She needed more screen time.

>>4066141
>my first boner was n64

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She needed less screen time

>>4066141
>that fucking moan-speak

hnnnggggg

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>>4066141

>>4066558
they nailed that banjo-kazzoie casting.

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>>4066446
nah

>>4066558
is this a porno?

I disagree. She was the bad end, that was all the screen time she needed. She doesn't need to be crammed into m ore of the game just to prolong some manchild boners.

>>4066558
look at the fuckin beak on kazooie

>>4067491
I hereby declare this post the gayest /vr/ post of 2017. Congratulations!

>>4066558
I am quite strangely turned on by the green chick. What is this emotion I am feeling.

>>4067370
No, it's from the Banjo-Kazzoie Live Action Movie.

>>4067516
Back to the red boards where you belong.
None of your posts give a shit about actual video games, just the porn.

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>>4067730

>>4066141
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

>>4066958
kazooie is perfect, but Banjo should be a huge hairy bear-mode guy.

>>4066513

>Ahhh...Oh, Ahh Ahhh Ohh Ahhhh, Ahh Ahhhh Oh Ahhhhhh <3

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>>4066558
>>4066958
>>4067370
>>4067521
>>4068339
why banjo kazoo fans so fucking autistic?

>>4068509
because rareware fans in general are autistic
https://soundcloud.com/plastiware/banjo-fucks-gruntilda-nsfw-18

>>4068496
then suddenly
>nyeh heh heh ha

>>4067504
kek

>>4068610

>tfw she's still gross and ugly on the inside
>...and probably not going to stay desirable for long based on what Brentilda tells you through out the game

>>4067979
He's right though

>>4068643
Why do you speak in 3rd person?

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>>4066141
Do you think her feet were stinky?

>>4069649
Yes

I'd probably fuck fat and ugly Gruntilda too to be honest. As long as she made lewd rhymes. It's kind of amazing how much good charisma can make someone fuckable.

>>4068610
that laughter works so well with her beautiful look tho

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Do you think Grunty really "steal" Tooty's beauty, or she just got her youth back?
Because Tooty was just a kid, so Grunty's very sexy figure must be hers.

>>4069665
Mmm, I'd like to think so. What makes you think that?

>>4066141
Well, of course. Would you rather fuck a human being or a furry?

Gruntilda was the hero spiral mountain needed.

>>4066141
That girl with the coconuts on the tablet during the ending animation needed all screentime :(

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>>4073926
actually they are melons

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>>4073926
more melons

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>>4073926
If you haven't noticed her melons yet, here one more

>>4067730
they;'re orange you fucking retard

>>4069670
lol

>>4072347
i bet she was a major slut when seh was young

>>4073998
Sorry lad. She wasn't. I played the game when it came out and she was still just a model on a toy that couldn't do anything except extract small spurts of prepubescent dick juice from kids whos last pussy encounter was childbirth.

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>>4075191

>>4075191
Congrats on not udnerstanding human biology LOL

>>4075642
You'll udnerstand when you hit 10

I started playing BK recently, expecting an easy going, comfy game.
it's comfy, but easy it's not.

>>4077659
It's easy as fuck to me except for the engine room in rusty bucket bay and some of the climbing in click clock woods

>>4075191
What the fuck would cause someone to make a post like this. I've only had passing in-era contact with the N64 and have never played these games at all and I didn't even read the thread I just saw this and the responses and stopped scrolling. "A model on a toy"? Really? You're going to go there immediately? You're going to try and talk down to someone who said a game character is sexy on a videogame board using that of all things? The worst part is I don't think you're being ironic or trying to start shitposting, you are sincerely trying to play some kind of superiority thing. It's so weird and dumb it's not even funny in the at not with way

your writing style is embarrassing too

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I wish there was an actual young sexy Guntilda toy/figure, I'd buy it.

>>4077674
lel you reek of butthurt

>>4077682
>I wish there was an actual young sexy Guntilda toy/figure, I'd hot glue it.
ftfy

>>4066141
My one disappointment with banjo tooie was no cool game over cutscene showing what would happen if you didn't defeat gruntilda.

>>4077674
T R I G G E R E D
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>Banjo Kazooie was actually a deep drama story about an aging model that couldnt get over her depression of never been able to get her youth back, realizing she couldnt develop as a person because she was so used to being liked for her looks

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Anyone questioning my pure love for this perfect being? Filthy normies

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>>4077674

>>4078239
I swear there was one if you quit the game that showed the B.O.B. about to fire.

>>4077674

Relax, guy.

>>4073998
>Her party trick is a scary striptease

>>4072347
According to the trivia by Brentilda, Grunty was fat thicc when she was younger, and she was known for her big booty.

>>4075191
I sure hope at that age their last pussy encounter was at childbirth.

>>4084072
>>4075191
Some of us were born by cessation.

>>4084125
cessation
sɛˈseJʃ(ə)n/
noun
noun: cessation; plural noun: cessations
the fact or process of ending or being brought to an end.

If only that had happened.
Not to go all /pol/ here but I think in this case abortion before the 40th trimester is justified.

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>>4067521
>What is this emotion I am feeling.

>>4084261
Google translator I was using went full retard I guess.
I meant Cesarean birth.

>>4084261
Also nice edge. Do you speak any other language other than your mom's?

>>4084125
>>4084261
Got damnit, I was also born by Caesarean.

>>4084927
It's the patrician way.

>>4084535
I know what you mean but it was too retarded not to take the piss out of.

>>4084538
I speak a few she doesn't, she speaks a few I don't, and we have a few in common. I'll also mention that we're both American. Only because the epic butthurt that causes to third worlders gives me extreme pleasure.

>>4085694
>If aren't a native english speaker, you're a third worlder!
Whatever, burg.

>>4078378
You have my blessing in finding your love in that 2d picture.
Let all of use find the same kind of happiness some day.

>>4084929
It gives you the power to kill Macbeth.

>>4066141
I always wanted a spinoff where you play as sexy Gruntilda. She'd carve her broom into a sword and be able to use it for different melee combat and spells. You'd go across other worlds and start to spread your evil ways to them like you did to Banjoland, and you'd have to continuously find young maidens to drain the beauty from. Each one would be guarded by a powerful protector of some kind which would make up the main bosses, and you'd get a new spell or sword ability from each one you defeat. She wouldn't have her machine with her, but since she already used it once the ability to suck beauty would already be part of her and she could just suck it out of the maidens' mouths.

You'd get powers like spin attacks, leap attacks, dashing attacks, fireballs, icy wind, lightning bolts, and things like that. You'd also have to balance your spells, because if you use too much of the same one you'd start to hurt yourself. Like too much fire magic and you start to burn yourself each cast. Too much ice and you freeze yourself for a second each cast. That kind of thing.

You'd also get a deflect skill and a reflect spell. Deflect would be used on physical attacks to block them, and reflect would be used to knock magic and stuff back at enemies. If you use either of these too often there are also negative consequences. Too much deflecting and your broom's sword end will break, meaning you have to wait two minutes for it to repair itself. Reflect too much and the spell end of the broom will burn up, and you'll have to wait five minutes before you can cast any more magic.

Not being able to use magic would be a problem if you aren't careful because then you couldn't use your water spell to fill your thirst gauge. If you're too thirsty you start to lose maximum health until you get a drink. The final boss is ugly Tooty holding Banjo on her back.

>>4085715
Thanks for getting butthurt because a burg knows as many languages as you have nits in one tuft of fur.

>>4085901
I'm not even the guy you were replying to, I'm just making fun of you for thinking that if you're not a native english speaker that means you're from a 3rd world country.
Also, just because you say you can speak many languages doesn't mean it's true.
Most Americans only speak english and broken french or spanish they learn at school.

>>4085869
>a game where you play an ugly broad, that gets hotter and hotter as you complete the levels

holy shit, this would be awesome and really motivating and fun to see her new beauty, like better legs, better tits, slimmer waist, better nose etc. on her. Oh the butthurt this game would generate.
But it would be really fun, you only would have to restrain yourself from spoiling yourself how she looks after each upgrade.

>>4086123
Project harder kiddo

>>4086159
They would say the character started as a minority then got progressively white washed since ugly features are generally negroid features.

>>4087336
What about it was projection? You assumed he was from a 3rd world country because he isn't a native english speaker, that's a very funny and erroneous line of thought and I'm making fun of you for it.
Also
>implying USA is not 3rd country by now.
I'd go on but this isn't /pol/

>>4085869
I would play the shit out of this.

>>4087515
Project harder kiddo

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>>4087903
>>4087336
hi summer

>>4087906
>that melon placement
how sexist

What would happen if instead of Grunty, it was Brentilda who got Tooty's youth? How would she look like?

>>4087909
grow some balls you pussy. If you can't look at something for you like, like plants or something.

>>4088330
He wanted to see the tits you dummy

Post more grunty.