>tfw i can finally fuck my dreamcast legally

Your Dreamcast can't consent.

>>4247993
It's just a CPU in a plastic case, it will do anything you program it to do.

Post pics

>>4248018
Not in this board pls

>>4247750
take it out to dinner first

I know that this system can't into component, but could it do svideo? And if so where could I get some good svideo cords for it?

>>4247750
how do you fuck a dreamcast? which hole do you use?

I used to have this gif of a nerdy looking chick rubbing her pussy with a Nintendo, after she came she licked the rubbed part, the quality of the gif was shitty and it looked like the vid was made in the late 90s because of all the Pokémon merchandise and the PlayStation plugged to the TV, to this day i still fap remembering that gif.

>>4248067
Yes

>>4248075

VMU slot if you're a normie, modem port if you know what you're doing

>>4248145
more like VMU slut

>>4247750
Isn't it a bit weird to want to fuck your Dreamcast, legal or not?

I mean, presumably you've had it since it was new, or at least for a long time before it was legal. Seems a bit like a father saying, "I can finally fuck my daughter now that she's turned 18."

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>>4248012
"I don't think that cute little robot wants to follow it's new programming, Sam."
"I don't recall giving it a cute little choice."

>>4248067
Get a VGA cable and a VGA to HDMI upscaler. Makes a world of difference in quality/clarity of the image

>>4248198
>upscaler
Only if you want input lag. Just get a normal, non-upscaling converter.

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>>4248203
TAKE MY X ANNNNALOG ARE GEE BEE MASTER CLASS AND YOUR INPUT LAG WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST

>>4247750
>implying a beautiful woman like Dreamcast wants a basement dwelling fat loser like you

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>This thread

>>4248075
I don't which hole he fucks, but I'm he has a small penis. Maybe he uses the port in the back of the Dreamcast modem.

>>4247750
I fired up the old dreamcast the other day, the disc reading noises are lower and insanely loud now. What should I do outside of not using it anymore?

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please do not fuck the dreamcast

>>4248192
Well you wouldn't want to fuck her before she turned 18, that would be immoral

>>4248208
Don't tell me /vr/ hates this guy too

>>4248089
Cool.

>>4248693

He's "MUH CHILDHOOD" personified. He isn't grating like some other Youtubers at least.

It's Saturday night, 2017.

IM all alone tonight like I was in 2000 with my Dreamcast holy fucking shit.

IM gonna bust my DC out and play some Zombie Revenge

>>4248476
Not him, but I think of my Sega Dreamcast as one of my own kids. I wouldn't dare dream about having sex with it.

>>4248012
It's just a organic neural network that functions like a computer in a bone and meat case. It will do anything you program it to do.

Happy birthday, Dreamcast. Anyone know if walmart still carries cd-rs?

>>4248782
IT WAS A TRIP TO TOYRUS IN 1996 THAT WOULD IN AN INSTANT CHANGE MY CHILDHOOD

>>4248198
But my crt doesnt have HDMI or VGA, that's why I want to go with Svideo

>>4248693
Well, he defends the N64 and it's controller, so he's retarded. The bald guy is better.

>>4247750
>tfw the dreamcast can now shitpost on here.

i wonder what it'd say?

>>4248471
I want to get the Dreamcast pregnant so it'll have kids and spawn a new Sega console!

>>4247993
>Your Dreamcast can't consent.

So fucking it would be literally rape.

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>>4250908
follow your dreams!

>$300 for Border Down
>All shmups are at least $100

>>4252318
Just burn a CD you fuck.

>>4249013
Organics have _free will_
They can break out from their "programming", a Dreamcast can't

>>4248693

His voice is kind of annoying, but he's alright I guess.

>>4252353
No, they can't. It's just complicated programming that we don't entirely understand, so it gives the illusion of free will. It's just another holdover from religious thinking.

>>4248075
On the back up the vmu there are 3 holes just his size.

Why is she so fucking loud? I bought a game console not a printer

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>>4248075
>REZ
>rumble pack
>controller
>yur butt.