Let's have a slav / russian thread. cyka blyat edition

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>two guys dumping webms in one thread while ignoring each other
t-tsundere

>>1039178
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
BORIS

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>>1039178

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I am willing to bet this is from eastern europe

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>>1039178
Cheeki breeki

>>1039176
this is great kek

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>>1039197
[He was a good stalker playing in the distance]

>>1039124
no.

>>1039117
yes.

>>1039132
fucking sign me up right now

>>1039191
>filename
>not 'cosmonaut in training'

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>>1039178

>>1039132
sauce on this?

>>1039124
my dick is hard but my heart is sad

>>1039194
he looks so american i bet he´s made out of corn syrup

>>1039191
Is this extraordinary to non-slavs? I guess the only western swings I remember seeing used chains or ropes.

More Polish webms?

>>1039732
Nah they are all over Europe,we have those in Romania also

>>1039132
Original song is Red Alert 3 Soviet theme for those wondering

>>1039732
yes. never seen a swing that didn't use chain.

>>1039164
is this dude fucking serious?

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>>1039949

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>>1039759

>>1039997
How exactly does this work

>>1039997
wuut

>>1039186
wish that could've been my childhood. Mine wasn't bad, just boring as fuck.

>>1039117
That man has been hurt before

>>1039997
can someone explain please?

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Чe вaм cкинyть, yeбaны?

>>1039999
Very simple explanation:

Radio waves are electro magnetic waves, just as electricity.

The straws conduct electricity just a tiny bit.

The tower seems to be some very high powered radio transmitter, but the insulation (if there ever was one) seems to be gone or severly damaged.

The electricity from the tower lets the leaves of the straws vibrate which then creates sound.

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>>1040100

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>>1040100
Aнyc ceбe cкинь зa шивopoт, oбeзьянa.

>>1039178
source?

>>1039117
Is that Lex fucking Luthor from Smallville?

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Never got past pilot episode, sadly.

>>1039142
song name?

>>1039168
Webm got me, also the title.

>>1040260
This

>>1040290
>poor russian can neither kazachok around, nor rest in a proper flat foot squat
>owner doesn't even give him 50 rubles for zakuson
When will retards stop getting pets they cannot care for?

this thread needs more natalia

>>1040290
cyka blyat

>>1040317
kek

>>1039960
kurwas r not slavs

>>1040344
Of course they are.

>>1040344
everything east of germany is slav

>>1039928
Why he could be not?

>>1040365
Almost
Baltic countries aren't slavs
But basically you're right

>>1040100
Very well made, haha
keep doing

>>1039178
u have link comrade?

Requesting Vojislav Seselj in webm form

>>1040157
>>1040413
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vIMrMSs-5w

>>1039124
anyone got the original audio?

>>1039194

for the retards out there, if you did this you would be crushed a mixture of meat and bone slurry

>>1040344
They are the orginal slavs.

>>1040477
They must be pretty old then not dying for millenia

>>1040486
By that I meant the origin land of slavs.

>>1040472
Doctor Dick - E-Rotic

>>1039997
>>
wow whatever that giant thing is it is REALLY HOT

>>1040612
>BMW M5
Should've been Lada Niva

>>1040631
Not really, it's just electricity. I imagine the device is probably cool.

Also global rule 2

>>1040472
>>1040630
>>1039124
I think he was asking for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtuNl2KZ4rM

>>1039114
That guy will forever have the weirdest story to tell in his life.

>>1039949
Fake t90 have 3 crew member i see 4
>>1039957
>>1039161
Someone put a witcher 3 monster hunting theme to these

>>1040666
checked

>>1040365

Finland is slav now?

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>>1040830
nah they are mongols

>>1040842

Yes, but mongols != slavs.

>>1040266
https://youtu.be/a3CNA8dZiEA

>>1040123
*will to marry her intensifies*

>>1040066

unf

>>1040125
sick beat senpai, is their an actual song of this?

>>1040666
>I know nothing about bratva

>>1039774
Thanks.

>>1039136
good filename.

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>>1039168
>>1040287

Fuck, I know I'm fishing in empty waters here but in some slav thread earlier there was a kind anon who posted some webms with flags of serbia croatia and bosnia on the corners of the videos.
Does anyone have them?

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Why hasn't this been posted yet?

>>1040830
finns are a mixture of inbred slavs and mongols

does someone have more stalker webms?

>>1041727
not a bad file name

>>1039194

he has acomplished a complete reversal of his alienated position, namely that in which, as operator in a technological process of production, he is at once removed both from the enviroment that is so procesed and the produckt of his work, so by removing himselfs from that position in the predilected structuire of relations, he throws himself naked as it were into the very machinery of the process, becoming fully procesed himself in a sense and thus reborn in a form asimilated by the constituets of this now fully procesed reality
in this way a liberating emersal in totality is achieved, a renewed extatic sense of being, ready to embrace the world it is now as one with again

>>1041728
if anyone cares this is source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_on_the_Moon

>>1041751
Slavoj, pls, ur drunk

>>1040728
lol no shit, kid.

>>1041761
ebin

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>>1041751

>>1039124
>those classic portraits

>>1040344
This
pollocks sold their cunts to murrica, they are not Slav anymore
Even Chechs are more Slav than pollocks

>>1039132
Where the fuck can I find this specific version?
Been looking for an hour and can't find shit.

Does anyone have the webm of Natalia Poklonskaya playing the piano which then cuts to Putin? It has Soviet March theme playin over it (first piano then regular)

>>1039186
>cadian kindergarten.

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>>1041856
*BLAM*

>>1039186
>karate chop's the op rod
my dick could not be harder

>>1041870
>op rod
its really just a cleaning rod

>>1040709
Song sauce

>>1040614

Needs a Jojo edit.

>>1042038

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0&ab_channel=Sbaton

>>1040090
>tfw know far too well that look on his face.

>>1039999
nice quads

>>1040709
>ukrops
dropped

>>1042172
These are separatists ya blind idiot.

>>1042174
*tips fedora*

>>1039132
saurce on video pls

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>>1039158
wtf

>>1040103
It's not the grass that's vibrating, it's the electrical plasma arc that's generating the sound.

>>1042281
little idiot deserved it.

>>1039774
Ive been told that in turn was either based on or straight up the same as some yugoslavian song. Cant confirm if that's true though.

>>1040870
What film is this soundtrack from?

>>1041727
this version is hi fi, how come?

>>1041857
>dat flinch

>>1042588

... Lord of the Rings.

>>1039136
What the fuck

>>1039194
Definitely the Midwest

>>1040870
The love this man required from his people was beaten, extorted and murdered out of them. Hitler was welcomed with open arms.

>>1040835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kohsgr4kLdM
incase

>>1040612
KGB agents celebrating?

>>1041443
original song?

>>1042439
Yeah. Was hoping he would stop moving.

>>1043159
according to rt.com, their speed was relatively low, around 20-25 km/h, but still running that fast in snow in a thick winter uniform is pretty impressive

>>1042281
talk shit get hit

>>1043331
Igor Rasteriaev is playing and singing it, he is the author of the music and text.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37l7P5V1eXU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8zIfaNHiB0

>>1043170
Reminder that Hitler was never elected anything before being appointed to the chancelor's position under extraordinary circumstances.
And to the people who weren't targeted in his purges, Stalin was the strongman who won WW2. To Georgians, he's still very much a national hero.

>>1039164

>Filename not "Sergei goes kebab hunting"

You had one job, anon

>>1041767
Zizek is a cokehead, right?

All that twitching and hand-gesturing and nose rubbing.

>>1041870
this

>>1041870
It's not like it is an unusual move.

>>1043746
fucking shaman king

>>1043757
i dont come into these threads for feels fampai

>>1043760
>>1043762
>>1043768

how is any of these relevant
fuck off

4 mb limitation prevents me from posting some really good ones. Ay idea how to cut webms quickly?

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>>1043784

>>1040397
Balt here, can confirm the tracksuit squatters are still in fashion.

>>1041724
i want to marry her.

>>1043746
Polish version of this song is so much better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4VbQ80v3Is

>>1043757
Anybody got the song sauce? I remember finding it, but never saved it.

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>>1043757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqh9Hj1Z8o

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Fuck,
this >>1043842
for you >>1043834

>>1039132
>Red Alert 3 theme
>military branch bases themselves off Metro 2033's spartans

What /v/ rooskie is running PR for the Novorussians?

>>1043853
kek

>>1043853
Actually wouldn't surprise me. The Separatists have been incredibly active on imageboards.

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>>1043746
Greatest kek all day.

>>1043888
>you will never shitpost from bombed out donetsk commieblock
why live

>>1043834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqh9Hj1Z8o

>>1043891
>be so drunk you cant even stand
>still manage not to piss yourself

>>1043784
download ffmpeg
use

-vf scale=x:y
for scaling down the resolution of your video (i.e. -vf scale=640:480)

-b:v X
for changing the bitrate (i.e. -b:v 5000K)

check the ffmpeg wiki for more details about these options

>>1042264
plix

>>1043300
Looks like a tribal wedding in the Caucasus

>>1041846
>it's censored
>it's not the "BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" version

>>1043170
Depends when, depends where. In some point Germans had enough of Hitler's failures and Soviets really loved Stalin before he went full retard with his shizophrenia
They were not perfect leaders, they made huge mistakes, sometimes they acted really unproffesional during the War, but still they led two strongest countries on the world.

>>1042281
story
?

link?

>>1044197
what is this
to catch a predator slav edition?

>>1043744
No he's just autistic

>>1039176
What the fuck is it Russian Tom Waits

>>1040344
WEEEEEEEEEENDSSS

>>1039997
radioisodoped iron. It's conducting radioactivity.

>>1039164
Wow impressive, most impressive

>>1043774
God damnit that was amazing

>>1044283
uploader here, i have the webm from /wsg/ myself. i dont know story or sauce

>>1044841
Little shitheads pisesd off the bum. This kid deserved it

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>>1039108

>>1040709
needs an edit with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0

>>1043792
Mostly kavenskai only
But it's disappearing pretty much

>>1040614
xaxaxa.... "...blad.... nu che..."

>>1044283
small student mocked the homeless and he punished him. Name even gave homeless - Compote

>>1044315
yes but instead of pedos, they are catching gay men

>>1040476
>if you did this you would be crushed a mixture of meat and bone slurry
nice try fag but I'm still gonna do it. what you gonna do about it? you sound mad.

>>1039132
my god that is3 looks so sexy

>>1043853
Givi and Motorola
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l4mvWzO1dE

>>1039142
>not naming it Meanwhile_at_the_institute.webm

W H Y
H
Y

>>1039194

I wish I could be that happy

>>1044299

What are those pops as the missile is leaving the silo?

>>1042588
pretty sure its Man of Steel

>>1045151
I have no idea, these small explosives shoot small things from the rocket, maybe some parts to provide smooth movement between the rocket and the silo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyRyAIAM2-c

>>1039197
What mod is this?

>>1040138
A ты чeгo y мaмы тaкoй гpyбиян?

>>1045151
i believe they are igniters

>>1045197
and the small pops are directional thrusters

>>1045322
>>1045197
actually no, explosives to knock off connectors of some kind, probably something with fluid

>>1039205
Song?

>>1041012
Arma 3 or Arma 2 menu theme or something I can't remember.

>>1044987
Natural selection at work.

>>1045348
He was a god stalker, from Stalker soundtrack

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>>1040339

>>1039999
KWADZ

>>1039997
holy fuck that's an impressive amount of radio waves

>>1039999
>>1040076
>>1040095
it's like a giant antenna that collects radio waves. RW are usually really fucking weak, so that's fucking insane

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>>1041727

but they were the first in space...

>>1045204
that doesn't happen in mods. that's stock. CoP I think.

does anyone have that webm of syrian jets bombing the fuck out of syria and like russia shooting missles at syria with some russian song playing?

i saw it on krautchan months ago

>>1045740
strato esy eisai?

>>1044132
Looks like a Caucasus tribal wedding in Moscow.

>>1039142
>Hotline Miami 2.webm

>>1046158
> - Danger in 200 meters (cherez dvesti metrv opasnost)
This guy was forewarned

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>>1046158
>mfw that song

>>1042647
>>1041727
It's a remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLWAlWfgivA

>>1046158
"Opa" that's my favorite slav word.

>>1040668
"She have no parents"

I didn't ask for these feels.

>>1042281
Beautiful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMPyJ9RjPAw

don't scream at me for youtube link and /r/ but i think it will make great webm when police comes to look at ufo
russia in nutshell

>>1040083
trust me it gets boring, my father hunts and i clean his rifles since 12yo and we did that shit in school a few times, its not as fun as it looks

>>1044509
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qjtam7LnAM
nah, this guy is
leningrad is russian tiger lilies

>>1043768
BLUE
BOARD

>>1043515
Haha got the sheet music too by any chance?

>>1039168
why this makes me remember "moon moon" all the time ?

>>1044272
Both were crazy people who led million to die and murder, that's the only part that really counts.

>>1041849
here you go familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clq4ShJvi10

>>1039417
>>1039696
>>1046256
What's the story?

>>1046424
I fucking can't stand the constant sweeping from left to right. STOP SWEEPING THE CAMERA.

>>1043946
Look at the songs comment

>>1043757
Fuck you just fuck you

You fucking made me cry after I read his story

>>1046495
well link?

>>1046214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDGLFLKa5o4

>>1046495
Boast it phagot

>>1046424
Thanks to my poor Russian language, I managed to list all of the songs:

Katyusha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLg83QMmlGs

Smuglyanka-Moldovanka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJN-o_HT0VI

Tyomnaja Notch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDGLFLKa5o4

Eternal Fire (from the movie "Ofitsery")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS06mV4k9yQ

Red Alert 3 theme "Soviet March"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc

Den Pobedy (Victory Day) by Vladimir Shainsky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_LaQsHUNlQ

>>1041763
I see you didn't understand my sarcastic joke

>>1046424

Was the cameraman drunk or something?

>>1046424

Who are these slav semenski demonski?

>>1046742
>>1046453
Stop whining, they didn't have the camera crane so they had to improvise to make it dynamic.

>>1039186
pretty sure this was Ukraine but i might be mistaken

>>1046333
Holy fuck dude. I need to go for a walk.

>>1047996
Is this ISIS?

>>1047996
>Ukrainians destroy monuments of the person who helped create Ukraine
I don't know who is more retarded now, Ukrops or Pollocks

>>1048020
>>1048027
>>1048029
Why delete?

>>1048036
I'm afraid of the KGB

>>1048043
I am fsb its legal
There is no more KGB

>>1048060
Lel joking there is no KGB

>>1040103
Except that radio waves are usually modulated and getting any kind of recognizable sound would require a demodulator.

>>1048060
>There is no more KGB
In your country probably
http://www.kgb.by/en/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR0aAeD6Bb4

>>1048068
It's dissolved my friend
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/KGB

>>1048073
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Security_Committee_of_the_Republic_of_Belarus

>>1048079
The KGB which I was saying is USSR not the unheard Blearus

>>1048079
]it is one of the few intelligence agencies that kept the Russian name "KGB" after the dissolution of theSoviet Union, albeit it is lost in translation when written in Belarusian (becoming KDB rather than KGB). (The "SpecialRiot Police," however, are still calledOMON.)

>>1048083
>Blearus
Thanks

>>1048085
KGB - КГБ Кoмитeт Гocyдapcтвeннoй Бeзoпacнocти (russian language)
KDB - КДБ Кaмiтэ́т Дзяpжáўнaй Бяcпéкi (belarusian language)
Кaмiтэ́т дзяpжáўнaй бяcпéк = Кoмитeт гocyдapcтвeннoй бeзoпacнocти
KDB = KGB

>>1048101
But Belarus is a small country every one is scared of FSB (Russian) not the New KGB (Belarus) I mean KGB was powerful when they were in Soviet Union not now

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>>1048103
I live in this small country and I am afraid of the KGB, because it came yesterday to my neighbor and fucking shot his family

>>1048119
Yes if you live in Belarus

>shot his family
Well you should be carefully then probably they can tap your connection

>use Tails OS
It's great and can't be spied

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>>1048123
THAИKS COMЯADE

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>>1045089
ayyy

>>1040126
I guess Russians just evolved to be the best drivers.

>>1044884
adorable

>>1039997
is the grass producing sound? what the shit?

>>1048179

Oh man, major nostalgia.

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>>1040100

>>1039176
opa shnur

>>1048187
wats habbening :DDD?

>>1039158
simply epic

>>1048222
Their house burned down and they blame each other in it

>>1044882
D-do the slavs know what we do to videos of them dancing? Are they just baiting us at this point?

>>1040870

Fuck this one is good.

Has anyone learnt Russian? Is it hard?

>>1040407
Song name?

>>1039142
Does anyone have sauce for both of these videos?

>>1048363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go7_y20BE_M

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>>1048355
I had Russian classes back in high school, but it was only 3 years and my laziness prevents me to learn more. If you are Slav like me, then, to be honest, the hardest thing is the Cyrillic alphabet. Russian language is a very melodious and "soft" , many words you can find in other Slav languages.

>>1046495
Link?

>>1048027
disgusting commie, wish i could hang you fucking cunt.

>>1048628
>unintentionally making him look better

>>1039117
I love this girl. What's her name ?

>>1040106
What is this ? Its hypnotic.

>>1041724
Perfect soviet girl.

>>1048628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfayCzNuA74

>>1048381
Top one is Terminator 2 you filthy pleb

>>1048138

Sauce on that song?

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>>1049657
What the fuck did I just watch

>>1046181
song name: Кинo - cпoкoйнaя нoчь

>>1039172
youtube of this

>>1040835
sauce on on grill ?

>>1048119
sauce on the song?

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>>1050736

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>>1050745

>>1048301
Wtf! I love Russia now.

>>1050662
isn't that malika shamsadov

>>1050676
Eгop Лeтoв - Moя oбopoнa

>>1050676

гpaждaнcкaя oбopoнa – Bcё идёт пo плaнy *fix

>>1051226
Thanks

>>1046247
what dose it mean?

>>1049667
What is this?