thugged out shit u do

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>worked at >fucking gamestop in the 90's
>get a copy of Final Fantasy VII
>play it in a back room, name Cloud "SEPHIROTH KILLS"
>name Tifa "AERIS IN THE"
>name Barret "FORGOTTEN CAPITAL"
>save the game and leave it at this point
>mfw some neckbeard buys it and gushes about how he can't wait to play it

>>4154537
joke's on you, you can't save a game on a disc so they wouldn't have seen it

>>4154538
>>4154537
loooolllll

>>4154520
Gangsta as fuck lol

>>4154538
>you can't save a game on a disc
MIND = BLOWN

>play fighting game with a pal
>unplug his gamepad before I land a 6-hit combo on him
>plug it again immediately
>he didn't even understand what happened

lol feels good having brain dead friends

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>>4154520
>buy used game or memory card
>all save slots are full
>delete them all

>>4154520
>play game with friend
>win and say to him "are you even trying"
Put me in the closest prison right away.

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>Pop in KH2
>turn stereo volume to 11.5, open windows
>redo alll of atlantica to complete Jiminy's jounal
Go hard or go outside.

>>4154537
Man you sure showed that memory card

>>4154795
Not retro.

>give friend a copy of Castlevania
>it's actually a ROMhack made by me
>only edit one thing
>in the final battle, Dracula calls the player a nigger
>move away the next day
swallow the key

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>>4154520
>play game with someone
>he starts winning
>plug out controller and say "let's play something else"

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>>4154812
Whoops
>be at buddy's house
>has faimcom SMB 3 with Nes adapter
>beat the game
>don't know Japanese

>>4154520
>buy used cartridge of chrono trigger
>save point is right before giga gaias
>hes severely underleveled and doesnt seem to have fire absorb
>no wonder he gave up there

>>4154537
What the fuck? Have you ever actually played a PS1/PS2 game before or did you just make this whole story up? Unless you sold the guy your memory card too.

>>4155000
dude u just got trolled lmaoooooo

>>4155000
>/vr/ is unironically this autistic

>buy used copy of FFVI
>Try one of the save files out
>All characters are renamed like Setzer is "Cody" and Celes is "Bitch"
>Overwrite that shit with no remorse

>rent long RPG game for NES or SNES
>it has a save on there, and a few blank slots
>play that shit until you've gone past several key plot points
>save the game again
>return it
awhhhh yea boi

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>>4155180
Cody is the first evolution of Chad.
"Cody!" Bitch!"

>>4154520
>Get to final boss in FF7
>Decided to stop playing for a bit before I tackle it
>Couple days later, I'm checking out my memory card
>"Hey what does formatting my memory card mean?"
>Test it out
>So disgusted by my stupidity I haven't really played FF7 since

Totally wrecked myself

>>4154520

>buy cheapest used SNES sports game from Funcoland
>rent Squaresoft RPG from Blockbuster
>switch circuit boards inside cartridges
>get Chrono Trigger/FF VI/ect. for cheap as fuck

>>4154795
Dad walks in. Also not retro.

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>buy a used memory card
>it's full with game saves that have 100+ hours put into them
>format it

>play game for first time
>get half way through game in one sitting
>don't bother saving
>do it all over again
damn its good to be a gangster

>>4155784
Orgasmic lmao

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>>4155784
>inherit rumble pack from great-grandfather
>it has millions of saves on it
>data corrupted
>atari 2600 blewd up
Tru stori

>>4155296
did you really do this

>>4154818
underrated

>buy new game
>look up tips in my magazines
>use a password to go directly to the last level (even though I never got there in a legit way!!!)

absolute madman, lads

>Got Breath of Fire IV
>Use Max Level gameshark code
>Stuck
>Grind like crazy
I'm stranger than fiction

>>4155972
Something like That happened to me once when I rented Conkers Bad Fur day. The person who rented it before me swapped the games labels.

Not the smartest crime as they were able to look up the previous person who rented it.

>>4156130
>not complaining "someone swapped the labels" after you swapped the labels

It's thug 101

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>>4154520
>Get brand new game.
>Spoil the ending to see if its worth completing.
>Then play the game.