I thought to myself

girlfriends are literally normie-cuck tier, elites have sugar mamas

>>4136028

Do you think her name should be Princess Donkey or Princess Kong?

>>4136030
Princess Kongina?

>>4136034

Maybe should also be a fruit. Princess Bana?

>>4136025
He did

>>4136038

Care to explain?

>>4136043
Candy Kong from DKC

>>4136053

That's weird, I don't remember her. I wonder what flavor she was.

>>4136043
Dixie Kong?

>>4136057

Was that his girlfriend? I remember her having a pony tail.

>>4136057
that was Diddy's girlfriend not DK's

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>>4136025
>What if DK had a girlfriend like Mario?
Found her

How did DK JR. Came to be?

>>4136073

Jk I tricked you guys all along, this is really Donky Kong in drag.

LOL His name Princess Bana.

Terrifying

>>4136120

She thicc

she quicc

she suck alotta dicc

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>>4136025
This is some extreme shitposting. Leave it on >>>/v/