Wtf

>>4172008
>Why the fuck can't I dungeon crawl to kill time at work? Should I just kill myself?
Do you live near the ocean? I guarantee that whatever country you live in the coast guard cannot patrol very kilo of shore at every hour. Just go to the beach at night and keep swimming away from the land until you get tired and drown. This method is very effective because even if you change your mind you will probably drown on the way back. If you live inland try to find a flooded quarry, the water in those is very cold and you can go into hypothermic shock and drown very quickly.

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>>4172026

>doesn't emulate the SNES version of Eye of the Beholder on an Xperia Play
Well shucks Chuck, I thought you were a cool papa, but I guess you're just an anus.

>>4172008
i sympathize, it's a cruel world for classic rpgers

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>>4172103
Dude, haven't you heard?
Grimoire just got released!
Hurry and get it, there's a %10 discount for the first week.

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>>4172008
I don't know if you're trying to be an idiot or not but eye of the beholder works perfectly in scummvm, which is ported to pretty much everything.

>>4172008
>Muh apples can't game!
kys
>>4172026
This.

>>4172113
Its bedtime, Cleve!

>>4172103
except it's not.

literally just download dosbox or whatever emulator you need and start playing.

>b-but muh ipad
just use a normal laptop like a sensible human being.

>>4172008
https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_msdos_games

Hundreds of DOS games, all fully playable in your browser. Though anything like Descent or Quake is probably gonna be too slow for the time being.

>>4172008
>lawful good pussy

>>4172067
That slow ass cursor is unbearable. I'm a huge fanboy of the SNES and love playing its ports (acknowledging they're inferior), but this one is a no-no.

>>4172113
I, a veteran of the genre for 20 years, played this. Any start but Sanctuary (the cheat start) is unplayable and borderline unwinnable, purely at the whim of the RNG

>>4172026
Why would you willingly choose such a terrifying way to die?

SCUMMVM support Eye of the Beholder 1 and 2 since 4 years ago, numbnuts.

>>4172026
SEGACD got best version ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtqLs4Iu9xc