The DaVinci Kong code (dkc)

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>Thinking about Dkc's 25th anniversary
>wonder when that is
>check release date of dkc
>September 21st 1994
>2017 - 1994 = 23
>25th anniversary is in 2 years
>probably when they'll release next game
>hype
>realize original dkc games were only one year apart all in November
>neat
>realize Dkc Returns came out in November and Tropical freeze was originally going to be released 3 years after returns in November (2010 and 2013)
>that's so weird.jpeg
>notice next dkc game will be the third of the "new" dkc games
>number 3 comes up a lot
>notice 2 years till 25th anniversary, and tropical freeze came out the year after its intended release (2013 2014) (1+2=3)
>make it stop
>Donkey Kong country is 3 words
>There have been 5 playable kongs in Dkc
>2 years till anniversary
>also February (tropical freezes release month) (2nd month in the year)
> 5 - 2 = 3
> in the 2 new dkc games you have to jump on at least 3 enemies in succession to get a banana coin
2 + 3 =5
>Jesus Christ I can't stop
>discovering all of this 3 years after tropical freezes release
>2 months until November
>Dkc 2 and 3 had 3 different collectible coins
>Returns and Tropical freeze only have 2 big collectibles
>That's one less
> 1 + 2 = you know what
>if I get triples I'm gonna die