>you will never be as cool as Vincent

I wanna be as black as Barret.

I wanna be as busty as Tifa.

I wanna be as emo as Cloud :^)

I want OP to make better threads.

If being cool means being a flaming faggot then I'm good.

Vincent essentially is a huge beta C U C K who lost Lucrecia to the more alpha Hojo. So yeah in a way I'm already just like him.

>>4226084
Be grateful you're not as flat as Jessie

>>4226065
I want to be as badass as Cid

>>4226065
So he's a vampire but not a vampire. Yup makes perfect sense.

>>4226065
>Be a cuck who got shutdown and locked in a basement
>Cool

>>4226210
>cuck

Get out.

>>4226065
Grow up.

>>4226759
Vincent is an actual factual cuckold, man. Maybe you should get out.

>>4226759

but he did get NTR´d by his boss

I've been cooler than Vincent since 1997 bruh.

>>4226769
Did you use him in the final battle against his wife's son?

>>4226164
THIS

It's the only answer. Not wanting to be the guy who carries sticks of dynamite around for the hell of it makes you a shit.

>>4226164
>>4227990
I already smoke, drink, and verbally abuse my wife. I'm most of the way there!

>>4226065

>you will never be as gay as OP

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>you will never be as cool as Mana-sama

why live

>>4228018
Hm. I need to start smoking, I guess. Were Cid and Shera actually married, though?

I wanna be as non-playable as Sephiroth.

That's what nu-Square keeps pushing on me
Fuck nu-Square

>>4226065
>beta male who got cucked so hard he dressed like a vampire locked himself in a basement for 30 years

Why would anyone want to be as "cool" as that?

>>4226162
Who said I'm not...