You know something? You're right. It is sadness. Its sadness and I'm fucking sad. You got me. You're a genius. You know why I'm fucking sad? Because I got this fucking beautiful-sexy-gorgeous-hearthrob-o-rama-fucking-smart-amazing-bombshell-seventeen-on a fucking ten scale- girl sleeping in a bed right next to me and you know what? She's a stone cold dyke. A fucking untouchable, unhaveable, unattainable brick wall fucking dyke-a-saurus rexi. So its sad. Okay? What you want me to do? I feel fucking sadness about that. There's nothing I can fucking do.
(pause)
And not only is she a major babe, but I really like this girl a lot, a lot, I mean she's not like anybody else I ever knew before and that's a completely fucking new one on me, and I don't even know her real fucking name so there you go. Oh and in case you're interested, my life sucks. Alright? Stick a fork in me I'm done.
Yes, it's sad time. Post what you've got.
Extra points for relevant.
Shameless selfbump...
This text should be read by everyone that's hurt
>>6809024
God you're a fag, and this writing style is fucking trash
>>6809141
honestly this
>>6809141
Joke's on you, it's from a fag movie i didn't even watch
Bump for sadness.
>>6809024
go choke on spunk, you piece of shit
Why people are so bad responsive at threads like this?
>>6812325
ask yourself that
im high as fuck...but i say fuck her and go do something
>>6809024
I do not know you, but I'm like you, but in my case the super beautiful, smart and hot woman that I like is no longer my best friend (yes, friendzone) because I have already moved away from her, to not wanting to look and talk to her since November of last year. It's sad, it's horrible, it's a shit, but, things change, it takes time and time is a fucking son of a bitch, but it passes, in an way or another. good luck to you buddy, good luck.
>>6812325
When 4chan has grown into an underage community it's obvious there's no such experience among prepubescent (fe)males looking for "memez xD"
>>6809024
haha good movie to quote dipshit
rottentomatoes/m/gigli/
>>6813661
Oh shit op is a fag!