUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>1097453
Nice.

>>1083253
What's funny is that after taking an accounting class, I achieved these speeds.

>>1105949

Sauce?

>>1105979
For Honor trailer

>>1090219
doesn't work if you have too much girth

>>1105948
this is surprisingly sad :(

>>1098725
>Nice watch if you're into 60's music and mental issues.
wow that is niche...or is it Nietzsche?

>>1085610
Hello?

>>1104290
The Rods from God are bunker busters, not nukes.

Their explosive force is similar to a Grand Slam. Powerful, definitely, but not city-killing.

>>1101158
Isn't that coming out of his lower leg though? I mean yeah same principle but I'm a pedant

>>1101616
There's a version of this with the original E1M1 and the shotgun syncs up with the beat, anyone have it?

>>1104295
Damn, sauce?

>>1083209
still a great movie

>>1083253
Oh cool, osu finally got a Mobile port

>>1106217
Depends on how big they are, but they are definitely intended to be a mass destruction weapon, not a precise one.
And they're dumb.

>>1105084
whoa. movie sauce?

>>1105948
This is why the robots will kill us

>>1097564

>more chins than a chinese phonebook

>>1106385
Leaked gameplay for 2 looks great.

>>1106308
Godzilla

>>1101126
it's a surgery that makes you taller, you break your legs just right, and have them heal perfectly and they grow.

>>1103516
Are you kidding me

>>1106385
Drifting on the giant boar was awesome

>>1091907
no """""context""""" could ever possibly make this webm justifiable Erik

>>1090219
I work in a lab so i always keep a pair of gloves even at home. So after watching this i can say that with a bit of patience stretching it and some lube, it works. If you use a condom you can reuse the glove-pussy with minimal washing.

>>1100076
>>1100149
Inertia

>>1101585
>young boy

>>1090059
> exclaimed "that is SO cool" out loud once everything went quiet
> cameraman immediately responded "that is NOT cool"
> I still disagree

>>1101585
I wish I was that kid

>>1097267
>gf
>uni
>first step
how about getting a job and actually contributing something to society as a first step instead?

>>1103460
Sorryit'smyfirsttime.webm

>>1098149
reddit please go

>>1106307
The amount of energy needed to send a rod up into orbit, keep it in orbit then de-orbit it is ridiculous.

Its just far more efficient to launch a nuke or conventional Bukerbusters.

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>>1105863

>>1101585
the kid at sec :04 he's like fuck i did the combo early, fucking kek

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>>1103516
fucking britbongs

>>1100140

*klang*