Long webms only Nothing less than 60 seconds

>>1050581
>english
nope

>>1050601
Bully for you.

>>1050006
jesus fucking christ i had to lay down after laughing at that

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>>1053260
nice

>>1050574
is this a movie?

>>1054601
Holy shit KænZer

>>1050568
What show is this?

>>1055329
Jin roh

>>1054731
No.

>>1055329
Jin ro the wolf brigade, it's a movie

>>1050040
>Bard party.webm

>>1050574
>>1050577
Sauce?

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>>1050006

>>1054601
this guy molested kids

>>1057131
This webm somehow makes the original version sound like it's high quality audio

>>1055247
>those age based insults coming from a fucking kid
I mean that just doesn't even make any sense. Even for the usual underage shit lord.

>>1057209

Based Danial Craig

>>1057155
neat

>>1057161
sauce?

>>1057366
the expanse
great show, season 1 just ended a couple months ago

>>1050016

Holy shit. All of those were a single continuous story. I never noticed.

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>>1059194
Not sure what I was expecting, but it wasn't that

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1/2

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>>1061776
2/2

>>1057155
>This is [The World]

>>1050565
I need to watch this film again

>>1057232
based nanoha

>>1063471

That was amazing.

>>1057159
>looking for sauce
>google filename
> According to this work, Kolob is the heavenly body nearest to the throne of God. While the Book of Abraham refers to Kolob as a "star",[1] it also refers to planets as "stars",[2] and therefore, some Mormon commentators consider Kolob to be a planet.[3] The body also appears in Mormon culture, including a reference to Kolob in an LDS hymn.[4]

what the fugg. sauce is the expanse on syfy btw

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Accidents do happen. Rip (Seriously) :D

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>>1064073
meant to add this

>>1064081
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/29/helicopter-crashes-near-bergen-in-norway-turoey

>>1064083
Superkek

>>1064073
The sauce was also in the metadata. You should invest in being able to look at that.

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>>1064139
huh, why does right click and searching on google give me different results than using the 4chanx google search. also youre right I dont in2computers very much but my google skills are quite good

I also haven't posted this in a very long time and I apologize if it is too short

>>1064144
4chanx is set to use the full image for jpg and png, while 4chan proper uses the 125x thumbnail for searches every time, If you searched a webm then I have no idea what happened.

>>1064148
>>1064144
Oh I should scratch that. I think there's a line in the advance options tab of the settings that lets you set that but it isn't on by default, I think.

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>>1064156
Actually it was the sauce tab, my bad again.

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>>1064148
when webms were newer image searching them was not helpful but now that theyre more widespread it almost always brings up results from some sort of chan where someone inevitably linked sauce to it so I never have to ask for it.

>>1064156
like I said doesn't matter to me much I'm happy spending a bit extra time on google. is there some way you can point me in the direction to find the metadata so I can dick around and maybe use that a bit? if its more complicated than a quick post don't worry about it

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>>1064165

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>>1064165
In 4chanx settings on the first tab that opens when you click the little wrench in your new top bar, scroll to the Images and Videos set of settings and one is WEBM Metadata, check the box next to it and refresh the page. You should have a little option in line with teh google search buttons called Title and hovering it will show if the webm has metadata and what the metadata says.

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>>1064170
thanks.

>>1057132
source?

>>1056746
and where might one view this Jin roh?

>>1050581
I to this day still do not fully understand why this makes me sad.

>>1057155
I've had dreams like this... it was so satisfying to watch.

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>>1050562
Thank you for that <3

>>1064333
Downloading it like you do for every tv show and movie.

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>>1064144

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Testing :)

>>1065046
Wait, you guys just download stuff? Where?

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>>1065189
Think thisone is better, testing again.

>>1064341
>>1064341

Because it's an artificial form of life recognizing futility, hopelessness, powerlessness

And you empathize with it being an organic creature innately aware of these concepts.'

TLDR; Dem feels mayne.

>>1065324
>Because it's an artificial form of life recognizing futility, hopelessness, powerlessness
And love. These are AI that have discovered they actually have a ghost - a soul - for the very first time.

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>>1064341
Because the Tachikomas - for lack of a better term - discover that despite being AI, they have come to posses that spark of quality one might call "humanity." They can actually feel a love so strong that they're willing to sacrifice themselves to save those that that they care for so much.

They even developed the capability to disobey orders knowing full well that they were ineffectual and instead, taking what they believed to be the best course of action. Something a program isn't capable of. Something that even a regular AI (in the GiTS universe anyways) isn't capable of. That kind of thinking and rationalization is only thing that - again, in that universe - something with a ghost is capable of.

>>1065219
The internet

>>1050006
Does anyone have the ice cream version?

>>1057161
explain

>>1065519
Rail Gun.

Right through the hull.

>>1050565
Is that Eric Andre in the middle at 0:56?

>>1050585
What show?

>>1057270
Source?

>>1065552
>>1065559
youre retarded

>>1065559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyfZnmDhCvk
It's right in the filename too though.

>>1065412
>58 seconds
too short, GTFO

>>1065552
rome

>>1065121
I guffawed

>>1065563
How so Mr. English?

>>1055183
>>1057171

Always found these to be fucking hilarious.

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>>1065614
whats this from? i used to be a huge CKY fan back in highschool and ive never seen this. fuckin brandon cracks me up

>>1066001
cky documentary. shows how they got started and stuff. it's back when they all actually liked each other.
Apparently franz is making a feature length CKY movie right now with interviews and stuff asking them all why it fell apart and what happened with bran and bam and the lot of them which should be in in 2017 but who knows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQvf8H9h7E

>>1065189

please, what is song name?

>>1050565
Such an amazing movie. I really hope they make it into a series.

>>1050568
I wish there were more animated movies like this.

>>1050590
Why aren't there more anime like Bebop?

>>1064333
just so you know its mostly philosophical babbling the entire movie, that action is literally the only bit. that said its pretty darn good

>>1050006
This is what europeans do all day, every day. Just bitch about what americans are doing.

>>1077895
It's more geopolitical maneuvering than it is philosophical.

If you want a philosophy lesson, go watch Ghost in the Shell.

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Short webms you said?

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>>1077921
Pretty much

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>>1050568
>>1055329
>>1056746
>>1064333
>>1077895
>>1078323
Made this one a while back. Sorry to spoil the climax of the film.

>>1050570
Makes me sad that I've only watched like half of the first season. It seems so great, but it's such a pain to try and keep up with all the plots and subplots. I practically have to start taking notes.

>>1057155
The only good scene in the entire movie.

>>1057159
>>1057161
Fucking love The Expanse. Everyone should watch it. (Preferably legally, so they can make more seasons.)

>>1050568
>>1084188
worth watching the entire movie just for the ambush scene

also his face at the end of the first webm is one of the best "i fucked up" looks of all time

So I recently lost my standard ffmpeg encoding line. I've been able to reconstruct most of it from memory but there's just one little thing I'm forgetting: what's the command to make sure there're only two audio tracks – the left ear and the right ear?

It's something like
>-at 2
I think?

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>>1084257
Never mind, I think I found it in the documentation. I think it's
>-ac 2

Anyway, have the rest of this scene.
>>1057161

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Sorry if you can't understand her accent here. She's telling the martian ambassador that earth has captured an OPA agent (terrorists / freedom fighters on Ceres who want independence from earth) who had secret martian stealth technology, indicating that Mars is working with the OPA. (This scene is setup for the next scene I'm going to post.)

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This is my favorite scene in the entire show.

>>1077877
Where's the audio?

>>1077877

I guess her panic button was faulty eh?

>>1077877
This isn't even remotely believable. You don't get to be a cop— in ANY country, even sissy ones like Sweden or wherever— until you've gone through some basic training in hand-to-hand combat. She fights like a fucking bitch. She'd never be on the force.

>>1084399

Not to mention there's reason why officers are paired up.

>>1077873
1: It's not the 90's anymore
2: Moe Genre
3: The industry was taken over by perverts
4: Cell animation isn't a thing anymore
5: People in Japan would rather wank to generic tits than enjoy glorious cell animated action.

>>1057228
this should be renamed to darksouls 3 pvp

>>1050012
>intangibility
>gets stuck to glue

I hate cartoons.

>>1084399
Have you never been to the UK? Our police are mostly shit, especially up north where there's no politicians or royals for terrorists to target

>>1084353
>>1084351
>>1084325

you're the reason I watched this show. fucking great show.

>>1085385

Are you an idiot? I you think it's remotely possible for a female police officer to ever find herself in that kind of position without her partner and without using her panic button then you are insane.

>>1064385
Impressive desu

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>>1084353
I preferred this set of scenes.

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>>1087674

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>>1087675