Zelda 2

>>4211014
lololz sex, right?

>>4211014
Are you 15 or something? Did this really warrant a new thread? Either way, fuck off.

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>thot for vitality
>cougar for wisdom
The math checks out

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>>4211014
Who's "everyone"? Youtubers trying to be funny?

This is a tired-out old joke along the lines of "hahahaha Mario eats mushrooms, he's on drugs :DDD"

A thread died so that you could make this one. Shame on you, OP.

>>4211035
>>4211029
>>4211018
>>4211015
>>4211014
Ok now while we're on the subject, would it have been better game design to fill both magic and health in one spot?
Also Zelda 2 thread

>>4211071
>would it have been better game design to fill both magic and health in one spot?
Probably.

It doesn't matter once you get the Life spell though, you can just head straight for the magic woman and spam Life to heal yourself.

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>>4211035
A joke so old it was made in 1988. In Japan. In the strategy guides and mangas.

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>>4211479

>>4211014
yes

Bone the chick for vigor.
Have tea with the old woman to clear your mind.

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>>4211479

>>4213403
>what's the fuck
evertiem

>>4211014
He fucks the young lady and gets toothless blowjob from the old one.

>>4211014
It's very obvious that they feed him
Sex is the lolol, I'm 15 hurr durr answer>>4211014

>>4211015
This
>>4211014
The game isn't bad but it's not great

Now that you mention it, it does beg the question.

I love this board because i see and read new fan theories and ideas all the time

>>4211075
That's much slower than boinking with that little elfophile.

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Remember the time when link was an elf and the Christian God was was the creator?

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>please... come inside
Imagine being so "mature" you're no longer amused by innuendo

>>4214462
those are some impressive legs

>>4211014
OP here
FUCK THIS GAME ITS TOO HARD

>>4215317
AoL is the Dorks Soles of the Zelda franchise.

>>4215328
IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WHEN FLYING GUYS KNOCKED ME INTO LAVA
NOW THEY'RE FUCKING INVISIBLE WTF

>>4215332
There's an item for that. You're sequence breaking. You can do it with fairy if you really want but it just gets much harder.

>>4211035

We have been talking about this since before youtube was made. You're just too young or too old to remember.

>>4211035
>mentally ill avatarfag taking the moral high ground on anything