Christian papes thread

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>>6893850

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>no tendie eating fedora shitposting edition

I'll pray for you OP

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I'll contriboot
1/?

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Does Satan count?
My favorite art piece, btw.

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Reminder that, according to your own beliefs, Lucifer gave you all sentience. Be thankful.

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Christian blasphemy is still Christian, right?

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Recognizing all Christians, especially the weird culty ones.

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Get some Baphomet up in here

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Have you been touched by Jesus?

>>6895218
Didn't even make it 20 replies. My sympathies, OP.

>>6895226
Just spreading the good word :)

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Last one. I used to have a whole folder of Last Suppers, but it appears this is all that remains.

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>>6895208
Jenova's Witness on the street said that we'll build Eden on earth anyway

>>6895208
No he didn't ass

>>6895208
2000 years of deep theological study BTFO!!!!!!!
fuck ur smart

>>6893888
That's definetely some dark souls inspired shit. Look at the colors and the fonts. If this was the cover for some DLC I'd buy it. Don't take it bad. I'm just making fun of it. It's very beautiful actually, and I respect religion.

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>>6895227
oh my gosh i'm so edgy!!! ehehee

>>6895208
No he didn't.
1. The two in the garden of eden already had sentience in the garden of eden. Being aware of their nakedness was their first time feeling guilt, not agency.
2. Lucifer is not the snake in the garden

>>6896658
Finally I see someone on the internet who gets this right. I'll pray for you tonight anon.

>>6896658
who is/what does the snake represent?

>>6897301
It's not clear imo there are 2 Options,
1. It's a talking snake, this is how it is described and genesis didnt specifies it any further
2. It could be satan, but this is not clear. Revelation sometimes rever to him as "Serpent" and "Dragon".
I tend to like the first more then the second, after all why should God allow satan to enter Eden?

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>>6895218
>1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked

>comes into a thread and explicitly does what they are asked not to do

I am disappoint

>>6893876
Why did he paint his torso blue?

>>6895208
>taking the story of Adam and Eve literally
Shut the fuck up, the whole thing was a metaphor. None of it was real. I'd be willing to bet most of Genesis was metaphorical

>>6895208
>he doesn't realize that the story of Adam and Eve brilliantly captures the fundamental essence of what it means to be Human

>>6897499
its his armour i guess. Some kind of pretty right lorica musculata

>>6897767
tight*

>>6897504
You'd be right. Most of the Old Testament was written in a Hebrew poetic style that was used almost exclusively for metaphorical works.

>>6898341
>Tips Fedora

>>6898359
>Ignores the arguement

>>6898341
id like to believe that god is something less like a person and more like a force, like the spiral energy in gurren laggan, a kind of force that permeates existence. part of me finds it really hard to imagine a god that has a personal interest in my life.

>>6898362
Shitposting on /wg/ deserves shitposting as an response, try /his/ if you want an atheistic circeljerk

>>6898388
>God
>Gurren laggan
Nigga please.

>>6898341
>hurr drool who is saint Augustinus who solved these problems in 9th century

When did it become ok to pretend religious people aren't crazy, on the internet? You die, you're dead

>>6898607
Well, there is a whole lot of evidence of the possibility of consciousness/life after death, and that's reason for belief in something, isn't it?

>>6898624
>whole lot of evidence
give 1 real argument

>>6898642
Number 9 on this list:
http://listverse.com/2014/02/15/10-reasons-there-might-be-an-afterlife/
For all intents and purposes, the woman was pretty much dead, and yet she was able to perceive phenomena occuring around her body.

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>>6898416
he didn't solve anything my dude, neither did lewis

>>6897970
this pic is cool

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>>6898647
so she wasn't dead then. cool. please understand that "weird shit happened this one time" is never proof

>>6898654
It was an out of body experience with zero brain activity occuring at the time. This doesn't "prove" that an afterlife exists, but it does make it harder to dismiss the theory that there's more to death than rotting away in a coffin.

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>>6898657
no it doesn't. unexplained tumor remissions don't make it harder to dismiss voodoo as a real magical force.
if you don't suffer confirmation bias, one anecdote of "weird things" won't ever be anything but a story.
"Months after the operation, she told Spetzler about her experience—and was shocked to hear him verify every detail." She had information about a song playing in the OP room months later, and said she knows because magic, and your immidiate move is to believe this? Not that over the months she overheard it somewhere, or just flatout conspired with some of the staff to make some money from a fake story? Like, come on. There are way better stories on after-life stuff than this. But even those are bunk.

post more christfaggetry.

>>6898341
Forget you humanistic notions and conceptualizations when approaching God.
You my friend are working upon the notion that
God isn't in every single time frame(past,present,future) all at once.
-God is a constant stream of everything.
-By reading the old testament one would concur that the Israelites didn't even know if God was Good or Bad.(they got along by copying everyone else's bullshit.)
-God isn't the slightest bit human the is more like a Quasar hurricane, a force of nature existing on an immaterial plane.
(SomeAtheist); MilitantAtheist; ReligiousAtheist
As I call them
Act as if the idea of believing that, A vastly intelligent being that exists on the outside of our literal spacetime, is a damnable act.

>>6898410
what?

>>6898341
He's able but not willing because we consciously disobeyed him (and still do)
It's not malevolence, only punishment

>>6893850
Happy Easter 4chan

>>6899593
Happy Easter Anon

>>6898341
i seriously hope you heretics dont believe this

>>6899593
happy easter anon, don't let his sacrifice be in vain.

>>6897310
far past when you posted but my question is why allow this snake to be aware of guilt? i mean it's clear god knew of this happening and allowed it to happen, though

>>6900515
I dont think that the snake was aware of guilt, it was just an asshole snake tempting eve to do something that she shouldnt do. To the second, i think god knowed that this would happen under the premise that adam and eve would choose this path with their free will.

Happy Easter all, let us rejoice in the risen Christ!

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See

>>6901090

Not atheist, btw

Gnostic here.

>>6903058
And the angel of the lord spake into him; "Stop smiting thine self" but lo, he could not, for the angel was smiting him with his own arm.

>>6903160
kek

>>6897504
This.
It's the problem I have with hardcore atheists as well as far-gone Christian fundamentalists--they treat the text as historical accounts instead of tales that we're meant to draw lessons from. Take the world being created in a matter of days for example, the use of days acts as a framing device to explain what the nature of the world is and how it was created by God. Whether or not the world was literally created in that amount of time is immaterial.

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IS "LUCI//FER" A HERO TO CHRISTIANITY, OR IS HE THE GREATEST EVIL OF ALL: TIME
?

>>6895218
>satanist wallpaper
>unironically uses the cross of St. Peter

oh boy how's the 8th grade working out for you buddy

Anymore Crusader imagery?

>>6893850
thanks anon, god bless

>>6897499
Blue is a very royal color, and not only that, but in Christianity, it can symbolize heaven, eternity, and truth. That's by best guess as to why the artist used blue for his cuirass/torso or whatever that is.

>>6895474
"in this sign you shall conquer"

What exactly is that sign?

>>6905683
the chi rho (first two letters of Christos)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi_Rho

>>6895474
This is very cool. Does anyone have it in a different colour?

>>6905847
What colour do you want?

>>6905847
change it in photoshop or paint.NET, it's easy

>>6898410
Don't discount anons argument just because it uses a comparison to something people understand in simpler terms lmao

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>>6898341
Pfff. Get out of here with that laughable tier one gnosis reasoning.

>>6905683
The quote refers to Constantine's conversion to Christianity and it was also the motto of the Knights Templar

>>6898341
Evil is caused by alowing man to have free will. If he was to prevent man from choosing to do evil, wouldn't that mean he is taking away your free will?

>>6910823
Adding onto this, if you do not freely choose to love God, then you do not deserve Heaven. You can't deserve a reward if its in your 'programming' to automatically win it.

>>6898670
The thing is, it isn't one anecdote. about 250,000 reported OBEs occur each year under clinical conditions (western style medical clinics or hospitals with western style medical practitioners in attendance.
Several of the most cited authors arguing against OBEs being any kind of proof have been asked in public debates how often they think OBEs occur, and the usually start by saying "Under clinical conditions?", and then giving estimates such as "There's probably less than one a year." Would you listen to an "Expert" on automotive accidents who said there was less than one a year on average? Right now, the dogmatic materialist explainers for OBEs are dominated by people who don't know the basic facts about such things as how often OBEs are reported to medical practitioners in hospital conditions. When the right answer to that question is "about 250,000 times a year" and their answer is "less than 1", how can the rest of their explanations matter?

>>6895863
feels
I'm not even christian

>>6898341
be atheist or autist, but not both plz

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>>6911702
That's a DOUGLAS ADAMS quote

>>6897505
Christcuck here.
If there was no literal Adam and Eve the entire redemption path makes no sense.

>>6897310
Yes, God knew and allowed it to happen. Why? Idk, are we supposed to know? It's part of his greater plan and that's really all that matters.

"Does the clay say to him who forms it, ‘What are you making?’ or ‘Your work has no handles’?" Isaiah 45:9