Martial art thread II

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>>1074209

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>>1074210

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>>1074224
this is sorta NSFW

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>>1074239

>martial arts
>filled with KFC

Up

>>1074911
Down

>>1074294
man this is why i'm scared of wrestlers

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>>1074294

>>1074225
haha "split decision"

>>1074278
Lol tomasello beat him

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Michael Bisping FUCKING DIES

Is back kick a practical move? Learning it felt like a waste of time for me.

>>1077635
what kind of back kick and how are you setting it up?

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Like this.

>>1077635
I've used in fights before, typically a guy will rush you and you will turn to look like you are cowering, only to shove your foot right into his solar plexus and wind him. Ofc be quick because they can grab your leg.

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>>1079016

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I support this thread.

>>1077619
>that final blow
>that bloodied floor
jesus christ

>>1079103
well damn...

>>1080617
gore belongs on /b/

>>1079028
Fucking beautiful
So bad I dont do judo anymore

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>>1080707

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>>1080709

>>1080717
>>1080718
Poor Cat. I hope she comes back strong at 200.

>>1074212
quickest blowjob I've ever seen desu

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>>1077501

>>1080773
That's Juji Gatame

>>1079010
kesa gatame is underrated as fuck.

Not a webm, but would appreciate it if someone turned it into one.
Watch all of it. Kid with the black tracksuit knows his stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9JgEez0tN4

>>1081185
He does indeed
Nice

>>1081185
>that hip toss
Fucking beautiful

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>>1080992
nah juji gatame looks like this

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>>1081823

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>>1081829
So juji gatame is a straight armbar that attacks the elbow, you use your hips to crowbar them and pop the joint, Ude gatame, you're attack the elbow but your crushing it with your own hands and the fulcrum of the body

So juji is a popping motion as you trust your hips, ude is a crushing/ smothering action

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>>1081856

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>>1081861
Who the fuck made these awful gifs?

>>1081862
this was a longgggggg time ago from when there was no split between the gif boards like talking 2008 i think?
one of the first request i asked for. forgot the original source so not sure if it could be updated

>>1081865
>>1081865
ok maybe not that old
here's the source video if someone could make an update webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldhmAtas2Y4#t=21

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>>1082072
Hee hee heee
Fucken amazin

>>1082135
story?

>>1082185
you hit a choke just right they black out real fast. looking at his grip its a power guillotine variant

Alright couldn't find a full on rekt thread, so does anyone have that webm of the boxer fighting some guy on the street?

It was pretty clear one of them was more professionally trained, I think he was wearing a red shirt. Lots of ducking and swaying.

>>1082161
roach: squashed

>>1080786
Underrated post.

>>1080717
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>>1080720
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>>1080724

God I love Ronda. She had a bad loss fighting a better striker but goddamn is she good at what she knows.

>>1079103

She looks pretty great there. Mannish face or not, I'd love to eat her asshole.

Needs more Sakuraba desu

>>1084195
Stupid jumprat couldn't figure out it's not kickboxing.

>>1080992

Spot the faaaaaaggoot.

>>1086218
Bones always looks like an 18 year old beating on his little brother's bully

>>1086245
Black don't crack.

>>1074209
what does heem mean?
I sometimes see this word in /sp/

>>1086875
its based of Reem
Overeem

Brazlians pronounce R's like H, so Royce is said Hoyce.

/sp/'s meme called Overeem's nick name of Reem into Heem

So he heem is like he is roided, he is knocked out, he is cuck, it can be used for so many things

>>1080617
devastating

>>1077531
>Nope

>>1074250
hahahah she rage screams before leaping on her. so good.

>>1089107
Why you never catch yourself with your arm............... Just let your torso do it's job.

>>1092214
Lost at the forward roll, love master ken
Oss!

>>1086216
>guy in the background standing up screaming YEAH!
loving
every
laugh

>>1081823
this referee is disgusting

>>1086216

this might be a dumb question, but I thought kicking a downed opponent was against the rules?

>>1097204
Kicking them in the head while they are down is against the rules.

That was the first fight im pretty sure. Had little to no regulations, they came up with that rule because of this fight. Didnt show, but his face was destroyed. He lost a bunch of teeth and has to get facial reconstruction surgery. RIP.

>>1084201

Judo is some scary shit.

>>1097992
god UFC is a joke
how do people think its anything but a more boring WWE?

>>1080707
God that was a beautiful fight. To see somebody get totally taken apart like that is really rare. Rematch is going to make so much god damn money it's insane.

>>1098332
>UFC

>>1097992
>Manlets

Just when will they learn?

>>1097992
When will manlets learn?

>>1097992
That's a big dwarf!

>>1074275
Thats sumigaeshi you fucktard

>>1082161

Can any wrestlingfags give me a breakdown of the legality of this?

>>1100194
It's fucking shit and the fucking ref is fucking horrible. YOU DONT EVER DO A FUCKING HEADLOCK INTO ANY KIND OF SUPLEX. He could have died. That Serbian motherfucker should be fined. What a piece of shit.

>>1092214
is this legitimately a matrial arts style?

>>1100326
no nigga it's a parody of McDojo culture, it's called Enter the Dojo. Like any good parody though it has some basis on reality, a lot of old chinese and japanese martial arts actually do have a ton of groin attacks and their stances are often greatly concerned with putting something in the way of your opponent's limbs and your crotch.

>>1101506
should've really controlled the arms when the kid went for the bag. Was expecting a gun desu.

>>1098332
WWE is a soap opera UFC is just real fighting it can be boring or exciting entirely on how they fight, if it is exciting the fighters do get bonuses so that's incentive for them but they also want win so playing it safe ends up being boring to watch.

>>1082151
Haha, this is great.

>>1100084
>: Hikikomi-gaeshi
wrong again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHdS_YrphkY


why do you make such wrong corrections when you don't know what you're talking about?

>>1101801
he needs to do a wrist lock to make him drop the knife

>>1102382
too late now

>>1101506
Wow I didn't think he'd actually kill him lmfao

>>1101506
that escalated quickly!

>>1103309
most street fights do
when people's feelings are hurt or pride is on the line. there are no rules in the street.

>>1103382
>he's gonna break my arm
Looked like he already did.

>>1103382
Amazing. This kid must have been training since he was a toddler.

>>1103306
he still is moving he's probably still alive.

>>1103382
That kid got FUCKED up

>>1077501
he didn't really run the pipe, he fucking slammed him though

>>1106147
Fuck Jones.
Dirtiest fighter in the UFC.

>>1101043
A reason why Wing Chun, a style I guess is for street fighting, has a stance where your knees are nearly touching, so they can block groin kicks and turn their knee to intercept leg kicks.
Also probably has something to do with it being developed by a woman, wearing skirts.

>>1086260
Stupidest shit I've read all year

>>1103544

Help doesn't exactly seem to be forthcoming

>>1106921
man gorillas legitimately frighten the shit out of me

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>>1075719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSFRqC2C8MI

>>1098332
Pride was better.

>>1116016
>Hendo
>400 years old
And still knocking people the fuck out.

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>>1116124
Elbow to the temple will do that! Here are my finishes from UFC 199 anons...

>>1116707
Thanks brah

>>1116875
^_^

>>1079211

Can someone explain how this was allowed?

>>1116719
Man I can't think of much that'd be worse than being in a professional fight you know you can't win. You can't just give up, that's not really how it works, you've just gotta keep going until your ass gets knocked down.

>>1117088
what do you mean?

>>1116724
wow, that first elbow was enough to stun him for quite a while

>>1119092
rofl

Apes.

>>1119206
MANIMALS

>>1116719
u can clearly see how pourier learned from conor

>>1119092
>I JUST WANT TO BANG BRO!!!
Literally bottom of the barrel fighters.

>>1101506
SFW thread only Dude

>>1119529
murder isn't safe for work?

>>1119341
But more entertaining for me

>>1077619
Shame about Hendo's chin now, bigger shame that Bisping is the champ now as well

>>1098332
Yaaaaaa that's Bellator not UFC anon

>>1119545
its not that bloody or gory
and its a streetfight and this thread is all about martial arts. martial arts entire purpose is to win in a street fight.

>>1119576
I remember watching this whole fight awhile ago, just a big pointless beating once one guy got taken out

>>1119610
like in the streets

>>1084294
Degenerate

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>>1101506
Yeah... when you get into a fight and someone reaches for a bag to pull something out, best to start sprinting.

>>1100194

In wrestling you can put your amrs in positions which have choking potential, but you cant choke the opponent. the illgal part is the choke, which the guy did. the guy was doing essentially an arm in guillotine, or a 'farmaconda.' He was choking the guy and the guy passed out. its hard to tell when the guy passed out but i rekon he was gone for at least 10 seconds before the other guy let go. Really dangerous, whats more is the referee was shit. Not only did he not recognise the choke but also that the dude passed out.In the refs defence, wrestling referees dont always have the knowledge of what can cause joint damage and choke someone out that a bjj or judo guy might have, but stil.

>>1116729
I cant believe that really happned fuck bisping>>1116724
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>>1116707
WHERE IS THE CRUZ FIGHT

>>1089107
>:06 seconds
>FUCK THE REF IM KILLING HIM

>>1119092
let them bang

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>>1116007

What do you guys use to make gifs? I use Apowersoft Video Converter Studio, but can't control the file size as precisely as I want.

>>1084294
are you a dog?

>>1087809
you couldn't be more wrong newfriend

>>1123132
Then whats your explanation

>>1119341
Actually no, Max is a fantastic stand up fighter, that is all about not getting hit. He had dominated the fight up to this point, and is on an 8 fight win streak and wants to make waves for a title shot, and sometimes guys just want to go on pure testosterone.

Can we have some Twister content? Or Other Eddie Bravo/Jean Jacques techniques.

I know Korean Zombie actually won with a twister in MMA before, if someone has that too

>>1100274
Considering the history of the Turks and the Serbs, and how seriously Europeans take shit that happened centuries ago, I'm sure no one gave a shit that the Turk got what people felt was a deserved comeuppance.

>>1074225
Didn't they stop a fight because a guy dislocated his pinky and popped it back in. Then they let this fight continue? wtf

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>>1080709

>>1080736
does anyone else find these weigh in bickering things totally fucking stupid?

>>1125878

This sport is stupid as hell

>>1097992
manlets, when will they learn

>>1117111
nice digits my friend

>>1119576
kek what the fuck

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>>1097992
bellator dude

>>1116719
Fuck I'm glad Dustin got that win. Green was being such a cocky fuck.

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>>1116707
Nice bra.

>>1119605
So by your logic, the best martial art is to have a gun?

>>1098332
>sport vs a tv show

That's like comparing medieval knights with LARPers

>>1126299
That's not an axe kick.

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>>1122930
Webm's for Retards/Swiff Army Knife

>>1119341
dumbass

>>1079116
What a time to be alive!

>>1086218
Is there a shot that shows where the kick landed?

>>1099948
MORE DIAZ

>>1100274
If your country is a piece of shit infested with cockroaches, you should not represent it in combat sports.

>>1084916
You're mentally handicapped, right?

>>1080617
reported, this shit aint cool

>>1080617
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