Seriously, how did did they managed to make her so ugly?

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They reconciled themselves by creating dixie

I dunno, but her theme is so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEVa9ZFsUYI

I never listened to the full thing until the other day, since I always made a save quick, never got to listen to it in full before, such a great theme. Well, like all of the soundtrack really, but listening to this one complete was like discovering a new track on an already great soundtrack.

>>4109828
same here, yeah

>>4109813
She's an ape, she's not supposed to be attractive to you.

>>4109838
Then how did they made Dixie Kong cute and older Tiny Kong sexy?

>>4109846
does that make you a bestiality pedo?

>>4109824
Candy looks like a slutty, grown up Dixie.

>>4109846
They're NOT supposed to be sexy my man.

>>4109813
Wasn't it just meant for comedic effect? I mean she throws you kisses and you can avoid them by jumping into the save barrel.

>>4109864
she looks like tranny DK with a bow and wig

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>>4109868
wrong

>>4109879
Then dixie looks like a tranny Diddy with a bow and a wig.

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Does this expand dong?

>>4109886
She's got some killer juggs.

>>4109882
wtf did they do to tiny? she looks retarded

>>4109895
Because if you choose her, you won't choose wrong.

>>4109884
I'm ok with that.

>>4109886
This is passable. At least she doesn't looks horrifying like at DKC.

>>4109935

I always found the discrepance between redered Young Tiny and in game one staggering.
She's pretty cute in-game but looks absolutely horrifying in the render.

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>this thread

>>4109813

>CG from the mid 90's
>ape

It's not hard to figure out, though it's not like she got better as time went on. And I'm guessing Ninty wants to forget about her anyway.

>>4109813
She b lookn damn fine to me nigga

>>4110130
mouse_walking_away_in_disgust.png

>>4109813
Nice Feet

>>4109813
Tell that to my dick.

why are all female kongs blonde

>>4110584
because they arent "african" as most people meme it

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>>4109813
TV version almost worked

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>>4109886
A bit yea

>>4111287
>that nipple bulge

>>4111082
Looks like the kind of woman americans would consider attractive. Reminds me of Sonya Blade.

>>4109813
An ape with blowjob lips and rockin tits is still deep down just an ape.

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>>4109813
She has good looking feet.