Funny Military stuff

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>>1016491
always love this one

bump, that was all I had.

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Here's one..

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>>1016487

This count?

>>1016487
foreign to what?

>>1016491
good jobe Bartek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIx_wfA5xOk

>>1017347
>he's obviously a coward
Kekd

>>1017301
I'm slightly aroused from this.

>>1017223
terrible song

>>1016491
....dick.

>>1017301
>>1019290

>snake will never gently exfil you while telling you war stories

why even live

>>1016487
He's probably the smartest.

>>1019329
It is a dick move but snipers should be able to adjust that when targeting someone/something.

>>1019331
What?

>>1016487
The Platoon Slut.
Anyone who wants can have a go

>>1019349

It's Command and Conquer Red Alert.

>>1017241
Is this actually the army and why on earth did they do this?

>>1017301
That is the most autistic fucking shit I've ever heard. That guy should kill himself for even attempting that performance.

>>1019852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXjIy0XQGi4
That one is real, ukrainian one is fake. Synchs pretty well though

>>1017310
Source?

I've always regretted not filming one of the simulated attacks we encountered when I was put in charge of defending a three story building. We were attacked from the nearby woods, and I remember I was just peeking out the window, trying to relay orders to the squads around the bulding on the radio, when the "enemy" suddenly decided to retreat, and I saw so many idiots just throw their rifle onto their shoulders, weapon pointing backwards, and fire full auto as they ran back into the woods. Some of the funniest shit I've seen.

During the same day we also had "protesters" come and demonstrate outside our base, after a little while they started to throw water balloons at the guards blocking the entrance, at which point one of the guards fired a warning shot for whatever reason and it ended up in several guards not realizing this was an unprovoked warning shot fired by a squadmate, and thereby responding to the fire by shooting into the 50 people or so protesting in front of them, the whole situation rapidly progressed into soldiers leaving their post to run out in the street, tackle, pepper-spray and handcuff innocent protesters. This was actually filmed, but unfortunately it showed parts of the camp that had some degree of secrecy I guess, and subsequently wasn't allowed to be shared. I also think the higher ups wouldn't appreciate such a cluster fuck being shown to the public.

Oh yeah, Norwegian Conscription army btw. A shit ton of knowledgeable and talented people, but a handful of absolute retards to make a clusterfuck of otherwise controllable situations.

>>1016487
i thought you said funny

>>1020187

lol senpai u got no chill

>>1020187

The only autistic person here is you for sperging out so bad over something that is obviously a joke.

>>1016491
>>how to piss off a sniper.webm

>>1017223
Oh God, the cringe

>>1019395
I'm finnish and I am cringing like no tomorrow.

>>1016487
The beaver noise in the last clip always gets me.
Can anyone shorten it down?

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>foreign
>4chan

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more fdf

>>1017223
fag

>>1017241
0:24 always fucking gets me

>>1016491
RIP Windage

>>1032006
song?

>>1016499
not funny

>>1019349
Story of ukrainian tank plant's contract to build 50 BM Oplot tanks for Thailand in 35 seconds.

>>1016487
>funny
>this post

dead thread

>>1032727
Rolling Stones- Just a shot away.

>>1032781
it's actually rolling stones - gimme shelter

>>1032810
Its actually rolling stones - "it aint me"

>>1020329
The people in that crowd look older, do they even know what this song is? Why would the coast guard play some animu theme song?

>>1032842
Such is life in the zone

>>1020836
translation?

>>1020742
people glorifying war is more cringe.

>>1016499
My favorite

>>1028240
What's amazes me is that he's saying
>This is for today's bus
>For all the civilians

>>1032815
It's actually rolling stones - "gimme that stone"

>>1016487
"foreign"? To who? America, since its the center of the fucking world i guess?

>>1035850
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>>1016491
motherfucker.

>>1017347
Keke'd super hard

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Sauce on name of this German march?

>>1038390
Erika

>>1035625
Not the one you asked, but:
"...you don't need them at war"
"I don't need no hearingprotection"
"Shoot them clouds, goddamn!"
"This aint even loaded" [arms]
[shoots]
"Fiddlesticks!!"
"This is how it works, goddamn! Anti Aircraft, not even.... I have never used any weapon ever, that even shoots in the air!"

I don't even understand wtf they are doing.

>>1017241
That's not the original audio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxu1VzTlG2A

>>1035776
It's actually Rolling Stones - Creedence Clearwater Revival

>>1035850
No, the Solid Metal Core is, you eejit.

>>1038700
Wasting Munitions.

And Air.

>>1028629
goddamn they are beautiful

source or moar

>>1038613
Finfag here. Holy shit that reminded me of some good times.

>>1019395
>Shooting literally straight up
>15 seconds later his buddy drops dead

whups

>>1040583
They are using wooden bullets and recoil enhancers (not sure if that's what they're called in English), so there's no danger since nothing shoots out except wooden splinters.

>>1019085
The A Team soundtrack made that worth every second.

>>1040583
>literally straight up
no

>>1019341
word

>>1017347
russians still using what looks like a mig 21? what

>>1038760

You think, dumbass? That tune is from a shitty animu called neon genesis evangelion.

>>1038788

He's shooting blanks though, they cost absolutely nothing.

>>1040600

Blank rounds

Blank firing adaptor

>>1028880
>Fucking gnome dance
Toppest of keks

Does anyone have that clip with some slavs pissing off a sniper with a stick and some clothes?

>>1032764
Got me good

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>>1046607
For you

>>1046823
You are a gentleman and a scholar

>>1041523
Probably Syrians

>>1017533
Video? pls man

>>1040583
Physics, motherfucker.

Does not work that way. Get outta here with your fuddlore.

>>1041556
It's better than fucking Bon Jovi, that's for damn sure.

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>>1046823
"I hope they go for an RPG next"

Lost my shit. This made this thread worth visiting. XD

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>>1028629
San a version of this with sound @ cripplechan once.

>>1047055
Filename.

>>1046199
Yeah battlefield is pretty fun

>>1047116
You know deep inside this guy is crying.

>>1046823
what's the language they're speaking?

>>1028240

Has anyone ever accidentally stood behind one of those when it fired?

>>1047116
He says "I hope they don't go for an RPG" not the opposite

>>1048423

theyre Syrian rebels.

>>1032006
Also, source on the video?

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>>1016487

>>1047825
That guy probably destroyed his Eardrums and the shockwave from the cannon may have caused some other thing too

>>1038784
It's actually Stoning Rolls - Take my shelter

>>1038613
Imagine fighting these guys

Finns are crazy in the head

>>1016491
Never heard of a fielded optic without a zero marking.

This did nothing.

>>1048423
>>1049967
not exactly ... they are kurdish. they fight the rebels and isis

>>1047255
story ?

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>>1041556
Because everyone knows about animu shit.

Stay salty, faggot.

>>1047255
>>1050575
PMCs screwing around in Iraq

>>1039150
Is it hot?

>>1050678
Very. I got one on my lip once while my comrade was shooting beside me, left a nasty burn.

>>1047116
RIP eardrums in the least, people usually fire them using cable, atleast 5-10m away.

>>1050059
What is this from?
10/10

>>1050872
Look at any USMC base. They always do shit like this. Most masculine gay branch I've ever had the privilege of meeting.

They give no fucks.

>>1051497
Of all the normie memes that died I'm glad this was one of the fastest

>>1050059
sauce?

>>1051713
>>1050872
>>1050876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vai2COsrEnc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMaTcMrJHUs

>>1051715
If anyone could do more webms, that'd be great too.

>>1016499
can love bloom on the battlefield

>>1032006
The shot from the end of the barrel of the tank is so great.
Makes me sad that I will never own a Tank.

>>1052008

Source on that? Looks like napalm, or could be Willy Pete.

>>1052008
It's a Christmas miracle!

>>1051494
It's chilling how fitting it is.

>>1040583
Straight up is safe because the bullet loses momentum and falls at terminal velocity, which isn't very high since it is light weight.

Shooting at 45 degree angle actually will kill someone a long ways off though because the bullet retains its momentum.

>>1052020
It's legal to own demilitarized tanks in the US.

Arnold has one.

>>1052165
Yeah but is it practical.

>>1035850
>American website
>50% American userbase
fuck off

>>1046823
>I hope they not go for a rpg

kek

>>1051715
bump for more

>>1047077
Actually yes it does.

Some years back in my hometown of Lancaster, PA a girl was killed after a bullet fell into here head and killed her.

Neighbors were firing guns into the air.

Quick google shows this has happened several times.

>>1050876

Soldiers all around act all gay. It's the camaraderie.

>>1038700
hajos saatana

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Contributing some from Finnish Army, gonna try dig up some more

>>1050678
Think about it.
Imagine if a small metal canister that just had what is effectively a small bomb detonate inside it flying down the back of your shirt less than a second after the detonation

>>1047116
>ruptures internally

>>1047055
Look up Restrepo on Netflix

>>1052022
It's WP, I think it was used by Israel on a "terrorist hideout" which turned out to be a school

>>1050678
It just exploded, the fuck you think?

>>1051715
AHHHHH YESSS san diego, my home town.....

>>1032830
The cartoon is twenty years old and so famous that trains and parks are themed after it, most people could probably recognize it in one way or another

>>1051715
kekd

>>1051494
I'm so glad my country is allied with these cucks.

>>1052022
It's SMART ammo

>>1052022

White phosphorus (allegedly) used by the russians on Syrians.

>>1016499

Semper

>>1016491

>mfw realizing its fucking airshitters

>>1017241

>Ukrainian civil war starts over Rei v Asuka arguments

>>1052008

>the increasingly panicked kebab radio chatter

>>1032006
The funnier part is that this very tank got hit with artillery.

Does anyone have the Mi-17 using the highway for navigation?

>>1052386
Yes, free parking everywhere

>>1032741
>what is slav
you're just not old enough to get the reference

>>1058676
laos, thailand? what else....

>>1051494
>air quality in Bejing will be shitty as usual today due to parading 100 tanks at the same time.

>>1020378
Do you have any more cool stories?

>>1017310

>ABRA CADABRA
>twisting Kebab's war theme

I like this slav.

>>1050059
is that fruity rudy on the left?

>>1058782
You sure?

>>1058249
Swedish army in a nutshell.

>>1047329
IS NOBODY COMMENTING ON THE EXISTENCE OF THIS VIDEO LIKE WHAT THE FUCK GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

>>1061373
oh wow

>>1061414
Well, that's the middle east for you.

>>1061404
Demonstrated by the Finnish army.

>>1055148
You have no actual proof that it was the neighbors bullets, get the fuck out of here dumb ass.

>>1019395
As i finn i feel deep shame for this fucking retard...

>>1016487
Leffy died in an ambush

>>1062433
Proof or just bs. Because i dont remember any conflict he could have been involved in.

>>1038613
>Raikkönen from nowhere

>>1058789
I remember doing this shit in DayZ

>>1051497
i never noticed the girl before

>>1062901
lol. he's a comedian on Norwegian television now

>>1047116
I hope he's wearing ear defenders

>>1017347

I wish someone would edit the advertisement out of this, but I'm shit at webms and would fuck it up

>>1047116
Finnish artillery gunner here, that shit feels awesome. No need for cables for artillery this small.

>>1028629
>peili
Mitä helvettiä seis.

>>1046199
song?

>>1047116
>claim to be a man
>have long hair
good riddance, his organs are ruptured

>>1061414
that's arabs for you, they're subhumans, nothing surprising.

If only USA would stop protecing Saudi Arabia, Iran would rid the world of that cancerous shit

>>1058245
at least translate what they say

>>1061274

Germany

>>1032842
wow I love this one

>>1016487
Special Forces

>>1039150
Not as bad as having a clump of slow burning powder from a shell hit you right in the tear duct. That shit sucks.

>>1052163
Terminal velocity has nothing to do with weight, it's all a matter of surface area. Volume.

>>1058782
Explain.

>>1047055
It's from Restrepo IIRC

>>1050044
Don't know exactly, but I know this is a Ukrainian crew, the video was posted on /r/UkraineConflict about a month or so ago.

>>1040550
Bums me out that we Hungarians are apparently closely related to you but don't speak similarly. I'd love to join up with the Finnish military if I knew the language.

>>1058245
>>1067939
Roughly "Why are you sleeping!?" Kinda tricky to translate because reasons, someone more fluent correct me please.

>>1067927
Amen nigger

>>1052008
Them fucking transformers at it again.

>>1050059

is the Marine on the right's first name Jordan?

>>1052165
Can confirm. Russian tanks like the T-72 in the video cost less than most super cars, usually around $50'000. T-55's and most APC's are even less. But American vehicles are as much as $325k for a Hellcat or Patton.

>>1067896
>Cover me Abu Hajar.
>No!
>BITCH IMMA AIM THIS SHIT AT MY FUCKING FEET GTFO N START SHOOTING

All in all they got surprisingly less rekt than I expected them to.

>>1070273
>T-72 in the video cost less than most super cars, usually around $50'000
yeah, in it's steel weight maybe
gun alone would cost about 150k

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Battle of the Nations 2016, for /int.

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>>1051965
NO!

>>1051490
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>>1069159
Terminal velocity, the speed at which the force of gravity equalizes with drag:
D ~ coeff * speed * surface
W ~ mass * gravity
D = W -> t_speed ~ mass*gravity/coeff*surface
The terminal speed is directly proportional to the mass.

>>1046823
God I love these guys. Kurds are so fucking awesome

>>1016499
>tough love

>>1016487
People find this funny? This guy makes a few faces and everyone thinks it's hilarious and share worthy? I would have liked laeffy if I were like thirteen but I expect everyone here to be over 18

>>1062005
then who the fuck shot her?
>something goes up
>it goes back down
is this so hard for americunts to understand?

>>1071029
>but i expect everyone here to be over 18
there is your mistake

>>1038390
That's the end of the world right there.

>>1051965
It can

>>1070898
Welp, guess I need to brush up on my shit. Disregard previous post, I suck cocks.

>>1058782
those flags on their shoulders are illegal to wear outside the military.

>>1072924
That a local law? Murricans would both love and hate that

>>1052008
>>1052022
>>1058726
It's WP. The Russians used WP and thermobarics to send a message to the isis fags who killed and then paraded the corpse of around of the surviving pilot that was shot down by turkey. No one really made a fuss over it because the claim was they were hitting ammo dumps which is allowed by international law. But everyone involved in that incident has been marked for death and assassination has no term limit in Russia.

>>1058608
The Israelis have historically purposely targeted civilians and their structures with WP and more conventional weapons for mostly the chaos it creates (rescuing injured, funerals, rebuilding = no time to fight back) and sometimes to hopefully kill one guy that they know will be there. But most important is that they target civic structures such as schools, hospitals, and police stations as these targets are the essence of a state and ruin all attempts at organization.

>>1072924
>>1072939
If you're not entitled to it, you can't wear the official Polish army uniforms, flags or no flags. I'm not a militaryfag so i don't know if that's what they're wearing here. Any other kind of clothing, military looking or not, can be plastered with flags from head to toe, no law against it.

>>1059143
>It's just a shot away!~

>>1074544
>>1072924
>>1061396
you can wear that without any problems as much as you can wear wermacht uniforms with nazi swastikas and SS on them in Poland, with the latter being allowed as long as you are not promoting nazis/commies. Also those ARE airshitters

>>1051494
These things are actually really cool. I guess it's somewhat nice that America doesn't do these but they're definitely cool, I'd love to see one in person. Russia actually celebrated VDay just today, so there should be video out already. But China's is really, really good in September

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>>1028240

>>1038613
>I'll never be Finnish
Why live?

>>1017533
goddamn Restrepo was so good
the followup video, Korengal was pretty great, too

>>1070834
They died after filming the video

>>1051497
Is that the Norwegian Special Forces?

>>1052386
The Roads are made to accomodate tanks first cars second
You can go through a drive thru with one
Plus nobody is going to say shit about you double parking

>>1058789

And that one guy who didn't roll and instead ran ended up getting shot.

>>1067819
call of duty theme

>>1032776
lost

>>1058676
glad to be allied with a army consisting solely of conscripts who cant fit in their own gear and JUST got united command THIS YEAR?

>>1071212
the terminal velocity of even a 50BMG isnt fast enough to break through cardboard you cuckold.

>>1050073
I think it's from a Forgotten Weapons video and they generally seem to know what they're doing so I assume he's using adequate protection. If I recall correctly they went out to shoot it with the owner and I think the owner is the one who fires it in that clip, so I'd imagine he knows what he's doing

>>1032842
slav cant afford heatng
>lets use this cabbage and stay warm

>>1079195
>What is a ballistic arc

>>1019395
I can translate, it makes it even better. Shooter's lines in these ( )

You don't need those in war (We don't even need hearing protection or anything)

Shoot those clouds goddammit (Wait this is not even loaded)

*BAM BAM BAM*

PERKELE

(that's how it works dammit, Air defense and i have not even used any weapon that shoots in the air)

>>1079440
They are arguing whether a bullet can go straight up, then fall down to kill someone, not follow a parabola.

>>1069159
Try dropping a sheet of metal and a sheet of paper of the same area you tard

>>1058782
if it was airshitters they'd have their faces masked to hell to avoid eye injury. of all of them only the sniper had some goggles, your argument is invalid

>>1070849
yea, was there I made to home from Prague just today.

>>1079738
It is airshitters. Google "jak wkurwic snajpera" and you get the original youtube video made by some airshit team.

>>1067927
Aren't Iranians Arabs too

>>1079996
literally not.

>>1077927
Not really special. Basic military medicine, really.

>>1055148
Holy Shit you're from Lancaster? Shady Maple motha fucka! I went to school in Oley

>>1051494
I'll be damned if they don't look fresh as fuck.

>>1051494
"Will there be any Asians in the next Star Wars film, JJ Abrams?"

>>1051497
That fucker falling out of the window made me lose.

>>1067896
Bunch of grotz

>>1079996
Persians.

>>1080016
>>1082205
What the fuck is the difference they all look the same

>>1082427
>hurr what the fuck is the difference between italians and greeks they all look the same

>>1082427
Arabs=result of Abraham fucking an Egyptian woman because his wife couldn't get pregnant (until God supposedly intervened, that is).
Persians=used to have a massive empire with the capital in Babylon and tried (unsuccessfully) to invade ancient Greece twice.

>>1082427
>Are Germans Finnish?
>No
>What the fuck is the difference they all look the same

>>1075985
its not "put them to sleep" but something like pour or sprinkle it over

>>1017347
all my keks

>>1082633
Doesn't explain what they're a result of though

>>1020836
>cringe
>finnish

isn´t your country like autism capital?

>>1067923
fucboi i have long hair and i know not to stand next to the fucking artillery when its fired.

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>>1032815
It's actually Rolling Stones - "That's Not Me"

>>1038613
Is that Raikkonen? Looks a lot like him

>>1083144
It is.

It was from when he had to do compulsory service.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbKvCjINWnY

He did it with Toni Vilander.

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>>1016487
gochu covered senpai

>>1019341
He's probably going to be the first to lose his shit

>>1084125
Fuck that's some good editing. Got sauce for this one?

>>1084129
sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuPX8mjeb-E

clip sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyCD3LqfbJ8

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>>1070849
RULE BRITTANIA

i miss battle of the nations already.....

>>1047116

>are you ok?

>WHAT?

>>1084125
I can't get past the copied sound clip from 300

It's cringeworthy

>>1070844
but keeping it running probably costs more

>>1032006
this makes me miss being a tanker so much... god damn all tankers really are the same

>>1016487
I'm not attracted by a lot of guys, but this one is a 10/10 for me.

>>1058789
>>1067896
ABU HAJAR DID NOTHING WRONG

>>1047329
We need another hitler

>>1047329
>Not "They blow up so fast"
One job anon

>>1087445
Losing my shit over here, anon, thanks.

>>1040520
They were my NCOs in the finnish army. MP in finnish navy/coastal forces. 2/13 Upinniemi Spol never forget.

>>1046199
sauce?

>>1079983
>>1079738
So Polacks don't understand the concept of eye protection?

>>1070849
>>1085375
So what are they wearing exactly? I'm sure the weapons must be blunted, but a suit of armor can't be cheap. Hobbies can be expensive though, I guess.

Looks fun, really goes to show how clunky they were.

>>1082670
Come on man. Finns are next level ugly, it's actually pretty impressive how hideous a race can be.

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>>1039150

>>1051497
im stationed in the barracks next to those ppl. its from heggelia, bardufoss
legend

>>1080056
their "samband" they do radio stuff

>>1061299
best delta ever

>>1079157
I think he gets shot the in full video.

>>1067939
Mitä täällä nukutaan?
>What are you sleeping here for?
then laughter in Finnish.

>>1079157
All the guys in that truck ended up getting shot. Those kurds don't mess around

>>1038613
wtf is raikonnen doing there?

>>1047255
fucking hell the heli guys are dicks

a decent sniper will need to relocate after that, which is a pain in the fucking dick

>>1062433

no he is very much still alive

>>1062433
10 Norwegian soldiers have died in Afghanistan none of them where conscripts like leffy

>>1051715
>that's a reporter
Jesus I thought the gag was marines being interviewed by a pornstar

>>1032006
What tank is this?

>>1016491
I die every time.

I love how the sniper guy just looks at him. "Dude. For real?"

>>1094507
t90

>>1020389
then your sense of humor is fucking shit.

>>1017310
What Country does that chap belong too?

>>1047116
roundabout edit please