90s ATTITUDE

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>>4052257

>>4052257
>>4052258
2cool.

John Romero's about to make you his bitch.

Suck it down.

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>>4052257
Game was way too short. Wasn't it only 6 levels? The highway level was about the only real memorable one for me.

>>4052451

>>Faggot

>>4052258
>only one thing to say
>proceed to a thousand words after that one thing

>>4052889
>not getting the ad

>>4052889
lol

>>4053278
that's not the point he was making; the ad is stupid. Like all ads.

>BOOM

fuck off advertisers

>>4052451
Is that filthy frank?

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>>4052257
>>4052258
>Probotector

>>4052257
Contra III make me hate mode7.

>>4052257
>>4052258
I can hear the marketing dep. going "YOU CAN'T GO WITH JUST BOOM" and proceeding to add a fuckhuge and buttugly description no kid would ever give a fuck about.

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>>4052881
Way to put in the effort champ

>>4053468
haha kids never gave a fuck about the ads either.

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>>4052257

>>4052419
someone post the toilet parody

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I got your 90s right here

>>4055364
I mean, that implies 32X is full of jizz, which is pretty realistic.

>>4052258
>Hey, so we have those genuinely impressive bombastic screenshots showcasing power of Mode 7?
>Yeah, let's toss them around the page rotated and skewed so you can't see shit and instead take up 90% of space with a stupid explosion graphic and a text dump. That will sell copies for sure!

>>4055005
I used to be a moderator for an online RPG. I had to dish out five or six bans on a daily basis because of people harassing people for not speaking English and cuntplaining on the forums.

PSO was always ahead of the curve

>>4055364
goddamn these ads are absolutely hilarious in retrospect. I remember seeing so many of these as a kid and having no idea what they meant back then, that one included. they completely went over my head that. I love these ads. it's a special kind of nostalgia looking at them now that I actually finally get the joke.

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>>4055483

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>>4055364
There's another one.

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>>4055550
What's the /vr/dict on Cobra Mission?

>>4055551
>Get your mind out of the gutter...
I remember this one man, crazy. I actually had no idea at all what that line meant and I was so fucking confused hah.

>>4052257
I. LOVE. THIS. COMPANY! WOOOOOOO

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>>4052257
>>4052258
What's that font? It's the same one used in those early Sega Genesis ads where they bashed Nintendo.

>>4056218
it's funny how this single piece of advertisement caused an enormous asshurt against Sega to this day

>>4056251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM5rYucoQRU

>>4056969
>"So you'll look cool when you pull it out"

pfffhehehe

>>4056972
why would you even do this

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>>4056410

>>4056972
Oh please?

>>4052257
Its a hard game.

>>4053441
I know this is bait but I know there's someone out there that'd believe this

>>4060094
for you

I've only ever seen one ad from this decade that was in this style.

>>4056218
It's a different font, compare the G's, E's and S's.

The Contra ad font is similar to Segoe UI but it's a little different.

>>4053443

>Big badass robots with big guns shooting other big badass robots with big guns

What's not to like?
Probotector really was 90s censorship done right, the sprites and artwork was beautifully redrawn and the designs are fucking cool. They usd effort for that you can tell.

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>>4052419

>>4064176
What were they thinking?

>>4055005

>Phantasy Star Online
>90's

>>4064176
how did it take so long to post this?

>>4066279
>muh nerd cred

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>>4053443
>Contra

>>4055364
>dat misleading doom screenie

>>4055364
That's actually quite funny.

But it would've been better if she said 'fucking!'

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>>4056972
>It ryhmes with "smegma"

>>4066480
nigga wat

nigga why

>>4055550
>you'll know why the japanese sent the cars and VCR but kept the software to themselves

hmmmmmmmm
what did they mean by this

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>>4068090
>it's a "translator-san translates ソフト (softo) as software instead of games" episode

>>4064254
It is carrying the torch of 90's ATTITUDE into the future

>>4055550
this looks plain fucking retarded